We all know Kevin was the son of Megan and Buzz, which is why Megan feels so bad while Buzz has confidence in his seed. It’s also why Kevin is the black sheep of the family
>No booby traps >No befriending old man Marley >No ignoring the police >No mom rushing home
Probably would have gotten robbed. Wet bandits would have tied him up, maybe smacked him around. It’s the 90s so no therapy for him afterwards. He would have blamed himself and turned all of his rage into being a bigger bully. Kevin would obviously bear the brunt of it, further alienating him from the rest of the family. Buzz wouldn’t face any real repercussions though. He’d grow up and learn a trade, live an ordinary looking life but would beat his wife and kids. Kevin would turn to drugs. Hard to say if he’d make it or not. The sisters would both go to college and eventually get white collar jobs, but they’d harbor resentment for Buzz and their parents for letting him get away with everything. Overall, the cycle of abuse would continue. There wouldn’t be a New York trip because the family would be too dysfunctional.
All wrong, it'd be a bloodbath, a BUZZbath, the wet bandits would be sopping in their own blood, his booby traps would mutilate their faces into screaming pulped bone and gristle
Endless kinky sex with his slampig.
Woof
Her butt is probably real loud.
>her
That was a boy in a wig, the director thought it was too mean to have kevin make fun of an actual girl
woah...the 90s kind sucked...
He definitely would have gotten molested
OLDER BROTHER BUZZ NOT SO TOUGH SINCE BEING MOLESTED
His nickname is buzz because he was sodomized with a vibrator
He would have been adopted by Big Marv.
he would've ordered 11 more pizzas and instead of Home Alone it would've been called Ate 11 Pizzas Alone
>Ate 11 Pizzas Alone
Or: How My November Has Gone So Far
I've got fat news for you, Fat Neil
just a full movie of him tugging it to that Playboy rag
mr. homeless?
What if it was the kid who wet his bed constantly instead of Kevin or Buzz?
They would really be the wet bandits
Imagine a lot more piss focused booby traps for the Wet Bandits to fall into.
>Sprinkler system water replaced with his piss
>buzz alone
>kills marv with a shotgun
>gets arrested for not retreating
>turns into a court drama
>guns are le bad
>tearful remorsefulness for defending himself
Is there a more based character than Buzz?
>I'm going to feed you to my tarantula
Is the fan theory Buzz is Kevin’s real dad valid
We all know Kevin was the son of Megan and Buzz, which is why Megan feels so bad while Buzz has confidence in his seed. It’s also why Kevin is the black sheep of the family
>I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
Buzz is the most kino character of HA, along with Fuller
>No booby traps
>No befriending old man Marley
>No ignoring the police
>No mom rushing home
Probably would have gotten robbed. Wet bandits would have tied him up, maybe smacked him around. It’s the 90s so no therapy for him afterwards. He would have blamed himself and turned all of his rage into being a bigger bully. Kevin would obviously bear the brunt of it, further alienating him from the rest of the family. Buzz wouldn’t face any real repercussions though. He’d grow up and learn a trade, live an ordinary looking life but would beat his wife and kids. Kevin would turn to drugs. Hard to say if he’d make it or not. The sisters would both go to college and eventually get white collar jobs, but they’d harbor resentment for Buzz and their parents for letting him get away with everything. Overall, the cycle of abuse would continue. There wouldn’t be a New York trip because the family would be too dysfunctional.
Uncle Frank would force them to do it
Force who to do what?
Thats not a what if. They actually made that movie and casted Tom Cruise as Buzz.
They would have murdered him.
>be around the same age as Kevin when the movies came out
>now almost as old as his father was
All wrong, it'd be a bloodbath, a BUZZbath, the wet bandits would be sopping in their own blood, his booby traps would mutilate their faces into screaming pulped bone and gristle