What is Japanese television like?

What is Japanese television like?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ching chong ping pong wala bingbong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's China

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No the japanese confuse Ls as Rs the chinese say "shi sho shurrr he ma ming doo wao"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I asked the witch doctor and he told me what to do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you are the wind beneath my wings

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    degenerate comedy shows
    funny commercials

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the Japanese drama/movie general on /jp/. Other TV shows are discussed there as well.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nonstop """comedy""" talk shows all day. Total garbage.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's not that different from the doujins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh come on, most JAVs are better than this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its a literal show for children.
        That's this year's sentai show.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why would they make hentai shows for children??

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its not a hentai show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Code?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a jav dingus.
        That's Avatar Sentai DonBrothers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down you autist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        KWAB-092

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        PPP-023

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What show? I like yandere

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just google japan iptv or some shit and watch yourself instead of asking stupid ass questions you fooking wannabe weeb

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Pure Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese Sam Hyde?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this guy is fricking sam hyde

        >chuuzu your words karefuli bigu guy, ris is my waifu you are tarking about

        Famed Japanese actor Haidou Samanosuke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this guy is fricking sam hyde

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chuuzu your words karefuli bigu guy, ris is my waifu you are tarking about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *GOOOOOOOOOONG*
        YOOOOOOOOOOO, you tulipedu mai waifu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Famed Japanese actor Haidou Samanosuke

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's because asian cultures see the background more than the foreground, while westerners are the opposite.
      Different cultures see the world literally differently.
      You learn all this if you ever do marketing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's nuts, is it a consequence of being fishermen or what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see anything wrong with it. Actually I find it to be more efficient as you can simply glance at the text to figure out the meaning rather than backing up the tape in case you missed most of the program.

          >t. gullible idiots

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see anything wrong with it. Actually I find it to be more efficient as you can simply glance at the text to figure out the meaning rather than backing up the tape in case you missed most of the program.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a bit like how Africans are moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate that you can't hear the actual report and they have to put subtitles because you need to hear the people on the stage reacting like EEEEEEEE SUGOOOOOOOOOII MASAKA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you talking about?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >IT 8 27 U NO HAV WATCH GET ON TRAIN NOW ANT PERSON

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      morning talk shows no different from anywhere else
      police/detective drama
      cooking shows
      children variety shows

      standard asian noontime variety show like

      normie romcom (usually involving older ladies because housewives watch them)
      more police/detective drama
      more normie romcom

      early evening news
      evening talk shows

      late at night the major channels all start airing anime throughout the midnight, anime is slotted here because only loser neets watch anime

      they have a bajillion channels that follow the same format and are localised to different prefectures

      they also have a bajillion specialized channels for farming, homesteading, fishing, modelling, home renovation, woodworking, all kinds of sports, martial arts, Cinemaphile, a channel dedicated to hardcore rightwing ultranationalists where they wank off jap military hardware, over 9000 israeliteelry channels for both men and women, cattle raising, weather (just like that one weather girl that got meme'd because she's cute), coomsooming, videogames, onsens, movie reviews and even dedicated porn channels

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is what I saw when I was there
        You go in thinking it's weebland and leave realizing people there hate otaku far more than Westerners hate weebs
        Japanese Cinemaphile content is max comfy, though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this frickin' nails it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      From my time in Tokyo, this couldn't be more accurate.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watch いってq every week. Variety show where they visit all kinds of different places and do challenges. It's good fun

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boring. i was confused, i don't understand japanese, i turned my airbnb tv on, i watched some mecha anime and a peaceful news piece about some plants or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that sounds nice. I watch the local Philly news and it's like I'm watching a real life Judge Dredd movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        many PBS stations air nhk as a substation

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We've already had this exact thread with this exact question posted by this exact same OP dozens of times in the past year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're slipping through realities (again). Close your eyes and concentrate on the one you want to be in

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's garbage. Variety shows/game shows that are all about the same stupid shit. That may sound fun, but it's really not.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do we think about Minami?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BWC

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is so fricking trash I can’t even begin to describe it. Non-stop “variety shows” about no name who gives a frick “talent” and all they do is eat food and say it tastes good. Imagine if 80% of American TV was about watching a d-list actor like carrot top eating sandwiches saying they taste good. The other 20% is dogshit dramas with the absolute worst acting you will ever see in your life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >carrot top eating sandwiches saying they taste good
      I would watch that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not thinking Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives is kino

      literally some of the best american shows are just food/travel shows

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese "humor"
    >character 1: I'm going to do [thing]
    >character 2: EYYYYYYY??? YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO DO [THING]???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Manzai is so fricking dumb
      “Comedy” made for literal sub 80 IQ morons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >manzai is the only kind of comedy in Japan

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s what that poster was describing you contrarian fricking moron. There are other types of comedy in Japan of course but Manzai is by far the most popular.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            relax buddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      American "humor":
      >So you know today I have my menstruation, so I thought: "I fricking hate Donald Trump!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        America has Japan beat when it comes to Humor tho. And I'm a Gaki No Tsukai, Documental fan.
        Documental really exposed me to how one note and gag based a lot of Japanese humor is.
        Literally having a silly pose or dance counts as top-tier humor over there.
        America has comedic geniuses.

        >put corn on fricking pizza bro.
        still better than pineapple

        Corn on pizza doesn't sound too bad, depending on what else is on the pizza. I'd take that over fricking bananas on pizza any day.

        >The Japanese put corn on fricking pizza bro
        So? I put BBQ chicken on pizza. And sometimes pineapple.
        People all over the world put weird shit on their pizza.

        the bitter truth is a homogenous society is not going to do multicultural food as well as a multi-cultural country. But then again you dont go to japan for multi-culturalism.

        There's a reason places without mexican people cant do mexican food justice. If you want a better variety of food, America wins.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >America has Japan beat when it comes to Humor tho
          This is b8.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            has Japan beat when it comes to Humor tho
            >This is b8.
            This is your brain on tranime.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off. American humor hasn't been good in literal decades.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >America has comedic geniuses.
          I don't like Japanese humor, but who are the comedic geniuses in the US?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            CK
            Oneal
            Burr
            Chappelle
            etc

            i see a lot of variety here

            i see a bunch of plastic prostitutes, who are apart of a soulless korean music industry.
            Literally looking pretty and dancing well is all it's about.

            I see literally no variety.
            [...]
            >We have comedic geniuses here.
            >Louis CK
            Stopped reading there. b8.

            .K.
            Watch this and try not to laugh.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Watch this and try not to laugh
              Literally did not laugh. Not funny at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you havent even watched more than 2 minutes of the set you homosexual. it's 10 minutes.
                what do you find funny? because japanese comedians arent as funny as that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              this one rules

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I admit that I laughed my ass off at some of those jokes. Too bad he ended with muh Hitler bad seemingly out of nowhere

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Documental really exposed me to how one note and gag based a lot of Japanese humor is.
          Documental is literal dogshit and hardly representative of Japanese humor in general. You have to watch the actual comedy events like king of conte and M1 grand prix.

          America has absolute dogshit "comedy". It's always been bad, but the modern stuff is beyond unwatchable.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            where do you even find those subbed?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >subbed
              Comedy can't be translated to begin with. If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.

              At best, all you can get is real surface level shit like "haha the guy fell over that's funny because he's hurt".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i've watched subtitled anime and its still funny.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Documental really exposed me to how one note and gag based a lot of Japanese humor is.
                Documental is literal dogshit and hardly representative of Japanese humor in general. You have to watch the actual comedy events like king of conte and M1 grand prix.

                America has absolute dogshit "comedy". It's always been bad, but the modern stuff is beyond unwatchable.

                https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mju6l
                you're telling me i have to watch an entire event of this shit?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i dont think ill ever find manzai truly funny. its an artform i'll give it that. but it relies way too much on a formula

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    overreacting

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Completely shit.

    They make some good movies occasionally. Wonder why that quality never makes it to their dramas.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because you don't actually watch them and thus you don't know they exist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah my favorite Japanese drama is the one with the really cute lead actress that has the acting ability of a 5 year old with Down syndrome. It’s really really kino because I am a stupid fricking coomer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Or you know, you could actually watch the good dramas.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry turned it off 15 seconds in because that guys acting was complete dogshit. People don’t talk like anime in real life (plus that costume design is awful)

            I thought you were going to at least have a semblance of taste and recommend me “Jin” but I see you’re just another fricking moronic weeaboo fell for the
            >thing
            😐
            >thing, Japan
            :0

            Meme

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry you don't know what real acting is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry you don’t speak Japanese and think that the YouTube video you linked me is an example of good acting.
                Watch Jin if you want one of the (very few) examples of good Japanese drama

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need to speak the language to recognize good acting.
                Emotion transcends language.
                Also I know you are just shitposting, because the Taiga dramas all have amazing acting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Jin
                >One day, he is knocked unconscious by a panicking patient at the hospital and awakens to find himself transported back in time to the Edo period
                Sounds fricking stupid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I’ll concede that the premise of how he got in the situation is moronic but the rest of the show is about an average skilled modern doctor treating Edo era patients utilizing modern medical techniques and it’s actually kind of kino (plus the actor isn’t a hamfisted over reacting moron which is a massive rarity in Japan)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You literally don't know what you are talking about.
                Which is a given since you don't know what the Taiga dramas are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine larping as someone who "understands" Japanese when you don't even comprehend the basics of kabuki. I bet you didn't even like Hanzawa Naoki.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kabuki is trash. I’ve seen it live in Kyoto on 3 different occasions and still think it’s trash. Kys weeb.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry turned it off 15 seconds in because that guys acting was complete dogshit. People don’t talk like anime in real life (plus that costume design is awful)

            I thought you were going to at least have a semblance of taste and recommend me “Jin” but I see you’re just another fricking moronic weeaboo fell for the
            >thing
            😐
            >thing, Japan
            :0

            Meme

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >kdrama, Japan
              That doesn't even make any sense.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you are a moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he is right tho

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.tokyohive.com/article/2022/04/takeuchi-ryoma-cast-in-tv-asahi-drama-roppongi-class-a-remake-of-itaewon-class
                Japan lost

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes cause its not like South Korea is constantly remaking Japanese dramas/sitcoms.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Signal was fricking amazing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody does this.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >directed by Zack Snyder

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          my boy Daieisho!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino haircuts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the delinquent kuwabara type hair style

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's like a different world where our world doesn't exist

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    80% advertisement
    20% show for old people

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Takeshi's Castle. Japanese Endurance self flagellation and Sumo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad people here will equate that with its western hackjob, MXC.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          RIGHT YOU ARE, KEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tv show for gigabased

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably just about as good as their landscapes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yea because japanese landscapes are totally ugly right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        japan is beautiful frick off.

        LMAO did I hit a nerve? Was I too "mean" to your favorite country?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no you just exposed yourself as a moron. Japan has aesthetic rural, traditonal, cityscapes, and suburbs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Every fricking country in the world has this shit, put the katana down davido-san

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >every country has that
              Maybe in Europe, but the aesthetics are entirely different.
              Loads of places in America look like dogshit.

              I can cherrypick too, bro.

              Japan is so pretty i can literally just take random screenshots from movies and they'll look aesthetic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i can literally just take random screenshots from movies and they'll look aesthetic
                Wow, you're a fricking moron and a weeb. What are the odds of that?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i can do the same with google earth tbh. the streets are just clean, uniform and have an overall harmonized aesthetic to them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Again, you're a fricking weeb moron. For every "aesthetic" (nice choice of wording, by the way, you pretentious fricking homosexual) shot you select, the rest of us can produce a dozen real actual photos of real actual Japan showing dilapidation, urban sprawl, and ugliness galore.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the rest of us can produce a dozen real actual photos of real actual Japan showing dilapidation, urban sprawl, and ugliness galore
                So why don't you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You want another 1000 shots like

                Probably just about as good as their landscapes.

                ? If you know anything about Japan, you know this is pretty typical on the outskirts of the larger cities. Or perhaps you'd like to discuss the Japanese apparent hatred of wild nature, for example their destruction of the far majority of their streams, rivers, and coastlines?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you don't have pictures to post.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's just a low res shot, poorly framed shot. I dont think it looks horrible.

                Bad enough?

                >JAPAN BAD BECAUSE POPULAR!!!
                LMAO. Stay mad anti-weebs. Japan is comfy af.

                Yep, cramped little one-room apartments in crappy old buildings with zero insulation are indeed comfy af.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is bad about that picture?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                small places can be comfy af. i was my happiest in a studio apartment, i could completely call my own. the only good point you have is about the insulation.
                But my photo already solves that. Notice the Kotatsu (headed floor table). It might be one of the comfiest things ever imagined tbh. Japan is king of comfy and comfy ideas and aesthetics.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is that Sasuke he's watching?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i dont know enough about japanese tv to tell you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You should know what Sasuke is. It became really popular in America as Ninja Warrior.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it actually just looks exotic and interesting tbh. i dont hate it at all. Pure SOUL

                Fricking moronic weebs. Your heads are so far up your asses there's no point discussing anything with you. Except maybe trannies - undoubtedly you're anime fans, so have you transitioned yet? KAWAIIIIIII

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >All anime and manga is kawaii moe troony shit.
                I'm currently reading Slam Dunk. It isn't like any of the shit you're talking about.

                >work 18 hours a day slaving away to appear productive because muh work culture
                >so anal with things that a 1 minute delay demands apology because of Nip autism
                >food is decent, but lacks any real cultural or culinary variety, no good cheese, bread etc
                >extremely isolated people, no real interaction which leads to notoriously high suicide and depression
                >live in tiny shack for high rent. actually live there for maybe 40 hours a week because of being at work all the time
                yea, Japan sounds great anon. weeb homosexuals need to stop fetishizing Japan. so many better places and the culture is sheer autism

                >live in tiny shack for high rent.
                Japan is cheaper than living in southern California nowadays tbh. You'd be surprised.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not that guy but who the frick would WANT to live in southern california?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's where i am cursed to live. more and more crime. More Black folk coming into the area, more bullshit.
                i dont know why anyone would hate Japan which is basically a Homogeneous advanced society.
                they only hate it because they assume all japan is, is about anime.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't you leave California?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they only hate it because they assume all japan is, is about anime.
                this, they project they hate of anime onto Japan
                or just jelly their shit country is shit compared to Japan

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                almost all countries are shit compared to japan. Europe has destroyed it's culture almost completely because they allowed themselves to be flooded with muslims.

                as a burger, the irony is not lost on me. but japan's work culture is even more slave-driven and dystopic than the US. also, the food may not always be the freshest here, but we 100% have more variety and options to choose from.
                [...]
                [...]
                >cherrypicking one of the most notorious high-rent cities
                Japan is still worse as a whole and you have less room than what you would find in the states.
                I also dont hate japan. i would love to visit, but living there would be hell. they barely tolerate whites and westerners and you will never be welcomed entirely, even if you marry a japanese woman, learn the language and have lived there for decades.

                the only reason i dont think i'd like living in japan is the work culture and the xenophobic nature of japan. But other than that, it pretty much mogs all other countries in terms of coolness.
                there's just so much cool shit from japan its shocking.
                Take Japanese vending machines for example. I'm not sure if you've ever had a japanese drink before, but the variety and the quality is so high.
                Japan is full of vending machines with delicious shit.
                America just has coke vending machines, and you can't even have nice things because Black folk just break into them.

                Japan is a culture of conformity, convenience, and creativity.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Japan is full of vending machines with delicious shit.
                >America just has coke vending machines
                The vast majority of vending machines in Japan are owned/operated by Coca-Cola. LOL, weeb idiot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't change the fact the machines have more variety dipshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >YWN Participate in the festival where you sit in an igloo drinking hot Sake, and eating Nabe.
                Japan is too comfy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it actually just looks exotic and interesting tbh. i dont hate it at all. Pure SOUL

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's pure soul
                nice self own lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's just a low res shot, poorly framed shot. I dont think it looks horrible.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've been to Japan. The ugliness is real. What you are seeing are filtered, shopped and cropped photos.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I lived in Japan for years. Fukuoka and Tokyo. vacations all over.
                You are full of shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You are full of shit
                Is he? Are you blind?
                >An estimated 50-60% of Japan’s waterways – lakes, rivers and seafronts – have now been concreted in some form. In fact only 3 of Japan’s 142 larger rivers still have their natural banks.

                doesn't change the fact the machines have more variety dipshit.

                >Large multinational in Japan good because muh Japan
                >Same large multinational not in Japan bad because muh Japan
                Weebs gonna weeb

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Large multinational in Japan good because muh Japan
                coke actually supplies there machines with good shit in japan, and variety.
                literally if coke did this in america i wouldnt complain.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Japanese people have noticeably more double eyelids, roman noses and natural brown hair than the rest of East Asia, only people who've never been there think they look 100% like Mongolians.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which is funny because if you ever visit Mongolia you'll realize that mongolians don't look like Asians at all but are instead very tall, big breasted mixture of Russian+Chinese genetics. They look like ultrachad chinese people. The women have Asian faces but with white noses and eyes, asian hair but european body types.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can pretty much take a still from any part of the video and it will be kino.
                you're just a hater because you dislike japan because it's popular. anime/manga is good, japan has some amazing films, the food is good, cool history, and the culture is unique as frick.
                there's a reason everyone thinks Japan is awesome, because it is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >work 18 hours a day slaving away to appear productive because muh work culture
                >so anal with things that a 1 minute delay demands apology because of Nip autism
                >food is decent, but lacks any real cultural or culinary variety, no good cheese, bread etc
                >extremely isolated people, no real interaction which leads to notoriously high suicide and depression
                >live in tiny shack for high rent. actually live there for maybe 40 hours a week because of being at work all the time
                yea, Japan sounds great anon. weeb homosexuals need to stop fetishizing Japan. so many better places and the culture is sheer autism

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like you basically described America.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                as a burger, the irony is not lost on me. but japan's work culture is even more slave-driven and dystopic than the US. also, the food may not always be the freshest here, but we 100% have more variety and options to choose from.

                >All anime and manga is kawaii moe troony shit.
                I'm currently reading Slam Dunk. It isn't like any of the shit you're talking about.
                [...]
                >live in tiny shack for high rent.
                Japan is cheaper than living in southern California nowadays tbh. You'd be surprised.

                it's where i am cursed to live. more and more crime. More Black folk coming into the area, more bullshit.
                i dont know why anyone would hate Japan which is basically a Homogeneous advanced society.
                they only hate it because they assume all japan is, is about anime.

                >cherrypicking one of the most notorious high-rent cities
                Japan is still worse as a whole and you have less room than what you would find in the states.
                I also dont hate japan. i would love to visit, but living there would be hell. they barely tolerate whites and westerners and you will never be welcomed entirely, even if you marry a japanese woman, learn the language and have lived there for decades.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but we 100% have more variety and options to choose from
                No we have exactly the same.
                Do you think you can only get Japanese food in Japan?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                NYC has one of the most diverse culinary food scenes in the entire world. same with LA and San Fran. I would never order pasta or pizza if i was in Japan. not saying they dont have it, but it's low quality.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Except why would you ever live in NYC, LA, or San Fran?
                >not saying they dont have it, but it's low quality
                How do you know? You've never been there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Japanese put corn on fricking pizza bro. I love japan and im a weeb tho. If i was in Japan i'd probably stick mostly to Japanese food. i'd never expect a society so homogeneous to nail food as well as a multicultural country.
                it's one of the downsides to Japan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The Japanese put corn on fricking pizza bro
                So? I put BBQ chicken on pizza. And sometimes pineapple.
                People all over the world put weird shit on their pizza.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Corn on pizza doesn't sound too bad, depending on what else is on the pizza. I'd take that over fricking bananas on pizza any day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >put corn on fricking pizza bro.
                still better than pineapple

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                pineapple on pizza works well when combined with jalapenos

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because ive read articles and watched multiple videos on Japanese culture and what it's like to live there. eat there, etc. but enlighten mr. expert. tell me of ur travels.

                almost all countries are shit compared to japan. Europe has destroyed it's culture almost completely because they allowed themselves to be flooded with muslims.
                [...]
                the only reason i dont think i'd like living in japan is the work culture and the xenophobic nature of japan. But other than that, it pretty much mogs all other countries in terms of coolness.
                there's just so much cool shit from japan its shocking.
                Take Japanese vending machines for example. I'm not sure if you've ever had a japanese drink before, but the variety and the quality is so high.
                Japan is full of vending machines with delicious shit.
                America just has coke vending machines, and you can't even have nice things because Black folk just break into them.

                Japan is a culture of conformity, convenience, and creativity.

                it's very cool and I respect Japanese culture, but it by no means mogs every country.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >because ive read articles and watched multiple videos on Japanese culture and what it's like to live there. eat there, etc
                >I've watched youtube videos about Japan. I totally know what its like there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                whats it like in your experience anon. have (you) ever been to japan??? im still waiting to hear about ur experiences? seriously, enlighten me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one claiming to know what its like to live in Japan based on youtube vids.

                you havent even watched more than 2 minutes of the set you homosexual. it's 10 minutes.
                what do you find funny? because japanese comedians arent as funny as that.

                I literally turned it off when he walked up and said "I fricked all your mothers".
                Cringe as frick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                watch it and stop being a homosexual. you didnt even give such a short video a chance.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you shilling such a shitty comic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he mogs literally any japanese comic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I literally don't give a frick. He's still shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you didnt even watch a minute and you hate on it. You're literally being willfully a homosexual right now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I continue to watch a 10 minute video when he can't even get me to laugh after 1 minute?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                do you not know how standup comedy works?
                they have to set up jokes you moronic zoomer. half of it is waiting for a punchline.
                Almost no stand up comedian can get an immediate laugh in less than a minute.
                this is what you get for watching funny tiktoks it's rotted your brain.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I do know how standup comedy works. And most comedians make the audience laugh at the beginning. CK does not.
                There are a lot better comedians out there and you picked the shittiest one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he made the audience laugh tho. you're just being a picky homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                japanese comedy isnt as funny

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We're not talking about Japanese comedy you moron.

                he made the audience laugh tho. you're just being a picky homosexual.

                Yes the people that came to see him. But surprise there.
                Again, why are you shilling for that unfunny piece of shit.
                Here have actual funny comedian.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                EWWWWW Carlin.
                literally one of the most pretentious preachy fricking overrated comedians.
                you just have shit taste. thats all it is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Says the guy that likes Louis CK.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Louis CK is a comedian, Carlin is more of a philosopher.
                he's there to get claps and not laughs.
                I'd rather someone be funny, than try to be intellectual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Carlin is more of a philosopher
                Says someone that never actually watched Carlin stand up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i tried a while ago, but it came off to me as clever observations rather than something hilarious.
                i even thought about including him in the list of genius comedians.
                But i put pryor instead because pryors better.

                ? He isnt funny mate

                his set is way better than carlins. actually watch homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ive seen it, it isnt funny

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you probably find seinfeld (the comedian not the show) funny too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, sorry

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kino, I miss Carlin

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it isnt as good as the ck set i posted.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ? He isnt funny mate

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ive read plenty of travel articles and had conversations with friends that have been there, but ok. Just because you are a zoomer homosexual and consume nothing but youtube doesnt mean that the rest of the world obtains their information from just there. Also having friends helps too, which im sure you have none of you pathetic weeb.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                based Rambalac enjoyer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can pretty much take a still from any part of the video and it will be kino.
                you're just a hater because you dislike japan because it's popular. anime/manga is good, japan has some amazing films, the food is good, cool history, and the culture is unique as frick.
                there's a reason everyone thinks Japan is awesome, because it is.

                almost forgot. the music from there is amazing too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Always smile when someone saves my webm

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i never finished the movie. does it get good?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I also haven't finished it, started it last year around november.
                I have another 15 that I need to finish too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what movie?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thanks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                found it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Always smile when someone saves my webm

                I also haven't finished it, started it last year around november.
                I have another 15 that I need to finish too.

                name of the movie please

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sauce please

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sauce please

                learn to use the archive you fricking dumbass. I have already give source; it's even in the filename.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the title of the movie is Yb jb? wtf

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                title of the movie please

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                please

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                imagine writing all of that shit instead of simply saying the name of the film. what a cringe loser.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not him but if you read the thread more carefully youd find a link.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm already over it, after this altercation, I don't even feel like watching the film. All it will do is remind of this thread.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Helpless

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Drive (2011)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can cherrypick too, bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      japan is beautiful frick off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw not growing up in comfy Japanese village and going for adventures on a train and stopping by kino towns

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why don't you do the same thing in your country?
          .

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it does not look as nice. the trains are filled with Black folk.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              oh...
              thank god there are no Black folk in my country.
              lots of gypsies on the trains sadly. still better than Black folk.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shit unaccessible train system, never on time, shit architecture, mostly desert and moronic brown people, low trust compared to japan

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            meant
            4u

            why don't you do the same thing in your country?
            .

            also there is a reason trains are so kino in japan and animes compared to anywhere else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit do americans really live like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all that walking room
      KINO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      japan is beautiful frick off.

      Every country is like this. There are bland industrial zones, nice rural areas and ghettos everywhere.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        japans industrial zones are aesthetic looking, and the countryside, and traditional architecture is beautiful.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    comedy
    cute idols
    cute comedy idols in some cases

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cute idols
      All that a man needs to live and be happy.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A friend who's been to Japan told me that they actually sing when there's karaoke during credits. The whole family.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's cause Japan actually plays songs during the credits.
      Other countries don't do that.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all I know is that Tokusatsu is autism kino

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    full of fricking extra UI elements at all times, I couldnt read the anime runes but there was never a single frame of TV I ever saw when I was stationed there that diddnt have at least 6 text overlays on the screen

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there are weebs in this thread legitimately angry that people are shitting on based nihon
    autism. pure and simple

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anime website

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        18 years ago, grandpa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The western world has no right to shit on Japan for its tv when the western world's tv has gone to literal shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a big fan of anime, games, manga, films etc. but I won't blindly defend them like some people do. Guess that's the difference with me and weebs.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I found everywhere around Tokyo, Yokosuka and Yokohama for like 50 miles was completely urban, I had to go all the way out past odowara and around to the other side of fuji to actually see some nature landscape,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you want to see nature you are supposed to visit a soapland

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      70% of the land in Japan is deemed uninhabitable because of how extremely mountainous the terrain is. Of course you have the random folk here and there who live on some part of that 70% but it means that the other 30% of land has to keep the 120m or so people they have in the country.

      That's why you can barely go a few kilometers without coming across another little town, because it has to be that way so everyone can live there. Japan has beautiful landscapes and incredible naturescapes to see, but you REALLY have to be in the right place for it. Because most places are going to have a town in the way.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >japanese war crimes in ww2
      What about American war crimes during ww2?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we had to do it to them for them to stop.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There were more American war crimes than just the nuclear bombs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nips love their war crimes
        >Rape of Nanking
        >Unit 731
        etc

        Americans are kings of false flags though.
        Pearl Harbor was bullshit and atomic bombs are not real.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >atomic bombs are not real
          wut?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There was a faction of advisors to the Emperor adamant that either: they were fake; they didn't have more than they dropped (accurate). Fuel-air bombs (thermobarics) had already been developed and deployed by the Germans on the eastern front against the Soviets, and likely would've been aware of the possibility of a very large one having comparably large yield. As to the fallout question, the Uboat 235 surrendered off the coast of NY after deliberately actively evading Canadian coast guard pursuit in '44 with refined Uranium & some very angry Japanese officers on board, who stayed behind to commit sudoku in protest -- that was probably bound for Japan but diverted as part of the Operation Paperclip negotiations with German Intel (Gehlen network). The timetable for Manhattan Project was boosted up by at least 4 months as a result in all likelihood (or they bluffed with big chungus thermobarics made dirty with that refined material).

            Other people will say the activation energy isn't practicable as described, and there's some other modality if they are 'real'.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So the answer is only schizos think Atomic Bombs are fake.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Rape of Nanking
          tfw you will never rape nanking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We won

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guys help me:
      Ryoushin wo korosu
      Hiroshima he no ????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        復讐, moron.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >JAPAN BAD BECAUSE POPULAR!!!
    LMAO. Stay mad anti-weebs. Japan is comfy af.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese cities have such a clean, nice modern aesthetic which mogs the frick out of other cities.
    Something about their appearance is "warmer" and more "inviting" than other cityscapes.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on this film?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EEEHhhhHHhhHHHHHH???????

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    inferior to korean television in every way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day bug.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Koreans only have k-pop and a few good directors and tv shows. They're nothing compared to Japan which has rich and varied music.

      City-pop>k-pop anyday. You homosexuals only listen for the women, not because the music is actually well written.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the most famous city pop song being sung better than the original by a kpop idol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isd5ViaHLbg
        there's real talent in korea

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i understand you want to frick korean women so bad. BUT THEY WILL NEVER FRICK YOU!!!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Enough! Korean women are too way too puny for my taste.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the nice part about japanese women is they arent all plastic and actually have variety to their faces unlike korea.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Way cuter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the part where she rubs his nipples
                HNNGS literally my fetish. i could get off to that alone.
                a cute girl licking and playing with your nipples is one of the greatest things a man can experience

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i've seen this one before. she's too tasty bro.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i see a lot of variety here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I see literally no variety.

                You have no reason to. other than being a contrarian and pretending something isn't cool just because it's from Japan.
                [...]
                We have comedic geniuses here.
                >Louis CK
                >Dave Chappelle
                >Patrice Oneal
                >Bill Burr
                >Larry David
                >Pryor
                >etc.
                >Norm (he's canadian but he's honorary american)
                Japan doesnt have a stand-up comedy culture, it has a manzai culture, which you largely have to be japanese to enjoy. It's very formulaic too. Boke, Tsukommi for example.

                America has amazing stand ups, and amazing comedy shows.
                >curb your enthusiasm
                >seinfield
                >its always sunny in philadelphia
                >chappelle show
                >etc

                >We have comedic geniuses here.
                >Louis CK
                Stopped reading there. b8.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Joy is so beautiful.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >affected voice that is trying to hard to sound sultry and sexy
          The original is pure soul. and it isn't the vocals that makes it great. its the backing music. It's really tatsuro Yamashitas genius that makes the song.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based jdm autombile enthusiast. Truly kino.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          awesome car culture is another thing japan has. thats why it's such an awesome country.
          they literally have so much shit going on.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw no bros
            >tfw no car
            >tfw no touge to drive on in the middle of the night

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot to mention the Japanese video game industry too.
    Literally stop hating on Japan. Next you're going to pretend Japanese video games suck, and that POZZED western game developers know where its at.
    Also Japanese Arcades>any other country

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does any country besides Japan still have arcades?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate weebs so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then why are you on Cinemaphile, a website created by a massive weeb?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And yet you use Cinemaphile

        You can like anime without being an obnoxious, bug worshipping weebcel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone here thinks he's a c**t though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And? I think everyone is a c**t. I think YOU'RE a c**t.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And yet you use Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have no reason to. other than being a contrarian and pretending something isn't cool just because it's from Japan.

      >America has Japan beat when it comes to Humor tho
      This is b8.

      We have comedic geniuses here.
      >Louis CK
      >Dave Chappelle
      >Patrice Oneal
      >Bill Burr
      >Larry David
      >Pryor
      >etc.
      >Norm (he's canadian but he's honorary american)
      Japan doesnt have a stand-up comedy culture, it has a manzai culture, which you largely have to be japanese to enjoy. It's very formulaic too. Boke, Tsukommi for example.

      America has amazing stand ups, and amazing comedy shows.
      >curb your enthusiasm
      >seinfield
      >its always sunny in philadelphia
      >chappelle show
      >etc

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know where this meme that western men can move to japan and get a japanese wife came from. Japanese women/men who date non Japanese are shamed by their families. Do they not notice how homogeneous the country is?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is funny in Japan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gintama, Prison School, Detroit Metal City, Golden Boy, are a few of the only funny anime Japan has.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    has hitomi tanaka ever appeared in any non-porn movies?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With a lot of talking and on screen ads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I saw that game show and challenge on tv one of the times I went to Japan. I think it was with different people, but it was that show. It was pretty funny, but it dragged on a little too long.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a gif for ants?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God fricking damnit I'm lonely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hideous face
      let a korean girl show you how it's done

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Soulless

        soul

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        EVERY LEGEND HAS THEIR POOR IMITATIONS

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thread isn't about J-television
    >isn't even about JAV
    >instead about spergy weebs
    gay

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is probably the cringiest weeb thing that i like.
    But there really is a charm to a cute girl singing and dancing

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their prank shows are top tier.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thermae Romae is a kino movie

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he is Cinemaphile approved

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post some thicc japanese qts pls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CAWD-365

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gaijin tarento here, ama!

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's an "americans seethe at any place with a culture" episode again

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When they tell jokes they print the text at the bottom of the screen and highlight it as the guy says it, it's fricking weird

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do Japanese people over 30 speak so much differently. there was obviously some big cultural shift

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >look for jdrama
    >find a torrent
    >it's a RAW without subtitles
    >only subtitles available online are in French
    Suffering.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People still pretending japan isn't beautiful.
    Has a singular mountain thats godlike for aesthetics.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Japan isn't beauti-

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Urban metropolis
    >giant holy mountain in the background
    yeah im thinking it's kino

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mount Fuji is the worlds most beautiful mountain.
    Japan mogs.

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