What food do you guys normally bring with you to the theatre? Been marinating these soft boiled eggs in onions sauce and hotsauce for my kino trip this weekend. Got sick of the crab legs poking me through my jacket while I was sneaking them in. The eggs are much more stealthy and definitely won't poke me, although I sure hope I don't squash them on the way there.
Pasta
Do you bring your own utensils? Do you heat it up at home before you go and have it stay warm in the container? I must know. Sounds kino.
Honestly I'm gonna do this next time. Hot pasta out of a container. Amazing. I'll just go to an older flick that's about to leave so there won't be a lot of people asking for me to share my Alfredo.
The toddler level hand articulation as he's mopping the sauce up bothers me so much. I wish you people would stop posting this
he looks neotenous anyway so it adds up
This is just asking to have massive diarrhea later
You have a weak stomach.
pickled hog balls
I like smuggling in spirits and wines. Hard liquor, mostly. And if there's unattended kids making a lot of noise I can just sprinkle a bit of vodka on them. Acts like holy water does to demons.
I used to do Two shots in the parking lot and bring a 9% tall boy to crack halway through but alas I am sober now. Or atleast trying to be
Smoke D8/THC-A.|
Yep I'm Cali sober I'm smoking live rosin rn
I smuggle in feta under my foreskin.
Various dried meats and hard cheeses
This seems nice but tedious. I'd have to look down to assemble my snack. These I can just grab an egg. Makes much more sense.
You sure are a special little guy.
What do you do if someone wants some? That seems like it would be hard they'd have to come gwt their own and I wouldn't like that. I normally bring about 8-9 eggs 5-6 for myself and the rest for people around me since they usually ask for some. If someone wants one they just point and I hand them egg. Back to kino. Assorted meats and cheeses makes no sense. The egg is far superior.
Makes for some hellacious farts
one of these bad boys
Is Canada the only normal country in North America?
Canada's not in America stupid. Obviously you haven't had your daily allotment of eggs yet.
>He doesn't keep hard boiled eggs on him at all times for a quick easy protein snack
Ngmi honestly
What kind of life do you life where you don't have a stable environment and a steady routine? If you need to carry snacks you could probably benefit from a little fasting.
Ngmi
an exciting one
Is that a bag of bollocks?
Used to go to a kinoplex in a big city that was next to a Popeyes, I’d usually pick up some spicy fingers with fried and sauce for dipping. I’ve smuggled all kinds of food in over the years, burritos are a top choice. OP I am a little weary of your race based on your choices of eggs and seafood but I don’t judge. Peanut butter m&m’s, potato chips, chocolate covered pretzels, and a bottle full of cold green tea are also a staple for me. Bringing liquor is always fun unless you go overboard. Speaking of, my friends and I once got so drunk that we all pissed in the back row of the theater during the movie which is one of the more Black personish things I’ve done.
>ay this homie eating eggs!!
My man.
Love me some shoyu eggs but hate hate hate peeling them, is there a trick to make it easier?
Fresh eggs are harder to peel, you unironically want to boil older eggs. Add vinegar to the water. Roll it all over so there are no big pieces. Get under the membrane. Be careful. The softer the boil the more fragile the egg will be.
I also find pressure cooking my eggs makes them peal easier. Less work too. I follow the Satan’s Egg rule: 6 minutes Pressure, 6 Minutes, natural release, followed by a quick release of the remaining steam, and 6 minutes in an ice bath. Perfect eggs, every time.
>Be careful
Egg bros I'm sweating over here
I tried telling my local theatre that eggs would sell well but they didn't listen. I started telling them about all the different variety they could do (pickled, deviled, classic, salad, rtc) but Robert just kept talking over me saying "yeah should we sell eggs? Would you like it if we sold eggs? Haha." I don't even understand what was so funny Robert is normally so nice. I was so upset I could hardly even enjoy kung fu panda 4. I wanted to cry. I hate you robert. I hope Stacy breaks up with you.
I tried explaining the numerous health benefits and how most people aren't getting enough protein but he just kept asking if I needed change for a five for the arcade? Which I don't know how he knew I needed quarters for pinball but like he's not even addressing the things im saying. Next time I go, I'm going to wait in the other line even if his is wide open. I don't care if he even calls me over to his line. We're done now.
How does she get out? Does she have to sell all of the eggs?
>What food do you guys normally bring with you to the theatre?
perfect size to slip into a jacket pocket