what is she contributing to the enterprise?
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Her? Jack shit.
>oh frick I'm feeling something! It isn't right Captain!
Shut up prostitute and wear your uniform.
also sometimes she can feel shit from the surface when they're in orbit yet other times she can't feel shit in the same room she's in
fricking useless character all she ever did was piss me off
Rikers onahole
MILK
>SHE'S NOT WEARING HER UNIFORM AHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE AAAAHAHHHHHHH
Based Admiral
He was right though. b***h was wearing her pajamas for six seasons.
breasts. they were shameless early on, more extreme cleavage, skirts, ass shots, lessened it in the middle, then made her an actual character during the last two seasons. her being told to take off the fricking yoga bunny suit is kino, and very smart meta-commentary on her character up until that point.
Dollar store Guinan. When she lost her telepathic powers she had a complete meltdown. If it wasn't for that she'd be completely worthless
>Gets hired for her telepathic powers
>She'd be useless without her powers
Galaxy class genius
In-universe: Psychic
Real reason: Sexual relief
inb4 psychiatrist - Guinan was a way better "counselor" than her
>Alien is screaming furiously through the view screen
>"I sense he is very angry captain"
Clearly she's there to give the senior officers blowjobs during downtime
in the future everyone will have autism
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I like the theory that in the future everyone is autistic and so her magic skill is just a normie ability to detect emotion
That's such a Reddit idea, those autists would definitely come up with something like that
What exactly makes it "reddit"? Unlike all of Cinemaphile, I don't actually spend a single minute on Reddit, so I really don't know what it's like over there.
I don't give a frick what you think. It's an enjoyable idea, shithead.
I'M DETECTING THAT THE SOIBERG BASED LIFEFORM IS ANGRY CAPTAIN
Noted. Mr. Worf arm phasors and photon torpedoes, lock on basedberg and prepare to fire on my signao
>Captain, I sense these Romulans are lying to us
>No shit, counsellor. Why do I pay you again?
helping the 98% moronic autistic crew (and star trek audience) on the enterprise understand how other peoples emotions work
Fricking useless, and her "empath" ability seemed to vary from straight up mind reading to basic empathy depending on what the plot required.
Also, pic related was the real councillor
>Councillor
I'm dumb as frick.
nice pic
Keeps Barclay in his place, preventing him from going GIGAmode
Sigma grindset
Seems like every starship doing exploration/diplomacy would have a mandatory mind reading empath on board
They're too useful if you ask me.
all stupid macho jokes aside, her character gave the enterprise and the starfleet less of a military/science feel. It shows that there is a spot for exploring the human existence in space, and not just physical anomalies that occur and or political quarrels.
Jerking off the horny young men who can't find a gf a billion light years from earth
just watched the pilot for the first time yesterday why is literally every character turbo autistic???
bad writing but everyone that watches is autistic so it works
She's a people person. She has people skills.
she contributed a lot to the plumbing on the enterprise
breasts.
It is well known in more advanced societies (of which the society shown in star trek is one) that the effectiveness of any organisation is strongly related to the number of cracking racks that are accessible to the leaders of said organisation. Too many and the organisation will inevitably succumb to a form of milky-ennui, where it's members are perfectly satisfied, being as they are, treated to a veritable smorgasbord of delicious breasts everywhere they look. Too few and the organisation will only engage in activities which will increase the availability of sweater puppies, ignoring it's other goals in a funbag-obsessed furvour that will ultimately fatally undermine the ability of the organisation to do anything - a coomer catastrophe, if you will.
Get the balance just right, and you have yourself an organisation equipped to explore the stars.
jej
you frickin cracked the code anon
There was that episode of Riker in holodeck, where he's yelling and everyone on the bridge because they were fakes. In comes Deanna and says Will I sense how upset you are. NO FRICKING SHIT?!?!
She contributes a woke perspective.
She's only there because Gene Roddenberry was a degenerate womanizer who needed a babe on set.
That doesn't explain why all the other Treks have babes on set, even after he died
She served the same purpose as this crewmember on the ISS Enterprise
i like this character, what the frick bros. this thread surprises me
trannies and women don't like her
>Noooo you can't have a women with a functioning uterus on screen it affects the severity of my mental illness
morpheus, set the program to milk
she's the ship's counselor, the Enterprise has families on board unlike other ships. wife giving you shit for working a double, go to Tori and snuggle with her milkers for 30 minutes.
Tori feeds off positive emotions. if love her milkies enough to make her wet you get an extra half hour to fill her with cummies.
most of the male crew except Gordie, Wesley and Reg have experienced her bliss.
Remember that episode where they had her as captain if all the other deck members are missing and she fricks it up? She contributes NOTHING but big breasts.
Those lenses were and hair were frick ups, Marina Sirtis is gorgeous naturally
You'd rather be stuck on a tin can in space with only wieners and ugly blue alien pussy? Lame.
She is contributing BOOBA
questionable at best advice, getting actual Starfleet personnel killed and >I FEEEEL THEM
Nothing but a pretty face. I bet she relived the crew of some stress if they wished to do so.