What the frick happened to the James Bond movie franchise?

What the frick happened to the James Bond movie franchise?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He repeatedly btfo's that black lady and eventually she ends up kneeling to him and gives him his 007 number back out of respect. She was also cute, and based

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gives him his 007 number back out of respect.
      isn't it a license in the craig series? i remember them both having the license but craig still having the Bond codename or whatever
      she had a fat ass too, I actually liked her even if the movie was bad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't make her inclusion any less woke.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he cum inside

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a slow degradation, beginning with the exit of Harry Saltzman in the 70s, who pushed for the meaner, chauvinistic snob James Bond tht disappeared after he left the franchise. Then Bernard Lee Died, Lois Maxwell retired, John Barry retired, Maurice Binder died, Cubby Broccoli died, and by the end of the 1990s very few people who made classic Bond great were still involved if they were even still alive. EON became Barb Broccoli's meal ticket machine and she doesn't actually like the character of James Bond and possibly even hates him. Which is why the current year "007" is a feminist cuck who treats women like princesses, prefers monogamous relationships and drinks Heineken

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teetotaler here, what is objectively wrong with Heineken?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the First World's Corona.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is objectively wrong with Heineken?
        Heineken is a pilsner, and all pilsner tastes like fricking piss. The thing is it's cheap, easy, and quick to manufacture. All the normies love it though. It's basically the McDonald's of beer.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick happened to the James Bond movie franchise?
    The franchise has always been terrible with a few stand outs. There have been black Bond girls since the 70s. The first one was in Live and Let Die.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The franchise has always been terrible with a few stand outs.

      Rank them here and post it.

      https://tiermaker.com/create/james-bond-eon-productions-films-1962-2021-1148980

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The franchise has always been terrible with a few stand outs.
      Nah it's a really solid franchise for the most part, even the "bad" ones have good entertainment value. There's not many entries in 007 that are actually unpleasant to watch.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except Spectre and No Time To Die. Skyfall is a shit movie but has that Bardem meme factor.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of this shit was Craig's fault, but I guess MGW and BB are also to blame for letting him get away with it.
    Removing Eva Green's nude scene from CR was a crime.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >removing Eva Green's nude scene from CR was a crime.

      THE FRICKING WHAT

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was supposed to be nude in the shower scene.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Webm please

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you just know Daniel Craig convinced them to cut it because he's a beta male feminist cuck
          >deprived us of prime Eva Green nude in a Bond movie

          I said it once and I'll say it again: TDCD (Total Daniel Craig Death) when????

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Craig is a liteal homosexual

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I go to gay bars because straight bars have too much toxic masculinity.

      This dude played James Bond. You can't make this shit up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Craig has always been the woke Bond, he got molested by Mads in his first "best" Bond movie

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        YEah Craigs bond always was gay tier
        >NOOOOOOOO DONT HIT ME IN THE BALLS UNTILL I CUM NOOOOOO

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is hit in the balls with a rope which in the book is a horrifying and rightly so
          >in the movie, he makes Tony Stark level quips

          This really was the beginning of the end, wasn't it?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >AHHHHH MY BALLS ARE ITCHY SCRATCH THEM HAHAHAHA
            YEah it was peak cringe

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            *a horrifying scene

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >incel chuds who never even touched a female are crying about the modern alpha male

    Truly the darkest days.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Females are disgusting and a lower life-form than me, why should I be sad I have nothing to do with them?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy mother of based. He had the best waifu too.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        she has bad hair and lazy eye but is still an oddly appealing woman

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          More of her body of work?

          Hands off, this is my wife.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Perfection

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Indeed.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        gross

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        More of her body of work?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Replace Connery with Moore and I agree.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Anton Chigurh was sensually touching him and Bond responded "what makes you think this is the first time?"

    I bet a woman wrote that and Craig probably signed off on it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's just banter

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw the studio rightly told them that is an insanely bad idea and they threatened the studio to quit if they removed a 5 second scene insinuating Bond had slept with men.

      TOTAL DANIEL CRAIG DEATH WHEN?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what would've the scene been?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was supposed to be nude in the shower scene.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            how would that imply he slept with men?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no no no no ...Craighatersisters, our response..?!

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    James Bond always sucked. Casino Royale was ok though

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno. it's hard to work out for me. i like casino royale but i do not like the craig era films. i guess i appreciate the attempt at having continuity for bond across multiple films regarding storylines/romances but it just did not work for craig's bond because they thematically repeat themselves and i do not believe anyone really is that invested in craig's bond so it all falls flat. it feels like they strayed too far from making a good, compartmentalised movie. will probably never rewatch a craig film outside of casino royale. maybe skyfall because the final act is relatively unique and produced well but meh

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bond series are for TikTok girls.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bond franchise was always escapism for emasculated boomers.

    >Wow look this guy who is your age is so awesome.
    >You too can be this manly and independent by buying his watch/car/perfume/whatever

    We've just developed more interesting tastes in general and reject consumerism, so the Bond franchise got left behind

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    casino royale was kino, but it quickly went downhill after that.
    quantum of solace was made during the writer's strike and had no finished script when they started shooting, which shows a lot. the movie has no fricking story.
    then they went with sam mendes of all people for skyfall and spectre. don't get me wrong, the guy is talented but he simply is no action director. at all. both his bond movies are way too fricking long and slow.
    no time to die was average at best and not quite what you would expect from the big finale of craig's bond.

    you want looking for fun spy action thriller movies? go watch mission impossible. bond is dead.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This character was so odd. She shows up, immediately antagonizes Bond, and then just listens to his commands at the end. She had no character arc and literally could be removed from the film with no real changes to the plot.

    I feel like she was shoe horned in because some dyke producer really wanted to frick Lashana Lynch and hoped she would spawn a black female 007 franchise.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barack 007 spinoff isn't new. They tried that with Lynx at Halle Berry's popularity

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you have a sister, because it kinda reminds me of being young and my sister taking my he-man action figures and putting a skirt on him. her turn to use the super nintendo now, but she never wants to play when nobody is looking.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shot always make me laugh because he looks like such a pathetic beta even though he's basically a serial killer. The contrast is just too amusing.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    think about bond being a fruit dangling on a tree ripe to be picked. that's how they view it. also the issue with most popular franchises. they don't care for the partiular thing as such but think they can use it to make a name for themselves, have an impact on society or some shit, or just exploit it for profit. over time the amount of those people being involved just increases.

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