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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    autism, incompetence, simping

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OP asks about a movie
      >anon tells us about his sexual life
      Many such cases.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn now I've really become le samouraï (1967)

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I preferred pic related.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something with 0 samurai when one was promised. Watch seven samurai it mostly delivers on the premise as it features six samurai, although there are more than seven of you count minor characters.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, I think I'm just gonna return it sealed.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moron hires a professional hitman to kill someone
    >Hitman kills said person
    >Hitman goes to collect his $$$
    >moron tried to kill the Hitman
    You'll never guess what happens next

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What am I in for?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HE'S NAME IS DELON
    >HE'S LIKE LE SAMOURAI

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm a 10/10 male with a 10/10 gf and plenty of disposable income
    >i'm so le heckin depressed I want to die!!!

    I didn't care for it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you watched the same movie we're talking about. He never gets a gf lol, just falls in love with the piano girl. The femme fatale is a common trope in these kinds of movies.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its been a while. What about the character his IRL wife plays? And why cast Delon anyway if he's supposed to be a depressed incel.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought she was just a fancy prostitute who simped for him and he used for an alibi?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    pure kino. you're gonna want to own a parisian flat with a bird cage and smoke cigs early in the morning while stealing cars with a key ring filled with every automobile you can think of. then watch le circle rouge.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are or were car master keys for different car manufacturers that could open the lock of any car. I had friend who got a hold a Mazda key and we tested it out in the high school parking lot on a random Mazda and it worked

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually watched this the other week. This is gonna sound weird but I'm not making this shit up, I have actually gone and bought a Burberry vintage trench coat and a self-edged fedora in grey wool felt with a wide black ribbed grosgrain silk ribbon. I also got a similar suit to Jef's from the film. I used this article from 2019 as my guide: https://bamfstyle.com/2019/11/08/alain-delon-le-samourai/

    The funny thing? I work from home, and I basically never have a reason to wear any formal clothing, so getting to wear such clothes is exciting for me. I live in London, so I basically just put on my Jef outfit, get a train into the city centre near the financial district, and walk around at night (preferably when it's raining) looking mysterious and determined. I listen to Le Samouraï soundtrack while doing so. Unfortunately I haven't encountered any exciting situations yet, but it's quite a meditative process for me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is either dangerously based or extremely cringe

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on his physique. If anon is far it is the highest tier of cringe, but if he's thin/normal then it's based.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have to look like young Delon to make it work, and, you know... nobody looks like him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on his physique. If anon is far it is the highest tier of cringe, but if he's thin/normal then it's based.

        I'm 180cm/77kg, make of that what you will

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this guy is so far up his own ass, he thinks picrel unironically makes him cool, because he can ACTUALLY read the dial, unlike the unfashionable PLEBS

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont tell me you cant read roman numbers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based enchantment enjoyer

      If your life in clownworld is just going to be miserable anyway why not do something to make it interesting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL 170? Both mine cost me 1500 but I buy from burberry and got arms altered as they do alterations for free.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I too larp my ass off in public these days. After wading through a sea of mask cucks as maskless chad I came to the realization I don't care what any of those people think. Pic related is literally me in the winter when it's raining except I have two revolvers.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have we looped around far enough that the fedora meme isn't relevant anymore?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kineau

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LE H*CKIN SAMOURINO!!!!
    Anyone who enjoyed this filth needs to go back

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks beautiful but boring

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. relentlessly boring. still worth a 1 time watch though.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the absolute worst “classic” films of all time. Total trash.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just take off the trenchcoat and go home? He literally would have never been picked up by the cops if he didn't murder someone then immediately go to a gambling den in the same clothes he murdered someone in

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if you didn't like this film you are probably not European.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Le Samourai
    >Le cercle rouge
    >un Flic
    Rank them Cinemaphile

    (Bonus points for including the rest of melville's films)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s Le cercle rouge>>>the army of shadows>Le samourai>Le deuxieme souffle>two men in manhattan>un flic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No love for Le Doulos?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn’t manage to make it till the end. Maybe it will click next time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      le samourai > le cercle rogue > un flic

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le

    go back

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    was it autism?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a choice between his principles and his life.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a man on a path that couldn't be stopped

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drive for boomers

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The black remake is better

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie, the only bad part is a scene where you legit see him from a standing position to a walking position after a scene trasition. Horrible edit there and I can't believe nobody noticed it.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a nigress

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Citroen DS porn

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