Something with 0 samurai when one was promised. Watch seven samurai it mostly delivers on the premise as it features six samurai, although there are more than seven of you count minor characters.
>moron hires a professional hitman to kill someone >Hitman kills said person >Hitman goes to collect his $$$ >moron tried to kill the Hitman
You'll never guess what happens next
I don't think you watched the same movie we're talking about. He never gets a gf lol, just falls in love with the piano girl. The femme fatale is a common trope in these kinds of movies.
pure kino. you're gonna want to own a parisian flat with a bird cage and smoke cigs early in the morning while stealing cars with a key ring filled with every automobile you can think of. then watch le circle rouge.
There are or were car master keys for different car manufacturers that could open the lock of any car. I had friend who got a hold a Mazda key and we tested it out in the high school parking lot on a random Mazda and it worked
I actually watched this the other week. This is gonna sound weird but I'm not making this shit up, I have actually gone and bought a Burberry vintage trench coat and a self-edged fedora in grey wool felt with a wide black ribbed grosgrain silk ribbon. I also got a similar suit to Jef's from the film. I used this article from 2019 as my guide: https://bamfstyle.com/2019/11/08/alain-delon-le-samourai/
The funny thing? I work from home, and I basically never have a reason to wear any formal clothing, so getting to wear such clothes is exciting for me. I live in London, so I basically just put on my Jef outfit, get a train into the city centre near the financial district, and walk around at night (preferably when it's raining) looking mysterious and determined. I listen to Le Samouraï soundtrack while doing so. Unfortunately I haven't encountered any exciting situations yet, but it's quite a meditative process for me.
I too larp my ass off in public these days. After wading through a sea of mask cucks as maskless chad I came to the realization I don't care what any of those people think. Pic related is literally me in the winter when it's raining except I have two revolvers.
Why didn't he just take off the trenchcoat and go home? He literally would have never been picked up by the cops if he didn't murder someone then immediately go to a gambling den in the same clothes he murdered someone in
Great movie, the only bad part is a scene where you legit see him from a standing position to a walking position after a scene trasition. Horrible edit there and I can't believe nobody noticed it.
autism, incompetence, simping
>OP asks about a movie
>anon tells us about his sexual life
Many such cases.
damn now I've really become le samouraï (1967)
Honestly, I preferred pic related.
Something with 0 samurai when one was promised. Watch seven samurai it mostly delivers on the premise as it features six samurai, although there are more than seven of you count minor characters.
Thanks, I think I'm just gonna return it sealed.
>moron hires a professional hitman to kill someone
>Hitman kills said person
>Hitman goes to collect his $$$
>moron tried to kill the Hitman
You'll never guess what happens next
What am I in for?
>HE'S NAME IS DELON
>HE'S LIKE LE SAMOURAI
>i'm a 10/10 male with a 10/10 gf and plenty of disposable income
>i'm so le heckin depressed I want to die!!!
I didn't care for it.
I don't think you watched the same movie we're talking about. He never gets a gf lol, just falls in love with the piano girl. The femme fatale is a common trope in these kinds of movies.
Its been a while. What about the character his IRL wife plays? And why cast Delon anyway if he's supposed to be a depressed incel.
I thought she was just a fancy prostitute who simped for him and he used for an alibi?
pure kino. you're gonna want to own a parisian flat with a bird cage and smoke cigs early in the morning while stealing cars with a key ring filled with every automobile you can think of. then watch le circle rouge.
There are or were car master keys for different car manufacturers that could open the lock of any car. I had friend who got a hold a Mazda key and we tested it out in the high school parking lot on a random Mazda and it worked
I actually watched this the other week. This is gonna sound weird but I'm not making this shit up, I have actually gone and bought a Burberry vintage trench coat and a self-edged fedora in grey wool felt with a wide black ribbed grosgrain silk ribbon. I also got a similar suit to Jef's from the film. I used this article from 2019 as my guide: https://bamfstyle.com/2019/11/08/alain-delon-le-samourai/
The funny thing? I work from home, and I basically never have a reason to wear any formal clothing, so getting to wear such clothes is exciting for me. I live in London, so I basically just put on my Jef outfit, get a train into the city centre near the financial district, and walk around at night (preferably when it's raining) looking mysterious and determined. I listen to Le Samouraï soundtrack while doing so. Unfortunately I haven't encountered any exciting situations yet, but it's quite a meditative process for me.
This is either dangerously based or extremely cringe
Depends on his physique. If anon is far it is the highest tier of cringe, but if he's thin/normal then it's based.
you have to look like young Delon to make it work, and, you know... nobody looks like him
I'm 180cm/77kg, make of that what you will
this guy is so far up his own ass, he thinks picrel unironically makes him cool, because he can ACTUALLY read the dial, unlike the unfashionable PLEBS
dont tell me you cant read roman numbers
Based enchantment enjoyer
If your life in clownworld is just going to be miserable anyway why not do something to make it interesting
LOL 170? Both mine cost me 1500 but I buy from burberry and got arms altered as they do alterations for free.
I too larp my ass off in public these days. After wading through a sea of mask cucks as maskless chad I came to the realization I don't care what any of those people think. Pic related is literally me in the winter when it's raining except I have two revolvers.
Have we looped around far enough that the fedora meme isn't relevant anymore?
Kineau
>LE H*CKIN SAMOURINO!!!!
Anyone who enjoyed this filth needs to go back
looks beautiful but boring
this. relentlessly boring. still worth a 1 time watch though.
One of the absolute worst “classic” films of all time. Total trash.
Why didn't he just take off the trenchcoat and go home? He literally would have never been picked up by the cops if he didn't murder someone then immediately go to a gambling den in the same clothes he murdered someone in
Honestly if you didn't like this film you are probably not European.
>Le Samourai
>Le cercle rouge
>un Flic
Rank them Cinemaphile
(Bonus points for including the rest of melville's films)
For me it’s Le cercle rouge>>>the army of shadows>Le samourai>Le deuxieme souffle>two men in manhattan>un flic
No love for Le Doulos?
I didn’t manage to make it till the end. Maybe it will click next time
le samourai > le cercle rogue > un flic
>le
go back
was it autism?
It was a choice between his principles and his life.
He was a man on a path that couldn't be stopped
Drive for boomers
The black remake is better
Great movie, the only bad part is a scene where you legit see him from a standing position to a walking position after a scene trasition. Horrible edit there and I can't believe nobody noticed it.
a nigress
Citroen DS porn