I don't remember the name but there was a character who could go toe to toe with characters like superboy just because he knew a lot of kung fu shit. It wasn't even mumbo jumbo magical/spiritual kung fu bullshit, just simple martial arts.
there are some regulars Cinemaphile pages to go there, like catwoman round kicking 2 speedsters, Flash attoseconds page, the equation to walk through walls, Luthors creating a dimension laser from eptin cans and orange juice.
>like catwoman round kicking 2 speedsters
Yes, but they were being mentally controlled by Poison Ivy, who didn't know how to use the super speed of the flashes.
That's bullshit. Ivy had Flash speed from across the city to intercept Batman punching controlled Alfred on a dime as a goof. No matter how you slice it, Catwoman btfoing three Flashes coming at her simultaneously was silly
I find something funny that in comics the the more powerful one is (or becomes), the dumber one is (or gets).
Almost every OP villain loses because either is too wienery or has negative IQ.
Joker causing a painful headache to Martian Manhunter when he tried to mess with his mind.
It should be remembered that he had dealt with the mind of many beings, but is the schizo living in a society the one who defeated him in his own game.
Millar is genuinely one of the few comic artists with a very positive view of religion, but as such he also believes that true evil has no bottom and only the highest forms of good can combat it.
>Boss: Hey, lets frick! ;D >Employee: What if I would prefer not to? >Boss: Ok that's fair. Hand me my rolodex on the way out, I need to make some calls about getting a new assistant. >Employee: Ok that's fair.
Yes, what a perfectly equitable exchange.
The hell?
kino
MILLAAAAAAR
>if you have good aim you can break a window with a paper plane
kek
Just aim between the atoms
>because he was married
>she wanted a termination
explain
he was unfaithful to his wife with his assistant, in order not to leave evidence he wanted to make his lover have an abortion.
it says SHE wanted
i guess she realized they couldn't be together properly, and she'd have to be a single mother
What in the world is this?
It's Mark Millar: The Magic Order
Mark Millar? Hmm, less blood than I would've expected.
That's either Zatanna or Kitty, right?
nope
Who the frick, then? Jean?
that sounds kinda hot
Batman fought a cyclops and beat it with a henway.
Taskmaster got super speed by watching videos on fastforward.
And this happened.
is that the predator?
It was a predator.
Source? Feel like checking this out.
I don't remember the name but there was a character who could go toe to toe with characters like superboy just because he knew a lot of kung fu shit. It wasn't even mumbo jumbo magical/spiritual kung fu bullshit, just simple martial arts.
Karate Kid, like that's his name. It's super Karate, it actually gives you super strength and reflexes when used
there are some regulars Cinemaphile pages to go there, like catwoman round kicking 2 speedsters, Flash attoseconds page, the equation to walk through walls, Luthors creating a dimension laser from eptin cans and orange juice.
>like catwoman round kicking 2 speedsters
Yes, but they were being mentally controlled by Poison Ivy, who didn't know how to use the super speed of the flashes.
Even then it still very bullshit, if a human managed to punch something moving at that speed their arm will become red paste.
I though it was just normal karate because that guy jobbed to batman. But now I guess it was just another batwank moment.
Poison Ivy did not know how to use them, they were not going at maximum speed and I think they were even braking
people invented this cope months after that shit was published
That's bullshit. Ivy had Flash speed from across the city to intercept Batman punching controlled Alfred on a dime as a goof. No matter how you slice it, Catwoman btfoing three Flashes coming at her simultaneously was silly
batman's power is that everything that opposes him becomes infinitely shittier and dumber
to be fair the people of dc are pretty stupid
I find something funny that in comics the the more powerful one is (or becomes), the dumber one is (or gets).
Almost every OP villain loses because either is too wienery or has negative IQ.
makes sense, the more powerful the less you have to plan.this does not apply to heroes
>But now I guess it was just another batwank moment.
You can always bet on that when it comes to Batman
How did she get in the surgeon even lmao, pull down her pants and underwear?
Teleporters are weird
Lmao, source? Is that Millar?
Joker causing a painful headache to Martian Manhunter when he tried to mess with his mind.
It should be remembered that he had dealt with the mind of many beings, but is the schizo living in a society the one who defeated him in his own game.
joker is not just any clown, he is practically the craziest guy in dc
why didn't the surgeon just get an abortion herself
Is Miller the guy that wrote the "rigged the womb to collapse" comic? If so, what's this dude's deal with wombs?
Millar is genuinely one of the few comic artists with a very positive view of religion, but as such he also believes that true evil has no bottom and only the highest forms of good can combat it.
>abortionist gets raped by the foetus she is aborting
That is the most /misc/ack shit I ever saw. Pure weapons grade /misc/onium
for some reason redditors are offended by this panel, for example this moron>138017740
>Placing all the guilt on the father
>Not on the mother for being a bawd
Everytime. Zero accountability for whoring around.
>married man fricking his assistant
>assistant is solely at fault
Man, you need to get out more.
>she could have said no and nothing would have happened
>Boss: Hey, lets frick! ;D
>Employee: What if I would prefer not to?
>Boss: Ok that's fair. Hand me my rolodex on the way out, I need to make some calls about getting a new assistant.
>Employee: Ok that's fair.
Yes, what a perfectly equitable exchange.
Imagine white knighting prostitutes.
The absolute state of basedboys in the west.
That's actually cool as hell.
I love the bullshit that top tier speedsters spout
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20*16*10=3,200 not 32,000.
I'd chalk that up to an error on the letterer's part though.
I like the idea of math being treated like magic.
Look at
, to comic writers in that age, Math WAS magic.
Bwahahahaha
That's silly and weird but I don't mind it.
Does anyone have that page where Batman straight up beats most of the Justice League in hand-to-hand combat?