>Welcome to Film 102, I'm your professor this semester. Let's start with an ice breaker. Introduce yourself and tell everyone your name and your favorite film. Let's start with you anon.
>Welcome to Film 102, I'm your professor this semester.
>Welcome to Film 102, I'm your professor this semester. Let's start with an ice breaker. Introduce yourself and tell everyone your name and your favorite film. Let's start with you anon.
Ummy poopy. And a pee pee poo.
Thank you.
You said my name teach. Also Space Buddies
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Animefan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea,Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
pottery
sugoi
>that one kid in a lecture that is exactly like this
hi! my name is chelsea and my favorite movie is the harry potter series. I like to watch it while drinking tea that my mom got in france!
it's ok to be into japanese culture... but it comes off as slightly disrespectful? i just think we should stick to movies.
Hi guys my name is Chuck Sneed and my favorite film is episode E-I-E-I-D'oh of The Simpsons
https://voca.ro/1mI8EJJa07WR
Kek
I'd laff if this happened in class.
>ey-non
Kek
HEY WE GOT IT
I took a film class for the exact reason this guy did in like 07/08 and this is how all my presentations went.
I stood up in front of the entire class day 1 and was just like "im here to watch movies and get an A". Prof was cool with it and appreciated my honesty and didn't bother me too much the whole year.
He cute
based
Holy based
I lol’d
Nice one
you sound like a cute white boy
kek'd
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>Film 102? Sorry, I'm supposed to be in engineering.
my name is chris, my favorite movie is avengers endgame because captain america lifting the hammer is dope as frick
My name is not important. What's important is that my favourite movie is Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
My name is John. My favourite movie is Taxi Driver. I really relate to Robert DeNiro’s character, Travis Bickle, because both of us feel a threat to our white male privelege — and both of us feel entitled to lash out with violence because of it.
Does it count as white male entitlement when the people he lashes out against are other white males?
My name is Mike Hawk but everyone calls me wiener. My favorite movie is Orphan, I watch it every night before bed. Thank you.
>Favorite film? What is this, kindergarten? Holy frick my parents were right saying this shit was a waste of money and time.
"You don't need to know my name just yet, and if you believe in the juvenile idea of a 'favorite film' then excuse me, I'm in the wrong class."
i got in college guys
film production
theyre gonna ask me this in october
see you in cannes suckers
You forgot to ask about pronouns prof 🙂
Hi I'm Ethan and my favourite film is Whiplash
My name is John Coomer. My favourite film? Have you ever seen the film Mentiras Y Gordas? It was a Spanish film released in 2009, in English the title means Sex, Party & Lies. It’s an ensemble piece starring Ana De Armas and Miriam Gianovelli, among others. It’s mostly a lighthearted comedy with some dramatic elements, but it has some highly erotic scenes which elevate it a higher standard. In one particular scene, Ana De Armas licks actor Hugo Silva’a face for about 10 seconds in the shower. Shortly thereafter, he reveals her breasts and sucks on them with passion for approximately 12 seconds. I read an interview in the Informer, apparently this scene took around 49 takes. If my math is correct, this meant that Hugo spent just under 10 minutes sucking Ana’s nipples. This is some dedication to the art of filmmaking, and is what really inspired me to get into the craft. It is my dream to one day direct and star in a movie with Ana De Armas, and Miriam Gianovelli.
>Welcome to BBC101
what the hell
Aryan nation.
from the twisted mind of jordan peele
Imagine the smell
wasted quads and RIP to the greatest public broadcaster the world has ever seen
i have never seen a notice like this in the UK, is it a metropolitan thing?
>snowBlack folk
>that one asian dude
pottery
>uhh yea hi everyone haha.........
>my name is, uh, Richard Ticklar.
>anyway uh my favoriiite movie???....? would have to be Backdoor bawds 9.
hi im julia and my favorite film is the blackcoats daughter 🙂
My name is Christopher Ian Anderson and my favourite movie is Airplane
My name's Anon. I don't know if there's anything that complicated about me. Which is why I should be happier I guess.
I've never been interesting to anybody. I work in an office, people walk right by me and I know they don't see me. Then I go home and I watch my wife and her kids - they don't look up when I sit down. It's like no one cares that I'm gone. They should love me, maybe they do, but, I don't even know what it is. You spend your whole life thinking you're not getting it, people aren't giving it to you. Then you realize they're trying, and you don't even know what it is.
I had a dream I was on a shelf in the refrigerator. Someone closes the door and the light goes off, and I know everybody's out there eating. Then they open the door, and you see them smiling. They're happy to see you. But maybe they don't look right at you, and maybe they don't pick you. Then the door closes again. The light goes off.
I wouldn't say anything. I'd just get up and leave. I'm paying good money to be taught and this is how one of their employees opens a class? Frick that, I'm going to get my money back or burn this shithole to the fricking ground.
Who cares? They just want you to pay them for a piece of paper. Does t matter if you learn or not
Movies? You want movies? You can't handle the movies!
What the frick do film studies majors even do? I remember seeing one greasy motherfricker on TV once talking about some movie before it was shown, but it must be such a sad existence.
hullo mah name Bane I like da movie about da plane
The name's Francis Baseder, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential...
For me?
The wind that shakes the barley.
Hello, my name is Anon. I like to smoke black & milds and eat ass. My favorite movie is Whiplash.
Sir, my name is Anon, sir.
My favourite movie is Barry Lyndon, sir.
>An eye for an eye, sir.
My name is anon and my favorite kino is Paddington 2
data mining thread
The film class I took in college absolutely sucked ass. One of the movies we had to watch was On Golden Pond. Trash movie. I cant even remember what others we watched, but I want to say we had to sit through some random clips from Thelma and Louise.
That class was like every other I took in college that seemed interesting/exciting and turned out to be another pile of dog shit.
Wish Id never gone to college.
>I'm Enon Goldberg and my favorite film is American History X because of it's deep portrayal of radicalization. As a white person I'm deeply concerned with the growing systemic racist imperialist theocracy the united states is becoming in the post Trump era.
(Long pause)
My name is Driver.
(Even longer pause)
My favorite movie is 'Drive'.
Hi, I'm Nig German, the Nig's short for Nigel. My favorite movie is the German dub of "...continuavano a chiamarlo Trinità"
My name is Bill, formerly Phil. My favorite flick is Uncle Buck.
>Chad Thunderwiener aka Chad Chaddington III
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>"Rebels of the Neon God" by Tsai Ming-Liang
Jim Bob Cooter, 'The Outlaw Josey Wales'
>Hunter 'Peter Henderson' Biden, "A Serbian Film"
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>JK my dude, actually it's "Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom"
Nig Black folkon (no relation)
My favorite movie is Dr. Strange the multiverse of madness WHOAAAAA
uh my names anon
and it's dasd-383
Hi my name is Anon
My favorite movie is The Fifth Element
I like this movie because it is a very fun and adventurous non-stop sci-fi Hero's Journey staring Bruce Willis and I feel it accomplished everything it set out to do (being a Bruce Willis film in a wacky space setting)
Thanks.
My name is anon and I don't like these exercises.
My name is anon, favorite movie is Kolberg (1945).
Um just wanted to let you all know I plan on snapping and bringing a gun to school this semester. My hamster died and I am going through a really hard time with my transition.
My name is anon and my favorite movie is K-On! The Movie!
Good taste!
kys
My name is Jesse, my pronouns are they/them, and my favorite film is Up. I also need to add that at this time I am not going to participate in any discussion of films that involve any of the following acting persons or crew:
Harvey Weinstein
Mel Gibson
Vince Vaughn
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Johnny Depp
Mark Wahlberg
Louis CK
Dave Chappelle
Any work based on or inspired by the writing of JK Rowling.
The funny thing is that this has probably happened.
Jacob. Legally Bonde
My name is Anon McRapist and my favorite film, or kino as I call it, is Irreversible.