Yeah. It got a lot of hate but it is somewhat fun, I rewatched it a few months later. A bit cringe at first but most movies are so shit now that this mediocre movie shines.
There were initially a bunch of extras on the train but the White Death specifically says he bought all the tickets to the last stop so there's a reasonable expectation why it's empty (save for the main characters who were contracted to be there) in the end.
>steps off the train >lights a cigarette >takes one drag then tosses it >walk up to yakuza and tell them they're queers
kino character https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3h2rBFnwu0#t=55s
well of course he'll act differently but his screen presence here is what got the eye of most people (the only thing people i've talked to remember about this movie is Kick Ass). he was more noticeable than Brad Pitt.
It was enjoyable. I thought it was going to shit the bed with a 90s-style of course the evil girl lives because women aren't accountable for their actions ending but they didn't go in that direction. In fact, not doing that trope is what sticks out the most in my mind about it.
>white man who famously treated his adopted Asian son like shit starring in a film set in Japan that promotes white masculinity and subordination of Asian men
Yawn. Pass.
Pissant movie that wears its shallow committee filmmaking as a badge of honor. It’s like one of those shitty Gentlemen movies but somehow even more derivative and asinine.
Tried the john wick formula "hey, let’s get stunt guys and B team action directors to make a movie" but with a bigger name like brad pitt, surely that’ll make a lot of cash !
Fell flat on it’s face because it’s soulless shit trying to replicate lightning in a bottle.
Needed to be 90 minutes, cut out half the backstory slop and the pajeet cgi end sequence. I stayed to watch the credits and was not surprised by the names.
Pitt is shit, should be played straight with comedy elements like Smokin Aces. Sandra Bullock looks bogged to hell, do not want.
Reddit the movie
Shit for zoomer morons with 8 second attention spans
Fun movie
Terrible casting
pretty much this. only kickass actually fit his character
It was awesome
Pretty good. Enjoyable action flick.
Yeah. It got a lot of hate but it is somewhat fun, I rewatched it a few months later. A bit cringe at first but most movies are so shit now that this mediocre movie shines.
Fun flick. Joey King's character was kind of annoying though.
Aaron was fricking the shit out of her in between takes
doubtful, the hag he's married with has mindbroken him completely.
slop
Surprisingly kino, and surprisingly Aaron Taylor Johnson was the highlight of the movie.
too long
I recommend shoot 'em up instead
I liked it but it made very little sense that there were so few Japanese people on a Japanese train, international assassins or no.
There were initially a bunch of extras on the train but the White Death specifically says he bought all the tickets to the last stop so there's a reasonable expectation why it's empty (save for the main characters who were contracted to be there) in the end.
Michael Shannon is so ridiculous in this.
>Michael Shannon is so ridiculously good in this.
ftfy
Underrated kino
Diesel movie
Fun and forgettable. Avatar tier.
>steps off the train
>lights a cigarette
>takes one drag then tosses it
>walk up to yakuza and tell them they're queers
kino character https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3h2rBFnwu0#t=55s
this movie apparently won him the James Bond role
>james bond movie with tangerine
He's so crude I have a hard time seeing it
well of course he'll act differently but his screen presence here is what got the eye of most people (the only thing people i've talked to remember about this movie is Kick Ass). he was more noticeable than Brad Pitt.
Fun to see in the cinema. Not something I'll ever rewatch
pretty good mid00's action schlock
You stole her snake, b***h!
Pitt is a good actor. He just picks shit projects from time to time. This movie sucked.
The British adoptive brothers carried the movie. Everyone else was awful.
It was enjoyable. I thought it was going to shit the bed with a 90s-style of course the evil girl lives because women aren't accountable for their actions ending but they didn't go in that direction. In fact, not doing that trope is what sticks out the most in my mind about it.
It was horrible but Kick-Ass was fun.
It was an enjoyable watch
>white man who famously treated his adopted Asian son like shit starring in a film set in Japan that promotes white masculinity and subordination of Asian men
Yawn. Pass.
>promotes white masculinity and subordination of Asian men
How?
Hi Angelina
I enjoyed it, won't rewatch it
some of the latest reddit incarnation
It's an enjoyable action flick, but a bit too Reddit for my taste
I can remember nothing that happened. I just remember everything being very predictable.
Reddit
That is all.
Pissant movie that wears its shallow committee filmmaking as a badge of honor. It’s like one of those shitty Gentlemen movies but somehow even more derivative and asinine.
Tried the john wick formula "hey, let’s get stunt guys and B team action directors to make a movie" but with a bigger name like brad pitt, surely that’ll make a lot of cash !
Fell flat on it’s face because it’s soulless shit trying to replicate lightning in a bottle.
"Here's that teenage school girl assassin I was telling you about...."
OH DO YOU READ SPY NOVEL TOO
frick the surface reading homosexual who made this
"Yonda koto arimasu. *tee hee*"
She needs correction
>Is supposed to be an innocent looking schoolgirl
>Looks like a gaining cosplayer instead
>Has tattoos
Really bad casting imo
awful stuff
the kind of shit that the homosexual who spammed dungeons and dragons threads would like
Rick and Mortys Story Train was better!
Reminded me of Smokin’ Aces, only made by people who have no idea what looks cool, with characters designed by homosexuals and played by morons.
But you just described Smokin' Aces?
But this one is on a train
Under Siege 2
Needed to be 90 minutes, cut out half the backstory slop and the pajeet cgi end sequence. I stayed to watch the credits and was not surprised by the names.
Pitt is shit, should be played straight with comedy elements like Smokin Aces. Sandra Bullock looks bogged to hell, do not want.
Two hours of offensively-moronic idiocy.
Anyone else planning a Japan Trip?
The cost of living is so low relative to the US or Western Europe.
I liked it. The last sequence was cringe but it was ok.