Trump lives in a gold skyscraper in Manhattan down the street from the studio and was a key component of the NBC brand during the Apprentice years. He and Lorne Michaels have been friends for years. Stop being a sucker.
I miss The Apprentice...remember they tried to reboot it with Schwarzenegger and it just wasn't the same
even Celebrity Apprentice was still pretty damn good
All politics aside that was one of the worst ever because he insisted he get to write all of the sketches and they sucked. Ironically felt like when Jack took over the writers room in 30 Rock
Yea it sounds like you don't. Typically the host (and their management team) shows up to the writers room throughout the work and the show is created together with everyone pitching ideas and co-writing.
There has never been a situation like Trump hosting ever in the history of the show. His team was given veto power over every line and the full power to pitch and select sketches.
weird all how they all hate him now but were all buddy buddy with him before he became big bad orange president man who beat Qween Hilldawg because IT WAS HER TURN DAMNIT!!!
Like most people, they didn't think he was going to win but they had to have him look bad anyway.
They had Darrell Hammond doing him during the primaries and his impersonation was perfect. As soon as he won the nomination they switched to a demeaning impersonation and in came Alec Baldwin.
These are the same people who constantly whine that there are too many white actors in Hollywood, who need to be replaced for "diversity."
This multimillionaire b***h, whose lavishly-expensive skits are completely unfunny and who only gotten anywhere out of shameless nepotism, acts like she's some kind of anti-establishment crusader:
>subversive
it's funny how the meaning of this word has shifted to mean you agree with all major media outlets and cover the same messages except you say "frick" more
Dolly Parton
Christina Hendricks
Salma Hayek
Sofia Vergara
Sydney Sweeney
Lindsay Felton
Patricia Arquette
Pam Grier
Julia Benson
Mimi Rogers
Laura San Giacomo
Hunter King
Susan Sarandon
Tara Strong
Joely Fisher
It would actually be the best for their ratings, and probably funny.
It would be funny if SNL had even average writers (let alone exceptionally funny ones). But the wokescold c**ts writing the show would find a way to make it unfunny, like they did with the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard sketch.
>we got a full cylinder loaded with great skits that are gonna blow you away, don't worry we checked this time >I plan on totally killing it out there tonight >hopefully I'm not too rusty being out of the game for so long >why are you all so mad? you know I bet a Grand Slam at Denny's would fix you right up, my treat
i want to be a writer for SNL and bring about another 90s era of " meh it's not bad" with " haha" sprinkled in from time to time, just like the good old days
IT NEEDS TO BE A Black person BC WE DID HECKIN MEANIES TO THEM AND IT MAKES Black folk FEEL GOOD BY BEING FORCED IN EVERYTHING GOD I LOVE MY HECKIN Black personINOS!
sam hyde and he boxes the least funny comedian every episode to assert dominance after he beats them to a pulp he must write a funny apology letter and pay the medical bills >let the helarity ensue
If the police arrest him after the show is over it'd be kino. But they'll probably just have a skit where Keenan plays a fat cop that arrests him because obviously no one remembers that he's in SNL.
Pete Davidson. Just so he can say in his opening monologue his dad died in 9/11 *recorded laughter* and he's fricked so many hos it's what he's known for now.
I was only vaguely aware SNL was still no tv. I mean, we're talking about old-fashioned network tv right? SNL hasn't moved to HBO or Hulu or something like that?
But really, who gives a rat's ass who hosts this garbage? They once let mass-murdering traitor Donald Trump host. So I don't know, how about getting his pal Vladimir Putin next?
>herro herro >rice to be here >anyways, what do south korean say to pig? >nothing! he frick it instead >we are going to have greatest show tonight, give it up for swans
Ideally, they should strike while the iron is still hot on Saul and have on Bob Odenkirk (himself a former SNL writer). "Hacks" has also been getting a lot of attention at the Emmys, and Hannah Einbinder, Laraine Newman's daughter, is also a gimme pick.
Bob notoriously trashed SNL a bunch in his Mr. Show days (if you listen to the old DVD commentaries for Mr. Show he constantly mentioned how he was insoirited to make Mr. Show the complete opposite of how SNL was run because he hated how Lorne ran things and thought the show Always went for the hackieet laziest jokes) he might’ve softened his stance on SNL in recent years but Lorne probably won’t forget when someone’s trashes him and will hold a grudge
>Mark Wahlberg "featuring a sketch where ke keeps assaulting that gay Asian cast member thinking he's Vietnamese" >Susan Sarandon "with sketches featuring her in bikinis and bras" >Will Smith >Tom Cruise >Christian Bale >Tommy Lee Jones
Trump
This is the easy pick. I would go with Jordan Peterson.
thats the second mosr irritating motherfricker right after hasan piker
Yeah, he’s a humorless robot, it would be hilarious.
someone in the audience will call him a nazi and then peterson will spend the next 20 minutes moral grandstanding while weeping
Too talented/well-read for SNL bunch of mostly vapid, lowest common denominator celebs
I actually cannot believe they allowed this to happen
Trump lives in a gold skyscraper in Manhattan down the street from the studio and was a key component of the NBC brand during the Apprentice years. He and Lorne Michaels have been friends for years. Stop being a sucker.
I miss The Apprentice...remember they tried to reboot it with Schwarzenegger and it just wasn't the same
even Celebrity Apprentice was still pretty damn good
>remember they tried to reboot it with Schwarzenegger and it just wasn't the same
Then he cried on camera and blamed Trump for it flopping lmao
>even Celebrity Apprentice was still pretty damn good
i preferred it over regular apprentice
All politics aside that was one of the worst ever because he insisted he get to write all of the sketches and they sucked. Ironically felt like when Jack took over the writers room in 30 Rock
Nuts to you McGillicuddy
Beep beep ribby ribby
Do you know how SNL works?
Yea it sounds like you don't. Typically the host (and their management team) shows up to the writers room throughout the work and the show is created together with everyone pitching ideas and co-writing.
There has never been a situation like Trump hosting ever in the history of the show. His team was given veto power over every line and the full power to pitch and select sketches.
Calm down Seth
I am completely calm
>he angerly replied 12 minutes later
ok
he already hosted and he was hilarious. is there anything President /Ourguy/ can't do?!?
>Trump confusing Aidy Bryant for Rosie O'Donnell
based
weird all how they all hate him now but were all buddy buddy with him before he became big bad orange president man who beat Qween Hilldawg because IT WAS HER TURN DAMNIT!!!
Like most people, they didn't think he was going to win but they had to have him look bad anyway.
They had Darrell Hammond doing him during the primaries and his impersonation was perfect. As soon as he won the nomination they switched to a demeaning impersonation and in came Alec Baldwin.
Ron Paul
Mel Gibson
how is snl still airing?
also dave chappell
Who nose why it's still airing?
?t=96
These are the same people who constantly whine that there are too many white actors in Hollywood, who need to be replaced for "diversity."
This multimillionaire b***h, whose lavishly-expensive skits are completely unfunny and who only gotten anywhere out of shameless nepotism, acts like she's some kind of anti-establishment crusader:
Wrong. Sarah is cute and ur a chud.
>multimillionaire b***h, whose lavishly-expensive skits are completely unfunny and who only gotten anywhere out of shameless nepotism
Source? What is her background?
No shit, SNL is 100% israelite.
>subversive
>when they just spit it out
>subversive
it's funny how the meaning of this word has shifted to mean you agree with all major media outlets and cover the same messages except you say "frick" more
A lot of celebrities are actually spoiled rich idiots who don't care about their craft, it's a major reason why everything sucks.
OMG SHES SO WACKY AND LE EPIC!!! Thank god SNL has someone this funny again now that they lost their best cast member Pete "9/11" Davidson
this is what happens when a talentless girl tries to be cool.
About the male equivalent of an internet tough guy.
what a massively unfunny idiot
I watched the whole thing
Ariel Pink and John Maus
Olivia Wilde
Sam Hyde
This.
He can have a sketch of all the terrorists he's played over the years.
Willing to bet all that is straight out of Sam's mouth just to frick with the guy and make him paranoid.
>why would someone just go on the internet and tell lies?
me
Hitler
Shane Gillis
shane gillis featuring musical guest matt mccusker on the flute
matty would lay down the sickest 440 Hz that stage has ever heard
David Duke
Jason Sudekis
WE WANT MOMMY BRIE!
*stomp stomp*
MOMMY BRIE! MOMMY BRIE!
*stomp stomp*
Hanasabi, and they have Sam Hyde come out in boxing gloves ready to go.
10 cents have been added to your account
>Implying Sam Hyde has money.
Well, he's israeli
If I was paid per post, I'd spam.
Dave Chappelle
Louis CK
Joe Piscopo
Victoria Jackson
Jim Breuer
Chevy Chase
Joe Rogan
Sam Hyde
LIVE
FROM RHODE ISLAND
IT'S SAM'S NIGHT LIVE
STARRING SAM HYDE
Dolly Parton
Christina Hendricks
Salma Hayek
Sofia Vergara
Sydney Sweeney
Lindsay Felton
Patricia Arquette
Pam Grier
Julia Benson
Mimi Rogers
Laura San Giacomo
Hunter King
Susan Sarandon
Tara Strong
Joely Fisher
just off the top of my head
Dan Aykroyd
Will Smith
It would actually be the best for their ratings, and probably funny.
They can’t shape it into a radical leftist message though
It would be funny if SNL had even average writers (let alone exceptionally funny ones). But the wokescold c**ts writing the show would find a way to make it unfunny, like they did with the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard sketch.
I'm honestly surprised he never once hosted SNL. You think we would have atleast once.
Steven Seagal
I would like to see the original cast of Madtv all host SNL together.
Warwick Davis
Nick Millions ez
Chang Gillis
Jordan peelerson
Jon baranthal
Shia the beef
I want every single person involved with SNL to host Malaria
Adam Friedland
Sneed and Chuck
Subway Jared, hell he already appeared on SNL once before and killed with his cameo!
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He’s in prison
Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez
Hunter Schafer
Sam Hyde.
A suicide bomber
israel targeted the wrong new york skyscraper on 9/11
Even if you hate Sam Hyde you can't deny he's earned it at this point.
I would literally kill to see him released for one night to host SNL.
Why would you torture him like that. He'd probably strangle you for this
i want SNL to recursively host SNL
>we got a full cylinder loaded with great skits that are gonna blow you away, don't worry we checked this time
>I plan on totally killing it out there tonight
>hopefully I'm not too rusty being out of the game for so long
>why are you all so mad? you know I bet a Grand Slam at Denny's would fix you right up, my treat
the black lady from rings of power
Unironically Jonah hill
R Kelly
SNL is dogshit
andrew tate
So I can poison the cast / crew / audience with ANTHRAX.
Someone needs to mass reply Shane Gillis.
I don't even think Shane Gillis is funny btw
Sam Hyde, Nick, and Charls.
i want to be a writer for SNL and bring about another 90s era of " meh it's not bad" with " haha" sprinkled in from time to time, just like the good old days
IT NEEDS TO BE A Black person BC WE DID HECKIN MEANIES TO THEM AND IT MAKES Black folk FEEL GOOD BY BEING FORCED IN EVERYTHING GOD I LOVE MY HECKIN Black personINOS!
An Arab terrorist filled with c4 up the ass.
Alex Jones
sam hyde and he boxes the least funny comedian every episode to assert dominance after he beats them to a pulp he must write a funny apology letter and pay the medical bills
>let the helarity ensue
Bo Burnham would be fantastic, but after Inside he’s never going to make another public word.
Superman.
>live from new york its saturday night!!!
If the police arrest him after the show is over it'd be kino. But they'll probably just have a skit where Keenan plays a fat cop that arrests him because obviously no one remembers that he's in SNL.
Pete Davidson. Just so he can say in his opening monologue his dad died in 9/11 *recorded laughter* and he's fricked so many hos it's what he's known for now.
Whom*
President Trump
The president is Joe Biden, not Trump you silly goose. Did the landslide victory break your brain?
The choice is obvious.
>Well Cinemaphile?
Michael Richards.
Bolsonaro.
Timothy McVeigh
Joe Rogan
Tariq Nasheed
the red vs blue cast
Alec Baldwin but anything goes.
Who do you want him to shoot first?
Harvey Weinstein.
Varg Vikernes
sam hyde
Christina Hendricks and every skit is about her having huge breasts
oj simpson
How about a nuclear bomb? They need something explosive to make up for all the lackluster shows since Trump left office.
I was only vaguely aware SNL was still no tv. I mean, we're talking about old-fashioned network tv right? SNL hasn't moved to HBO or Hulu or something like that?
But really, who gives a rat's ass who hosts this garbage? They once let mass-murdering traitor Donald Trump host. So I don't know, how about getting his pal Vladimir Putin next?
>herro herro
>rice to be here
>anyways, what do south korean say to pig?
>nothing! he frick it instead
>we are going to have greatest show tonight, give it up for swans
nick mullen
Dreamybully
Live from New York AMBATAKUM
The guy that tried to assassinate Reagan just got out of prison…
sam hyde
I'm just not going to watch it!
Ideally, they should strike while the iron is still hot on Saul and have on Bob Odenkirk (himself a former SNL writer). "Hacks" has also been getting a lot of attention at the Emmys, and Hannah Einbinder, Laraine Newman's daughter, is also a gimme pick.
Bob notoriously trashed SNL a bunch in his Mr. Show days (if you listen to the old DVD commentaries for Mr. Show he constantly mentioned how he was insoirited to make Mr. Show the complete opposite of how SNL was run because he hated how Lorne ran things and thought the show Always went for the hackieet laziest jokes) he might’ve softened his stance on SNL in recent years but Lorne probably won’t forget when someone’s trashes him and will hold a grudge
SNL still exists?
I would put big money on Steve Martin since he's about to retire.
He can run through the hits and do one of those unfunny family reunion skits.
how are the live SNL threads on Cinemaphile? still pretty lively?
In character
Ben Shapiro with Tim Pool as the musical guest.
There is only one pick, Jake Novak.
>early life
A crazed armed gunman.
Norm Macdonald.
Putin
ACCEPT DEATH.
You had two good runs, one in the 70s and one in the late 80s to mid 90s. That's far more than most shows can say. It's been enough.
Truthteller
>Mark Wahlberg "featuring a sketch where ke keeps assaulting that gay Asian cast member thinking he's Vietnamese"
>Susan Sarandon "with sketches featuring her in bikinis and bras"
>Will Smith
>Tom Cruise
>Christian Bale
>Tommy Lee Jones