What movies would you recommend to a suicidal man?

What movies would you recommend to a suicidal man?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Bridge, and the sequel Do A Flip

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't the bridge a documentary?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I Stand Alone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That movie was fricked. Even for Noe.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch something with an actress or actresses you like; That would be my advice to you. The reason being, is if you do end it, then you'll get to be with those people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The reason being, is if you do end it, then you'll get to be with those people.
      what do you mean?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think I mean? I'm saying that the afterlife is created from every experience you've had in your life. It'll be a world, almost identical to this one, but you'll have what you wanted in life. A poor person will get to be rich, for example. Sounds nice, no?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know how Cinemaphile always wishes for infinite wishes in Genie threads? That's what it'll be like. Nobody should be afraid.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the hell kind of theory is this? So Peter Scully gets a harem of little children when he dies and Ted Bundy murders his way through his afterlife?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What the hell kind of theory is this?
              It's my theory.

              >So Peter Scully gets a harem of little children when he dies and Ted Bundy murders his way through his afterlife?
              Maybe they do. If you don't like the idea, then assume all bad people go to Hell, where they suffer. Do you feel better now?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you basing your theory off?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a good question. The answer would probably be what I've heard throughout my life from other people. Isn't that where all a person's ideas come from? I read on Cinemaphile once regarding what Mormons believe about the afterlife, and it was very similar to what I said.

                That's kinda freaky too, isn't it?
                Like, I'm alive right now. I'm looking at my screen. I'm typing this post. There's 'me' in my head experiencing all this. Where will that 'me' go when I die.

                >Where will that 'me' go when I die.
                I already explained that in this thread:

                What do you think I mean? I'm saying that the afterlife is created from every experience you've had in your life. It'll be a world, almost identical to this one, but you'll have what you wanted in life. A poor person will get to be rich, for example. Sounds nice, no?

                You'll go somewhere where you'll finally be happy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't say I believe it but for the sake of all of us I hope I'm proven wrong one day

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't say I believe it but for the sake of all of us I hope I'm proven wrong one day

                I'm a very logical person. To me, it's a choice between being afraid, or having hope. Why would you choose to be afraid? Makes no sense, so it's better to believe.
                I've been in more than one situation in my life where I could have died, and I wasn't afraid at all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i hope it's true. i really do.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I believe it, and anyone who has a hard life will believe it. Some people spend their lives poor and alone, and that's why they might believe something like that. Life becomes too unbearable.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think I mean? I'm saying that the afterlife is created from every experience you've had in your life. It'll be a world, almost identical to this one, but you'll have what you wanted in life. A poor person will get to be rich, for example. Sounds nice, no?

      finally a helpful response
      thank you bro

      I felt sympathy for the clown dude when I wached it last year. I used to like the movie as a kid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thank you bro

        No problem, buddy. I'm the most depressed anon on Cinemaphile, and that's why I'm able to give advice that'll actually help you. What should a depressed person watch? Watch a movie with actors you like, watch a movie where people live a life you want to have. You can always tell someone isn't depressed, because they tell you to watch something depressing.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taxi Driver. Get just a little ambition man. Send a love letter to Janet Yellen or Jamie Dimon or someone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to write a love letter to Jamie Lee Curtis.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life tires me but death scares me.
    I just don't have the balls to kill myself no matter how disappointed I get.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to have a nice day, but I want you to realise that it'll come regardless of what you do. Being afraid of it is quite illogical. It's entirely possible that you'll just go to sleep when you're old, and not wake up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's kinda freaky too, isn't it?
        Like, I'm alive right now. I'm looking at my screen. I'm typing this post. There's 'me' in my head experiencing all this. Where will that 'me' go when I die.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Being afraid of it is quite illogical
        How? Your body and mind will do everything in their power to stop you from killing yourself, survival is the most basic human instinct even when you try to commit sudoku

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Your body and mind will do everything in their power to stop you from killing yourself

          If that's true, then explain how suicide is possible. Are you suggesting that it's never been done?
          The fact that even one person has taken their own life, is proof that your survival instinct can switched off.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your mind still vehemently rejects it, there's tons of failed suicide attempts partly because of instant regret or maybe self-sabotage

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd recommend testosterone boosters, depression is a very female disease.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a movie but watch Bojack horseman
    It's pretty much made for people with depression, especially if they have an addiction like alcoholism or drug abuse

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you were never really here is the best movie for suicidal people I've watched

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude where's my car

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make a Facebook group and frick off
    Like this board isn't shit enough

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    adam's apples

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watch all 3 extended lord of the rings and your will to live will return

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    movies like You Were Never Really Here and Taxi Driver are really good because they depict that perceived self-worthlessness is a gift and a tool, a prerequisite for heroism. I hope you know God exists. if you want theory explaining it, you can read Thomas Aquinas' Five Ways, but in practice, you can just acknowledge that the human condition has a meaning - a negative one, primarily. this world is awful to a degree hard to imagine until you witness it first-hand. do what you can to improve it.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gurren Lagann thank me later.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id recommend getting off your ass and getting some exercise, it helped me 100%. It gives me an abundance of energy to the point where watching Tv or sitting on the internet gets boring fast, which leads me to doing more productive things. The more i do those things the more accomplished I feel, which makes me feel better and gives me confidence.
    So many people whine about depression or not having a gf while wasting 14 hours of their day in front of a screen. All media today is designed to demoralize you, walk away from it

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