Going in, I thought it was just going to be your bog-standard, formulaic capeshit. The trailers certainly gave that impression, so imagine my surprise when after the condensed origin story in the first 15 minutes, it totally stepped away from Morbius and became something more like a series of vignettes where random New Yorkers would just be going about their days only for Leto to show up, go balls deep with some ace one-liners, and then just morb the frick out of somebody. The best part was you never knew who it would be - the focus character or some random person in their presence. I liked watching them struggle to live some semblance of a normal life after having borne witness to such brutal morbings.
I was on the edge of my seat, trying to guess who was going to get morbed next. And in what way. Absolute kino.
Okay, so >he was a sickly cripple all his life >due to this he's a fricking nerd >he's absolutely elated that he suddenly has vampire powers for the first time
How would (you) have adapted his reaction instead?
Okay, so >he was a sickly cripple all his life >due to this he's a fricking nerd >he's absolutely elated that he suddenly has vampire powers for the first time
How would (you) have adapted his reaction instead?
>All our lives we‘ve lived with death hanging over us! Why? Why shouldn’t they know what it feels like for a change, Michael?!
Well mythologically speaking I'd know being a vampire = bad, but if I went from being Tobey Maguire to being Tobey Maguire but fit I'd probably be hyped
i wouldn't have cut out all the scenes of him raping b***hes. Seriously the movie was bad but entertaining, but felt like huge sections were left on the cutting room floor. Like the bar scene where that girl is like "i know you from somewhere" it felt like there had to be scenes where she was a nurse or something and bedridden matt smith crushed on her, and she doesn't even recognize him when he's fit and standing upright
He looks alright imo. It's basically impossible to frick up Morbius, but somehow they did. It's just a fricking vampire face with regular clothes and a trenchcoat
wow, I can't wait for her to turn up as a totally not evil antagonist in Morbius 2: Morbin' Time
I did also not see this twist coming, a true masterpiece of subverting our expectations
can someone tell me how morbius flies? Does he do it using magic or is there some pseudoscientific explanation about how he can see air currents? But there's no way some dude with his body mass and shape can just start gliding indefinitely just because he can see air currents.
bros i just got back from the theater and wow what an experience!!!
there was an autistic kid that looked maybe 13 sitting with his mom in the back row and every time a bat was on screen or morbius started flying he would scream really loudly
MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!
you could feel the excitement in his shrieks!! By the 3rd time he did it the whole theater would join in, everyone screaming MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!
it was so crazy but we had a great time and the MORBI screaming got everyone so hype it was lit af
When I left the theater I gave the kid a high five and told him "keep on morbin brother"
I noticed he had wet his pants so badly he had no doubt soaked the seat too. It's ok because it's just a theater and they pay someone to clean up things like that.
This expression. The grand gesture of anger before his own visage in the mirror seems to convey a multitude of feelings. Is it perhaps anger directed towards himself for a failure to, as the song so eloquently puts it, have sex?
Milo seems almost to be covering up his insecurities with grand displays of testosterone by doing push ups alone before dressing himself for a night out. Perhaps in parody for how men will cover up their own insecurities by acquiring a muscular physique.
Or could it be a sudden outburst of frustration as he "poop his pants"?
There might never be a true answer, but perhaps the reason this scene is so poignant in our modern soceity could be because of how well it resonates with modern men.
Milo can almost be seen to be a stand in for men's constant struggles to "Have sex" and avoid pooping your pants. A "literally me" character as the internet is wont to say.
Perhaps the reason Milo is so popular in current internet discourse is because modern men feel subconsciously linked to him.
He was excited to have sex
rawr
look at that crisp lush hairline, id morb to get that
mfw i have sex
he pooped his pants
>Hi dr. Morbius. Morbed to to meet ya
Goosebumps
Pooped in a tent.
I get pooping your pants but why poop in a tent ?
It's an intents experience
What its like to have sex, excel.
The face studio execs make to get Weta Digital slaves to produce CGI on schedule.
that's his guitar face
Havesexness
HAVE SEX, HAVE SEX, POOPED MY PANTS AGAIN, POOPED MY PAINTS AGAIN, SEX, HAVE SEX
The a fact in that it he does is an acting.
Bhuti ma yenza yenza
Bhuti ma veza veza
Bhuti ma Thenga thenga
Bhuti ma spenda spenda
HAVE SEX, EKSE !
Off The Meds iVuli crèche jo
Vula Vala Vula Vala
Pheti ngani Thandi bash Jo
Vula Vala Vula Vala
Thandi ntash, Ithandi Hash jo
Vula Vala Vula Vala
Hi’ funi Card, Ifuni cash jo
is this Cthulu Phtagn language? what is this bastard tongue?
I read this in Zach's star wars voice
it was a have sex moment
I have monkey pox.
A failed albeit noble attempt to morb.
The face of a mega flop movie.
Reee xD
Me going to see Morbius for the 247th time
Kekkity kek kek
magnificent
>theatre still empty
he must have shown up like an hour early to get the best seat in the house
Literally me.
>Watermark homosexual
Into the trash
Have sex
He had that vampire energy
>What is this expression meant to convey?
the urge and dire need of performing sex
I wouldn't expect you, as a non sex haver, to understand
Truly a Morb Moment.
unadulterated hatred for women
I was pleasantly surprised by this movie.
Going in, I thought it was just going to be your bog-standard, formulaic capeshit. The trailers certainly gave that impression, so imagine my surprise when after the condensed origin story in the first 15 minutes, it totally stepped away from Morbius and became something more like a series of vignettes where random New Yorkers would just be going about their days only for Leto to show up, go balls deep with some ace one-liners, and then just morb the frick out of somebody. The best part was you never knew who it would be - the focus character or some random person in their presence. I liked watching them struggle to live some semblance of a normal life after having borne witness to such brutal morbings.
I was on the edge of my seat, trying to guess who was going to get morbed next. And in what way. Absolute kino.
the holy trinity
Holy shit.
death to whoever thought to make these scenes.
Why? Villain dance scenes are the purest form of kino
Filtered
Milo has better moves than both, and he mogs them both
POOP MY PANTS AGAIN
FULAFALAFALAFA
Okay, so
>he was a sickly cripple all his life
>due to this he's a fricking nerd
>he's absolutely elated that he suddenly has vampire powers for the first time
How would (you) have adapted his reaction instead?
I’d have been morbing the frick out, too.
>All our lives we‘ve lived with death hanging over us! Why? Why shouldn’t they know what it feels like for a change, Michael?!
That scene was unironic kino.
Matt Smith should have been the main character.
>heaven gains 4 angles
>*dances*
sigh, just cant stop morbing
>doesn't count the black guy in the back
dare i s-say based morbro?
What with these fricking sneakers?
Unironically I think the same
>unironically
>unironic
literally stop. this is how words lose all meaning.
morbposting is just for fun, stop being morons
I ironically think you're a hot head.
misuses of the word "irony" and a diamond friggin' dozen
Sarcastically, I'm in charge!
Well mythologically speaking I'd know being a vampire = bad, but if I went from being Tobey Maguire to being Tobey Maguire but fit I'd probably be hyped
i wouldn't have cut out all the scenes of him raping b***hes. Seriously the movie was bad but entertaining, but felt like huge sections were left on the cutting room floor. Like the bar scene where that girl is like "i know you from somewhere" it felt like there had to be scenes where she was a nurse or something and bedridden matt smith crushed on her, and she doesn't even recognize him when he's fit and standing upright
Milo mogging Morbius #MorbiusMog
Exuberant sadistic abandpm
Exuberant sadistic abandon
Sex havingment
When I was a kid I thought Morbius from the spider man cartoon was a pretty cool motherfricker. But looking at him now he is actually kinda silly
>the show wasn't allowed to say "blood" so he drained "plasma" from people
It was weird watching Sonic 2 where they mentioned “destroying people”, “I’m going to die” “kill”.
Is there some Choreographer guild that forced this shit in every movie they can including Sonic 2 wtf
Him draining "plasma" with creepy suckers on his hands was actually scarier than plain old vampire biting so that censorship backfired.
This scared the shit out of me as a child. Whole that radioctive geocombinator or what's its name was spooky.
lmao we used to just call him 'michael' when watching the spiderman cartoon. I had no idea morbius was the same character.
He looks alright imo. It's basically impossible to frick up Morbius, but somehow they did. It's just a fricking vampire face with regular clothes and a trenchcoat
New Gosling movie on its way
morb
pooping your pants > shidding your diaper
>when you have to poop
>aaaaaaaOOOHHHH SHIT POOP AGAIN!!!???! I ALREADY POOPED MY PANTS I SNEED TO GET TO MY TENT , RAWR
I'm running! I'm running! Lots of running!
Raaaawr!
>shitty sneakers with a suit
what were they thinking? was that deliberate to show how out of touch he is or something?
Only actual gays care about "fashion"
you wear sneakers at all times if you suffer from irritable bowel syndrome, keep up anon
>i have to make it. before i make it in my pants
>IN <huff> SPITE <pant>
>OF BEING <morb> ONLY THIRTEEN <poop> PERCENT
HAVE SEX, INCEL'S
>HAVE SEX, INCEL'S
jokes on you, alread did, now in process of combing my hair while shitting my pants, checkmate atheist
when the retrograde ejaculation kicks in
its a good song
morbin time
She morbed.
>when i poop my pants
I'm vampire
wow, I can't wait for her to turn up as a totally not evil antagonist in Morbius 2: Morbin' Time
I did also not see this twist coming, a true masterpiece of subverting our expectations
POOPED MY PANTS AGAIN
POOPED MY PANTS AGAIN
POOPS GON SMELL T SMELL
can someone tell me how morbius flies? Does he do it using magic or is there some pseudoscientific explanation about how he can see air currents? But there's no way some dude with his body mass and shape can just start gliding indefinitely just because he can see air currents.
>can someone tell me how morbius
he just morb
it's the Bat Stream
bros i just got back from the theater and wow what an experience!!!
there was an autistic kid that looked maybe 13 sitting with his mom in the back row and every time a bat was on screen or morbius started flying he would scream really loudly
MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!
you could feel the excitement in his shrieks!! By the 3rd time he did it the whole theater would join in, everyone screaming MORBIMORBIMORBIMORBIMORBI!!!
it was so crazy but we had a great time and the MORBI screaming got everyone so hype it was lit af
When I left the theater I gave the kid a high five and told him "keep on morbin brother"
I noticed he had wet his pants so badly he had no doubt soaked the seat too. It's ok because it's just a theater and they pay someone to clean up things like that.
This expression. The grand gesture of anger before his own visage in the mirror seems to convey a multitude of feelings. Is it perhaps anger directed towards himself for a failure to, as the song so eloquently puts it, have sex?
Milo seems almost to be covering up his insecurities with grand displays of testosterone by doing push ups alone before dressing himself for a night out. Perhaps in parody for how men will cover up their own insecurities by acquiring a muscular physique.
Or could it be a sudden outburst of frustration as he "poop his pants"?
There might never be a true answer, but perhaps the reason this scene is so poignant in our modern soceity could be because of how well it resonates with modern men.
Milo can almost be seen to be a stand in for men's constant struggles to "Have sex" and avoid pooping your pants. A "literally me" character as the internet is wont to say.
Perhaps the reason Milo is so popular in current internet discourse is because modern men feel subconsciously linked to him.
he's pooping his pants while having sex
POOP SEX
Pooping his pants
Would it be possible to make an entire movie maintain this level of kino as the “have sex” scene ?
Not one starring Jared Leto
Keked and Checked
>imagine drinking
gayness
I really fricking hate how vampire face design hasn't improved since fricking Buffy. The "omg suddenly I'm super ugly rawr. Are you SCARED?"