What is your usual kinoplex etiquette?

What is your usual kinoplex etiquette? I'm typically very pleasant but if I see a movie that offends me or doesn't align with my political beliefs (MGTOW / Alt Right) I'll make a mess at my seat or in the bathroom to show my displeasure

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick even has leftover popcorn? I usually eat the whole bucket before the ads/trailers even end.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a fricking child. MGTOW? More like toddler in the skin of an adult.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys roastie

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bring my used engine oil into the theatre and dump it all over a dozen seats when I'm done. I'll often piss into the cup holders and wipe my ass on the seats too.

    This year however I have an exciting new project for my local kinoplex. Defiling the cinema isn't enough anymore I'm going to actually release locusts in there. Thinking about mustard gas and or some kind of urine spraying backpack system using stale urine I've collected.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pile of sunflower seed hulls I leave after every viewing is not political.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen someone do this before. They were a poo. You behave like a subhuman

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm actually Pakistani. It's completely different.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what a low trust society looks like. I gonna assume the person that posted that pic is brown.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually bring a can of deenz to eat. Ketchup flavored. I leave the sticky empty can in the closet seat at the end

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t make a mess while I’m eating because I’m not a fricking child but sometimes I do leave cups or popcorn buckets behind. There’s a person who gets paid to throw that shit away.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Looks British
      >Restaurant sounds British
      >Clear view of his face
      >White

      He got 20 years for committing a hate crime, right?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically littering is a crime in England but it doesn't seem well enforced

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf I recognize that kebab shop

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I recognize that kebab shop

      The old pagan gods have abandoned the Cornish.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had two friends, one worked at a theater and the other made sure every time he left that theater he would kick his popcorn 10 feet into the air and rain down leftovers around the theater just to frick with our other friend. He hated it.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat a shitload of original English recipe baked beans before going I'm, usually into romcoms with couples on dates. The smell of human shit and flatulence noises is overwhelming in a 4 yard radius. I usually grunt after a large fart and murmur softly oh goodness or oh my. I'm 340 pounds.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the movie is about to end, I get a refill of pop and popcorn and mix them in the bucket. Then I pour under the seats

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    At most I buy a bottle of water which I throw away in the proper container on my way out of the theater.
    I put my seat up when I leave.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sneak in beer and buy non-kinoplex treats because their treats are over priced

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now we're talking.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you have leftover food?

    I'm almost always out of food by the time the trailers end

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dump my drink and popcorn out n the theater them get a free refill of both as I leave

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont eat at the cinema

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does anyone have leftovers? i time my popcorn perfectly, one by one throughout the kino, so that i finish my last piece just as the credits roll

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My theatre is nice so I don't make a mess and I don't see anyone else making a mess

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I do this thing only a mentally moronic 5 year old would do, am I weird?

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