Ugh, that design. I appreciate that it's not just "kid head on tall body" like most of the other designs in that episode but there's just something off about it relative to her current and future design.
>The fact that she gets shat on by fate made her more interesting than her brothers/the star of her brothers' subplots >She was voiced by Ashley Tinsdale (for teen girls who thought cartoons were too childish)
Clearly flawed and constantly paying for it, but still genuinely sympathetic. Candice wouldn't be nearly as interesting if she always won or if she was just a two-dimensional b***h.
Apparently it started off as a genuine concern for their well-being since a lot of their Big Ideas actually are dangerous but is now more about proving to Linda that she isn't a liar/crazy.
Slapstick
>flip phones
Man I feel old now, about to be 24, I miss the 2000s
>Man I feel old now
I born in 1978...fricking newbies
How was slavery?
>old person doesn't know what newbie means
where has the culture gone? he at least knew to use newbie as an insult, i should be happy about that
squirrels in her pants
Also she's a redhead, and redheads are hot. Screw you Hellywood for replacing them with darkies.
More Candace feet please
Feet
never gets her way despite doing nothing wrong, yoiu can't help but root for her
Huh? Candace always gets her way, the only exception being busting her brothers to Mom.
Relatable in a cast full of nutjobs.
cute, fun, adorable and not immune to slapstick
>The Mom Attractor
You just know...
Phineas and Ferb were jacking off to her while she was sunbathing before she caught them.
Candace dick fit in your bootay
Candace was designed in the 90s
late bloomer
Ugh, that design. I appreciate that it's not just "kid head on tall body" like most of the other designs in that episode but there's just something off about it relative to her current and future design.
So when did she get implants?
Linda's genes eventually kicked in.
She also had kids.
I need more sexy work with milf Candace.
Vanessa is also bustier than her.
Vanessa is bustier than a lot of adult women on the show though and was already ahead of Candace years ago.
>The fact that she gets shat on by fate made her more interesting than her brothers/the star of her brothers' subplots
>She was voiced by Ashley Tinsdale (for teen girls who thought cartoons were too childish)
Le cou de crayon.
>le
"Cou" is masculine, anon.
i'm making jokes about how i'm so moronic and terminally online that hearing "le" makes me think of trollface.
it ain't that deep.
from one zoomer to another i dread to see how you'd react when you reach 30.
He be the greatest generation in comparison
She's a proactive a flawed character which is rare for female characters to be.
She cute
Unironically loved her personality first then started to appreciate her petite figure.
I found her ccuuttee back then
Magnetic personality.
Tall.
Thin.
Redheaded.
>Redheaded
But her hair isn't red, it's orange.
Her head looks like the letter P
Porn begins with the letter P
Ergo Candace is pure porn
Clearly flawed and constantly paying for it, but still genuinely sympathetic. Candice wouldn't be nearly as interesting if she always won or if she was just a two-dimensional b***h.
Has science gone too far
She can wrstele an alligator AND WIN.
She can, correctly, disassemle her brothers inventions.
She's a sweet and caring person.
Some people really loves giraffes
you don't like neck?
artificially makes people taller
Especially The Dangiraffe!
She will be in Hamster and Gretel?
It would be a good cameo.
If that's how she does it, it'd be worth getting caught.
>Proceeds to plunge her giraffe tongue down your throat
I would die happy.
That's a pretty cute outfit.
She's like Tom from T&J but a girl and can sing.
Candace is actually FUNNY.
none she's a cartoon character bro
Is this a shitpost?
Candice is the best character in the decade
Kind of mean she always wants to get her brothers in trouble though
Apparently it started off as a genuine concern for their well-being since a lot of their Big Ideas actually are dangerous but is now more about proving to Linda that she isn't a liar/crazy.
That episode had so much sole
Dan and Swampy really should have pitched a Stacy and Candace spinoff or even a Stacy in OWCA instead of the Fireside Girls or Doof 101.
The latter probably could have worked as the B-portion of a show like that.
>Brown girl in fish out of water story
Almost ahead of it’s time, but unfortunately Stacy’s straight instead of lesbian, so the show wouldn’t work out
Stacy isn't gay; just Candacesexual.
He didn’t say Stacy was gay - he said because she’s vocally super fricking straight, she couldn’t get a show
Vanessa is a lot less gay acting than Stacy and she got a spinoff pitch.
Kelly Hu was too busy being a big star which is why they largely replaced Stacey with Vanessa.
Candace is a great example of a female buttmonkey. Which is always nice to see.
Candace is at her best when she just rolls with things.
Who's Candace?
can these balls fit in ur mouth?
Me
CUTE