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>welcome... to Dinosaur Zoo!
>uh, I think you need a better name

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Camp Compy! Everyone gets a compy companion.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jurassic park
    >is actually an island not a park

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jurassic island is still not bad tho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The two aren't mutually exclusive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is actually an island not a park
      What did he (the moronic anon) mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Island
      >Is actually on an oceanic tectonic plate

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he didnt say that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the extended edition, moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah then why does it already say Jurassic Park on the sign?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cgi

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaur Digs.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Billy and the Clonasaurus

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ayo hol up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so yo be sayun

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ... to Reptile Prison!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Rape Tile Prison?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you prefer the movies or books Cinemaphile? I've been reading one of them recently and I'm hooked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both are great. For how ridiculously short the film is, they managed to stay very faithful in all the important essentials to the novel but at the same time I like that it's not a 1:1 retelling, and the film has its own legs to stand on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Film. The book is a miserable little airport novel.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day subhuman plebe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy having Michael Crichton directly lecture you, for 3 or more pages straight, through the mouthpiece of Dr Malcolm. The book can’t show you how to feel, but don’t you worry, you’ll be told.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I really like the book, but this is valid criticism. I’m lucky that I like the lecturing, but it’s probably what prevents Jurassic Park from being a literary classic (whereas the movie is definitely a classic of film).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The book is a miserable little airport novel.
        Most accurate description of the book I've ever seen.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly miserable little airport novels make the best movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day subhuman plebe

      The movie is clearly better.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >welcome to... Big Daddy's Cajun Cookout & Family Fun Center, home to our world-famous chili and sea bass!

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