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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Camp Compy! Everyone gets a compy companion.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jurassic park
    >is actually an island not a park

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jurassic island is still not bad tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The two aren't mutually exclusive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is actually an island not a park
      What did he (the moronic anon) mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Island
      >Is actually on an oceanic tectonic plate

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he didnt say that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the extended edition, moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah then why does it already say Jurassic Park on the sign?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cgi

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaur Digs.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Billy and the Clonasaurus

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayo hol up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so yo be sayun

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ... to Reptile Prison!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rape Tile Prison?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you prefer the movies or books Cinemaphile? I've been reading one of them recently and I'm hooked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both are great. For how ridiculously short the film is, they managed to stay very faithful in all the important essentials to the novel but at the same time I like that it's not a 1:1 retelling, and the film has its own legs to stand on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Film. The book is a miserable little airport novel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day subhuman plebe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy having Michael Crichton directly lecture you, for 3 or more pages straight, through the mouthpiece of Dr Malcolm. The book can’t show you how to feel, but don’t you worry, you’ll be told.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really like the book, but this is valid criticism. I’m lucky that I like the lecturing, but it’s probably what prevents Jurassic Park from being a literary classic (whereas the movie is definitely a classic of film).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The book is a miserable little airport novel.
        Most accurate description of the book I've ever seen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly miserable little airport novels make the best movies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day subhuman plebe

      The movie is clearly better.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >welcome to... Big Daddy's Cajun Cookout & Family Fun Center, home to our world-famous chili and sea bass!

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