What is your usual kinoplex etiquette? I'm typically very pleasant but if I see a movie that offends me or doesn't align with my political beliefs (MGTOW / Alt Right) I'll make a mess at my seat or in the bathroom to show my displeasure
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Who the frick even has leftover popcorn? I usually eat the whole bucket before the ads/trailers even end.
You're a fricking child. MGTOW? More like toddler in the skin of an adult.
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I bring my used engine oil into the theatre and dump it all over a dozen seats when I'm done. I'll often piss into the cup holders and wipe my ass on the seats too.
This year however I have an exciting new project for my local kinoplex. Defiling the cinema isn't enough anymore I'm going to actually release locusts in there. Thinking about mustard gas and or some kind of urine spraying backpack system using stale urine I've collected.
The pile of sunflower seed hulls I leave after every viewing is not political.
I've seen someone do this before. They were a poo. You behave like a subhuman
I'm actually Pakistani. It's completely different.
This is what a low trust society looks like. I gonna assume the person that posted that pic is brown.
I usually bring a can of deenz to eat. Ketchup flavored. I leave the sticky empty can in the closet seat at the end
I don’t make a mess while I’m eating because I’m not a fricking child but sometimes I do leave cups or popcorn buckets behind. There’s a person who gets paid to throw that shit away.
>Looks British
>Restaurant sounds British
>Clear view of his face
>White
He got 20 years for committing a hate crime, right?
Technically littering is a crime in England but it doesn't seem well enforced
wtf I recognize that kebab shop
The old pagan gods have abandoned the Cornish.
Had two friends, one worked at a theater and the other made sure every time he left that theater he would kick his popcorn 10 feet into the air and rain down leftovers around the theater just to frick with our other friend. He hated it.
I eat a shitload of original English recipe baked beans before going I'm, usually into romcoms with couples on dates. The smell of human shit and flatulence noises is overwhelming in a 4 yard radius. I usually grunt after a large fart and murmur softly oh goodness or oh my. I'm 340 pounds.
When the movie is about to end, I get a refill of pop and popcorn and mix them in the bucket. Then I pour under the seats
At most I buy a bottle of water which I throw away in the proper container on my way out of the theater.
I put my seat up when I leave.
I sneak in beer and buy non-kinoplex treats because their treats are over priced
Now we're talking.
How do you have leftover food?
I'm almost always out of food by the time the trailers end
I dump my drink and popcorn out n the theater them get a free refill of both as I leave
I dont eat at the cinema
how does anyone have leftovers? i time my popcorn perfectly, one by one throughout the kino, so that i finish my last piece just as the credits roll
My theatre is nice so I don't make a mess and I don't see anyone else making a mess
>I do this thing only a mentally moronic 5 year old would do, am I weird?