Tyrone, why the hell did you back up into that van? >I couldn't see it!
yew couldn't see it? M8, iss practically the size of a fackin 747 Jumbo jet! >IT WAS A FUNNY ANGLE
"Funny angle"? Tyrone, it's directly behind yew M8.
it's different when the entire movie doesn't take itself serious, operation Cinemaphile was just a James Bond movie intertwined with marvel. it tried two things at once and although I think it was an alright spy movie, it sucked at everything else >and insult
what does this mean and how does it relate to what I said
it's different when the entire movie doesn't take itself serious, operation Cinemaphile was just a james bond movie intertwined with marvel. it tried two things at once and although I think it was an alright spy movie, it sucked at everything else >and insult
what does this mean and how does it relate to what I said
it definitely feels like ritchie didn't make this movie, and although it's fine to have watched once, it's still kind of on the bad side and wouldn't recommend it
Did you know Guy Ritchie chose the songs in both soundtracks from when he was a pub manager in London and which were the most played songs on the jukebox
Genuinely I don't think the people putting him on there even know what kind of accent he was doing so they just assume it's bad because it sounds ridiculous.
Guy needs to chill out and go back to making a Snatch/Lock Stock type movie. My impression of him is that he thinks he's too high and mighty to make a movie like that now.
Wrath of Man was excellent. The Gentlemen was entertaining outside of the typical UK Black person worship. The Covenant I haven't seen, but I've heard excellent things about.
Snatch was the only half-decent movie Ritchie ever made. Lock Stock was good at the time but has aged badly full of lame quips. >You mean like guns that fire shots
Everything he's done since has been utter shite.
Well, maybe as a brit I feel differently but I think there's a propensity for British actors to overact/ham up in British films. The Harry Potter films are another great example of this. Maybe people think it's a "style" but I can't stand it.
Come again?
GIMME THE FRICKIN SHOO-AH
DEW YEW KNOW WOT NEMISIHSH MEANS?
The righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case, by an 'orrible c**t. Me.
No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough.
ALL
BETS
ARE
OFF
DON'T NONE OF YOU SLAGS MOVE OR I'LL KILL THE FACKIN LOT OF YA
WAHEY! THE DRUGS HAVE ARRIVED!
CHILL, WINS-TAN
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.
He ain't a set a fackin' car keys now is he?
YA LIKE DAGS?
DAGS?
yeah yknow, dags. lilwoofowoof.
OOOOOOOH oh, yeah i like DAGS. I like Caravans better.
Times that you burned locally like the Beekeeper?
Oi fookin ate pakis
ya like dags?
He doesn't say pakis, he says pikeys. White gypsies.
All bets are off.
Soooo you can come get a drink with me then, love?
If all bets are off, then there can't be any money can there?
>poster says Turkey
>protag is named Turkish
Holy shit...
Why is she so sexy?
High cheekbones, and a no shits given attitude.
5 more minutes Turkish
5 minutes? Gorgeous, you said 5 minutes, 10 minutes ago!
Tyrone, why the hell did you back up into that van?
>I couldn't see it!
yew couldn't see it? M8, iss practically the size of a fackin 747 Jumbo jet!
>IT WAS A FUNNY ANGLE
"Funny angle"? Tyrone, it's directly behind yew M8.
Your a sensitive boy, aren't you Tommy?
what're yew waiting on Tommy? Ze Germans?
Punish him for me Errol.
fawkin northern monkeys
FOOKIN SOUTHERN FAIRIES
Smash everything.
guv'na on the cobbles
Cause of hate.
>Stay strong ..............by taking load of dodgy steroids that will make you look 65 at 45
>bareknuckle fighter doesn't look like a model
must be roids
When youre stupid and dont know what the frick you are talking about its best to not get wienery about it
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Pass the blower.
"Boris the blade?!"
>yew mean Boris the Bullet Dodger.
"Wait why do they call him that Tony?"
>Because he dodges bullets, Avi.
I shoot you, you go down!
Tohniiii
Oi i love this track
>You must be my lucky star
I SHOOT YOU, YOU GO DOWN!
He's done a rallying driving course aincha Tyrone
Course I have.
I DON'T LIKE CRICKET
I want to hear non-Brits (especially Am*ricans) attempting Snatch & Lock Stock accents.
I’m doing the pikey accent in this post
Do Vocaroo
DO VOCAROO
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
little guy looks like a mini cia here
>But we found Grisly Gary.
Anything to declare?
YEAH, DON'T POST ON Cinemaphile!
>flies back when quads surface on Cinemaphile
I'm talking about a post... at least... quints.
check em you big bald frick
>when he declares he's coming over there, rapid montage, then continues the conversation without interruption
Dennis Farina was great, solid kino in everything he shows up in.
It was a funny angle.
>makes some of the funniest movies ever
>makes a bunch of dogshit
>refuses to elaborate
What was Ritchie's problem?
MADONNA
But he's not with her anymore plus Revolver was good
revolver was pretentious garbage
Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre was funny
it was a literal capeshit movie full with quips and all
I thought it wasn't funny and just tried too hard
>with quips
I think you might be in the wrong thread. 90% of of Snatch and Lock Stock is quips and insults.
Yeah but they're actually funny
That doesn't change the fact that they have more quips in 90 minutes than four hours of Avengers.
>A comedy movie has quips?!?
He was the one who brought up quips as a complaint, while in a Snatch thread.
it's different when the entire movie doesn't take itself serious, operation Cinemaphile was just a James Bond movie intertwined with marvel. it tried two things at once and although I think it was an alright spy movie, it sucked at everything else
>and insult
what does this mean and how does it relate to what I said
>6.3 on IMDB
is it that bad?
see my opinion
it definitely feels like ritchie didn't make this movie, and although it's fine to have watched once, it's still kind of on the bad side and wouldn't recommend it
I saw that movie in theaters and literally forgot about it until seeing it mentioned in this thread. Utterly forgettable average flick
Snatch > Lock Stock > Sherlock Holmes 2 > Sherlock > Man from UNCLE > Everything else
i think youre forgetting about KINOmen
Id put it 3rd on your list there
That would be 6th on the list
Is this good?
his best film since Snatch
erm, his best film is King Arthur Legend of the Sward.
This movie was ghey but the intro with the elephants and wizards was kino.
>We want the sirs audience
wtf was he thinking
The best unofficial Dark Souls movie.
I am positive I've seen this movie but I couldn't tell you anything about it to save my life, except that the Sons of Anarchy guy was in it
It's David Beckham kino.
The soundtrack was better than the movie.
It's alright, feels a bit too clean and hollywood though
I think I saw this, but I don't remember it.
You don’t rate Rock’n’Rolla at all? I know it wasn’t as good as Lock Stock or Snatch but was it THAT bad?
I didnt care for it.
It was certainly a let down as a close to the trilogy.
I think Vaughn being involved might have been a major factor as well
Rock 'n Rolla was good and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Still waiting for The Real Rock n' Rolla.
It is, only c**ts say it's not.
Why did RockNRolla suck so much?
What's wrong with it? It's semikino if you ask me
superkino. pleb got filtered
>VHERE IS ZE STOOONE?
>What the FRICK can he get away from?
Why was he named Bricktop?
Little mincing homosexual balls.
it was a funny angle
movie had so many good songs
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The soundtrack in Lock Stock and particularly Snatch is what takes the movies to another level. imo Snatch is a legit 10/10
i never heard the stooges before lock stock
Did you know Guy Ritchie chose the songs in both soundtracks from when he was a pub manager in London and which were the most played songs on the jukebox
never been to england but that whole soundtrack is pretty much exactly what i'd expect to hear in a london pub
banger after banger after banger
For me it's golden brown
texture like sun
nationality?
go away esl
Are you a brit?
esl small dick
Why are you so upset?
im laughing at your esl small dick behavior lol
You're upset.
standard esl'ism
>Brad Pitt often gets listed on bad accent lists for movies
>I thought his pikey effort was quite respectable
Like the gays complaining even know what pikeys sound like
Genuinely I don't think the people putting him on there even know what kind of accent he was doing so they just assume it's bad because it sounds ridiculous.
She's fair partial to the periwinkle blue
What the frick happened to Guy Ritchie?
well, he married madonna, and then everything went to shit
...
>What the fook is that
>It's me Bren Gun.
Guy needs to chill out and go back to making a Snatch/Lock Stock type movie. My impression of him is that he thinks he's too high and mighty to make a movie like that now.
I want to see Taron Egerton in something like Snatch.
Wrath of Man was excellent. The Gentlemen was entertaining outside of the typical UK Black person worship. The Covenant I haven't seen, but I've heard excellent things about.
israelite NOWE WOT NEMISHISH MEANSH?
Snatch was the only half-decent movie Ritchie ever made. Lock Stock was good at the time but has aged badly full of lame quips.
>You mean like guns that fire shots
Everything he's done since has been utter shite.
Here come the contrarians
Well, maybe as a brit I feel differently but I think there's a propensity for British actors to overact/ham up in British films. The Harry Potter films are another great example of this. Maybe people think it's a "style" but I can't stand it.
Yeah dad you told us
qts.
they cute
They reminded me of the twins from City of Lost Children.
Would you?
Of course
I'd have one suck my nuts while the other deepthroated my dick
noooooooo tony
Me Bren gun
Kino movie
did he fly on a fricking concorde?
What the frick was this film about?
Big Pussy getting made.
Can Americans and other non-Brits understand Snatch and Lock Stock. Do you need things explained to you?
Frick off
?
They released dubbed versions of them here.
Where?
America
kek
Yeah, Snoop Dogg does the dub for Statham.
Seriously. It was Harv's order.
>Snoop Dogg does the dub for Statham.
I really want this to be real
Alright Mullet
You want to see if I've got the minerals, Cinemaphile?