What speed do you watch films at? Don't tell me you're a 1.0tard.

What speed do you watch films at? Don't tell me you're a 1.0tard.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watching films
    >not just forming your opinion based off what everybody on Cinemaphile says
    I don't have time to waste.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine wasting your life at 1X

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i watched belladonna of sadness at 4x, it was too damn slow

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watching films
    >not just watching a Reaper review on Youtube to see how dogshit it is anyway
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z
    low IQ take OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricked up the link:

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Watching films
    I just complain about them on Cinemaphile

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Light speed

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Correct. I'm a 0.75x film enthusiast. Gotta take time to appreciate every detail the filmmakers put their heart and soul into creating.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the films i have are on a usb and i plug it in my butt. well, i try

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 1x, but I watch multiple films at once so it averages out to 2x to 3x

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch at 1.0 but I skip forward if it's a boring bit.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    -5x rewind, VCR kinos only on my CRT.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wasting longer than 2 minutes on a film

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how the people who went to see 2001 at a theater felt sitting through this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a lot of them will be dead now, no doubt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uh, that webm is sped up, moron. in the theatre it took much longer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can''t expect me to watch that entire webm. My. Time. Has. Value.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The artists that made these films made them a certain way. Do you watch the Mona Lisa standing on you're head you lazy b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i watch all the latest films on my smartwatch. minus one was garbage btw godzilla looked puny

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just skip to the last 30 minutes of every movie, nothing ever happens before that point.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch any videos at 2x speed so it runs at 60fps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're only running at 48 fps. You have to get those frames up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you must be thinking in imperial fps

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to youtube
    >[insert title] explained
    yup its Kino time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >[insert title] explained
      >not [insert title] ENDING explained
      ngmi

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch Cutting Edge Engineering/lockpicking lawyer at 1.25 and any poojeet machining video at 2. Watching movies at a different speed doesn't make much sense

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i piece the film together by Cinemaphile screen caps. apparently, drive ft goose is just an entire passenger pov

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally do this. Haven't seen anything by Eggers, Todd Phillips, no Villanueve since prisoners, no marvel or sony since 2014. I have never watched Disney Wars or Hunger Games or so-called golden age TV since GOT went to shit, which was early in its run. Why bother? My Cinemaphile bros parse it for me. It's way better than mere piracy, I actively subvert the need for anyone to have watched those films. If there was any must-see imagery, it would certainly be all over Cinemaphile

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        went to a recent Nolan film once and it was beyond disastrous, never again

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1.5-1.75 generally depending on how fast paced the movie is, slowed down to 1.5-1.25 for important scenes

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one tard here, O.P.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am, but I watch 6 movies at once so it's fine.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1.0 if it looks like something cool's about to happen
    Right arrow (forward skip 5 secs) if the director decided to jerk off

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I doo doo that.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read the summaries on Wikipedia and IMDB before watching so that I'm not too confused

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch them at a comfortable 29.75X speed

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I do every one of these

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since the accident, I'm a 0.75 Chad. My mind isn't working so fast these days.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get brain damage
      >see things in slow motion
      based

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn’t say that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        huh, so this is brain damage?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pleb: watching at 1.0 speed
    >elevated: watching at 1.5
    >enlighted: watching the trailer and reading the wikipedia plot synopsis

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .0025
    Only way to really inspect and appreciate each frame.
    I should be done watching my current short movie sometime next year.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1x as intended by the director, editor, studio, etc.
    Films are arranged pieces of art carefully placed for you to experience for a certain amount of time. Frick with that and you change the experience thus changing your interpretation. Why would you want a misinformed opinion?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1.75x speed because I like the distorted sound/music (I'm slowly getting to 2.5x speed)
    >skip boring talking scenes (I just want to see the cgi action)
    >only watch movies on my phone and over the phone speaker
    >always read the wikipedia summary before watching something to see if I like it
    >pay a large monthly sum for all streaming services because piracy is theft
    >only watch something if it has at least three BIPOC/LGBTQIAA++ actors, passes the bechdel test and has a BMWF romance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do three of those

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watch films at 2x speed with tiktoks and subway surfers on my other monitors.

        No you don’t.

        huh, so this is brain damage?

        No it isn’t.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch films at 2x speed with tiktoks and subway surfers on my other monitors.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I press the button with the two triangles when I want my moving pictures to change direction

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay maybe you do that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it makes watching them in powerpoint a lot easier

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .75

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only watch movie recaps on YouTube. My favorite is mystery recapped

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