I saw someone try to defend LOTR by saying that the eagles had a mind of their own and wanted to remain neutral (despite the fact that the end of their fricking world could’ve been prevented earlier if they pitched in to help) and therefore didn’t toss Frodo and Sam up to Mount Doom.
This is the worst take i have ever heard on Cinemaphile right here. In ROTK when the eagles showed up they tore through those fellbeasts like tissue paper, it wasn’t even a fight the eagles just swooped in and broke their necks with hardly a struggle.
That was also a really moronic part of Rangz of Kangz, the opening bit when a fellbeast tosses and eagle into a fire pit and kills it. That’s like Krillin killing Cell like it’s nothing.
>when the eagles showed up they tore through those fellbeasts like tissue paper, it wasn’t even a fight the eagles just swooped in and broke their necks with hardly a struggle.
this never happens literally ever thoughever
meds
>Cinemaphile loves Succession >Ok >First episode >Shaky cam throughout as if its a documentary style show >Annoying actors >AHHHHHH I CAN'T INHERIT MY DADS COMPANY HOW WILL I SURVIVE ON $1M+ A YEAR?!
That's not even why it's bad. Every episode sets up a new conflict or looming threat, and then does nothing with it. So many characters are introduced as "Watch out for this one!" and then never appear again. The election subplot was one of many instances of this happening.
People just can't let go of HBO, lame/leftist millennials especially. It still feels status to them, definitely a ton of overlap with iPhone nerds. Like everything now where it's only about pulling and manipulating an audience, has stopped being about good shows.
That's not even why it's bad. Every episode sets up a new conflict or looming threat, and then does nothing with it. So many characters are introduced as "Watch out for this one!" and then never appear again. The election subplot was one of many instances of this happening.
I liked it at first, but it started to feel samey. Except for Ken's birthday party, there's no sense of arc.
>HotD is better than GoT because the casting is better >The negress in kinobi is actually a good actor because they act better than the 10 year old child actor in the show >you won't get an erection during gay sex because males smell different from females
This is only the ones I can remember off the top of my head
>Cinemaphile thinking that Black Velaryons are le heckin' based because "dem bastards, lol he called her a prostitute, based black man".
You realize that israelites get away with it because it's so easy.
it's literally just wholesome chungus Keanu doing gunkata and the scenes are actually well shot and not cut every two seconds, that's it
I've yet to hear someone defend that dumbass assassin society plot
Not a take per se but, any waifu simping/spamming is pathetic in every sense of the word - especially when it comes to anons that are so prolific we are able to recognise them. The Gadon schizo is the most egregious.
Not a take per se but, any waifu simping/spamming is pathetic in every sense of the word - especially when it comes to anons that are so prolific we are able to recognise them. The Gadon schizo is the most egregious.
It's rather morbid when you really think about it. We may spend a brief moment grumbling or laughing at them but, he is out there spending hours upon hours most days spamming and samegayging her. What leads a person to become like that?
I find it hard to believe it’s not several people being paid Pennies on the hour by his agent or something. That said I’ll sooner watch something with Hunter Schaffer in it than S**** G****.
maybe because its one of the few decent movies to come out in 10 fricking years
now go back to your goyslop thread and call it 'fun' then have nothing else to say about it you fricking pigshit
>it was the worst take i'd ever seen, and i'd seen takes that could turn a man blind >speaking of blind, everyone knows the sheriff turns a blind eye to dames in this town >so when one walked in the door, i knew my 20/20 vision was about to meet some .45 calibre eyewear if i wasn't careful >dames...always careful around the dames...
as far as YTslop go, he's not the worst
sure, he's doing the basedface for maximum algo abuse, but I've seen that blind people video and it's alright for what it is, israelitebook forcec similiar shit down my throat all the time and it's always twice as long for no reason with some gay ass corpo music
it's a mental thing. like putting it in a pooper >penises have no business being in there but i'm in there
remember when we were on dial up and pictures took forever to load and they weren't very good so we jerked it to erotica
Some that are very misguided and completely miss the point:
Triangle of Sadness is a "rich are le bad movie"
Mindhunter S02 "panders to black ppl"
X is a "pro cuckold movie"
Midsommar "rationalizes women killing their bfs"
It's the exact opposite in every case.
King Cudi is a literal homosexual.
The "well-endowed black man" trope was satirically overblown, and the cuckolding happens as a consequence of the dumb cinematographer bringing his repressed gf to a porn shoot and not expecting a backlash from her.
X is a very redpilled movie for 2 reasons:
-the cuckolding is a cautionary lesson to men (pay attention to what the producer replies when the guy whines that his gf was a "nice girl")
-it shows sex as an overriding motivator regardless of age or gender.
>government are the good guys >corporations are the good guys >celebrities are the good guys >nuking Japan was good >the holocaust happened >men are women >pedophelia is a sexuality >Faulconer version of DBZ isn’t the best >The Wire is good
Some of them do reflect opinions often read in Cinemaphile or reddlt or both. What you're doing is assuming that whatever you disagree with is "reddlt"
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Reddit = bad, yes.
Creampie with no consequences sounds like a good enough reason.
>referring to procreation as “consequences”
utterly mind-israelited
all of them
a pack of newbie astroturf board tourists all posing as people who like film and television, the fricking lot of you >Verification not required.
A recent one I saw was an anon saying stickies are there to stop the catalogue being spammed with the same thread. Which is bullshit considering so many of the dead people that get a sticky next to no one on Cinemaphile knows or cares about, meanwhile you get people that Cinemaphile does care about who either don't get a sticky or get one that barely stays up.
I've seen Madmen get compared to The Sopranos as if they're on the same level.
I tried watching Madmen and stopped halfway through the first episode: every scene, and I mean LITERALLY every scene, was anti-west israelite wank. Completely unwatchable, it's like it was a parody of itself constantly
I don't think Breaking Bad is that good, I've never felt like rewatching it and I skipped el Camino (BCS was fine). But everyone here loves BrBa, I don't get it.
just all the capeshit/disney shills/fanboys etc... who constantly bring up box office success like that's a good medium for measuring if a film is good or not
I've seen people argue that spaghetti westerns are better than American westerns because "those old westerns are too black and white, good guy vs bad guy" when every complex psychological western with serious themes are American and most spaghetti western protagonists and villains are caricatures of good and evil
I saw someone try to defend LOTR by saying that the eagles had a mind of their own and wanted to remain neutral (despite the fact that the end of their fricking world could’ve been prevented earlier if they pitched in to help) and therefore didn’t toss Frodo and Sam up to Mount Doom.
The eagles are few in number and would have been killed by flying nahzghul
This is the worst take i have ever heard on Cinemaphile right here. In ROTK when the eagles showed up they tore through those fellbeasts like tissue paper, it wasn’t even a fight the eagles just swooped in and broke their necks with hardly a struggle.
That was also a really moronic part of Rangz of Kangz, the opening bit when a fellbeast tosses and eagle into a fire pit and kills it. That’s like Krillin killing Cell like it’s nothing.
Yeah what a dumb decision by Jackson. They should've helped but been slaughtered by the nazgul in that scene
>when the eagles showed up they tore through those fellbeasts like tissue paper, it wasn’t even a fight the eagles just swooped in and broke their necks with hardly a struggle.
this never happens literally ever thoughever
meds
>Cinemaphile loves Succession
>Ok
>First episode
>Shaky cam throughout as if its a documentary style show
>Annoying actors
>AHHHHHH I CAN'T INHERIT MY DADS COMPANY HOW WILL I SURVIVE ON $1M+ A YEAR?!
Show is dogshit
That's not even why it's bad. Every episode sets up a new conflict or looming threat, and then does nothing with it. So many characters are introduced as "Watch out for this one!" and then never appear again. The election subplot was one of many instances of this happening.
Ruined orgasm: the show
This. The Dialog is shit too. I was hoping for more margin call bantering.
People just can't let go of HBO, lame/leftist millennials especially. It still feels status to them, definitely a ton of overlap with iPhone nerds. Like everything now where it's only about pulling and manipulating an audience, has stopped being about good shows.
I liked it at first, but it started to feel samey. Except for Ken's birthday party, there's no sense of arc.
That Lake Mungo is good.
I don't get the hype for Barbie
The hype for Barbie is combination of
>Prediction by Cinemaphile that it will be a progressive trainwreck
>Goose
>Margot Robbie's feet
this except margot robbie's clean barefeet. i barely managed to jack it to her dirtied foot in that last tarantino
same and it was a bad angle too
Hype and general threads for literally anything made in the last ten years
>HotD is better than GoT because the casting is better
>The negress in kinobi is actually a good actor because they act better than the 10 year old child actor in the show
>you won't get an erection during gay sex because males smell different from females
This is only the ones I can remember off the top of my head
>Cinemaphile thinking that Black Velaryons are le heckin' based because "dem bastards, lol he called her a prostitute, based black man".
You realize that israelites get away with it because it's so easy.
Sam Hyde is funny
The Snyder worship was insane for a while. Please get your head checked if you're unironically defending BvS
BuT tHe UlTiMaTe EdItIoN
>MUH MARTHA
Indians. Why do you think rrr was also spammed for months on this board
DUNC is a good film.
Enthusiasm for the John Wick series. Just because I don't like them doesn't mean I don't appreciate what stuntmen do
it's literally just wholesome chungus Keanu doing gunkata and the scenes are actually well shot and not cut every two seconds, that's it
I've yet to hear someone defend that dumbass assassin society plot
Not a take per se but, any waifu simping/spamming is pathetic in every sense of the word - especially when it comes to anons that are so prolific we are able to recognise them. The Gadon schizo is the most egregious.
He's currently over at /hr/ samegaying
It's rather morbid when you really think about it. We may spend a brief moment grumbling or laughing at them but, he is out there spending hours upon hours most days spamming and samegayging her. What leads a person to become like that?
I find it hard to believe it’s not several people being paid Pennies on the hour by his agent or something. That said I’ll sooner watch something with Hunter Schaffer in it than S**** G****.
summer glau? i haven't read that name in a decade
Also probably over at HR after they started monitoring his internet activity on the company network.
it's been here forever. remember the dakota fanning and chloe moretz threads for a decade ago.
The Gadonposter is occasionally funny at least. The asiaticspammer is the worst, never has anything worthwhile to say.
every sexless little virgin homosexual who posts a new thread with a picture of a woman in it needs permaban on sight.
>every sexless little virgin homosexual who posts a new thread with a picture of a woman in it needs permaban on sight.
Test
The literal obsession and defence of Brawl in Cell Block 9 will always be a mystery to me. As close to cultish as Cinemaphiles ever gotten.
maybe because its one of the few decent movies to come out in 10 fricking years
now go back to your goyslop thread and call it 'fun' then have nothing else to say about it you fricking pigshit
>it was the worst take i'd ever seen, and i'd seen takes that could turn a man blind
>speaking of blind, everyone knows the sheriff turns a blind eye to dames in this town
>so when one walked in the door, i knew my 20/20 vision was about to meet some .45 calibre eyewear if i wasn't careful
>dames...always careful around the dames...
>Space Jam is bad and not a worthy spiritual successor to Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Mr. Beast is kino
as far as YTslop go, he's not the worst
sure, he's doing the basedface for maximum algo abuse, but I've seen that blind people video and it's alright for what it is, israelitebook forcec similiar shit down my throat all the time and it's always twice as long for no reason with some gay ass corpo music
that Predator had a good, satisfying conclusion
>ummm this random kpop star nobody has heard of that I keep posting is actually hotter
The hag poster who thinks women look better when they get old and wrinkly
There’s no point in having sex with eggless old hags. Might as well jerk off.
it's a mental thing. like putting it in a pooper
>penises have no business being in there but i'm in there
remember when we were on dial up and pictures took forever to load and they weren't very good so we jerked it to erotica
Creampie with no consequences sounds like a good enough reason.
Some that are very misguided and completely miss the point:
Triangle of Sadness is a "rich are le bad movie"
Mindhunter S02 "panders to black ppl"
X is a "pro cuckold movie"
Midsommar "rationalizes women killing their bfs"
It's the exact opposite in every case.
X was executive producer Kid Cudi having every female in the movie lust after him. What a coincidence.
King Cudi is a literal homosexual.
The "well-endowed black man" trope was satirically overblown, and the cuckolding happens as a consequence of the dumb cinematographer bringing his repressed gf to a porn shoot and not expecting a backlash from her.
I could buy this, from the top of my crypto-celebrity anthill.
X is a very redpilled movie for 2 reasons:
-the cuckolding is a cautionary lesson to men (pay attention to what the producer replies when the guy whines that his gf was a "nice girl")
-it shows sex as an overriding motivator regardless of age or gender.
>government are the good guys
>corporations are the good guys
>celebrities are the good guys
>nuking Japan was good
>the holocaust happened
>men are women
>pedophelia is a sexuality
>Faulconer version of DBZ isn’t the best
>The Wire is good
Are you spending a lot of time on reddit or something?
Wtf does that mean
Those are reddit opinions not Cinemaphile ones
those are somethingawful opinions not reddit ones
Yeah those are obviously reddit opinions, doesn’t stop literal reddit pedotroons spamming Cinemaphile with them.
Those are a mixed bag tbqh
How the frick are they a mixed bag?
It's like a bag full of mix
Some of them do reflect opinions often read in Cinemaphile or reddlt or both. What you're doing is assuming that whatever you disagree with is "reddlt"
Reddit = bad, yes.
>referring to procreation as “consequences”
utterly mind-israelited
The overwhelming positivity towards shounen anime and k-drama
>positivity towards shounen anime
le gasp
on a Vietnamese scrimshaw bulletin board??
>making anteaters pleasure you
reminds me of that doujin where the Tapir cucked her owners boyfriend
...anon, he's shitting into a pig's mouth.
>I was just preten-
IT'S THE SAME THING AS ACTUALLY BEING moronic. STOP IT
i imagine a guy standing in front of a wheelchair cerebal palsy guy yelling "stop pretending"
all of them
a pack of newbie astroturf board tourists all posing as people who like film and television, the fricking lot of you
>Verification not required.
>thread about bad takes
>is full of good takes deemed as bad by the authors behind the actual bad takes
if you want to make a point first of all don't use a gif of reddit in human form
>women are reddit now
not women, that stupid c**t plaza. she ruined operation fortune. every word out of her stupid fricking mouth is reddit.
A recent one I saw was an anon saying stickies are there to stop the catalogue being spammed with the same thread. Which is bullshit considering so many of the dead people that get a sticky next to no one on Cinemaphile knows or cares about, meanwhile you get people that Cinemaphile does care about who either don't get a sticky or get one that barely stays up.
People who say that better call Saul is better than breaking Bad
The love for goose
I've never seen a worse show get so much praise.
I've seen Madmen get compared to The Sopranos as if they're on the same level.
I tried watching Madmen and stopped halfway through the first episode: every scene, and I mean LITERALLY every scene, was anti-west israelite wank. Completely unwatchable, it's like it was a parody of itself constantly
Glad someone said it. Literally every male character besides Don Draper I guess is some evil rapist sodomite. Could it make it past ep1 either.
Don himself is constantly portrayed as weak too. it's always his wife giving ideas and he's wavering all the time. It's a full on israelite fantasy
anything i post
I don't think Breaking Bad is that good, I've never felt like rewatching it and I skipped el Camino (BCS was fine). But everyone here loves BrBa, I don't get it.
Agreed. Meme show. The only good parts are the cold opens.
just all the capeshit/disney shills/fanboys etc... who constantly bring up box office success like that's a good medium for measuring if a film is good or not
That OP isn't a homosexual
I've seen people argue that spaghetti westerns are better than American westerns because "those old westerns are too black and white, good guy vs bad guy" when every complex psychological western with serious themes are American and most spaghetti western protagonists and villains are caricatures of good and evil
>green knight bad cause poo main actor