Well that fricking sucked. Maybe Sam will do what's necessary for season 3 and fire that incompetent ego-tripping homosexual neptune?
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Yeah he should fire jetty boy and hire me for CEO of fishtank
Honestly, if you’re not willing to put in the work like Jet is, then stop complaining
I tuned out weeks ago. Let me guess the annoying dyke won?
Dyke was third place
the pedo won
She unironically stepped her game up and was carrying the entire show for the last two weeks. It reached a point where Shinji and TJ formed an alliance against her, all the freeloaders were against her, and production was openly rigging the game against her
she won't frick you, chud
I don’t care Trish was hotter
I'll take the bald dyke
frick that was funny
Tay was pushed into a role she didn't want, she had a switch happen to her after that night in the doghouse, she turned into a totally new person.
>openly rigging the game against her
cope
also people went against her because she's an unlikable c**t, her fault.
Go back to simping on /bant/ favela Black person
Yep, its time for us to retcon production literally telling them to team up against her
and then telling her directly everything they were (never) going to do?
c'mon now. anyone in their right mind would've went against her, she sucked.
it's time to leave tjedditor
>tjedditor
back to kf tourist, Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile are the only boards I use, I'll be here long after you go back to the /bant/ simp threads.
sure bud. I've seen you homosexuals use the same posting style on here and on Twitter and you're all onions queers. I don't give a shit about foxdickfarms or tayleigh or any other contestant, I just want you to know TJ is a homosexual that you treat as your pet dog and it's behavior unbefitting of MY board
>wahhh wahhh wahhh
this is what you sound like
I accept your concession
this post reeks of newbie
Imagine thinking I care about TJ lmao, tay simps are deranged. Get off my board tourist, the filter actually filtered you lol.
Go commission a 1488 based beanie, brown election tourist homosexual.
i don't give a shit about tayleigh Black person, you are obviously a tjedditor who doesn't belong
>election tourist
typical homosexual libtard that complains about heckin chuds on le Cinemaphile
>you are obviously a tjedditor
I've been here longer than you lol
The only fish I liked were shinji & cole, try again newbie, also you're crying, why are you crying?
>unbefitting of MY board
>you're all onions queers
ouch.
>actually getting filtered
delusional
board hopping shitskin Cinemaphileedditor
I don't think she did or said a single thing that made me laugh or was interesting
I lost attention towards the end too.
the liiteral moron exaggerating his ticks won
S2.5 starts next week.
No
Jet is announcing it on stream tonight
what the frick is up with the jannies?
Didn’t they at least give us a week before they kicked us off last time? That’s how it usually goes for generals on other boards.
Such a kino shot
>You stole my chips
>And?
>Why did you do it?
>Thats the name of the game
>Why did you do it?
>Thats the name of the game
>Why did you do it?
>Thats the name of the game
Why'd you do it anon?
Thats the name of the game
He was talking like she'd just killed his family. It was funny
Is there a clip of this? I missed this when it happened and I haven’t seen it anywhere.
Just search Tay steals TJ’s chips on YouTube or something
https://twitter.com/cryo2052/status/1751418227765473764
This is the only clip I can find with audio. He starts looking for shi chips at around 16 minutes in and confronts her at about 17:30 in
Scam Hyde stopped paying the mods. Blame him
You're not allowed to spam vague /ftl/ generals when there's no new stream or show happening
euro janny doesnt like us. these threads are running fine even with "/ftl/ #" subject during NA daytime hours
there cant be generals but still threads about specific contestants and events
Are you saying these threads are finally done? Thank god so sick of you homosexuals
ROLEX IN YOUR FACE FRICK homie
Sams not gonna let him go when he is willing to do anything to get these projects, Jet is a good little pet for Sam. Pic related: what happened when they forgot to turn of the cams yesterday
Go back to /trant/ with your kind homosexual
https://twitter.com/buttoneyecroch/status/1751896229448212743
She's back. Be nice to her.
now ironically it's TJ who hasn't said anything on any of his social media pages.
Lubecooch is going to try his best to disappear for awhile, if not forever.
That would be for the best, I think.
he is currently having various meetings with art dealers to buy a painting for his new apartment all paid for by paypigs presents: riggedtank
It would be kino if he just disappeared. Best ending instead of becoming streamer slop
Smart decision honestly if he just focused on school and picked a better degree than English, maybe pick an Engineering degree or anything Pre-Med then go down from there. The problem is how is he gonna keep up a relationship with Taylor? Long Distance Relationships NEVER work out.
It sounds crazy but Taylor has said before that she hates Florida because there’s nothing to do and it’s too hot. When people in her chat started spamming that she should move to Michigan she started blushing. Besides her sister already wants her to take him home for dinner.
You can tell she's a wiener sucking bawd
Taylor simps are in the running for the biggest cucks online, truly remarkable
>TJ gets a blue color job in Michigan
>Taylor moves in with him
>the both completely disappear from the internet
I feel like Sam would cream himself if this happed. It would be the ultimate advertisement of his self improvement shit. I wouldn’t be suprised if Sam told him something like this instead of streaming.
don't think Taylor's parents are cool with idea of her moving in with a sub-100 iq autist in Michigan.
your both moronic gays
He said on the show he has no interest in becoming a streamer.
>https://twitter.com/buttoneyecroch/status/1751896229448212743
What... no... bros... she was broken... and never going to be back online ever again...
How much she was paid for this tweet?
>those likes
God what a gay
The most confusing part to me is that they told everyone they were the plant, and then they tasked them all with finding the plant. Once they figured it out they said 'the real game begins' and had a shark come out, but then everything immediately reset with no sharks, no season 1 talk and this constant criticism that they're all playing the game wrong. What the frick was the plan? Why did they pick self aware contestants if it's not what they wanted?
They revealed the plant idea too soon. But jimmy, Brian and summer did ruin it anyway
What was the idea though? I don't understand why they did it in the first place since they seemed to immediately hate it.
They did all fans because they gave up on real casting after even season 1 had multiple nu mde fans. It was a copout not a real decision.
i think even that is copemode, regardless of the contestants being lazy terminally online mde fans with everyone pwning production by quitting the show within the first 10 days they should have had better structure regardless. the house was better, the atmosphere was better, the site had some interesting aspects to it but the filters were gay and they did gregcam way too late and bad quality, there should have been way more gopro style cams on freeloaders and people from the start. everyone being the plant made production gaslighting the fish a lot more difficult. i think the show can work if its a mixture of online types and normies, or all normies, but it really comes down to jet neptard having more shit planned and more structure to the show and not blaming the fish for his own failuresauce overdose.
by far the biggest problem was everyone was pwning production in general and they just let them do it for the most part
production made such huge blunders early on and went into contingency mode so fast, that it was felt on the ground in the tank by everyone and they didn't nip it in the bud like they should have
even if production themselves knew they are idiots and frickups, i can not believe how they allowed people in the tank to talk shit on them so openly and question their decisions
dumbgay literally said it in ben's face "now that jimmy's gone the show is basicly over" as jimmy is being kicked and packing his shit
how do you allow that to be said
it's unreal how half the people on there acted like they were the only ones that really knew "how to run the show"
WAY too many 4th wall breaks and contrived in-your-face "meta" story line crafting
This. Ben should have literally head-butted Duanye and sent him packing after that Jimmy comment. Also, any time they talked shit about production should have wrought serious consequences, to make them pay for their insolence.
>No! I don't want that! JC finding another man...?! I want her to think about me and no one else for the rest of her life! Even after I go back to my family construction job.. I want her to think about me for a while! For 10 seasons, at least!
Makes me laugh every time I see it
Tayleigh won
Is she going home with the 50k? No? Didn't fricking think so.
Tayleigh won
Won 10k -4k -taxes.
Also won me making sure whatever payment processor she uses for her racist crochet business know about her being an ethical nazi.
got to hell troony you are a piece of shit
I will not but Chudette will for her lesbian transgressions and hateful thoughts.
>t. rannys
NOBODY GAVE A FRICK ABOUT TJ UNTIL PRODUCTION PUSHED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
>he thinks the bank gives a shit if you're a nazi when there is money to be made
I can't imagine it's hard to deplatform people who openly throw Roman's and call themselves nazis.
>money to be made
A niche of a niche audience isn't going to make stripe or whoever sweat.
Frick Black folk and israelites and frick you homosexual
Shinji was a plant btw, cursed Tay even though it didn't help him win, and pretended to gass out in a boxing fight. Obvious plant is obvious.
Sam was the plant
did sam end up putting jet's head through a wall or were we denied again?
imagine a fish tank full of 10 megs
Winner gets 50 cases of ozempic
erm what the spruce
Sam gave Tay 20k bonus behind the scenes for carrying the show
>Sam gave Tay 20k bonus behind the scenes for carrying the show
Says who?
>sam giving anyone money he's not contractually obligated to
Sam likes lots of things
Sam knows that the algorithm pushes these tweets to other people when an account with a lot of followers like his likes the post
He also liked this
>he grew the most
nonsensical bullshit that these gays keep repeating
remember Sam doesn't actually watch the show and gets all his information from scrolling twitter for few minutes before he comes on
>tfw Meg had a shorter post tank streaming career than letty
Letty may be a bug that eats dust, but at least she's not a disgusting whale of woman
She seems nice tho and used to be attractive. Shame
Who?
She's lazy and moronic. She actually streams for fun and she is so fat and lazy she couldn't be bothered to capitalize on her 2 seconds of fame and just stream a couple times. If she streamed every day and maybe gave a little comments on what happens in fishtank she'd get a small following and a few donations. She didn't even try.
People only watched the first time because she had just left. The second time because cole went on her stream
And then she didn't stream. Her last stream was a month ago and there are no archived streams. If you go to her twitch there's nothing there, streamed a month ago, no schedule, nothing. So you leave and never come back.
Very few people would have cared for Meg streams but few is better than zero. She would get free advertisement in the thread every time she streamed.
She’s fat
>watching the early clips again to fill the void....
Trish looked really pretty early on, her haircut fricked her up lmao, also it's kinda weird how Tayleigh had a different voice 1/3 way into the show.
I’m watching daily recaps starting from day 1 kek
Weird seeing this. I didn't know what to make of him the first time I saw him, couldn't tell if Shinji was even the guy in the ''leaks''
Now it's like seeing an old friend. The footage is comfy. I've wasted too much time watching this shit.
I couldn’t even watch the S1 episodes after months because I felt like I had already seen it and loved it but I could easily watch S2 again right now
The difference seems to be that everything in season 1 was static. Rewatching season 1 stuff is just seeing shit you already saw. Rewatching season 2 you see how different some of them were, stuff you missed. I barely even noticed TJ until the lubecooch stuff was posted. Couldn't have given less of a shit about him and Taylor. I didn't see anything about their relationship because I just didn't watch it.
True. You could watch two recaps of the same day from different accounts and get a different story based on who they preferred
Did he go up into the attic or just open the door and look?
are these threads not being shunted to /bant/? jesus the show struggled to break over 5k viewers, there's mid tier twitch streamers with bigger audiences.
not really mid tier tends to level out around 2k
I'm not a fricking expert on streamer numbers but I know fishtanks numbers were pathetically low
>liked by trish
cute
Someone should make an edit that starts with that night when all the fish said he was the weakest
Trish/TJ friendship was cute
>Trish's last like before she entered the house was Cobes saying he might go to the Fish Tank
kek
Tayleigh's first day in the house
Her redneck accent was so fricking annoying at first
Season 2 was already out?? I didnt see any threads
Who was lying here?
Shinji said his friend told him he was 5'5" and he just believed him. But I think he measured himself in the tank and it turned out he's actually 5'8".
That's not a terrible height for a jap.
Tool - Hooker with a penis
(Send more money)
(Frick you buddy)
>Shinji, Trish, Tay and TJ were the first people in the house(including Summer)
>They also ended up being the last four
K-Kino
Damn…
BROS
IM OFF PROBATION!
HOW SHOULD I SMOKE THIS WEED I HAVE?
Do DMT instead pussy
taylor posted a really cryptic instagram story where she used a sad song which lyrics implied TJ ghosted her...
i hope its not over
really? what's her ig
https://www.instagram.com/stories/bigolmtwndew/3290794628122476590/
Jesus Christ TJ....
Pretty normal shit
you guys think she got jealous over that pic of him sitting beside Trish and directly across Tayleigh? lmao
no
yes
How many casinos are there in Miami?
I need to comfort my kitten
18
One of the first things Brian said to TJ during the finale was "No matter how much money you make from this show, you better buy a fricking flight to Florida ASAP."
There's no way he'd let him ghost her... right?
He's not ghosted her he rambled nonstop about her in the house and said he wanted a relationship. She's just posting some random shit
Why doesn't SHE fly out to see HIM?
bruh he's the one that won 50k and she's got a job
She allegedly gets paid so little as a poker dealer that she takes odd-jobs painting houses and making balloon animals as side hustles.
Taylor lore is really weird. She grew up raising beetles and somehow had scene rave-girl phase.
I wish her older sister was single.
That's her OLDER sister? And what is that about being a birthday clown making baloon animals? That's actually funny.
if i had to guess
>rainbow rioting autist in school with beetle collection and birthday clown job
>get hot at 19
>become a rave girl with floridian prostitutes
this
easily influenced by friend circles
she's a dork by herself that's why she likes teej
shes a javascript coder who plays dwarf fortress its crazy what being in a shit group of friends can do
im glad her trad sister is leading her down the good path, hopefully the tj relationship works out
social?
>painting houses and making balloon animals as side hustles
How is that a "hustles"? Who is she scamming out of money by painting a house or making balloon animals? Do words even have meanings anymore to you lads?
Don’t listen to him she was doing it in her sister’s house
side hustle is slang for a second job
and for the record all she said was that at one point she was working 3 jobs (balloons, something about manufacturing bibles, and something i cant remember)
>Hustle; verb
>obtain illicitly or by forceful action.
Hustle;Noun
>a fraud or swindle.
Again, words do have meanings.
>In the 1940s in black slang, hustle signified a “paid job” (and legitimate one, at that) more generally.
>The earliest known use of the noun side hustle is in the 1950s.
>OED's earliest evidence for side hustle is from 1950, in the Chicago Defender.
Ah, you're Black. Now I understand.
the 1940s were 80 years ago
are you trolling or highly autistic
>Black thinks origins of words began yesterday
Oh so you are indeed Black.
im really confused do you actually think the english language doesnt evolve over time
if i called this image a "collage" would you accuse me of being french
If I called you Black would you think I'm calling you White?
no i would not think that
now answer my question
If you were in fact White you'd have seen your Black question had in fact already been answered.
what is a "black question"?
why are you capitalising "white" and "black" like you're a news organisation?
why do you think that a phrase is only used by Black folk because Black folk happened to invent it 70 years ago?
Black folk also invented the word "cool", do you use that?
do you have a special alternate name for jazz music?
are you in fact highly autistic?
please answer these questions directly without vague jimmy tier non sequiturs
I'm trying to come up with a list of adjectives that describe the ending. This is what I've got so far:
>unceremonious
>abrupt
>flat
>terse
>hollow
>perfunctory
Anyone have any more?
don jolly
advancing
satisfying
perfect
cinematic
fulfilling
passionate
daring
ground-breaking
unique
lovely
beautiful
erotic
sexy
belly
breast
austere
blunt
unadorned
stony
brusque
>memorized
rigged
Neptunean.
Who did you think would win on day 1?
I thought Shinji
>Heard you need a Fish, I'm willing to dive in
>Provided I get my Job back of course
Oliver Status?
Still gay
gay
does frank hassle people during his everyday life
Probably not but he is a sociopath.
oliver in hd is kino
Tayleigh is extremely gullible and easily manipulated, and also has knack for making unbelievably bad decisions. She's not cut out for the real world. There' a high chance she'll be taken advantage of after leaving the tank and I'm preparing for the worst.
just like tj, they are made for each other
sounding like one of the deranged Josie fans
is it true the /bant/ thread went into full meltdown once that picture of Ben with Josie got posted
What picture?
Yes. and when Josie popped up in the season 2 house they had a full fricking meltdown again kek.
They are seriously ill
>Josie
A bully who performed fake steeming and acted like what internet thinks autistic girls act like to get simps she can use and abuse for money
>Tayleigh
Actually autistic femcel who told her fans to go frick themselves because she's scared of male attention and doesn't want to use and abuse simps for money
When will they learn?
Why did this get so many (you)s?
Why do you think
Im not well versed on josie lore.
Passed around by wiggers
21 year old girl likes to party imagine my shock
Remember when they kicked Cole and brought this homosexual in to distract everyone, then the audience were in revolt telling them in their own chat it was gay as frick so they quickly got rid of him kek.
Jimmy getting out of the goon tank was fricking funny, it looked like something out of some 2000's stoner comedy.
It was better because I didn't fricking see him in there. I had the cam in the bunks, him just popping out of nowhere like that sent my sides into orbit. Along with the front flip attempt and Brian yelling at him to shut the frick up from the bunks
What's that wet spot on his pants? Did he pee himself?
unknown. he was watching trish and cole makeout though. it's likely precum
I think the last chance Tayleigh had to win was in the Attic talk really:
>Sam says she should become more of a leader
>That would mean standing up against Frank and the freeloaders and uniting the fish for a counterattack against him
>Instead she interprets it that she needs to play the Letty character for some reason
>Tries to do rehashed Letty bits against Chris, no one thinks it's funny or interesting
>Not only that but she continues to fellate Frank and the freeloaders and trying to use them against the fish
>Never becomes a leader
>Her rivalry with TJ means nothing, they don't even have chemistry to be enemies
willy wonka ending 1
???? ending 2
what the frick was the theme this round?
It should have been a cult initiation thing but Sam cancelled that. Jet should really run things like that past Sam
I actually liked how somethings were made up just then and there. It made the whole thing feel like it was completely haphazard and anything could, and would happen.
The rat smile
On who?
>TJ opposite Tayleigh
TayJbros?
Brian is so Irish kek
He's literally israeli
I see Brian's got his eyes divided well
>One eye on the camera the other to scout for the 4/10 Asians.
>chudwife in her gay cat beanie
All is right in the world
She does look a bit emotionally distraught though 🙁
She went through the most shit in the house but didnt win id be pissed off too
she pissed off sam
Good.
well Sam pissed off me. gonna get on S3 and markypost day 1.
Please do I want to see your ass getting kicked
good, then I can make lawsuit tank a reality
She looks like a chemo patient
>She does look a bit emotionally distraught though 🙁
I would be too if I realized I'm now in the real world and have to face the consequences of my actions.
TJmaxxer here. When you see a post talking about how vile Tayleigh is, it's from me. When you see a post talking about how glad one is that she mentally broke, it's from me. She shouldn't have fricked with my boy TJ. She'll live with the consequences of her actions.
>TJmaxxer here. When you see a post talking about how vile Tayleigh is, it's from me. When you see a post talking about how glad one is that she mentally broke, it's from me. She shouldn't have fricked with my boy TJ. She'll live with the consequences of her actions.
Cool, the show is over though, you can go back to redit.
https://twitter.com/oscottworld300
>jon/damiel/charls reply guy
grim
>hey anon come over to the fishtank house there's hot girls and good drugs
>the hot girls and good drugs at the house:
Looks good to me.
Not a prostitute btw, she's a quirky gamer girl and a future loyal wife for my self insert TJ, I am not insane.
She’s not there
If you don't believe in Taylor+TJ you're literally a deranged Jimmycel/Tayjeet. The evidence is obvious that Taylor fricking loves him and has been thinking about him since leaving the show. We already know from the polygraph that TJ wants a serious relationship with Taylor, and that drive helped him in the final stretch. He literally drew a heart in the attic, which symbolizes love which refers to his love for Taylor. The two of them are literally the main story of S2. They're going to be together.
You are insane
I admire your determination TJayloranon
>poppers
>poppers
are they going to fist each other?
Anyone got that video comparing the first moments of S2 with the last moments? Shinji being held by TJ like a Jap who just went through the Battle of Iwo Jima.
I wonder if people posting that this is not a bawd are memeing or are legit this deranged.
just found out people were unironically simping for tay and didn't just do it to spite tj
what the frick is wrong with you Black folk?
What the frick is wrong with you?
she's ugly and annoying lol
y'all are some desperate motherfrickers if you think she's hot. she's the weird girl you grab at 3 am when theres no other options
Ok Black folk, sorry she doesn't wear 2 tones of make up and doesn't have big Black person ass like you would probably like.
Nah you just have shit taste, fat incel homosexual.
lmaoooo, i'd rank summer as that, and summer mogs tay honestly
She's a holocaust thin, greasy dyke with the face of a 50 year old woman. How is that meant to be attractive? Even Trish was hotter and she looked fricked up at the end.
i'd still frick her but she is the epitome of practice girl
Tay has an ethereal beauty that appeals to the romantic, poetic soul of the Brahmin
tsmt
best fit
>that webm where she lights up a cigarette and looks at the camera
Smoking cigs really does make anyone look cool as frick
If you're 12
vaping homosexual detected
she was the only one who didn't threaten to leave the show, too. i don't like that violent dyke b***h, but she really did go for it. i think she's just exhausted
both vaping and smoking are disgusting
woman or homosexual detected
sorry not a disgusting stinky subhuman
You should get some sleep, you've got school in the morning
artist guys? was it kino?
what the frick were they thinking honestly, were they that desperate for shinji and tay to close the gap?
40 year old man btw
was this a pee your pants challenge? Who won?
they all refused too and fatty just pissed on the floor again because he could
>refused
I think they just couldn't. They were all trying pretty hard.
Tay didn't because she thought it's a trick to frick with them
finally she figures it out
this was the final regular challenge of the season
Sam's fetish of shaving people bald and making them piss / puke got old real fast.
This was the last straw for me. I really fricking hate Sam now.
There have been so many disgusting aspects of this show all directly demanded by Sam. Remember how he constantly kept telling Trish he wants to pull her teeth out? What is wrong with Sam?
Imagine if season one was this israelited. There never would have been a season two.
The just wanted Tay to piss herself so they could humiliate her in the most humiliating way possible, noticed how they started winding the challenge down after she said she probably won’t do it because she didn’t trust production?
>that perfectly timed artist guy TTS went through
if trish was squatting studying my groin and commanding me to piss my pants i dont know what would happen
alright lads im gonna try and see if we last one thread
He won.
Why does he always look fried
He's high on pills.
i need this horner syndrome jungle monkey bawd like a Black person needs watermelon
I have no idea why y'all are so interested in these peoples personal lives so much
we just got done watching them cohabitate 24/7 for 41 days
I did too, but I could care less.
were you just staring at the wallpaper or something
No, I was just interested in them on the show. They're personal lives mean nothing to me because I don't want parasocial relationships with any of these people.
Especially Sam, frick you Sam.
okay but why don't you
Because.
Sam said he wanted a uplifting message at the end of the show that would redeem all the torture, israelitery and humiliation the fish were put through, the only thing that could redeem all, was something he hinted at the beginning of the show: TayJ, TayJ becoming real would redeem the entire show.
I agree. Perhaps it already has, that's why Taylor is so sad.
she wasn't sad she was drinking and gambling yesterday
We're on page 1 and the thread isn't even full
come on now are you trying to get us deleted
Probably
Your mistake is thinking Sam is any smarter than Jet
Jet may be a moron, but Sam is even worse
nick and charls were probably the actual brains for most MDE stuff
Nick is by far the funniest and quickest-witted of the entire MDE crew. Charls is quick-witted as well but maybe 10% of his ideas are actually funny.
Sam is a reader guy, he's good at picking up things and retaining knowledge, he's passionate as frick about graphic design, which translates well into producing artistic cool things, but not super well into the realm of comedy
Sam is the artist guy
Nick is the naturally funny guy
Charls is the schizo philosophy/ideas guy
Nick is the best actor too. It's a shame he got black-balled by association, such a waste of talent.
Sam is the glue
Nick is the funniest and most natural actor.
Charls is the most talented writer by far.
But there's one guy who you all forget, the fourth member of mde and without it's never been the same. It's not Eric although he's a nice addition he was never old school mde and only brought on for WP1. I'm talking about Andy Ruse. His directing, and camera work made the videos as well produced and give the videos the 'Mde' look they'd all come to be known for.
Andy Ruse was with some outfit called Thanks Computer and he only directed a handful of MDE videos along with World Peace.
Andrew was friends with Sam and Charls from way back, he had Thanks computer but they were friends beyond a simple convivence. He made stuff with them for years before then.
He probably went to school with Sam and Charls. If I remember right Sam and Charls attended either the same high school or university. Sam met Nick through selling cars
Charls and Nick went to confirmation together. Nick was Charls friend more than Sam’s
Andy directed all their best stuff
Post pure Ruse kinography
luckily we have alex schulz to direct world peace 2
>Kevin Dunn cam
I thought this looked moronic too but it turned out alright in the fishbnb ad
Yeah Ruse did some quality work for MDE
But I'm liking this Alex Schultz guy they hired
World Peace 2 is in good hands
>no wrap up party
>No streaming boot camp
Guess they only do that for contestants they want to have sex with lmao
I thought they were working on a warehouse or some shit to get season 3 underway ASAP. There's also the fishbnb stuff that they were saying had people lined up for it into february. They're probably just busy
none of them have following like Josie to make career out of it why waste their time
I normally don't like people like greg, but I think he's pretty cool and respect him for not buckling
Greg ringing the bell on Judge to defend that OF chick in a house full of people that were going to turn the dog pile on him for the being a simp afterwards was absurdly brave, Greg has the heart of a lion
it definitely earned him mad respect in the house, even frank only lightly fricked with him and outright said he was the only mentally-well person in the there and that fricking with him was lame. I thought it was super gay of Tj and Tay to frick with him despite it being "hellhouse", tay especially with her shit-talk etc
greg straight up saved a lot of the final week shit.
Another lawsuit incoming?
https://turnto10.com/news/local/chickens-rescued-from-online-reality-tv-style-set-in-cumberland-west-place-animal-sanctuary-tiverton-cole-fishtank
Production called the sanctuary because they didn't know what to do with them, they were just gonna release them into the wild at first but knew that was moronic
this is the most media attention fishtank got
Fishtank being a true internet only phenomenon keeps it more underground and indie feeling. No corporate bullshit. Getting media coverage wouldn't hurt or help it in any meaningful way, regardless. Normalgays aren't going to watch fishtank no matter what, they watch the office over and over and dogshit like 90 day fiance
>Cole Dennis
>Summer NiCOLE
>Patrick Cole
Cole is truly a cursed name in Fishtank. All of them have broke the fishtank very hard. They will join Marky as one of forbidden name that shall not be said
Another way of seeing this is pure Synchonicity in the form of God intervention. That they struck down Cole in his prime, so God ensured the Cole victory.
Cole won.
Cole won
Cole responded
Cole reported
Cole won.
Are you guys seriously upset over the piss-your-pants challenge? I thought that was pretty tame. It's a show about humiliation
You didn't watch season one.
I thought it's about wholesome hero journey character arcs
r u proud o her??
Fake
why didn't he try to make out with josie when she was drunk?
Josie shouldermogs Frank. He was scared of her.
>i love frank, frick you incel paypigs losers
Always sad to see abused women fall into the cycle over and over.
I wish she never came back and I would be free from her grasp
When are they gonna accept castings for S3? Im thinking of applying, I could be the Josie of that season.
>Dude, you gotta save money and stay away from crazy women
>also watch crazy women on fishtank and donate so I can buy a new car
What did Samuel Hydenberg mean by this?
he meant entertaining stuff is bad for you
I miss Don Jolly
It's hard to come to terms with how awful and degrading season 2 was. I wish I never watched it.
It has left an awful taste in my mouth as well. Especially because the ending sucked and felt cold.
i feel like i got psychic damage from watching it and being in these threads. i don't even feel that when i see gore.
was it the judaism?
Sam really was on some Weinstein shit this entire season. He mentioned how he wanted a good ending, to make the viewers feel like they haven't just watched 6 weeks of nihilism inducing garbage, but he couldn't even manage that.
Losing half of the contestants so early on fricked up their whole plan for the Initiative Group subplot they had cooking. Apparently, Sam also said it was probably too dark anyway. Who knows? He's probably dejected with the way it all turned out and just wanted to get it all over with, hence the abrupt ending and no day 42.
it's so funny, he wanted that feelgood wonka ending and what he got was the "piss your pants" challenge and an ESL japanese man gasping for breath after being concussed in a needlessly drawn out boxing match. i'll give him some leeway though, i feel like something was just cursed about this season from the start and it managed to affect him in some way. maybe the house was built on an indian burial ground or something, who knows.
I'd hear weird shit on the streams in the early morning hours. There was a couple legit looking orbs I saw too.
Two brothers beating the odds and doing the rocky ending was kino
>Two brothers beating the odds and doing the rocky ending was kino
I'll never understand the zoomer obsession with these cartoon drawings
because it's you! you say that and you look like that!
The fact they managed to do it despite production's incompetence was doublekino
i'm talking about season 2 ending with shinji struggling to breathe while giving his speech to his fans, followed by sam telling them to cut the cameras. it was a perfect encapsulation of how hard the season tried to be positive and uplifting only to wind up being fricked up and weird.
i did like the boxing match and the aftermath of it though, it's the only part of the finale i found somewhat cathartic. TJ's line about finally beating someone who wasn't a moron or a woman was genuinely funny.
The ending being boxing is so lame, they could have done something a lot better but just obviously wanted to get the shit over worth.
I wonder how that house feels like now after they fricked it up
You weren't going to get anything better than the moronic boy with zero coordination taking down the Yakuza
Straight MSG4 bossfight kino.
20:45
It was the Fight Night Champion ending I'm telling ya
>people denying that this was kino
kino upon kino, you mean
The sheer BROTHERHOOD
Greg was by far the best cameraman. get this moron a permanent job
Obviously acted out by Shinji, he was a plant from the beginning.
>i'm talking about season 2 ending with shinji struggling to breathe while giving his speech to his fans, followed by sam telling them to cut the cameras. it was a perfect encapsulation of how hard the season tried to be positive and uplifting only to wind up being fricked up and weird.
My thoughts were they dragged on too long and had zero expectation of that conclusion, they were all in on Shinji winning, I think they're planning to do some sort of epilogue the coming days because I highly doubt the edits will end anticlimactically like that
how they gonna do any epilogue when shinji alr went back to cali
Shinji probably has school obligations and they are probably waiting for him to recover
they 100% filmed a bunch of stuff after the feed was cut
My current theory as well. Everything else just doesn't seem right to me.
Cole vs Brian was the ending we needed but didn’t deserve
Pottertank WILL happen and it WILL be funny and artist guys WILL memorize it
Unironically Jet here.
A wizard based theme is something we have on our shortlist
Can we get a Jamaican theme?
Look up hogwartstank in 4plebs, there's a lot of ideas there
Link me please
google "4plebs"
scroll past the ads and unrelated bullshit and click on the actual link you're looking for
click on Cinemaphile
type in the searchbox "hogwartstank"
or just type "https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/hogwartstank" in the address bar
I'll just post it here frick it
HOGWARTSTANK
Sam Hyde's Academy for the Magically Abled:
12 fishes sorted in 4 houses with the stupid expressions that Sam loves
Sillybillies
Gickygackers
Whippetwiggers
Fattyhomosexuals
Each house has a freeloader Housemaster
Production are teachers, each day different class
>Potions class
Chris Lynch
>Astrology
Nifty
>Zoology
Fatty (Hagrid)
>Defense Against the Tard Arts
Scott
>Spells (insults) class
Dumbgay
>Music Class
Joeyy (Warwick)
>Everything goes class
Principal Grand Wizard Bilbo Goldenstriker
Sharks are death eaters
Dark Lord Frank Hassle
Daily team challenges
Roman candle/Gel blaster/Rap Battle (spells) duels
Weekend elimination challenges
Most successful House wins the Cup and gets a consolation prize
BONUS: Muggle segregation/Goblin bankers/wizard racism
First week challenge: House music video, whichever house wins has immunity
would be good if they actually came up with good lessons to do
Potions class should be zoomer drugs
Astrology should just be nifty bits
Zoology should be Fatty just letting loose random animals in the house
Caminos should do wizard dropshipping and wizard crypto or some shit
Joeyy/Jet music class should lead up to the houses doing a music video like the one Sam diss to Fantano
Ben should be some kind of house elf or argus filch type grumpy janny
Ben should just be normal Ben just for the glaring juxtaposition and he should still act like a stressed out alcoholic the entire time
Unironically Jet here. Don't call us, we'll call you
The hogwartz house idea is a good idea to use anyway. Would encourage teamwork and people would be less likely to leave because they have back up. Also would be kino when they eventually go face to face with each other
I want this so bad kek
sam as a dumbledore ripoff would be funny but i don't want s3 after seeing how evil this was
Let's not forget the HOWEVER ending
>GORAAAAAAN DID YOU PUT THE CHICKENS IN THE HOUSE?! asked Goldstriker calmly
>ACCIO SUMMER'S ASS
KEK
I’m convinced meme magic will make this happen now
Paypigs need to get off their asses and manifest it
>evil
you are such a fricking insufferable pussy
It would be funny seeing them in robes and shit
Having factions or houses is something that needs to be done anyway
Ironically Jet here.
I'm gay.
Seems like it was written by someone else, or is at least dishonest.
thanks for the entertainment skelly ass
Can't wait for her to see that she exposed herself on the bathroom cam several times
there's this guy on twitter that was completely buckbroken by her and replies to every post about her by saying she sucks and keeps posting her nudes. what causes this?
Unironically TDS. I never liked Tayleigh but after the show ended I don’t give a shit about her anymore.
fishtank 24/7 format creates special type of parasocial obsession in some people just look at /bant/
Agreed, I find it suspicious as hell, it’s like it’s written by someone other than Tayleigh.
>dawn of the new era
>extremly blessed to been a part of this experience
>changes the definition of entertainment
>long live season 2
Goran fricking wrote it for her lol, its so obvious.
I think she's just being professional. Her Twitter feed and IG is all cutesy business stuff.
>Her Twitter feed and IG is all cutesy business stuff.
Her twitter likes aren't.
>CULTURE
ADVANCED
>ENTERTAINMENT
CHANGED
It reads like something a sperg woman would write, to be honest.
if it was someone else, they would have used the right hashtag (#fishtanklive, not #fishtank).
Everyone one involved did one post along the lines of "We did it, thanks for watching" and thats it. Maybe apart from Brian. This season is getting memory holed.
Is she taller than Goran?
She’s 5’7 same height as Josie and shorter than TJ who is 5’10. Jet is 6 feet I think, its the camera and perspective
Hi goran.
>Jet is 6 feet
He looks like 5 cm taller in this video, no way he's 6 foot.
Jet is not 6 feet tall lmao and neither are you sorry bud.
Josie is the only good thing that will ever come out of fishtank
The casting of S3 will make or break my interest for it.
It could have been anything, tho, production was up a lot down there, and they probably had one or two people up that early. Seems like Ben was that guy for those hours.
What are you referring to?
The joking post about the house being built on a burial ground. I heard some weird things at night but saying that it was probably production and remember seeing orbs a lot in the house on the IR cams. Now that I think about it, this actually did have a weird feel to it.
orbs were asbestos
Dust, dirt, anything, who knows how long the house sat.
Why did they bring Chip back only to take him out like an hour later?
because he was unbearable
they ran out of ideas and had to start redoing all the shit they did in season 1
Because they brought him in after getting rid of Cole. Everyone in the house knew who he was apart from Shinji so the entire "bit" was played out. The viewers hated Chip and were already pissed off after how they had handled Cole that day, it was almost full revolt level, they were losing hundreds of viewers on the website the longer Chip was left in.
Did we ever find out about Liquid Cole?
I miss TJ 🙁
Who?
Hi Tayleigh, don’t forget my commission
me too man
He's in a better place
Hi Taylor, is he ghosting you right now?
I kiss TJ 🙂
When will Goran release his new rap with TJ and Shinji?
hopefully soon
Never because he isn't trying to frick them
Can't wait for the Sam, Shinji, TJ Tokyo soapland vlogs
I hope Shinji's English continues to improve. He's really hard to understand sometimes
>pegger still hasn't posted nudes
/ftl/ is owed sex
Ok but only this once.
moron wiener is real
goblin pussy is real
The time has cum and so have I
Why isn’t TJ being given a 2 week streaming boot camp where he stays in jet’s apartment?
Because Trish is
The guy doesn't want to.
Just wants to go back living his quiet life with his blonde gf.
He's unironically the least zoomer of all of them.
Smart lad.
He prefers moronic injuns
TJ wants to get back to writing, doing acid and gooning
They only did that the first time round because the wiggers wanted to frick Josie and Letty, and Sam wanted to milk as much as he could superchats from paypigs. Remember the first few most profitable streams after S1 had ended were on Sam's Youtube channel.
Because he's been given an artist guy bootcamp for season 3
i didnt watch season 1 and cant stand josie, what the frick is streamer boot camp
an excuse to keep letty and josie in ri so they can groom them
but what is the pretense
are they just learning how to use OBS or something
jet doing the absolute bare minimum to teach them to stream
theres nothing to teach, a room temperature iq ape could figure it out, what could--hmm i guess itll be good for trish
shes a lol quirky zoomer doing an impression of a lol quirky millennial doing an impression of a lol quirky anime character
100 layers of bullshit i have no time for
how the frick can anybody dislike Josie
she has ugly b***h syndrome
ugly mexican man
>Looks like 2005
Everytime
Her weird autistic antics give me the ick, her stupid voice as well
she sucks
People mistake her non-responsiveness for niceness.
>tfw still not paid
I forgot that at some point Jet and the production crew also dressed like they were in the 70s. They really got lazy with the show the more it went on
Man imagine if Taylor just came out next week and said she cut off all contact with TJ because she found out from Trish or somebody that TJ fricked Tayleigh
>sex
>with this
do better, anon
Or well
I really hope you can do better
i imagine that a lot manifesting it
I'd be okay with it if it was the TayJ ending. If Tj is ghosting her because of israelite Sam Hyde's advice or whatever, frick all of them.
OH NO IMAGINE HOW BAD THAT WOULD BE? Who gives a frick you morons? I swear you must be the most Zesty of homosexual men to give this much of a shit whether two morons on an internet reality show date or not.
I would love that for them TayJ till death
damn you tayj homies still manifesting even after the show ended
TJ and Taylor is the main story line of the entire season, and I hope for a good resolution to it idc
i hope tj and taylor fly somewhere and their plane crashes so i dont have to hear about them anymore
Unironically Summer here. I was raped again today at the store
damn sucks 4 u
finally learned how to captcha?
Unironically Vance here. I'm tearing up
Why did all the Colegays seemingly disappear on day 40?
They didn't, only your perception changed. Next time if you want to look for something hit Ctrl + F then enter the desired term in the box to search for how many times that term is mentioned in the thread/ page. There are 22 mentions of Cole itt before my post.
>There are 22 mentions of Cole itt before my post.
and before day 40 he was every other post, saying he won or he was kicked. what changed?
Again, your perception changed. There are just as many now as then Cole mentions on average in each thread.
My perception has not changed, the number of mentions Cole gets has. And for some reason it changed on day 40.
Thankfully, I unlike you will place my trust in raw statistics rather than the perception of (You).
Day 40 was the second to last day and the day tay was eliminated. it's clear people only liked cole because they hated nina and tay so once both were gone, their interest left as well. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
what was tay doing on day 41?
gooning
that was day 42
>gooned while TJ was sleeping beside her
this b***h nasty
If that is true there will be no further mention of Cole.
NEW GREG POST
In the end, was Fishtank actually buttsex?
sometimes
Joji should be a freeloader
It was pretty good. Could've ended better, but I'll be watching S3.
Season 3 double digit viewer ip2 streamers vs backyard wrestlers
season 3 should have a gauntlet Takeshis castle style to determine who the 8 to go into the house will be
Top 8 winners and the two last place out of 20 contestants
shut up weeb
shinji will be in production for s3 and you can't do a thing about it
A Fish Tank season hosted in Japan would be cool actually
unironically shinji here. if season 2 was this i wourdn't have chainsmoke and wourd have beat teejay monkey ass at end
i liked it. when this was good but when it sucked really sucked for long periods of time.
Make a prediction of how far into Season 3 Taytriots will continue to seethe
you mean redditors still seething about her?
You have to remember that Jet is lazy, so whatever theme they pick needs to be easily done, whether that’s the actual house design or the wardrobe. They only chose the 70s theme because the house they bought hadn’t been changed since then
Yeah, jet will probably try and make a joke by saying the s3 theme is ‘s1’ meaning 2023 style lol
Don't lie, she would have made a great fish. She kinda turned out to be weird outside the tank, but I liked her.
She didn't mince words and channeled the same energy Cole did but with more ferocity. It was a breath of fresh air as she's the only one in the tank with balls enough to call out Dwayne, Jimmy, and Tayleigh on their shit.
She's a cold-hearted killer, they had to get rid of her else she'd have broken the other fish as well.
She was a very valuable ally for Trish as well.
>ally
kek she has some lip on her even though she had the silent bag, they worked together well in getting jimmy out tho
I liked her a lot too but I’m pretty sure she left on her own accord, she’s genuinely autistic and was getting way too overstimulated, that’s why she would retreat to b2 and cry after any prolonged period of socializing, kind of similiar to Tayleigh and b3 although I think Tayleigh is just very introverted
It’s a shame she’s a fat beaner lover white male hater
I can’t tell if the Taylorposting is just people being ironic because it makes people mad or if they’re actually just extremely horny indians
>500 replies
>100 posters
kek
There's a reson Taygays don't want to be banished to /bant/ yet
They can't samegay their posts.
The Brosies are simply too powerful for the fairweather casuals following Tayleigh.
>The Brosies are simply too powerful
the only reason threads still exist on /bant/ is that one schizo german poster keeping threads alive.
why are people so obsessed with Josie
when this thread dies i will be sealing my fishtank image folder and abstaining from fishtank discussion until the time comes to post about my season 3 audition