What does he do when he's not killing people?
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He doesn't do anything. He listens and that's what no one did.
Joke is only funny when the line is said properly. I’ve told you this already zoomyy.
>NO ONE LISTENS TO ME
What are you gonna do, shoot up a school?
gottem
CLOWNING AROUND
Work a minimum wage job.
Horror movies are stupid and gay and for brown people
Get that low iq shit out of here
Same but horror is the most high iq genre for aryan kings
It's clearly the horseshoe effect at play. Only sub 70iq morons and high functioning 140iq gigabrains enjoy horror. Every other person trashes it as unwatchable slop and goes back to loving the godfather, taxi driver, and harry potter.
1 had the superior killer character, 2 was just far more bombastic visually and went out of it's way to overstay any welcome narratively. They both worked well for what they were.
Horror is marginally less moronic than super hero films. But yes, it is a genre for dregs.
me at my job
Reads the newspaper like any well functioning invidivual
literally me when i see dead Black folk on the evening news
WOW HE IS SO INSANE!!!! HES SO CRAZY!!! HES A LUNATIC!!!! OH MY GOD THE HORROR!!!!
I beg you, please take your meds before it is far too late.
you seem upset
I hate hate HATE horror movies SO MUCH
My anus gets gaped just THINKING about them
>My anus gets gaped just THINKING about them
give me some of that power
I need to shit quite urgently right now but I dont want to go to bed
>What does he do when he's not killing people?
Watches the toon play, drinks beer, smurks gays. shags your lass.
thingken of murder
Hangs out with his adopted daughter who only exists in his head
Will the new one be scarier than the first?
i really wonder what they were thinking with that astroturfing campaign for terrifier 2
who the frick talks like that in the capital city
I actually thought it was hilarious. For me personally it was SOVLful. Capital city slasher, main actress is 50 years old GILF, shidding and pissing, etc.
Gathering things.
He enjoys walks on the beach and playing with model trains
plays vidya on his clownputer
Post Cinemaphile threads so people will talk about him.
For me it was the dream sequence
Foods a little funny!
One of my favorite parts of T1 was that Art felt like a "real guy". The flick opens with him putting on the costume and gearing up in some shitty apartment, he has to drag his tools around in a garbage bag. He carries a gun not because he wants to use it, but as a last-resort tool. Without any dialogue, he might have felt like a Jason or Myers. Supernatural. But instead he feels like some miserable psychopath who's been squatting in a shithole apartment planning to go on a killing spree for months. And this is his big night out.
This doesn't survive into the sequel, or even the end of the movie, which is a shame. That veneer of "realism", of being a flesh-and-blood monster instead of some spirit, gave the character a lot of appeal.
That's the genius thing about the Terrifier films is they do a great job blurring the line between fact and fiction, reality or fantasy. Sometimes Art comes across as a supernatural entity other times he seems like just a twisted, fricking psycho.
>genius
Raping people?
Ummm, that's a big no-no, friend.
is that from the IT remake? looks like shit
Sharting out lame threads on Cinemaphile.
Kills time.
Acting
you just know
Definitive slasher villain ranking
1. Jason Voorhees
2. Art
3. Chucky
4. Pedo Krueger
5. Boring Myers
6. Soiface
Chucky is so boring
>little homosexual hides and trips people because thats all he can do to make it realistic
Friday the 13th gays are so annoying. Your series is shit and everyone has finally realized it.
F13 is eternal kino and the loss of the video game will be a tragedy for all mankind
Art being a supernatural demon makes him less compelling. Shame he was introduced that way in the All Hallows’ Eve movie. He was more scary when he seemed like he was just some really fricked up dude
Killing
Browses reddit.com
>gather/make new weapons
>watch teevee with his ghost e-girl
>stare at a wall like Michael Myers when not killing
works as the capital city tour bus announcer
Fornicating with Sienna's mom in her dreams.