Literally nothing, schizo.
At "worst" he'll be black which is fricking nothing.
Every single recast of this character has been a reinvention. Craig was wildly different from Brosnan
>Gay >Trans >Black >Female >Woke
Don't mix all this white devil trash with foreigners. You people were born to serve israelites, stop dragging the rest of the world into your web of homosexualry. It's bad enough how gay people become once they move to your countries, but now you're putting this shit into the haram you export around the world as well
A woke parody might work.
Cast eric butts or that other söygay from the webms that gets posted here all the time.
He asks consent before flirting with 800 lbs body positive landwhales and drives a prius and refuses to use a gun etc.
I think they need to re-invent the setting. MI-fricking 6 or whatever? Smoking aristocratic men in the 60s made sense as a band of boys who wanted to use their power for the greater good, of the English people whether they wanted it or not. Now we all thoroughly know that's now what's going on in there today.
Like someone said reinvent means we want to do some moronic shit but no one will watch it as its own thing so we will attach it to a famous IP and completely destroy it in the process.
I didn't gave a frick about no time to woke and I certainly wont care about these ones.
That's just code for "we're going to copy whatever is the big trendy thing with the kids"
They tried to inject him with Jason Bourne aspects the last time because the Bourne films became popular.
This time who knows, somekind of 00 cinematic universe I bet, or if that MGS movie comes out and becomes a success they might copy that. Or give him a team and copy the Mission Impossible movies.
Black is a given at this point
Female is likely
Trans or gay doesnt seem right considering Bond girls
last movie already showed Bond is woke
lol Pakistani?
he should have been gay from the start, it's obvious from watching the old ones that he's already gay "in spirit." the way he humiliates the villains is already basically sexual. he only steals the villain's girl so he can frick the villain by proxy etc, it would greatly economize the storytelling to just have the conflict be explicitly sexual without the need for these constant allusions.
It'll be so funny because no matter what they do, they'll still get hit with a tsunami of b***hing >if they keep him white it'll be b***hing about why he isn't black >if he's black it'll be b***hing about why he isn't female >then it'll be b***hing about why he's still straight and how they need to continue the deconstruction of bond girls by making him hook up with bond guys or some shit
And so on. Guaranteed salt no matter what.
yeah that's so funny I love this arrangement where we get to hear what all the grievance groups think about everything and its treated as if it matters i love that
Black & gay is the obvious choice.
Albanian Bisexual Manlet Disable boy is my bet
Tom Hardy confirmed
Literally nothing, schizo.
At "worst" he'll be black which is fricking nothing.
Every single recast of this character has been a reinvention. Craig was wildly different from Brosnan
Shut the frick up, israelite vulture. We're going to exterminate you all, keyed b***h.
>black
>when James Bond is a white male
I guess they should make Black person Jim in Huckleberry Finn Japanese?
Wouldn't even matter. It could even be a Paki. As long as he's British it doesn't even matter.
>tries to perform espionage in russia
>instantly stands out, gets shot
wow!
Russia is a potpurri of races, moronic vatnik.
Alright, meet the new blade
and the new deacon frost
Yeah it would white people would stop watching it
James Bond undercover as a child rapist in a grooming gang
>Gay
>Trans
>Black
>Female
>Woke
Don't mix all this white devil trash with foreigners. You people were born to serve israelites, stop dragging the rest of the world into your web of homosexualry. It's bad enough how gay people become once they move to your countries, but now you're putting this shit into the haram you export around the world as well
Dead franchise.
Only took me like 20 years to realise that was the barrel of a gun
>Dead franchise.
Yep
Which means it's time to reboot the franchise
Worst Bond.
A woke parody might work.
Cast eric butts or that other söygay from the webms that gets posted here all the time.
He asks consent before flirting with 800 lbs body positive landwhales and drives a prius and refuses to use a gun etc.
Midge Bond.
No Mr. Midge. I expect you to die.
007"
Probably going to go for something like Mission Impossible.
If I get 007 the new movie makes him even manlier than before.
We've had the dark, serious, humorless, gritty bond. Now we'll get a fun, witty, happy Bond?
Hope so. Get someone like Moore or Brosnan that can deliver one-liners. Craig sucked at comedy.
American bond
Craig is considered one.
I think they need to re-invent the setting. MI-fricking 6 or whatever? Smoking aristocratic men in the 60s made sense as a band of boys who wanted to use their power for the greater good, of the English people whether they wanted it or not. Now we all thoroughly know that's now what's going on in there today.
Inspector Gadget Bond. All tech, no violence. Maximum one-liners.
Like someone said reinvent means we want to do some moronic shit but no one will watch it as its own thing so we will attach it to a famous IP and completely destroy it in the process.
I didn't gave a frick about no time to woke and I certainly wont care about these ones.
Capeshit bond.
We are way overdue, surprised they squeezed another Craig bond in instead of jumping on the bandwagon.
They did with Spectre and NTTD and its a clusterfrick.
Spectre was Spooks Bond. I haven't seen NTTD.
Points if they could do something like A Shot In The Dark. If it went The Batman route, people might be sick of it.
troony Black person in a wheelchair
That's just code for "we're going to copy whatever is the big trendy thing with the kids"
They tried to inject him with Jason Bourne aspects the last time because the Bourne films became popular.
This time who knows, somekind of 00 cinematic universe I bet, or if that MGS movie comes out and becomes a success they might copy that. Or give him a team and copy the Mission Impossible movies.
Black is a given at this point
Female is likely
Trans or gay doesnt seem right considering Bond girls
last movie already showed Bond is woke
lol Pakistani?
All of them at the same time.
Why they can't just bring back Brosnan?
The missile strike was not a direct hit. He's going to be a cyborg.
he should have been gay from the start, it's obvious from watching the old ones that he's already gay "in spirit." the way he humiliates the villains is already basically sexual. he only steals the villain's girl so he can frick the villain by proxy etc, it would greatly economize the storytelling to just have the conflict be explicitly sexual without the need for these constant allusions.
It'll be so funny because no matter what they do, they'll still get hit with a tsunami of b***hing
>if they keep him white it'll be b***hing about why he isn't black
>if he's black it'll be b***hing about why he isn't female
>then it'll be b***hing about why he's still straight and how they need to continue the deconstruction of bond girls by making him hook up with bond guys or some shit
And so on. Guaranteed salt no matter what.
yeah that's so funny I love this arrangement where we get to hear what all the grievance groups think about everything and its treated as if it matters i love that
I hope they make it as woke as possible so that I can enjoy watching /misc/tards lose their shit about it
did they need to include 'film' and 'filming' in the same headline? not what I'd expect from a professional news outlet
Why do they keep pushing her and Tessa Thompson in everything? Both are hideous and can't fricking act.
Indian bond , I want him to dance, do slow mo, and stir his drink with finger.
Give me
>Henry Cavill
>Late 50s - early 60s
>Dalton-Connery esque Bond
>Bond girl - C cup and up
>R-rated
>Bare breasts
>Bare asses
>007's wiener
You're not British and never will be Quentin
While they're reinventing Bond, Tarantino should make a one-off Casino Royale (1967) like movie, but good.
Pakistani Bond working for ISI doing shenanigans in Afghanistan would be kino
Starring Tom Holland to appeal to the zoomers generation. Shit finna be bussin.
100% TRUE FACTUAL PREDICTION FOR NEXT BOND FILM: I won't be watching it.
I think he will be black OR gay (most likely bi). Making Bond a woman is way too much. The movie will be probably set in the 60s, too
I am the queen of England and I say Bond shall be Bond now and forever.