That's because asian cultures see the background more than the foreground, while westerners are the opposite.
Different cultures see the world literally differently.
You learn all this if you ever do marketing.
I don't see anything wrong with it. Actually I find it to be more efficient as you can simply glance at the text to figure out the meaning rather than backing up the tape in case you missed most of the program.
I don't see anything wrong with it. Actually I find it to be more efficient as you can simply glance at the text to figure out the meaning rather than backing up the tape in case you missed most of the program.
I fricking hate that you can't hear the actual report and they have to put subtitles because you need to hear the people on the stage reacting like EEEEEEEE SUGOOOOOOOOOII MASAKA
morning talk shows no different from anywhere else
police/detective drama
cooking shows
children variety shows
standard asian noontime variety show like
normie romcom (usually involving older ladies because housewives watch them)
more police/detective drama
more normie romcom
early evening news
evening talk shows
late at night the major channels all start airing anime throughout the midnight, anime is slotted here because only loser neets watch anime
they have a bajillion channels that follow the same format and are localised to different prefectures
they also have a bajillion specialized channels for farming, homesteading, fishing, modelling, home renovation, woodworking, all kinds of sports, martial arts, Cinemaphile, a channel dedicated to hardcore rightwing ultranationalists where they wank off jap military hardware, over 9000 israeliteelry channels for both men and women, cattle raising, weather (just like that one weather girl that got meme'd because she's cute), coomsooming, videogames, onsens, movie reviews and even dedicated porn channels
This is what I saw when I was there
You go in thinking it's weebland and leave realizing people there hate otaku far more than Westerners hate weebs
Japanese Cinemaphile content is max comfy, though
boring. i was confused, i don't understand japanese, i turned my airbnb tv on, i watched some mecha anime and a peaceful news piece about some plants or something
It is so fricking trash I can’t even begin to describe it. Non-stop “variety shows” about no name who gives a frick “talent” and all they do is eat food and say it tastes good. Imagine if 80% of American TV was about watching a d-list actor like carrot top eating sandwiches saying they taste good. The other 20% is dogshit dramas with the absolute worst acting you will ever see in your life.
It’s what that poster was describing you contrarian fricking moron. There are other types of comedy in Japan of course but Manzai is by far the most popular.
America has Japan beat when it comes to Humor tho. And I'm a Gaki No Tsukai, Documental fan.
Documental really exposed me to how one note and gag based a lot of Japanese humor is.
Literally having a silly pose or dance counts as top-tier humor over there.
America has comedic geniuses.
>put corn on fricking pizza bro.
still better than pineapple
Corn on pizza doesn't sound too bad, depending on what else is on the pizza. I'd take that over fricking bananas on pizza any day.
>The Japanese put corn on fricking pizza bro
So? I put BBQ chicken on pizza. And sometimes pineapple.
People all over the world put weird shit on their pizza.
the bitter truth is a homogenous society is not going to do multicultural food as well as a multi-cultural country. But then again you dont go to japan for multi-culturalism.
There's a reason places without mexican people cant do mexican food justice. If you want a better variety of food, America wins.
>Watch this and try not to laugh
Literally did not laugh. Not funny at all.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you havent even watched more than 2 minutes of the set you homosexual. it's 10 minutes.
what do you find funny? because japanese comedians arent as funny as that.
>Documental really exposed me to how one note and gag based a lot of Japanese humor is.
Documental is literal dogshit and hardly representative of Japanese humor in general. You have to watch the actual comedy events like king of conte and M1 grand prix.
America has absolute dogshit "comedy". It's always been bad, but the modern stuff is beyond unwatchable.
>subbed
Comedy can't be translated to begin with. If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.
At best, all you can get is real surface level shit like "haha the guy fell over that's funny because he's hurt".
2 years ago
Anonymous
i've watched subtitled anime and its still funny.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Documental really exposed me to how one note and gag based a lot of Japanese humor is.
Documental is literal dogshit and hardly representative of Japanese humor in general. You have to watch the actual comedy events like king of conte and M1 grand prix.
America has absolute dogshit "comedy". It's always been bad, but the modern stuff is beyond unwatchable.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mju6l
you're telling me i have to watch an entire event of this shit?
Yeah my favorite Japanese drama is the one with the really cute lead actress that has the acting ability of a 5 year old with Down syndrome. It’s really really kino because I am a stupid fricking coomer.
Sorry turned it off 15 seconds in because that guys acting was complete dogshit. People don’t talk like anime in real life (plus that costume design is awful)
I thought you were going to at least have a semblance of taste and recommend me “Jin” but I see you’re just another fricking moronic weeaboo fell for the >thing
😐 >thing, Japan
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Sorry you don’t speak Japanese and think that the YouTube video you linked me is an example of good acting.
Watch Jin if you want one of the (very few) examples of good Japanese drama
2 years ago
Anonymous
You don't need to speak the language to recognize good acting.
Emotion transcends language.
Also I know you are just shitposting, because the Taiga dramas all have amazing acting.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Jin >One day, he is knocked unconscious by a panicking patient at the hospital and awakens to find himself transported back in time to the Edo period
Sounds fricking stupid.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I’ll concede that the premise of how he got in the situation is moronic but the rest of the show is about an average skilled modern doctor treating Edo era patients utilizing modern medical techniques and it’s actually kind of kino (plus the actor isn’t a hamfisted over reacting moron which is a massive rarity in Japan)
2 years ago
Anonymous
You literally don't know what you are talking about.
Which is a given since you don't know what the Taiga dramas are.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Imagine larping as someone who "understands" Japanese when you don't even comprehend the basics of kabuki. I bet you didn't even like Hanzawa Naoki.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kabuki is trash. I’ve seen it live in Kyoto on 3 different occasions and still think it’s trash. Kys weeb.
Sorry turned it off 15 seconds in because that guys acting was complete dogshit. People don’t talk like anime in real life (plus that costume design is awful)
I thought you were going to at least have a semblance of taste and recommend me “Jin” but I see you’re just another fricking moronic weeaboo fell for the >thing
😐 >thing, Japan
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>every country has that
Maybe in Europe, but the aesthetics are entirely different.
Loads of places in America look like dogshit.
I can cherrypick too, bro.
Japan is so pretty i can literally just take random screenshots from movies and they'll look aesthetic
2 years ago
Anonymous
>i can literally just take random screenshots from movies and they'll look aesthetic
Wow, you're a fricking moron and a weeb. What are the odds of that?
2 years ago
Anonymous
i can do the same with google earth tbh. the streets are just clean, uniform and have an overall harmonized aesthetic to them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Again, you're a fricking weeb moron. For every "aesthetic" (nice choice of wording, by the way, you pretentious fricking homosexual) shot you select, the rest of us can produce a dozen real actual photos of real actual Japan showing dilapidation, urban sprawl, and ugliness galore.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the rest of us can produce a dozen real actual photos of real actual Japan showing dilapidation, urban sprawl, and ugliness galore
So why don't you?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You want another 1000 shots like
Probably just about as good as their landscapes.
? If you know anything about Japan, you know this is pretty typical on the outskirts of the larger cities. Or perhaps you'd like to discuss the Japanese apparent hatred of wild nature, for example their destruction of the far majority of their streams, rivers, and coastlines?
2 years ago
Anonymous
So you don't have pictures to post.
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's just a low res shot, poorly framed shot. I dont think it looks horrible.
Bad enough?
>JAPAN BAD BECAUSE POPULAR!!!
LMAO. Stay mad anti-weebs. Japan is comfy af.
Yep, cramped little one-room apartments in crappy old buildings with zero insulation are indeed comfy af.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What is bad about that picture?
2 years ago
Anonymous
small places can be comfy af. i was my happiest in a studio apartment, i could completely call my own. the only good point you have is about the insulation.
But my photo already solves that. Notice the Kotatsu (headed floor table). It might be one of the comfiest things ever imagined tbh. Japan is king of comfy and comfy ideas and aesthetics.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is that Sasuke he's watching?
2 years ago
Anonymous
i dont know enough about japanese tv to tell you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You should know what Sasuke is. It became really popular in America as Ninja Warrior.
2 years ago
Anonymous
it actually just looks exotic and interesting tbh. i dont hate it at all. Pure SOUL
Fricking moronic weebs. Your heads are so far up your asses there's no point discussing anything with you. Except maybe trannies - undoubtedly you're anime fans, so have you transitioned yet? KAWAIIIIIII
2 years ago
Anonymous
>All anime and manga is kawaii moe troony shit.
I'm currently reading Slam Dunk. It isn't like any of the shit you're talking about.
>work 18 hours a day slaving away to appear productive because muh work culture >so anal with things that a 1 minute delay demands apology because of Nip autism >food is decent, but lacks any real cultural or culinary variety, no good cheese, bread etc >extremely isolated people, no real interaction which leads to notoriously high suicide and depression >live in tiny shack for high rent. actually live there for maybe 40 hours a week because of being at work all the time
yea, Japan sounds great anon. weeb homosexuals need to stop fetishizing Japan. so many better places and the culture is sheer autism
>live in tiny shack for high rent.
Japan is cheaper than living in southern California nowadays tbh. You'd be surprised.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not that guy but who the frick would WANT to live in southern california?
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's where i am cursed to live. more and more crime. More Black folk coming into the area, more bullshit.
i dont know why anyone would hate Japan which is basically a Homogeneous advanced society.
they only hate it because they assume all japan is, is about anime.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why don't you leave California?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>they only hate it because they assume all japan is, is about anime.
this, they project they hate of anime onto Japan
or just jelly their shit country is shit compared to Japan
2 years ago
Anonymous
almost all countries are shit compared to japan. Europe has destroyed it's culture almost completely because they allowed themselves to be flooded with muslims.
as a burger, the irony is not lost on me. but japan's work culture is even more slave-driven and dystopic than the US. also, the food may not always be the freshest here, but we 100% have more variety and options to choose from.
[...]
[...] >cherrypicking one of the most notorious high-rent cities
Japan is still worse as a whole and you have less room than what you would find in the states.
I also dont hate japan. i would love to visit, but living there would be hell. they barely tolerate whites and westerners and you will never be welcomed entirely, even if you marry a japanese woman, learn the language and have lived there for decades.
the only reason i dont think i'd like living in japan is the work culture and the xenophobic nature of japan. But other than that, it pretty much mogs all other countries in terms of coolness.
there's just so much cool shit from japan its shocking.
Take Japanese vending machines for example. I'm not sure if you've ever had a japanese drink before, but the variety and the quality is so high.
Japan is full of vending machines with delicious shit.
America just has coke vending machines, and you can't even have nice things because Black folk just break into them.
Japan is a culture of conformity, convenience, and creativity.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Japan is full of vending machines with delicious shit. >America just has coke vending machines
The vast majority of vending machines in Japan are owned/operated by Coca-Cola. LOL, weeb idiot.
2 years ago
Anonymous
doesn't change the fact the machines have more variety dipshit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>YWN Participate in the festival where you sit in an igloo drinking hot Sake, and eating Nabe.
Japan is too comfy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
it actually just looks exotic and interesting tbh. i dont hate it at all. Pure SOUL
2 years ago
Anonymous
that's pure soul
nice self own lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's just a low res shot, poorly framed shot. I dont think it looks horrible.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've been to Japan. The ugliness is real. What you are seeing are filtered, shopped and cropped photos.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I lived in Japan for years. Fukuoka and Tokyo. vacations all over.
You are full of shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You are full of shit
Is he? Are you blind? >An estimated 50-60% of Japan’s waterways – lakes, rivers and seafronts – have now been concreted in some form. In fact only 3 of Japan’s 142 larger rivers still have their natural banks.
doesn't change the fact the machines have more variety dipshit.
>Large multinational in Japan good because muh Japan >Same large multinational not in Japan bad because muh Japan
Weebs gonna weeb
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Large multinational in Japan good because muh Japan
coke actually supplies there machines with good shit in japan, and variety.
literally if coke did this in america i wouldnt complain.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Japanese people have noticeably more double eyelids, roman noses and natural brown hair than the rest of East Asia, only people who've never been there think they look 100% like Mongolians.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Which is funny because if you ever visit Mongolia you'll realize that mongolians don't look like Asians at all but are instead very tall, big breasted mixture of Russian+Chinese genetics. They look like ultrachad chinese people. The women have Asian faces but with white noses and eyes, asian hair but european body types.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You can pretty much take a still from any part of the video and it will be kino.
you're just a hater because you dislike japan because it's popular. anime/manga is good, japan has some amazing films, the food is good, cool history, and the culture is unique as frick.
there's a reason everyone thinks Japan is awesome, because it is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>work 18 hours a day slaving away to appear productive because muh work culture >so anal with things that a 1 minute delay demands apology because of Nip autism >food is decent, but lacks any real cultural or culinary variety, no good cheese, bread etc >extremely isolated people, no real interaction which leads to notoriously high suicide and depression >live in tiny shack for high rent. actually live there for maybe 40 hours a week because of being at work all the time
yea, Japan sounds great anon. weeb homosexuals need to stop fetishizing Japan. so many better places and the culture is sheer autism
2 years ago
Anonymous
I like you basically described America.
2 years ago
Anonymous
as a burger, the irony is not lost on me. but japan's work culture is even more slave-driven and dystopic than the US. also, the food may not always be the freshest here, but we 100% have more variety and options to choose from.
>All anime and manga is kawaii moe troony shit.
I'm currently reading Slam Dunk. It isn't like any of the shit you're talking about.
[...] >live in tiny shack for high rent.
Japan is cheaper than living in southern California nowadays tbh. You'd be surprised.
it's where i am cursed to live. more and more crime. More Black folk coming into the area, more bullshit.
i dont know why anyone would hate Japan which is basically a Homogeneous advanced society.
they only hate it because they assume all japan is, is about anime.
>cherrypicking one of the most notorious high-rent cities
Japan is still worse as a whole and you have less room than what you would find in the states.
I also dont hate japan. i would love to visit, but living there would be hell. they barely tolerate whites and westerners and you will never be welcomed entirely, even if you marry a japanese woman, learn the language and have lived there for decades.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but we 100% have more variety and options to choose from
No we have exactly the same.
Do you think you can only get Japanese food in Japan?
2 years ago
Anonymous
NYC has one of the most diverse culinary food scenes in the entire world. same with LA and San Fran. I would never order pasta or pizza if i was in Japan. not saying they dont have it, but it's low quality.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Except why would you ever live in NYC, LA, or San Fran? >not saying they dont have it, but it's low quality
How do you know? You've never been there.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The Japanese put corn on fricking pizza bro. I love japan and im a weeb tho. If i was in Japan i'd probably stick mostly to Japanese food. i'd never expect a society so homogeneous to nail food as well as a multicultural country.
it's one of the downsides to Japan.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The Japanese put corn on fricking pizza bro
So? I put BBQ chicken on pizza. And sometimes pineapple.
People all over the world put weird shit on their pizza.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Corn on pizza doesn't sound too bad, depending on what else is on the pizza. I'd take that over fricking bananas on pizza any day.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>put corn on fricking pizza bro.
still better than pineapple
2 years ago
Anonymous
pineapple on pizza works well when combined with jalapenos
2 years ago
Anonymous
because ive read articles and watched multiple videos on Japanese culture and what it's like to live there. eat there, etc. but enlighten mr. expert. tell me of ur travels.
almost all countries are shit compared to japan. Europe has destroyed it's culture almost completely because they allowed themselves to be flooded with muslims.
[...]
the only reason i dont think i'd like living in japan is the work culture and the xenophobic nature of japan. But other than that, it pretty much mogs all other countries in terms of coolness.
there's just so much cool shit from japan its shocking.
Take Japanese vending machines for example. I'm not sure if you've ever had a japanese drink before, but the variety and the quality is so high.
Japan is full of vending machines with delicious shit.
America just has coke vending machines, and you can't even have nice things because Black folk just break into them.
Japan is a culture of conformity, convenience, and creativity.
it's very cool and I respect Japanese culture, but it by no means mogs every country.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>because ive read articles and watched multiple videos on Japanese culture and what it's like to live there. eat there, etc >I've watched youtube videos about Japan. I totally know what its like there
2 years ago
Anonymous
whats it like in your experience anon. have (you) ever been to japan??? im still waiting to hear about ur experiences? seriously, enlighten me
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm not the one claiming to know what its like to live in Japan based on youtube vids.
you havent even watched more than 2 minutes of the set you homosexual. it's 10 minutes.
what do you find funny? because japanese comedians arent as funny as that.
I literally turned it off when he walked up and said "I fricked all your mothers".
Cringe as frick.
2 years ago
Anonymous
watch it and stop being a homosexual. you didnt even give such a short video a chance.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why are you shilling such a shitty comic?
2 years ago
Anonymous
he mogs literally any japanese comic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I literally don't give a frick. He's still shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you didnt even watch a minute and you hate on it. You're literally being willfully a homosexual right now.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why would I continue to watch a 10 minute video when he can't even get me to laugh after 1 minute?
2 years ago
Anonymous
do you not know how standup comedy works?
they have to set up jokes you moronic zoomer. half of it is waiting for a punchline.
Almost no stand up comedian can get an immediate laugh in less than a minute.
this is what you get for watching funny tiktoks it's rotted your brain.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes I do know how standup comedy works. And most comedians make the audience laugh at the beginning. CK does not.
There are a lot better comedians out there and you picked the shittiest one.
2 years ago
Anonymous
he made the audience laugh tho. you're just being a picky homosexual.
2 years ago
Anonymous
japanese comedy isnt as funny
2 years ago
Anonymous
We're not talking about Japanese comedy you moron.
he made the audience laugh tho. you're just being a picky homosexual.
Yes the people that came to see him. But surprise there.
Again, why are you shilling for that unfunny piece of shit.
Here have actual funny comedian.
2 years ago
Anonymous
EWWWWW Carlin.
literally one of the most pretentious preachy fricking overrated comedians.
you just have shit taste. thats all it is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Says the guy that likes Louis CK.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Louis CK is a comedian, Carlin is more of a philosopher.
he's there to get claps and not laughs.
I'd rather someone be funny, than try to be intellectual
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Carlin is more of a philosopher
Says someone that never actually watched Carlin stand up.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i tried a while ago, but it came off to me as clever observations rather than something hilarious.
i even thought about including him in the list of genius comedians.
But i put pryor instead because pryors better.
? He isnt funny mate
his set is way better than carlins. actually watch homosexual.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ive seen it, it isnt funny
2 years ago
Anonymous
you probably find seinfeld (the comedian not the show) funny too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nope, sorry
2 years ago
Anonymous
Kino, I miss Carlin
2 years ago
Anonymous
it isnt as good as the ck set i posted.
2 years ago
Anonymous
? He isnt funny mate
2 years ago
Anonymous
ive read plenty of travel articles and had conversations with friends that have been there, but ok. Just because you are a zoomer homosexual and consume nothing but youtube doesnt mean that the rest of the world obtains their information from just there. Also having friends helps too, which im sure you have none of you pathetic weeb.
2 years ago
Anonymous
based Rambalac enjoyer
2 years ago
Anonymous
You can pretty much take a still from any part of the video and it will be kino.
you're just a hater because you dislike japan because it's popular. anime/manga is good, japan has some amazing films, the food is good, cool history, and the culture is unique as frick.
there's a reason everyone thinks Japan is awesome, because it is.
almost forgot. the music from there is amazing too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Always smile when someone saves my webm
2 years ago
Anonymous
i never finished the movie. does it get good?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I also haven't finished it, started it last year around november. I have another 15 that I need to finish too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
what movie?
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
thanks
2 years ago
Anonymous
found it
2 years ago
Anonymous
Always smile when someone saves my webm
I also haven't finished it, started it last year around november. I have another 15 that I need to finish too.
name of the movie please
2 years ago
Anonymous
sauce please
2 years ago
Anonymous
sauce please
learn to use the archive you fricking dumbass. I have already give source; it's even in the filename.
2 years ago
Anonymous
the title of the movie is Yb jb? wtf
2 years ago
Anonymous
title of the movie please
2 years ago
Anonymous
please
2 years ago
Anonymous
imagine writing all of that shit instead of simply saying the name of the film. what a cringe loser.
2 years ago
Anonymous
not him but if you read the thread more carefully youd find a link.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm already over it, after this altercation, I don't even feel like watching the film. All it will do is remind of this thread.
full of fricking extra UI elements at all times, I couldnt read the anime runes but there was never a single frame of TV I ever saw when I was stationed there that diddnt have at least 6 text overlays on the screen
I found everywhere around Tokyo, Yokosuka and Yokohama for like 50 miles was completely urban, I had to go all the way out past odowara and around to the other side of fuji to actually see some nature landscape,
70% of the land in Japan is deemed uninhabitable because of how extremely mountainous the terrain is. Of course you have the random folk here and there who live on some part of that 70% but it means that the other 30% of land has to keep the 120m or so people they have in the country.
That's why you can barely go a few kilometers without coming across another little town, because it has to be that way so everyone can live there. Japan has beautiful landscapes and incredible naturescapes to see, but you REALLY have to be in the right place for it. Because most places are going to have a town in the way.
There was a faction of advisors to the Emperor adamant that either: they were fake; they didn't have more than they dropped (accurate). Fuel-air bombs (thermobarics) had already been developed and deployed by the Germans on the eastern front against the Soviets, and likely would've been aware of the possibility of a very large one having comparably large yield. As to the fallout question, the Uboat 235 surrendered off the coast of NY after deliberately actively evading Canadian coast guard pursuit in '44 with refined Uranium & some very angry Japanese officers on board, who stayed behind to commit sudoku in protest -- that was probably bound for Japan but diverted as part of the Operation Paperclip negotiations with German Intel (Gehlen network). The timetable for Manhattan Project was boosted up by at least 4 months as a result in all likelihood (or they bluffed with big chungus thermobarics made dirty with that refined material).
Other people will say the activation energy isn't practicable as described, and there's some other modality if they are 'real'.
Japanese cities have such a clean, nice modern aesthetic which mogs the frick out of other cities.
Something about their appearance is "warmer" and more "inviting" than other cityscapes.
the most famous city pop song being sung better than the original by a kpop idol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isd5ViaHLbg
there's real talent in korea
the nice part about japanese women is they arent all plastic and actually have variety to their faces unlike korea.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Way cuter.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>the part where she rubs his nipples
HNNGS literally my fetish. i could get off to that alone.
a cute girl licking and playing with your nipples is one of the greatest things a man can experience
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
i've seen this one before. she's too tasty bro.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i see a lot of variety here
2 years ago
Anonymous
I see literally no variety.
You have no reason to. other than being a contrarian and pretending something isn't cool just because it's from Japan.
[...]
We have comedic geniuses here. >Louis CK >Dave Chappelle >Patrice Oneal >Bill Burr >Larry David >Pryor >etc. >Norm (he's canadian but he's honorary american)
Japan doesnt have a stand-up comedy culture, it has a manzai culture, which you largely have to be japanese to enjoy. It's very formulaic too. Boke, Tsukommi for example.
America has amazing stand ups, and amazing comedy shows. >curb your enthusiasm >seinfield >its always sunny in philadelphia >chappelle show >etc
>We have comedic geniuses here. >Louis CK
Stopped reading there. b8.
>affected voice that is trying to hard to sound sultry and sexy
The original is pure soul. and it isn't the vocals that makes it great. its the backing music. It's really tatsuro Yamashitas genius that makes the song.
I forgot to mention the Japanese video game industry too.
Literally stop hating on Japan. Next you're going to pretend Japanese video games suck, and that POZZED western game developers know where its at.
Also Japanese Arcades>any other country
You have no reason to. other than being a contrarian and pretending something isn't cool just because it's from Japan.
>America has Japan beat when it comes to Humor tho
This is b8.
We have comedic geniuses here. >Louis CK >Dave Chappelle >Patrice Oneal >Bill Burr >Larry David >Pryor >etc. >Norm (he's canadian but he's honorary american)
Japan doesnt have a stand-up comedy culture, it has a manzai culture, which you largely have to be japanese to enjoy. It's very formulaic too. Boke, Tsukommi for example.
America has amazing stand ups, and amazing comedy shows. >curb your enthusiasm >seinfield >its always sunny in philadelphia >chappelle show >etc
I don't know where this meme that western men can move to japan and get a japanese wife came from. Japanese women/men who date non Japanese are shamed by their families. Do they not notice how homogeneous the country is?
I saw that game show and challenge on tv one of the times I went to Japan. I think it was with different people, but it was that show. It was pretty funny, but it dragged on a little too long.
Ching chong ping pong wala bingbong
That's China
Same thing
No the japanese confuse Ls as Rs the chinese say "shi sho shurrr he ma ming doo wao"
I asked the witch doctor and he told me what to do
you are the wind beneath my wings
degenerate comedy shows
funny commercials
Go to the Japanese drama/movie general on /jp/. Other TV shows are discussed there as well.
Nonstop """comedy""" talk shows all day. Total garbage.
it's not that different from the doujins
Oh come on, most JAVs are better than this.
Its a literal show for children.
That's this year's sentai show.
why would they make hentai shows for children??
Its not a hentai show.
Code?
That's not a jav dingus.
That's Avatar Sentai DonBrothers.
Calm down you autist
KWAB-092
PPP-023
What show? I like yandere
just google japan iptv or some shit and watch yourself instead of asking stupid ass questions you fooking wannabe weeb
It's Pure Kino
Japanese Sam Hyde?
this guy is fricking sam hyde
>chuuzu your words karefuli bigu guy, ris is my waifu you are tarking about
*GOOOOOOOOOONG*
YOOOOOOOOOOO, you tulipedu mai waifu
Famed Japanese actor Haidou Samanosuke
That's because asian cultures see the background more than the foreground, while westerners are the opposite.
Different cultures see the world literally differently.
You learn all this if you ever do marketing.
That's nuts, is it a consequence of being fishermen or what?
>t. gullible idiots
I don't see anything wrong with it. Actually I find it to be more efficient as you can simply glance at the text to figure out the meaning rather than backing up the tape in case you missed most of the program.
a bit like how Africans are moronic
I fricking hate that you can't hear the actual report and they have to put subtitles because you need to hear the people on the stage reacting like EEEEEEEE SUGOOOOOOOOOII MASAKA
What the frick are you talking about?
>IT 8 27 U NO HAV WATCH GET ON TRAIN NOW ANT PERSON
morning talk shows no different from anywhere else
police/detective drama
cooking shows
children variety shows
standard asian noontime variety show like
normie romcom (usually involving older ladies because housewives watch them)
more police/detective drama
more normie romcom
early evening news
evening talk shows
late at night the major channels all start airing anime throughout the midnight, anime is slotted here because only loser neets watch anime
they have a bajillion channels that follow the same format and are localised to different prefectures
they also have a bajillion specialized channels for farming, homesteading, fishing, modelling, home renovation, woodworking, all kinds of sports, martial arts, Cinemaphile, a channel dedicated to hardcore rightwing ultranationalists where they wank off jap military hardware, over 9000 israeliteelry channels for both men and women, cattle raising, weather (just like that one weather girl that got meme'd because she's cute), coomsooming, videogames, onsens, movie reviews and even dedicated porn channels
This is what I saw when I was there
You go in thinking it's weebland and leave realizing people there hate otaku far more than Westerners hate weebs
Japanese Cinemaphile content is max comfy, though
this frickin' nails it
From my time in Tokyo, this couldn't be more accurate.
I watch いってq every week. Variety show where they visit all kinds of different places and do challenges. It's good fun
boring. i was confused, i don't understand japanese, i turned my airbnb tv on, i watched some mecha anime and a peaceful news piece about some plants or something
Damn that sounds nice. I watch the local Philly news and it's like I'm watching a real life Judge Dredd movie
many PBS stations air nhk as a substation
We've already had this exact thread with this exact question posted by this exact same OP dozens of times in the past year.
You're slipping through realities (again). Close your eyes and concentrate on the one you want to be in
It's garbage. Variety shows/game shows that are all about the same stupid shit. That may sound fun, but it's really not.
What do we think about Minami?
BWC
It is so fricking trash I can’t even begin to describe it. Non-stop “variety shows” about no name who gives a frick “talent” and all they do is eat food and say it tastes good. Imagine if 80% of American TV was about watching a d-list actor like carrot top eating sandwiches saying they taste good. The other 20% is dogshit dramas with the absolute worst acting you will ever see in your life.
>carrot top eating sandwiches saying they taste good
I would watch that
>not thinking Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives is kino
literally some of the best american shows are just food/travel shows
Japanese "humor"
>character 1: I'm going to do [thing]
>character 2: EYYYYYYY??? YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO DO [THING]???
Manzai is so fricking dumb
“Comedy” made for literal sub 80 IQ morons
>manzai is the only kind of comedy in Japan
It’s what that poster was describing you contrarian fricking moron. There are other types of comedy in Japan of course but Manzai is by far the most popular.
relax buddy
American "humor":
>So you know today I have my menstruation, so I thought: "I fricking hate Donald Trump!"
America has Japan beat when it comes to Humor tho. And I'm a Gaki No Tsukai, Documental fan.
Documental really exposed me to how one note and gag based a lot of Japanese humor is.
Literally having a silly pose or dance counts as top-tier humor over there.
America has comedic geniuses.
the bitter truth is a homogenous society is not going to do multicultural food as well as a multi-cultural country. But then again you dont go to japan for multi-culturalism.
There's a reason places without mexican people cant do mexican food justice. If you want a better variety of food, America wins.
>America has Japan beat when it comes to Humor tho
This is b8.
has Japan beat when it comes to Humor tho
>This is b8.
This is your brain on tranime.
Frick off. American humor hasn't been good in literal decades.
>America has comedic geniuses.
I don't like Japanese humor, but who are the comedic geniuses in the US?
CK
Oneal
Burr
Chappelle
etc
i see a bunch of plastic prostitutes, who are apart of a soulless korean music industry.
Literally looking pretty and dancing well is all it's about.
.K.
Watch this and try not to laugh.
>Watch this and try not to laugh
Literally did not laugh. Not funny at all.
you havent even watched more than 2 minutes of the set you homosexual. it's 10 minutes.
what do you find funny? because japanese comedians arent as funny as that.
this one rules
I admit that I laughed my ass off at some of those jokes. Too bad he ended with muh Hitler bad seemingly out of nowhere
>Documental really exposed me to how one note and gag based a lot of Japanese humor is.
Documental is literal dogshit and hardly representative of Japanese humor in general. You have to watch the actual comedy events like king of conte and M1 grand prix.
America has absolute dogshit "comedy". It's always been bad, but the modern stuff is beyond unwatchable.
where do you even find those subbed?
>subbed
Comedy can't be translated to begin with. If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.
At best, all you can get is real surface level shit like "haha the guy fell over that's funny because he's hurt".
i've watched subtitled anime and its still funny.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7mju6l
you're telling me i have to watch an entire event of this shit?
i dont think ill ever find manzai truly funny. its an artform i'll give it that. but it relies way too much on a formula
overreacting
Completely shit.
They make some good movies occasionally. Wonder why that quality never makes it to their dramas.
Because you don't actually watch them and thus you don't know they exist.
Yeah my favorite Japanese drama is the one with the really cute lead actress that has the acting ability of a 5 year old with Down syndrome. It’s really really kino because I am a stupid fricking coomer.
Or you know, you could actually watch the good dramas.
Sorry turned it off 15 seconds in because that guys acting was complete dogshit. People don’t talk like anime in real life (plus that costume design is awful)
I thought you were going to at least have a semblance of taste and recommend me “Jin” but I see you’re just another fricking moronic weeaboo fell for the
>thing
😐
>thing, Japan
:0
Meme
Sorry you don't know what real acting is.
Sorry you don’t speak Japanese and think that the YouTube video you linked me is an example of good acting.
Watch Jin if you want one of the (very few) examples of good Japanese drama
You don't need to speak the language to recognize good acting.
Emotion transcends language.
Also I know you are just shitposting, because the Taiga dramas all have amazing acting.
>Jin
>One day, he is knocked unconscious by a panicking patient at the hospital and awakens to find himself transported back in time to the Edo period
Sounds fricking stupid.
I’ll concede that the premise of how he got in the situation is moronic but the rest of the show is about an average skilled modern doctor treating Edo era patients utilizing modern medical techniques and it’s actually kind of kino (plus the actor isn’t a hamfisted over reacting moron which is a massive rarity in Japan)
You literally don't know what you are talking about.
Which is a given since you don't know what the Taiga dramas are.
Imagine larping as someone who "understands" Japanese when you don't even comprehend the basics of kabuki. I bet you didn't even like Hanzawa Naoki.
Kabuki is trash. I’ve seen it live in Kyoto on 3 different occasions and still think it’s trash. Kys weeb.
>kdrama, Japan
That doesn't even make any sense.
moron
Yes you are a moron.
he is right tho
https://www.tokyohive.com/article/2022/04/takeuchi-ryoma-cast-in-tv-asahi-drama-roppongi-class-a-remake-of-itaewon-class
Japan lost
Yes cause its not like South Korea is constantly remaking Japanese dramas/sitcoms.
Signal was fricking amazing
Nobody does this.
>directed by Zack Snyder
my boy Daieisho!
Kino haircuts
Nice
For me it's the delinquent kuwabara type hair style
It's like a different world where our world doesn't exist
80% advertisement
20% show for old people
Takeshi's Castle. Japanese Endurance self flagellation and Sumo
kino
Too bad people here will equate that with its western hackjob, MXC.
RIGHT YOU ARE, KEN
tv show for gigabased
Probably just about as good as their landscapes.
yea because japanese landscapes are totally ugly right?
LMAO did I hit a nerve? Was I too "mean" to your favorite country?
no you just exposed yourself as a moron. Japan has aesthetic rural, traditonal, cityscapes, and suburbs.
Every fricking country in the world has this shit, put the katana down davido-san
>every country has that
Maybe in Europe, but the aesthetics are entirely different.
Loads of places in America look like dogshit.
Japan is so pretty i can literally just take random screenshots from movies and they'll look aesthetic
>i can literally just take random screenshots from movies and they'll look aesthetic
Wow, you're a fricking moron and a weeb. What are the odds of that?
i can do the same with google earth tbh. the streets are just clean, uniform and have an overall harmonized aesthetic to them.
Again, you're a fricking weeb moron. For every "aesthetic" (nice choice of wording, by the way, you pretentious fricking homosexual) shot you select, the rest of us can produce a dozen real actual photos of real actual Japan showing dilapidation, urban sprawl, and ugliness galore.
>the rest of us can produce a dozen real actual photos of real actual Japan showing dilapidation, urban sprawl, and ugliness galore
So why don't you?
You want another 1000 shots like
? If you know anything about Japan, you know this is pretty typical on the outskirts of the larger cities. Or perhaps you'd like to discuss the Japanese apparent hatred of wild nature, for example their destruction of the far majority of their streams, rivers, and coastlines?
So you don't have pictures to post.
Bad enough?
Yep, cramped little one-room apartments in crappy old buildings with zero insulation are indeed comfy af.
What is bad about that picture?
small places can be comfy af. i was my happiest in a studio apartment, i could completely call my own. the only good point you have is about the insulation.
But my photo already solves that. Notice the Kotatsu (headed floor table). It might be one of the comfiest things ever imagined tbh. Japan is king of comfy and comfy ideas and aesthetics.
Is that Sasuke he's watching?
i dont know enough about japanese tv to tell you.
You should know what Sasuke is. It became really popular in America as Ninja Warrior.
Fricking moronic weebs. Your heads are so far up your asses there's no point discussing anything with you. Except maybe trannies - undoubtedly you're anime fans, so have you transitioned yet? KAWAIIIIIII
>All anime and manga is kawaii moe troony shit.
I'm currently reading Slam Dunk. It isn't like any of the shit you're talking about.
>live in tiny shack for high rent.
Japan is cheaper than living in southern California nowadays tbh. You'd be surprised.
Not that guy but who the frick would WANT to live in southern california?
it's where i am cursed to live. more and more crime. More Black folk coming into the area, more bullshit.
i dont know why anyone would hate Japan which is basically a Homogeneous advanced society.
they only hate it because they assume all japan is, is about anime.
Why don't you leave California?
>they only hate it because they assume all japan is, is about anime.
this, they project they hate of anime onto Japan
or just jelly their shit country is shit compared to Japan
almost all countries are shit compared to japan. Europe has destroyed it's culture almost completely because they allowed themselves to be flooded with muslims.
the only reason i dont think i'd like living in japan is the work culture and the xenophobic nature of japan. But other than that, it pretty much mogs all other countries in terms of coolness.
there's just so much cool shit from japan its shocking.
Take Japanese vending machines for example. I'm not sure if you've ever had a japanese drink before, but the variety and the quality is so high.
Japan is full of vending machines with delicious shit.
America just has coke vending machines, and you can't even have nice things because Black folk just break into them.
Japan is a culture of conformity, convenience, and creativity.
>Japan is full of vending machines with delicious shit.
>America just has coke vending machines
The vast majority of vending machines in Japan are owned/operated by Coca-Cola. LOL, weeb idiot.
doesn't change the fact the machines have more variety dipshit.
>YWN Participate in the festival where you sit in an igloo drinking hot Sake, and eating Nabe.
Japan is too comfy.
it actually just looks exotic and interesting tbh. i dont hate it at all. Pure SOUL
that's pure soul
nice self own lol
it's just a low res shot, poorly framed shot. I dont think it looks horrible.
I've been to Japan. The ugliness is real. What you are seeing are filtered, shopped and cropped photos.
I lived in Japan for years. Fukuoka and Tokyo. vacations all over.
You are full of shit.
>You are full of shit
Is he? Are you blind?
>An estimated 50-60% of Japan’s waterways – lakes, rivers and seafronts – have now been concreted in some form. In fact only 3 of Japan’s 142 larger rivers still have their natural banks.
>Large multinational in Japan good because muh Japan
>Same large multinational not in Japan bad because muh Japan
Weebs gonna weeb
>Large multinational in Japan good because muh Japan
coke actually supplies there machines with good shit in japan, and variety.
literally if coke did this in america i wouldnt complain.
Japanese people have noticeably more double eyelids, roman noses and natural brown hair than the rest of East Asia, only people who've never been there think they look 100% like Mongolians.
Which is funny because if you ever visit Mongolia you'll realize that mongolians don't look like Asians at all but are instead very tall, big breasted mixture of Russian+Chinese genetics. They look like ultrachad chinese people. The women have Asian faces but with white noses and eyes, asian hair but european body types.
You can pretty much take a still from any part of the video and it will be kino.
you're just a hater because you dislike japan because it's popular. anime/manga is good, japan has some amazing films, the food is good, cool history, and the culture is unique as frick.
there's a reason everyone thinks Japan is awesome, because it is.
>work 18 hours a day slaving away to appear productive because muh work culture
>so anal with things that a 1 minute delay demands apology because of Nip autism
>food is decent, but lacks any real cultural or culinary variety, no good cheese, bread etc
>extremely isolated people, no real interaction which leads to notoriously high suicide and depression
>live in tiny shack for high rent. actually live there for maybe 40 hours a week because of being at work all the time
yea, Japan sounds great anon. weeb homosexuals need to stop fetishizing Japan. so many better places and the culture is sheer autism
I like you basically described America.
as a burger, the irony is not lost on me. but japan's work culture is even more slave-driven and dystopic than the US. also, the food may not always be the freshest here, but we 100% have more variety and options to choose from.
>cherrypicking one of the most notorious high-rent cities
Japan is still worse as a whole and you have less room than what you would find in the states.
I also dont hate japan. i would love to visit, but living there would be hell. they barely tolerate whites and westerners and you will never be welcomed entirely, even if you marry a japanese woman, learn the language and have lived there for decades.
>but we 100% have more variety and options to choose from
No we have exactly the same.
Do you think you can only get Japanese food in Japan?
NYC has one of the most diverse culinary food scenes in the entire world. same with LA and San Fran. I would never order pasta or pizza if i was in Japan. not saying they dont have it, but it's low quality.
Except why would you ever live in NYC, LA, or San Fran?
>not saying they dont have it, but it's low quality
How do you know? You've never been there.
The Japanese put corn on fricking pizza bro. I love japan and im a weeb tho. If i was in Japan i'd probably stick mostly to Japanese food. i'd never expect a society so homogeneous to nail food as well as a multicultural country.
it's one of the downsides to Japan.
>The Japanese put corn on fricking pizza bro
So? I put BBQ chicken on pizza. And sometimes pineapple.
People all over the world put weird shit on their pizza.
Corn on pizza doesn't sound too bad, depending on what else is on the pizza. I'd take that over fricking bananas on pizza any day.
>put corn on fricking pizza bro.
still better than pineapple
pineapple on pizza works well when combined with jalapenos
because ive read articles and watched multiple videos on Japanese culture and what it's like to live there. eat there, etc. but enlighten mr. expert. tell me of ur travels.
it's very cool and I respect Japanese culture, but it by no means mogs every country.
>because ive read articles and watched multiple videos on Japanese culture and what it's like to live there. eat there, etc
>I've watched youtube videos about Japan. I totally know what its like there
whats it like in your experience anon. have (you) ever been to japan??? im still waiting to hear about ur experiences? seriously, enlighten me
I'm not the one claiming to know what its like to live in Japan based on youtube vids.
I literally turned it off when he walked up and said "I fricked all your mothers".
Cringe as frick.
watch it and stop being a homosexual. you didnt even give such a short video a chance.
Why are you shilling such a shitty comic?
he mogs literally any japanese comic.
I literally don't give a frick. He's still shit.
you didnt even watch a minute and you hate on it. You're literally being willfully a homosexual right now.
Why would I continue to watch a 10 minute video when he can't even get me to laugh after 1 minute?
do you not know how standup comedy works?
they have to set up jokes you moronic zoomer. half of it is waiting for a punchline.
Almost no stand up comedian can get an immediate laugh in less than a minute.
this is what you get for watching funny tiktoks it's rotted your brain.
Yes I do know how standup comedy works. And most comedians make the audience laugh at the beginning. CK does not.
There are a lot better comedians out there and you picked the shittiest one.
he made the audience laugh tho. you're just being a picky homosexual.
japanese comedy isnt as funny
We're not talking about Japanese comedy you moron.
Yes the people that came to see him. But surprise there.
Again, why are you shilling for that unfunny piece of shit.
Here have actual funny comedian.
EWWWWW Carlin.
literally one of the most pretentious preachy fricking overrated comedians.
you just have shit taste. thats all it is.
Says the guy that likes Louis CK.
Louis CK is a comedian, Carlin is more of a philosopher.
he's there to get claps and not laughs.
I'd rather someone be funny, than try to be intellectual
>Carlin is more of a philosopher
Says someone that never actually watched Carlin stand up.
i tried a while ago, but it came off to me as clever observations rather than something hilarious.
i even thought about including him in the list of genius comedians.
But i put pryor instead because pryors better.
his set is way better than carlins. actually watch homosexual.
Ive seen it, it isnt funny
you probably find seinfeld (the comedian not the show) funny too.
Nope, sorry
Kino, I miss Carlin
it isnt as good as the ck set i posted.
? He isnt funny mate
ive read plenty of travel articles and had conversations with friends that have been there, but ok. Just because you are a zoomer homosexual and consume nothing but youtube doesnt mean that the rest of the world obtains their information from just there. Also having friends helps too, which im sure you have none of you pathetic weeb.
based Rambalac enjoyer
almost forgot. the music from there is amazing too.
Always smile when someone saves my webm
i never finished the movie. does it get good?
I also haven't finished it, started it last year around november.
I have another 15 that I need to finish too.
what movie?
thanks
found it
name of the movie please
sauce please
learn to use the archive you fricking dumbass. I have already give source; it's even in the filename.
the title of the movie is Yb jb? wtf
title of the movie please
please
imagine writing all of that shit instead of simply saying the name of the film. what a cringe loser.
not him but if you read the thread more carefully youd find a link.
I'm already over it, after this altercation, I don't even feel like watching the film. All it will do is remind of this thread.
Helpless
Drive (2011)
I can cherrypick too, bro.
japan is beautiful frick off.
>tfw not growing up in comfy Japanese village and going for adventures on a train and stopping by kino towns
why don't you do the same thing in your country?
.
it does not look as nice. the trains are filled with Black folk.
oh...
thank god there are no Black folk in my country.
lots of gypsies on the trains sadly. still better than Black folk.
shit unaccessible train system, never on time, shit architecture, mostly desert and moronic brown people, low trust compared to japan
meant
4u
also there is a reason trains are so kino in japan and animes compared to anywhere else
holy shit do americans really live like this?
>all that walking room
KINO
Every country is like this. There are bland industrial zones, nice rural areas and ghettos everywhere.
japans industrial zones are aesthetic looking, and the countryside, and traditional architecture is beautiful.
comedy
cute idols
cute comedy idols in some cases
>cute idols
All that a man needs to live and be happy.
A friend who's been to Japan told me that they actually sing when there's karaoke during credits. The whole family.
That's cause Japan actually plays songs during the credits.
Other countries don't do that.
all I know is that Tokusatsu is autism kino
full of fricking extra UI elements at all times, I couldnt read the anime runes but there was never a single frame of TV I ever saw when I was stationed there that diddnt have at least 6 text overlays on the screen
>there are weebs in this thread legitimately angry that people are shitting on based nihon
autism. pure and simple
Anime website
18 years ago, grandpa
The western world has no right to shit on Japan for its tv when the western world's tv has gone to literal shit.
I'm a big fan of anime, games, manga, films etc. but I won't blindly defend them like some people do. Guess that's the difference with me and weebs.
I found everywhere around Tokyo, Yokosuka and Yokohama for like 50 miles was completely urban, I had to go all the way out past odowara and around to the other side of fuji to actually see some nature landscape,
If you want to see nature you are supposed to visit a soapland
70% of the land in Japan is deemed uninhabitable because of how extremely mountainous the terrain is. Of course you have the random folk here and there who live on some part of that 70% but it means that the other 30% of land has to keep the 120m or so people they have in the country.
That's why you can barely go a few kilometers without coming across another little town, because it has to be that way so everyone can live there. Japan has beautiful landscapes and incredible naturescapes to see, but you REALLY have to be in the right place for it. Because most places are going to have a town in the way.
>japanese war crimes in ww2
What about American war crimes during ww2?
we had to do it to them for them to stop.
There were more American war crimes than just the nuclear bombs.
Nips love their war crimes
>Rape of Nanking
>Unit 731
etc
Americans are kings of false flags though.
Pearl Harbor was bullshit and atomic bombs are not real.
>atomic bombs are not real
wut?
There was a faction of advisors to the Emperor adamant that either: they were fake; they didn't have more than they dropped (accurate). Fuel-air bombs (thermobarics) had already been developed and deployed by the Germans on the eastern front against the Soviets, and likely would've been aware of the possibility of a very large one having comparably large yield. As to the fallout question, the Uboat 235 surrendered off the coast of NY after deliberately actively evading Canadian coast guard pursuit in '44 with refined Uranium & some very angry Japanese officers on board, who stayed behind to commit sudoku in protest -- that was probably bound for Japan but diverted as part of the Operation Paperclip negotiations with German Intel (Gehlen network). The timetable for Manhattan Project was boosted up by at least 4 months as a result in all likelihood (or they bluffed with big chungus thermobarics made dirty with that refined material).
Other people will say the activation energy isn't practicable as described, and there's some other modality if they are 'real'.
So the answer is only schizos think Atomic Bombs are fake.
>Rape of Nanking
tfw you will never rape nanking
We won
Guys help me:
Ryoushin wo korosu
Hiroshima he no ????
復讐, moron.
>JAPAN BAD BECAUSE POPULAR!!!
LMAO. Stay mad anti-weebs. Japan is comfy af.
Japanese cities have such a clean, nice modern aesthetic which mogs the frick out of other cities.
Something about their appearance is "warmer" and more "inviting" than other cityscapes.
Thoughts on this film?
EEEHhhhHHhhHHHHHH???????
inferior to korean television in every way
have a nice day bug.
Koreans only have k-pop and a few good directors and tv shows. They're nothing compared to Japan which has rich and varied music.
City-pop>k-pop anyday. You homosexuals only listen for the women, not because the music is actually well written.
the most famous city pop song being sung better than the original by a kpop idol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isd5ViaHLbg
there's real talent in korea
i understand you want to frick korean women so bad. BUT THEY WILL NEVER FRICK YOU!!!
Enough! Korean women are too way too puny for my taste.
the nice part about japanese women is they arent all plastic and actually have variety to their faces unlike korea.
Way cuter.
>the part where she rubs his nipples
HNNGS literally my fetish. i could get off to that alone.
a cute girl licking and playing with your nipples is one of the greatest things a man can experience
i've seen this one before. she's too tasty bro.
i see a lot of variety here
I see literally no variety.
>We have comedic geniuses here.
>Louis CK
Stopped reading there. b8.
Joy is so beautiful.
>affected voice that is trying to hard to sound sultry and sexy
The original is pure soul. and it isn't the vocals that makes it great. its the backing music. It's really tatsuro Yamashitas genius that makes the song.
Based jdm autombile enthusiast. Truly kino.
awesome car culture is another thing japan has. thats why it's such an awesome country.
they literally have so much shit going on.
>tfw no bros
>tfw no car
>tfw no touge to drive on in the middle of the night
I forgot to mention the Japanese video game industry too.
Literally stop hating on Japan. Next you're going to pretend Japanese video games suck, and that POZZED western game developers know where its at.
Also Japanese Arcades>any other country
Does any country besides Japan still have arcades?
I fricking hate weebs so much
Then why are you on Cinemaphile, a website created by a massive weeb?
You can like anime without being an obnoxious, bug worshipping weebcel
Everyone here thinks he's a c**t though
And? I think everyone is a c**t. I think YOU'RE a c**t.
And yet you use Cinemaphile
You have no reason to. other than being a contrarian and pretending something isn't cool just because it's from Japan.
We have comedic geniuses here.
>Louis CK
>Dave Chappelle
>Patrice Oneal
>Bill Burr
>Larry David
>Pryor
>etc.
>Norm (he's canadian but he's honorary american)
Japan doesnt have a stand-up comedy culture, it has a manzai culture, which you largely have to be japanese to enjoy. It's very formulaic too. Boke, Tsukommi for example.
America has amazing stand ups, and amazing comedy shows.
>curb your enthusiasm
>seinfield
>its always sunny in philadelphia
>chappelle show
>etc
I don't know where this meme that western men can move to japan and get a japanese wife came from. Japanese women/men who date non Japanese are shamed by their families. Do they not notice how homogeneous the country is?
>this is funny in Japan
Gintama, Prison School, Detroit Metal City, Golden Boy, are a few of the only funny anime Japan has.
has hitomi tanaka ever appeared in any non-porn movies?
With a lot of talking and on screen ads.
I saw that game show and challenge on tv one of the times I went to Japan. I think it was with different people, but it was that show. It was pretty funny, but it dragged on a little too long.
Is this a gif for ants?
God fricking damnit I'm lonely.
hideous face
let a korean girl show you how it's done
Soulless
soul
EVERY LEGEND HAS THEIR POOR IMITATIONS
>thread isn't about J-television
>isn't even about JAV
>instead about spergy weebs
gay
kino
Shit.
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is probably the cringiest weeb thing that i like.
But there really is a charm to a cute girl singing and dancing
Their prank shows are top tier.
Thermae Romae is a kino movie
he is Cinemaphile approved
post some thicc japanese qts pls
CAWD-365
Gaijin tarento here, ama!
>it's an "americans seethe at any place with a culture" episode again
When they tell jokes they print the text at the bottom of the screen and highlight it as the guy says it, it's fricking weird
why do Japanese people over 30 speak so much differently. there was obviously some big cultural shift
>look for jdrama
>find a torrent
>it's a RAW without subtitles
>only subtitles available online are in French
Suffering.
People still pretending japan isn't beautiful.
Has a singular mountain thats godlike for aesthetics.
>Japan isn't beauti-
>Urban metropolis
>giant holy mountain in the background
yeah im thinking it's kino
Mount Fuji is the worlds most beautiful mountain.
Japan mogs.