What is it that makes Austin Powers so kino?

What is it that makes Austin Powers so kino?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it has a certain what the french call i dont know what

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A je ne se quoi

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        anyone got the one of him laughing with that other dude at a UFC fight?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sincerity in parody

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, the writers clearly frick with James Bond and the 60s spy thriller genre in general. lots of little moments sprinkled throughout that indicate a love of the source material.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Talk like a human

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, the writers clearly frick with james bond and the 60s spy thriller genre in general. lots of little moments sprinkled throughout that indicate a love of the source material.

      You cannot properly make fun of things you hate. That’s why modern comedy isn’t good. It do won’t come from a place of love it comes from a place of hate

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not always true.
        Example:

        [...]

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          People still love Star Wars

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. Best parodies come from a sort of affection or connection.
      If this was made by someone like.. Pete Davidson or something, it'd just be hammering all the, "UMM THIS IS ACTUALLY PROBLEMATIC, SWEETIE" points and probably try to force [current year] points.

      Austin Powers not getting another sequel is probably the best thing that could ever happen

      im glad that this franchise is forever not tainted. A new movie would completely destroy this franchise

      This as well. 3 isn't as good as the others, but Austin Powers is very representative of the late 90s early 00s. It won't really work in 2023. Too many hands will interfere.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://clip.cafe/austin-powers-international-man-of-mystery-1997/whose-bag-money-world-domination/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone finally understands it. It's why Black Dynamite kicked ass too

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because the old bond movies it gets everything from are kino

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sovl

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allow myself to introduce, myself

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >10,000 dollar minimum bet
        >they are in the middle of a low class public casino
        top kek

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't insist upon itself.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The second and third movies do

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I fricking love James Fricking Bond bros

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he's a MAN, baby!

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER:
    austin powers was infected with the woke mind virus even before it was mainstream. apparently even free loving hippies believed if a drunk man has sex with a drunk woman then the drunk man is raping the drunk woman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a grip poltard

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classy people have felt this way since the beginning of alcohol.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A drunk bong girl tried to frick me in college in 2015 and I just walked her home and told her to go to bed and we ended up meeting again a few weeks later randomly and she respected me for walking her home and not fricking her and we started dating then.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Virgin

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I was at the time but I fricked her eventually after we had been dating a few months.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movies are actually funny.

      It's not "woke", it's mean to laugh at the bond movies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chivalry is woke

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch the opening scene when he is unfrozen. he says
      >Hello
      to a white woman
      >Hello
      to another white woman
      >Heeelllllooooooooooo
      to a black woman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Austin Powers wasn't drunk in that scene iirc

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a moronic take

      There’s nothing based about fricking drunk chicks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The audience is supposed to like the main character in typical movies. That doesn't happen if he rapes a woman. Exception: Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter, but Mike Myers is no Clint Eastwood.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, apologist.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair she had that rape comin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know, the mind virus is affecting you too if it makes you think that fricking drunk chicks will own the libs

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had the mojo

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres Part 4 with Scott as the new Dr Evil?
    Quickly before Michael Caine dies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn’t know….

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I often wonder how insufferable Mike Myers must be to have not made a another movie in so many years. One bomb doesn't explain it. People fall up in Hollywood.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more that he cant do anything without fear of reprisal. He doesn't want to get canceled & Austin Powers was 90% offensive racial/cultural stereotypes, men in drag, & toilet humor. He's just lying low

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was so goofy that Myers had to step away. But in a funny kino way.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hilarious scene

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whenever coworkers try to get to know me my answer is always "the details of my life are quite inconsequential"
        Helps weed out the non-hackers

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Myers is basically British and understands British comedy - aka the best comedy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait he's not British???

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's Canadian

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          then where's his turban

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Canadian born to English parents.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Canadian born to English parents.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was raised on corny British 60s and 70s movies and clearly has great fondness for them. the best parody comes from affection.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Scottish

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's Canadian

        Scottish Canadian

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    unfiltered parody of woman chad cool dangerous good guy kino , thats why.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    peak Heather Graham

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You were twelve when it came out so you have a great deal of nostalgia for it.
    See also: Shrek

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most Canadians have connections to bong land are pretty British in mindset

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Things were funnier before everyone got a stick up their ass about troons, gays and blacks. Have you seen his newer stuff, that one illuminati show where he villainizes white men? I dread an Austin Powers 4

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No? What?
      They're making a 4? WHY ( I already know why)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk if they are officially but there have been talks about it and it will destroy the sanctity of the trilogy if it gets made. Imagine the Trump jokes they’d stuff in.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Austin gets a bad haircut and ridiculous orange spray tan
          >"We're making love great again, baby!"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          2 and 3 destroyed the sanctity of 1

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Freezes himself again to go to 2020
          >Dr. Evil runs for president with a fake tan & a blonde toupee.
          >Austin goes cross eyed trying to be himself while in the modern world. He used to be left. Now the left has left him. >Beats up a troony & gets canceled.
          >Goes around coughing during the pandemic.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Austin Powers was closer to the time it was parodying than we are now to the 1st Austin powers movie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you SHUT your MOUTH

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's Mike Myers been doing anyway, why did he go quiet after these movies, he did some shit love guru that was garbage, did the israelites shaft him?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much, he got blacklisted from hollywood for being a dickhead

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dickhead
        He's a "dickhead" in the same way Edward Norton is: a obsessive perfectionist who single-mindedly aims to fulfil his own artistic vision.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a obsessive perfectionist who single-mindedly aims to fulfil his own artistic vision.
          I've never heard of this, except that he made them re-record all his Shrek dialogue in a Scottish accent

          Which was a good move, I think

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I should be more precise: the artistic vision he has for his own projects. AFAIK he's quite pleasant when working for others on their projects.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he wasn't. He hardly worked in anything other than his own projects, and he made so much off of Shrek and Austin Powers that he didn't have to do shit afterwards. For some reason he made Love Guru which looked like total shit, though I can't really say for sure because I never watched it. Oh and some netflix show that no one watched.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish he would do more supporting role cameos like in Inglorious Basterds

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I clapped when he said Operation Kino

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Austin Powers not getting another sequel is probably the best thing that could ever happen

    im glad that this franchise is forever not tainted. A new movie would completely destroy this franchise

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > What is it that makes Austin Powers so kino?
    Mojo, baby, yeah!

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LETS SHAG

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh babeh.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think hurly might actually be the devil

        There is no way this youth is natural

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's a fembot

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her beauty is bedazzling

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think hurly might actually be the devil

        There is no way this youth is natural

        It looks like CGI.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't think too hard about it, try to enjoy yourself.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goldmember is more than 20 years old

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember hearing on the latter 2 Austin Powers movies that he was a real pain in the ass to work with, but the guy was playing 3 or 4 different characters that all required heavy makeup.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually funny and not mean-spirited.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wakes up in 2023
    >dr evil is the president after stealing the election, "rather easily, it was already set up"
    >austin who was a hippy liberal now has to contend with modern fascistic "liberals"
    >president evil wields woke as a weapon, because it is, and uses it to thwart austin whenever he gets close to stopping his plans
    >every time he punches a black henceman theres riots
    >every time he uncovers a troony spy the world news blasts him
    >whenever he stops a plot in a 3rd worl country hes labeled a white nationalist nazi supremacist fascist
    >he cant seduce anyone because theyre all trannies or bulldykes
    >hes quickly fired from the agency and has to hash it out on his own, getting randomly punched by people he saves as they call him a nazi
    >has enough of this shit and goes back in time to stop himself from getting frozen so they can stop dr evil from running for president
    i think i would still hate it

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