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frick off gay
>Someone out there devoted his time to photoshopping bulges into Bond stills
>tfw men are talking
GET IT TOGETHER WOMAN
I used to spank my ex when she would get too emotional and throwing a hissy fit. She told me she liked it because it helped calm her down. Problem is that she would do it way too often and it got so tiresome.
>kid holding 50 star flag in cowboy times
how did they frick up this badly?
bet she got wet with that
>Peak Spaghetti Westerns-era Clint had a body like this too
Is this really what an attractive male body has looked like for most of human history?
It's the body you get if you do some physical work or sport and don't indulge too much in alcohol and soda. You know, a normal body.
When you're 6'3 and have elite hair and face aesthetics, being jacked is a secondary consideration
Hell, the alpha male of our generation is Brady and he's basically got a Dad bod
Brady got a ton of facial surgery, kisses men on the lips, and let his wife get blacked. I think we have different definitions of alpha
giselle did what?
I see the joos' demoralization tactics got to you.
Wasn't Connery a bodybuilder before becoming an actor?
Yes.
back then it was the amountt of hair on your chest that made you a man, not your feminine curves
This is the canon James Bond body. He's not a ripped perfectly sculpted Thor-like figure, he's a a spy, physically fit and healthy yes but otherwise just a guy. No need to make him have the perfect possible form just because
He also partakes in alcohol and enjoys the luxuries of life.
It also allows you have villains that are menacing and physically intimidating so it's more satisfying when he uses his wits to win. Like I said he's still in shape, physically fit and well capable, he shouldn't be a scrawny nerd or anything by any means, but he's not a body builder
Peak masculine body. Zoomies can only dream of having a chest hair density like that.
Still is.
its even worse now after covid, the average person gained 75 lbs
Literally all you need to do now to be above average in terms of attractiveness is just not be a fricking fatass.
China is fatter than america now. Why dont you guys complain about them?
I don't care about chinks, I'm talking about people here.
Yeah and it’s still attractive. Marvel roid monsters aren’t the end all be all of manliness. That dude wears a suit has an accent and plays poker and kills people.
Post dick and butthole homosexuals
Let me see what you've got
gay
THIS, AND GAPE YOUR ASS TOO, I WANNA SEE THE STATE OF YOUR GUT HEALTH, FATTY.
>2006
Oh god no please I don't want to get old
>it's almost christmas
It's fricking August anon, get it the frick together
homie, it's literally only 4 months
it will go by in a second
i was 15 when this movie came out and I thought it was the coolest thing ever
I still haven't seen no time to die (i know what happens at the end)
The first half is pretty fricking good. The second half sucks.
>end
above all one watches a bond to see a bond girl emerge from the oceans
hes a government agent who flies and eats out a lot. id say he looks pretty good
>Doesn't know the difference between obese and overweight
When you're in your 40's you take whatever gains you can get.
PAPI
He's on gear here too. I can unequivocally say that unless you're running a big amount you don't look as 'good' as him
>source: trust me bro, i know these things
Still is impressive. It's a natural non roided up body. You criticizing him when you are a fat basement dweller on his second mountain dew of the day
It's all about the shoulders
are you a woman, OP?
>this was considered impressive in 2011
Photoshopped
It actually is impressive considering Ryan Gosling has a below average genetic profile
>Below average
Compared to who?
To the average, you moron.
>Ryan Gosling has a below average genetic profile
These guys weigh MAYBE 150lbs. Brad Pitt in fight club weighed like 135lbs. They are tiny twinklets positioned under flattering lighting. Completely acheivable natty.
You're moronic if you believe this. Maybe you fricked up when trying to convert numbers.
more like 180 and 155, moron.
Shit, Gosling should visit a doctor, I don't think those red lines are normal
lmao nobody thinks this is impressive, only dyels do
i have this exact body bros, woah. gym twice a week and two meals a day
2006 was the year of chubby men with beards in flannel shirts. of course this looked impressive in comparison
That is the natural body of a man in his 40's who is fit.
i could frick him in the ass anytime
/lgbt/
But you live in your mothers basement, fatso
>not even impressed, anyone can get that body in 6 months
so why won't you?
I'm actually working on it, and making nice gains. It won't be 6 months, and with my frame I might never have that body. But just putting in effort and getting results is really nice and I recommend it to all you homosexuals.
Reminder that women judge men by frame when it comes to physical things (as they should, they're carrying the genes further)
tl;dr you will never be with a woman but keep lifting those weights like a monkey, incel
This. They cant understand women care about shape, not flesh. They just keep projecting and when you object to the rampaging homosexualry they accuse you of 'cope'.
They complain at how effortlessly beauty comes to women while they have to make it a pathology
the anon in picrel sounds like a self-hating troony. To equate being female with “nature,” like it’s the pinnacle of being. Being aesthetically male is better.
Gayest take in a supremely gay thread.
Women are fertile. They're also neotenous.
Men are providential. Society wants women to be corporate. Men to either narcissistic or basedbabies to those women. All other men are outcasts or duped beasts of burden.
Thats where all the gender theory of every kind comes from.
self hating troony detected. ynbaw
FERTILE TUMMY
Can you repeat that in English?
moron
No. I used to be 'pretty' and I did lift free weights, run and do pullups. I had lots of GF's and never once did I experience anything anyone online talks about. This's from 2002 to 2020, starting at age 11.
Cannot wrap my mind around the narratives put forth by media or the attitudes and beliefs held online
i wanna frick men bros
i literally wanna frick em in the ass
Kinda gay ngl
why
you're kidding yourself if you don't think that body mogs 90% of people here
More like 99% of people here. Shit, I'd say even 99,99%.
>comma instead of decimal
france?
Not him, but in Germany/Switzerland/Austria we also use commas instead of a period. You'd say "99 Komma 9" instead of "99 point 9".
As with most things, Americans and anglos as a whole are special snowflakes.
>All of asia and the entire british empire
That's like 75% of the world population
Try lifting.
Yeah, bro, I'm sure lots of people who post here have better bodies than
You're beyond delusion.
Try lifting.
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>90%
try 99%
Trust me, I'm american
its so bad here, jfc
Britain isn't far behind. I'm 5ft 10 and 160lb and some women here are twice as wide as me.
99%
Paul Walker in 04. So relentlessly handsome. I want to go back in time just to ravish him.
I wish I had dick-root
Can we take turns? He gave one my best jerk-off memories when I watched him in Into the Blue on HBO when I was 14 years old.
Why does he look like manlet?
Women want men who look like KPOP idols now.
Wdym.
That looks great now
That isn't bad.
Otter vs. Bear mode.
How much of this is just roids? I notice the stars tend to have a really low-fat look these days, like they're always cutting. The definition seems unnatural. Idk there's just something unbelievable about these physiques. It feels like when you look at CGI after getting used to practical effects.
A lot of it is just roids
t. use anabolic steroids
It’s also due to how they’ve restricted calorie intake during the period they have to do these scenes in particular. Or at least in Cavill’s case. They had him an exhausted mess of a deficit and still training during the week of it. It ain’t a good idea to do in general but that’s what that stupid bullshit takes.
And roids, nutritionists and assistants making sure you’re on track with everything on top of it. And roids.
You think there's a subset of men out there now who could get girls but will avoid sex/relationships because they feel too insecure/unworthy for not having a Cavill/Hemsworth-tier body? I feel people will drone on about how it's warped body images but rarely discuss how this specifically impacts a person with such issues in their normal life
It certainly impacts people’s lives in maladaptive ways. The self-critical analysis against such impossible standards is bound to brush up against those who are already vulnerable to their internal mechanisms of critique, certainly to the point of avoidance in personal relationships.
There were Instagram fitness influencers mocking Robert Pattinson's Batman as being massively weedy while themselves looking like a balloon animal. Marvel films and Instagram fitness influencers have fricked what the average normie thinks is attractive.
Pattinson got too much shit by far, although did he use a body double for the shirtless scene? Either that or he has got tier fat distribution genes, because he had such a lean face but his body looked slightly strongfat.
Most likely that he just has a damn good jawline.
Fit women are alright but the current crop going down the "muscle mommy" route are as believable as the guys. I just find it interesting how distorted peoples expectations are.
Entered Mr Universe in 1953
This physique looks so much better to me than what the average roider looks like and I think most women would agree. When did male fitness standards get so extreme?
kinda like dbz power levels, things just kept ridiculously escalating to keep audiences entertained
You don't bodybuild for women, you bodybuild for men.
This. And this is coming from a bi guy. I always find it funny that muscle dudes who love showing off always get mad when other dudes wanna make passionate gay sex with them.
only men find the massive bodybuilder look attractive, youre right women like the sean connery look and men who look normal with a little muscle
this guy is right
So you’re saying roiders are just deeply closeted homosexuals with body dysmorphia?
yes, it has always been that. the only exception is if youre 50+ cruising on trt to look average,
cope, natty twink
there no cope, I wont go bald, have my balls shrink, acne and be out of breath sweating all the time. Roidtrannies keep coping
you will never know this raw power, you will never be feared and admired by men and women alike, you will never be a living god amongst the ants, you shall cope and you shall seethe
yeah, but I will have my hair and wont be out of breath from walking up the stairs
>living gods
>still have to suck up to their beer bellied boss at whatever dead-end job they're working
No shit, especially varbies. Look at OG bodybuilders and look at the ones of today and tell me something isn't up.
>g-girls don't even like muscles
LOL. Yeah ok kid.
You’re moronic if you think women like the disgusting mass monsters that most modern body builders are. Women like muscle in the same way they like height. Being 6’5 is attractive, being 8’5 is not.
>and I think most women would agree
Then you don't know women. I was swimming in pussy when I was at my most roided.
thor is tall and has a good face, thats what they want
pic related will get more women than any roided up bodybuilder
>handsome man will get more pussy than ugly man
Wow, you must be some kind of savant. A jacked body will only enhance your looks no matter how handsome you are.
>A jacked body will only enhance your looks no matter how handsome you are
it really wont, too jacked will make the body look worse. you just have body dysmorphia like trannies
And you have severe case of skinnyfat cope.
And you are delusional if you think pic related is anywhere near possible natty.
>Almost no woman finds someone who looks like Rich Piana attractive.
Nobody is talking about Piana here. You're acting like it's either Daniel Craig mode or straight to 300lbs bodybuilder mode. It doesn't work that way.
>And you have severe case of skinnyfat cope.
the guy in my photo was not skinny fat, just an ideal body not your hollywood dysmorphic body
>the ideal body is an average non-fat male
I think you need to check what "ideal" means. What you've posted is the definition of mediocre. My 55-year-old father unironically looks like this except with a better frame and more muscle in his arms, shoulders and chest cause he's still physically active.
>this except with a better frame and more muscle in his arms, shoulders and chest cause he's still physically active.
thats all you need, not some roided up body, a normal athletic body that is not fat, and looks good. they do well in life because of looks, and charisma which all roiders lack
Yes, you can get away with a shit body if you're charismatic and handsome, anon. We know. That doesn't change the fact that having a good body will only enhance your attractiveness. Again, I'm not saying bodybuilders are the ideal. There is a middle ground here. Think Hemsworth, Momoa, Cavill etc.
>charisma which all roiders lack
*blocks your path*
>Think Hemsworth, Momoa, Cavill etc.
those are not desireable and healthy for young men to want, they are hollywood roiders and not viable for the average person
pic related is ideal and natty
arnie was good but other guys mogged him
natty at 55
probably not, on low trt but still better than looking like a roid troony
You're dumb as shit if you think he's natty
>You're dumb as shit if you think he's natty
He is natty. dude has had the same physique since he peaked in in Troy. You can find pictures of him when he was 25 with basically the same physique minus fat build up that comes from age.
He wasn't natty then and he isn't know. His career depends on looking good and it would be utterly moronic for him not to take a doctor-prescribed regimen of TRT and HGH.
I've got a bridge to sell you, by the way
>He wasn't natty then and he isn't know. His career depends on looking good and it would be utterly moronic for him not to take a doctor-prescribed regimen of TRT and HGH.
You're a dumbass. There is nothing even remotely unnatural about Brad Pitt's phyique. 99% of men can achieve that look within two years no bad where they are starting from. As if spending his whole life on juice to obtain such an unimpressive physique while maintaing a Norwood 2 hairline the entire time and aging better than 99% of Hollywood.
No, you're the idiot here. Just because a physique is attainable naturally doesn't mean that the ACTOR got it naturally. Because he didn't.
>No, you're the idiot here. Just because a physique is attainable naturally doesn't mean that the ACTOR got it naturally. Because he didn't.
Captain obvious here who believes anyone who has has 12% body fat and 14 inch arms uses steroids. Its not hard to obtain Brad pitt's physique naturally and considering he has looked the same for 30 years its pretty easy to make the assumption he has never juiced. Meanwhile you will never be able to achieve Hemsworth or the Rock's physique natty. You don't know what you're talking about.
No one ever said there is something unnatural. Just that there is no reason not to use it. Also it is borderline unnatural at 55 years old. They are all on test.
>He is natty. dude has had the same physique since he peaked in in Troy
bard pitt 10% used some stuff
his fight club physique is basically the textbook example of a skinny dude doing some winny
he was better in Troy, probably had someone who knew what they were doing managing his workouts/nutrition/meds. probably low dose test + primo, going by his look.
his physique in ouatih is 100% within the natty limits, but given his age and certain past roid use, hes probably on trt + hgh as other posters mentioned
>those are not desireable
Their millions of fangirls disagree.
>and healthy for young men to want,
Depends on how you go about it. Steroids are not healthy, but lifting is.
>they are hollywood roiders and not viable for the average person
When has anything Hollywood ever been viable for the average person? You sound like a woman, to be honest. You don't want to put in any effort in improving yourself. Intead, you complain about unrealistic standards.
>pic related is ideal and natty
Natty, yes. Ideal? Hell no. There are far better natty physiques out there. Pic related.
>arnie was good but other guys mogged him
Name one.
all this roidtroony cope, your idols are hollywood poison for young men and not ideal nor achieveable without roids
>Name one.
sean connery
alain delon
pierce brosnan
james gandolfini
al pachino
tom cruise
mel gibson
>all this roidtroony cope, your idols are hollywood poison for young men and not ideal nor achieveable without roids
More femoid screeching about unrealistic standards.
>sean connery
>alain delon
>pierce brosnan
>james gandolfini
>al pachino
>tom cruise
>mel gibson
All great in their own way, but none of them matched the box office power or larger than life presence of prime Arnold. You zoomers don't understand how big Arnold was in the 80s and 90s. Arnold was the personification of a Hollywood star.
>More femoid screeching about unrealistic standards.
yes, hollywood actors that are massive are unrealistic to the average person because they have roids and doctors and money, a reasonable body is a natural on that is made by going to the gym 3 times a week not spending 6 days in the gym
>zoomers don't understand how big Arnold was in the 80s and 90s. Arnold was the personification of a Hollywood star
Im in my early 30s, I know how big arnold was and I like him, but hollywood does set unrealistic beauty standards for men, not for women
>hollywood does set unrealistic beauty standards for men, not for women
this
the hollywood ideal male physique is low/moderate roids + 6x/week hour long sessions in the gym + excellent nutrition + GH if older
for women its "don't be too fat, wear some makeup, go to the hairdresser"
>none of them matched the box office power or larger than life presence of prime Arnold
what the frick is this argument lmao. Alain Delon alone mog Arnold with his face and his acting, his charisma, etc...
You must be a deluded homosexual to think women in general prefere a roided meathead to a good looking masculine man like Alain Delon.
I love arnold as much as the next guy. He was indeed much more charismatic than anyone on screen back then but girls wouldn't pick him over him over delon
>Name one
Zane
Yates
Coleman
Oliva
Reeves
Sandow's whole life was bodybuilding though. Even Arnold needed to make his whole life about bodybuilding even with the roids
They have millions of fan wineaunts because media told those women to like them. Ofc they like handsome face, height and power.
You're projecting your love for the male body onto them and making all women seem grotesque. Like theyre bullqueers or something. You just pick stills from reaction vids or comments made on r*ddit and/or quora
Magnum PI Tom Selleck and young Alain Delon were likely the most handsome men in all of media history and neither of them had a Marvel superhero physique.
stop unhealthily sexualizing your hot dad
I fricking hate how w*men talk about "unrealistic beauty standards" when all you have to do to look like your average model or movie star is to do light cardio and stop eating, whereas to look like Chris Hemsworth you have to take mountains of steroids and lift 6 days a week, 8 hours a day
The worst part is how blatantly they lie about it. People like Hemsworth claim that they got their bodies in a ridiculously short period of time by just eating chicken and rice and going to the gym six days a week. Its massively demoralizing for men when they go to the gym, train hard and fail to get anything close to what fitness celebrities promised them. Ironically these guys not saying they’re on roids probably leads to more men taking them.
the way to do it now is it get jacked on steroids
say you dont take any
peddle your "routines" to the masses
repeat
Hemsworth was obviously on juice but his physique is far from being naturally unachievable and he doesnt look like a roid troony freak. Almost no woman finds someone who looks like Rich Piana attractive.
what are you talking about piana had his pick of women
>t his physique is far from being naturally unachievable and he doesnt look like a roid troony freak
kek yeah right. Hemsworth is pushing 40 years old too btw. He looks the best in the newest Thor and I can guarentee you he spent an hour pumping, going without water for 12 hours before he shot scene and has perfect lighting and thats before it becomes digitally enhanced.
He's also on a shit ton of steroids and human growth hormone
I think someone could get to the point Hemsworth is at after years of dedicated work and training. There were body builders before roids that looked as good as he does. Obviously at his age in the time frames he had for body transformations he is not natty but I do not think being that jacked is literally impossible without the help of steroids.
absolutely fricking not
someone with good genetics and decades of effort could manage the lean body mass, but not at that body fat, and certainly not without the definition/roundness/fullness
and ofc nearly everyone can manage the bodyfat %, but with nowhere near as much muscle
What are these reaction images supposed to prove other than you hide your gay obsession with the male body behind women?
Arnoldmade it mainstream
Connery was a handsome man.
He wears a wig though
nothing wrong with that, it makes you look better
What of it?
It's weird. I know ballooned up roiders irl and the only girls that will frick them are the masculine roided up girls who go to the gym with them. You'd think they'd get the hint that it may in fact not be the ideal body for attracting high value women.
Will this thead turn into Cinemaphilefems on var gallery like so many threads before?
I swear if a Nightwing actor got cast that reflected the comic version's stats (5'10 and 175lbs) there would be sperging out over this
men cant have problems like that.
It's some gear, a lot of lifting and I mean a lot and Henry also spoke that before any topless scene they would purposely dehydrate him so make the skin contract and show more muscle definition. Go 1-2 days with little to no water, get the shot and then collapse.
EVERY actor whose physique is above average is juicing. Most of the "big guys" at your gym are juicing, even that dorky-looking guy whose arms seem a little too big for his frame. Roids don't only mean drinking tren and win out of a trough, it can be as simple as a light test and ECA setup that lets you push past the natty limit without becoming a freak of nature.
>everyone who's muscular is juicing
ECA stack is supplemental, ergo natty
chemicals
Go back further in time and it starts to look real pathetic.
Roiders seethe but this is what femoids actually think is attractive. The key to up your attractiveness is to be LEAN not huge. If you can't see your cheekbones you need to drop your body fat percentage.
Kek, is this some demoralisation/gaslight thing? "this" as in Craig? I don't think his body looks that attractive here but he's big, at least an order of magnitude moreso than some ottermode guy. And also it's jawline. Your cheekbones can still be visible whilst having a jawline covered in fat/water weight.
Women are as horny and undiscerning as men. Ottermode, bearmode, dadbod, shredded, etc are all attractive to some group. Even tall lanky frickers have a fanbase.
Pretty much the only male bodytypes that struggle to find an audience are skinnyfat, chubbyfat, and gelatinous massfat.
it's impressive now and especially at his age you fatass lose the weight and stop larping
His movies were not good. Are there any good bond movies?
Every movie before his tenure is worth a watch at least once.
Everything with Roger more is a bin fire
Everything before Brosnan is ancient unwatchable garbage for old men
Post physique.
He did roid a bit but that body is way better and naturally sustainable than the shit the MCU stars do. Notice how most stars look like dogshit once they get off the roids and start eating normally
Thats unironically a 10/10 body for both function and aesthetics.
Best example of imagine of fit/muscle is wolverine (jackman)
compare the first movie with the latest even though hes twenty years older
It's for women.
>NOOO YOU NEED TO I JECT YOURSELF WITH ILLEGAL HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE AND ANABOLIC STEROIDS IN ORDER TO LOOK GOOD!!! HOW ELSE WILL I GET OVER MY DEEP SEATED INSECURITIES AND BODY IMAGE ISSUES!!!
Roiders are just as bad as trannies
gets brutally mogged by any random k-pop artist
And I thought my hands were womanly small, this is a whole different level
this is a fantastic body for a natty you moronic zoomer
Roided up bodybuilders in movies have greatly distorted what people think a strong man is supposed to look like.
>laughs in varbie
Jesus
>there are men who consider liking this gay
If so, I am the gayest man on Earth right now.
you are gay
Wanna make out, homosexual?
no i actually like healthy women
Feel free to start posting some.
is that your mom sir?
joyce mandel
Frick I wish I could pull a varbie. I only pull fat latinas.
fat
Roids
roidtrannies in this thread
goddamn pride parades
david mogged the rock hard
Imagine roiding your whole life and then you get brutally mogged by a German boomer who last did a push-up in 1982.
People who were born in 2006 are 16 now
this is the most homoerotic thread on Cinemaphile ever and it's delicious
also, every craig/bond movie after Casino Royale was a fricking dumpster fire.
>Was this considered impressive in 2006?
at 50+?
yeah, I'd say impressive. Proves men can never hit the wall a woman can.
all men have to do to not wall themselves is stay active, but many manchildren are too busy playing nintendo and buying fankopops
Too bad he looked like an elderly aids patient in 2022
we all get old and die
This was my grandmother's computer wallpaper in 2006. I suppose I always had to have known she had sex but she didn't have to come out and say it like that.
peak male body. honestly, anything more more than this is tryhard and/or homosexual pillied
There's people ITT who don't want to look like Rich Piana
LETS GET BIG C'MON
I did whatever it takes and now my joints hurt all the time. Thanks Rich.
this made millennials shit their pants
hell, I'm shitting my pants right now.
Crone's Disease too?
I'm a israelite, I shit explosive blood fountains
you might not like it, but this is what peak attractiveness for women looks like
if he was like 6'5 and not 5'9 then sure
Just getting into this thread, not reading 200+ gymcel posts but he is probably top 5 percentile regarding physique for 40+ yo and this was way before every actor was roiding. But to OPs question, abso fricking lutely this was impressive. C&S dyels
Assuming he's natty that's a pretty good body for a middle aged man
Legs leave a bit to be desired but that's a really good non-roider upper body. I'm not saying he didn't roid for this, just that it would be a very impressive one.
His gut tells me he was cycling.
Its ungodly impressive now. Any man thats not an obese hunk of shit with hairs a treasure for women nowadays.
compared to most people, it's still impressive now
Good enough, great for his age and good for younger men.
Excessively buff/shredded types are of interest mostly to themselves and each other.
This is a board for the discussion of television and film, if you like to look at pictures of half naked men and make fun of Brad Pitt's negative canthal tilt kindly take your shit back to
>>>/hm/
Dude went hard on calves and they look great.