What movie is he watching?

What movie is he watching?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blade Runner

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arrival

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That movie was TERRIBLE.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    to this day i still don't understand why oppenheimer was such a hit with normies.
    i love that time period and i fricking hated the movie. i was so bored i literally fell asleep in the cinema

    yet people loved it. a friend of mine doesn't watch shit and he said it's the best movie he watched in his life. im convinced they're just insane

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      normalgays love the nuke hoax. its the only thing that makes the world make sense to them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think its a hoax or anything. it's just a very boring movie where nothing happens and they just talk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But what if it's you who is moronic?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I was hoping it'd be more about science but it was mostly about people

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's Nolan and normalgays do tricks on his wiener

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A24

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the Rings trilogy

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casablanca.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fr. All other Bogart movies are kino. That's a snooze fest with him playing a cuck.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh-huh. Explain to me the plot of Big Sleep without looking it up, big guy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care about the plot. The movie is fun. Dialogues, acting, atmosphere and chemistry between the actors. I liked it a lot even though I couldn't keep up with what was happening. Just has that cool feel to it. Small guy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kudos for at least being honest and admitting you're a midwit who follows a rule of cool, even if I can guarantee you won't be able to recall a single line of his dialogue without looking it up either.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah bro I like it, because I think it's cool. And against popular opinion I don't like Casablanca. So it doesn't make sense what you saying, but you said more like those nerdy kids back in school trying to bully you with their "logic"

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What movie is he watching?
    He's listening to music while commuting, not watching a movie.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dune and literally anything else Denis Villeneuevevuebevueve has made except maybe Prisoners but even that loses steam towards the third act

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >except maybe Prisoners
      I bet you think True Detective S1 is kino of the highest order.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but even that loses steam towards the third act
        It's like you didn't comprehend what he's saying you autistically want to bash TD1 so badly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly the main reason I said it was because of Hugh Jackman’s performance. The writing itself isn’t particularly interesting or special or new. Are you one of those permavirgin incels who unironically like TD season 2?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was 7 samurai, harakiri was more engaging

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seven Samurai is a great movie, frick you.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2001: A Space Odyssey.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, can't make it past the first 10 minutes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean Solaris

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, can't make it past the first 10 minutes.

      Seconding 2001: A Space Odyssey. So fricking boring

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snyder's Justice League.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If everyone else is Indian, sure

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drive is incredibly boring

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought this until I watched it the second time

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    There Will Be Blood
    >MUH MILKSHAKE!

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude looks like he needs subway surfers in an open tab in order to watch a film.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn bro you had to waste 2 hours that were going to be spent on tiktok

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Intersellar

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All these meme responses
    It’s Jeanne Dielmann. The “greatest film of all time” is literally 3 hours and 15 minutes of a Belgian prostie doing nothing. There is a 12 minute scene where she…makes coffee. Then she randomly murders a guy at the end. It’s terrible but suddenly it’s been touted as the greatest ever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically enjoyed that movie but I also agree it's overrated. The only reason why it's #1 in that one poll (TSPDT, isn't it?) is because it's directed by a woman. Had it been a man who directed it, it would've been way lower.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was Sight and Sound.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right. If they wanted to make a female-directed movie #1, Cleo from 5 to 7 should've been #1 instead of #2. The silent movie scene is a bit weird, but the overall subject of the movie is one that stays relevant.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    Anything by Lanthimos

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shawshank redemption

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    andrei rublev

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am moronic, are you angry?

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