What are your personal Cinemaphilenspiracy theories?
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It's funny how the joke about the US government planting CSAM on people's computer's has been a thing for like 30 years.
This isn't really a conspiracy but Jim Shooter did nothing wrong. Except stay in the closet.
Jim Shooter is gay?
I still think Chris Savino turned both PPG and Dexter's Lab into shit out of spite because CN turned down his own cartoon pilot.
ppg still had Craig around in some capacity so there’s some okay and even a gem or two amongst the crap
dexter was 100% shit though even kid me noticed that change
Didn't Gennedy have nothing to do with post Ego Trip Dexter?
Yeah, he went to work on Samurai Jack
Is that why Savino's Lab and Powerpuff Savino were written and directed exactly like every other cartoon and comic he worked on? He could have done better, these two times, but didn't out of spite, and then when he made his own stuff or worked heavily on something, it just happened to be exactly like his seasons of those two because he was spiting.... himself?
I don't even like the Loud House or Kick Buttowski, and I think the For Brothers comic is the most mid thing ever created, but goddamn anon, Savino's seasons of Dexter were godawful. They're still distinctly Savino, but they feel exactly like him trying to sabotage a show out of spite, yes.
That golf episode in particular was asinine.
One More Day was done as part of the early negotiations for the disney buyout. Gisnep want a Spider-man for that youth market appeal not tied down by marriage and adult stuff. The selling his baby to the devil was just to tease disney's nipples.
Marvel editorial resents Peter Parker's popularity and have actively been shitting up his character and comics with regressive writing and bad OCs for 20+ years. The main goal being to break down comics fans and audiences with bad writing for Peter until they're sick of him to make them crave terrible variant Spider-people. I don't personally count this as a conspiracy because of how blatant it is, but because a lot of Cinemaphile is in denial about it I decided it fits in this thread.
I can believe that, though I think it's backfiring on them hard
Makes sense to me. Peter Parker is probably the whitest character in the current cast of marvel superheroes and they really resent that they can't just slide him away in favor of Miles Morales without audience outrage.
Though even normies know what inclusive politics are very anti white. Just look at how they meme about the inevitable Hercules remake where everyone knows they'll probably want to change the main character to a black guy.
But there werent variant spider-people as a thing untill 2011, which would be 10 years in that.
Variant spider people are just the natural evolution of the resentment. They started slowly by hiring guys who grew up with Peter and had autistic headcanons/ships they thought were right for the character. These same guys also can't handle continuity changes. So we end up with stuff like Gwen becoming a thing that's talked about more in the 2000s what with nostalgia books like Spider-Man blue. Suddenly there's more younger fans who hop on the idea that Gwen was Peter's true love and him and MJ shouldn't be together. I'm not going into extensive detail, but basically stupid fan ideas gaining traction over the years and essentially everyone involved with Spidey's peak era out of the picture by the 2000s have caused a massive fladerization of the character within pop culture and his own book.
Tl;Dr spider variants are one of many symptoms of a diseased mindset plaguing the comic
>So we end up with stuff like Gwen becoming a thing that's talked about more in the 2000s what with nostalgia books like Spider-Man blue. Suddenly there's more younger fans who hop on the idea that Gwen was Peter's true love and him and MJ shouldn't be together.
I think that may have been true up to the end of the ASM movies. But once they started pushing Spider-Gwen/Miles, you started seeing less younger fans pushing the idea of Gwen being Peter's true love.
Why would that have to have happened right around the start?
Disney is going to use Marvel's rebooted Ultimate universe to act as an attempt at a "final nail in the coffin" for Peter's character, by having the Peter Parker character in that universe be associated with Pro-Trump Conservatism
But Sony owned and still owns the rights to Spider-Man movies.
Chris-Chan was unironically right about everything but the Large Hadron Collider played a part in it too.
Elaborate
NOW.
A near worse case scenario happened with the Collider some years ago. This altered reality as we know it. (Or rather what we comprehend as reality for what else could we do?) And, because the crux had to be SOMEBODY, this time it was Chris. He has just the right atomic composition to help him interact with the particle rich invisible catastrophe and interact with the (New) on a metacontectual level. I'm so sorry. Maybe next time it'll be someone else. Maybe you? Maybe Marlon Brando. But for us it was Chris.
I am the entity they call "Blucifer"
After writing and signing a "peace treaty" with that entity in a twitter post, they started following my twitter account.
Also on the day after my 21st birthday they created the "Bundychu" character
Why would you sign a peace treaty with yourself? Are you moronic?
I'm saying Chris was the one who made and signed the treaty, dummy
Justin Roiland was targeted and unpersoned because the network and his own studio invited in a bunch of women, and as we all know if you invite women into your group they will frick it up and ruin everything out of spite. The warning signs were there since season 3.
I don't think it was a conspiracy. It's just a group of women do naturally.
Exactly.
Why is it easier for you to believe Justine was set up than him just being an butthole that got caught in the act?
The Owl House has a lot of weird esoteric shit beyond the usual witch shit.
Does this count as a conspiracy theory? The show's kind of in-your-face about it. Crazy to think that twenty years ago Christians were up-in-arms about Harry Potter and now Disney is openly advocating Satanism.
It’s goes deeper, like Luz’s last name, also by any chance is Dana Italian?
>Crazy to think that twenty years ago Christians were up-in-arms about Harry Potter
That was just free advertising.
The current woke crowd is a hell of a lot more effective at getting things cancelled than the Evangelical crowd ever were.
So, for that matter, does Gravity Falls, in a way that goes way beyond merely having fun.
Dana and Hirsch were boyfriend and girlfriend, right? Has anybody bothered to check what they do with their, ahem, extracurricular activities? They might both be legitimate occultists.
They were married, but Dana left him to be a lesbian. Luz is based off of an old roommate and Amity is, well you can guess. But aside from that I don’t know.
Hello there, I am going to politely ask you not to personally be invested in the private lives of private people; after all, we don't ask about the things you do at ~5:34 PM on Thursdays.
Simply put, it honestly is none of your business if it does not involve you personally. If you are genuinely curious how accurate the supernaturalisms are, then that's a matter entirely different, however, you're going to have to reword your request.
Seemed gay, didn't read.
>private people
>make shows larping about secret societies, secret knowledge, esoteric Hollywood shit
>legitimate occultists
you mean manipulators?
sure there are dozens of occultists in the industry, that's why they push "networking" on new people which is a nice way of saying "cronyism". but to be fair is there an easier group of employees who could be manipulated than animators?
I am the chosen one
7 billion people of earth and no one will date me
7 billion people on earth and i will protect them
This is probably gonna sound ridiculous but I think the real reason why Disney axed a full S3 of Owl house was because they perfectly predicted what the third season would amount to. The executives saw the absolute train wrecks of a final season that were StarVSEvil and Steven Universe in where most of the episodes were filler and shipping junk all while keeping the actual plot hostage until the last few episodes. As a result the higher ups pulled the plug so that they wouldn't have to fund a mostly filler season and so the team making Owl House would actually have to focus on wrapping up the story. Although the finale was still a dumpster fire with Luz getting a Deviant art OC form and collector getting the talk no jutsu treatment like Andiras and The Diamonds. Honestly it just feels like a lot of these lore heavy cartoons have a somewhat samey ending style with the suddenly redeemed villains, 2OP4u anime form for the protagonists in the last episode, and mostly pointless filler final seasons.
lmao, you think a bunch of old execs care or know about "filler" in a kids cartoon show.
Come on man you knew they weren't going to kill a little kid in a kids show.
John Lassater was always the pervy piece of shit hence why disney originally fired his ass, just like Notch from Minecraft, took all the credit for the work that others did and his career was artificially blown up to kill the animation industry from people like Spielburg and Scorsese
Alan Moore casted a dark curse on comic book industry
Does anybody else unironically believe the "writers meeting characters" stories?
Because I do. I completely believe Moore when he says he met Constantine. I think everybody else who says they've met him is telling the truth, too. And I believe that one story Gaiman tells about the artist friend of his who saw Death of the Endless on a plane where someone died.
>Moore when he says he met Constantine
He said that? What did he mean?
Not much. He ran into him in a pub, he says. I don't think they talked and Moore might have bailed, IIRC.
to ancient people, the underworld was a place you could go, they had a connection to the world that caused them to see fey in the waves, gods in the sky and even view concepts as enteties. somehow artistic visions of the divine and mystic forces have been lining up with neurosciences understanding of the human brain, even in cultures that didn't believe the brain too importaint like egypt.
These people are simply recreating practices of ancient priestly classes. It's not even limited to pagans or satanists, Issac Newton, Galileo Galilei, Shakespeare, the US Founding Fathers where part of a christian mystic tradition that's been mostly forgotten. there are just certain sorts of people who arn't satisfied with the mainline normie appeasing religion and have to go into the esoteric, people who become influential.
In the 80s or now?
Knowing him, probably both times
David Zaslav is me from the future. You'll all see.
Industry people still post on Cinemaphile, but they're hyper contrarians, so they do the opposite of what Cinemaphile says.
Alex Hirsch fricks his sister and the reason he hates pinecest so much is that it hits way too close to home and the time isn't right for him to come out with such a controversial relationship
Time travel is real and is only available to the ultra rich
Iceman was only retcon gay because Disney wanted to sabotage the Fox X-Men cinematic competing with the MCU at the time. Because fox wanted to do a stand alone iceman movie. The Zootopia sequel was supposed to come around 2019 - 2020 but Disney BLM pandering ruined the plans.
>The Zootopia sequel was supposed to come around 2019 - 2020 but Disney BLM pandering ruined the plans.
Didn’t a fired Disney animator on twitter hinted this the case?
Nickelodeon forced Stephen Hillenburg to fake having ALS and his eventual death in order to relinquish any and all control over the SpongeBob IP
I wish you had died instead of him.
Walt did nothing wrong and a lot of the Disney Strikers really were communists that were selling technology secrets to the Soviets. Carl Banks claimed that he went to a meeting where they talked more about donating money to Communist Party USA than anything animation related
>Walt did nothing wrong
Duh.
soviets had more influences on anime than Disney.
I believe media are intentionally made bland so that we won't feel full and will continue to want to consume more.
The Loud House was a Chris Savino dogwhistle for fans to drawn underage incest porn so Chris could jerk off to it. Think about it, he drew a comic about a cat who wanted to frick his own mom.
>He's a harem cast of different kinds of waifus also they're underage and related to the MC, please don't porn of them fricking
Savino drew Eddie Puss?!
I'd also like to add:
Disney fired and cancelled and season 3 of the Owl House because Dana is an whining, uncooperative b***h who rebelled and caused problems, and couldn't control her. Not because Disney are homophobic, or because it's satanic, or because Disney suddenly realised the show was suddenly popular after they cancelled it. If you want to work with the mouse, you have to work with him, not against him. It's why Big City Greens is doing so good.
How did you not notice? He even signed it with his signature.
Momcat had my whole attention.
I'm sickened by how strong that pun is
Disney axed Motorcity and Tron Uprising because it would've radicalized kids, but with Star wars rebels they had more control over the show and easier to sway kids in their favor instead of the opposite
I thought they cancelled Uprising because something so high quality didn't fit their line-up, but your guess is as good as mine.
Disney sabotaged Treasure Planet, because it displayed what space is REALLY like. The ocean.
im stuck in toon world where its always opposite day except i dont exist in reality
I think Alex knew about Roiland hitting on teenagers and might've even engaged in that behavior himself-- but probably more in-person than via texts. I think Dana gradually discovered this behavior and it's why they silently broke up and barely acknowledged each other when they were constantly flaunting that they were dating on social media before. I also think it's why Alex went deathly silent on Twitter when Roiland got cancelled when he's been so vocal about other industry people getting caught for similar or worse reasons.
I think this is well-known? Actually, I think Alex texts similar to the Justin ones have been going around for years; the Justin ones were also going around for years. It's just that Alex is a little better (not good, just better) at talking the HR people and such to ignore them.
Alex Hirsch and Justin Roiland are equally insufferable, spoiled b***hes who need to get their shit kicked in. It's coming, you little homosexual. If I have to rip California apart to bash your face in I'll do it.
Anondive is Mr. Warburton lashing out over G:knd not getting greenlit
I can see it
qrd?
The art style is identical
Anondive doesn’t draw the art though. Soulcentinel does.
>Easily creates his own universe within the already existing knd universe
>Has no difficulty coming up with and using new characters, technology, acronyms, locations, and story lines that all fit the universe (indicating experience in handling that universe)
>Refuses to use the main characters from the show in the game (maybe out of spite for G:KND not getting picked up?)
>Has no problems managing and overseeing the production of the game itself while doing all the writing (indicating experience producing, writing and directing)
>Takes no money for the product despite its quality and the audience’s willingness to pay (because why would Warburton need the money?)
>I’ve never seen Anondive and Warburton in the same room.
It all adds up.
Namegays are actually based and the people who hate on them larp as them to try and scare them off.
Cartoon Network is intentionally tanking themselves
Why would they do that?
The Producers logic: you can make more money with a flop than with a hit
>You can make more money with a flop than a hit
How the frick does that work?
The less profits your studio reports the less they have to pay in taxes and royalties.
What the almighty frick?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_accounting
Intentional flops and studio tankings aren’t written here, but it’s the same idea.
>get paid upfront/gross percentage
>file as many tax deductions and writeoffs as possible
>everyone else gets paid in a net percentage
>cheap out on all expenses
>you have your money, pocket the difference from budget inflation, everyone who didn't get paid upfront gets screwed
Josh Weber was actually telling the truth on at least several of the things he revealed were happening, but his "anti-PC snowflake" attitude prevented him from being taken seriously.
The supposed scissor story was completely fabricated.