what is your actual, honest opinion on this movie?

what is your actual, honest opinion on this movie?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typical aughts cult comedy that's enjoyable enough but has an insufferable fanbase, like Bubba Hotep, kung fu Hustle, etc.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much everything about Kung Pow works except for the ending drags a bit and the cow scene.

      Shaolin Soccer is five times the film Kung Fu Hustle is.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        shaolin soccer is base level kiddie crap. kung pow is higher brow, plebeians like it for the wrong reasons but that doesn't take away from how smart it is.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah you're a pretentious frick and the best version of what Kung Pow is is the Drunken Master not a sequel.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know the rules and so do I

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cow/matrix scene keeps it from being a 10/10

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like makes it a 10/10

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Everything else is 10/10, the cow scene is the only hiccup.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to watch it. Got filtered by the cow scene and turned it off. The tongue voice and girl voice was also really grating

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually rewatched this a couple weeks ago and it's actually still really funny

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT WILL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY!

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    at community college and the ginger kid gives me this, what about bob and monty python's jabberwocky and avalon (2001). I loathe each film more than the last but don't have the heart to tell him.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love it. My brother and i used to rewatched it all the time, along with kung fu hustle, lotr, godzilla, and typical action movies of the time. Feels like precursor to ytps of early 10s. There’s some things that are out of date and problematic to today’s age (which are basically the fighting baby scene and the cow fighting scene) but i found them to be mostly charming than anything. And i hope Odenkirk’s new thumb wars movie does well. Love his stuff

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it much more as an adult than as a teenager. Fun movie.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this movie, I don't care that it is dumb. It is a fun kind of dumb.
    The book on tape alternate soundtrack is kino.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The book on tape alternate soundtrack
      This is a real hidden gem

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has its moments but it grows stale fast. It's not a very long movie but if they shaved like 30 mins off, it would be better. The technical side was impressive for the time and it brought a fondness for gag comedy like Airplane and Top Secret that seemed even at the time to be a dead form of cinema. Was refreshing.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always close it as soon as the cow scene begins

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a uncle that's has a PHD and multiple other degrees.
    Was a leader on cancer research back in the 80s.
    He loves Kung Pow.
    Watching someone with a 150iq+ laugh that hard is always an amazing sight.

    I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of those bell curve movies with the high and low iq people agreeing its funny

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    my nipples look like milk duds

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    excellent except for the CGI cow

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Highly quotable movie. It's stupid fun and still holds up.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s my favorite comedy of all time and I watch it at least once a year

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my absolute favorites 10/10

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best comedy ever made.
    People always have this idea that comedy needs to be "smart", but there's an elegance to the stupidity in this film. There's a lot of people who just wouldn't get anything out of a delayed audio on a bark, and I'm fine with that acting as a form of organic gatekeeping.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That scene and the scene where the dude is saying a ton of lines but the dub is just "I dunno" get me every time

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. "I implore you to reconsider" as he frantically grabs the chick is another one.

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS CNN

    C...N.....N

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many people were making the joke and then they actually put it in this movie. Imagine the surprise.

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stream that movie, if you're so great.

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Taco Bell
    >Taco Bell
    >product placement at taco bell

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      ENCHIRTO
      MACHO BURRITO

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really want to make a sequel or was that ending just a gag?

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HOPE THEY HAVE ICEES!

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking love it and it's unironically in my top 10 movies. The only part I can say is bad is the cow

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The only part I can say is bad is the cow
      this

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like it when I first watched it but it grew on me.
    Also, stream that movie, if you're so great.

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plebs getting filtered by the cow
    That entire scene was kino, it's not up for debate

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      the cow sucks

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your mom is a cow and she sucks my dick

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i definitely dont understand how all these guys can call it one of the best comedies ever made but then draw the line at the cow, its just barely dumber than the rest of the movie

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's one of the few dated jokes. Everybody is still tired of le matrix references a quarter century later.

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a 5/10 sober but 11/10 drunk

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    loved it and Kung Fu Hustle as a kid, watched both again as an adult and Hustle was equally as amazing as I remember but I found some of the humor in Pow less funny and some much funnier than I used to but ultimately it felt like it was mostly just a must see wacko type movie and I was happy to share it with a friend who hadn't seen it

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    saw it in the theater with a friend. mom walked out in two minutes because she couldn't stand the dubbing-subtitle joke that lasts the entire movie
    loved it. that friend never got over the "my nipples look like milkduds" lines for some reason.

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking moroneed like all of it's fans

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it is fans

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it in theatres for my 13th birthday with a bunch of friends. Great time.
    Most jokes are riffing on moviemaking tropes so the comedy holds up.

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an 8/10, but the FRICKING cow scene bumps it up to a 10/10.

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the professional version of muting the tv and improvving the dialog with a friend, which is always the funniest possible way to watch tv

  38. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we have purposefully trained him wrong, as a joke
    There are gems in this movie

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sudden cut to gopher face cam
      I thought I would never be able to breathe again

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we are both ventriloquists ventriloquists ventriloquists
      >we are both ventriloquists and we practice every day
      >I swing a bit less
      >I swing a bit more

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tiger
      >tiger tiger tiger
      >bird
      >birdy
      >birdy birdy

  39. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    my honest reaction?

  40. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    sequel never...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      lets put together a team and get zach hadel to do it. doesn't need to be a sequel but him as lead would be fricking dope.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Between Zach dealing with Adult Swim's moronic corporate department and having to try to have a good time on Oney Plays I doubt he would ever want to do something like that

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe but i think he'd be good for it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't need a sequel. let it be remembered as great, instead of being turned into a shambling corpse like all the other franchise IP(TM)(R)(C) these days

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think the concept could be done again. spaghetti westerns would be worth exploring

  41. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    eternally one of my favorites, a top tier shitpost in film form
    since it's been so long it got kinda lost that it's taking the piss out of George Lucas, especially for what he did with the Special Editions. not that that's super important but maybe it'll unlock even more enjoyment

  42. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pure Kinography

  43. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad but I love it regardless and apologize for nothing.

  44. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather just watch an actual kung fu movie instead of a lame piss-take.
    There are dozens of actual proper kung-fu comedy movies if you want to laugh and watch people get kicked in the head.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >harumph

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le Cinemaphile contrarian npc says thing

  45. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Underooo-WEE--ooooWEEooooo-rated.

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