what the frick was her problem
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what the frick was her problem
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She was a sane person in an insane world.
Not enough /ss/
She needed to get her pussy torn up but her homosexual himbo pseudo-monkey husband prefered to spend all of his time having homoerotic screaming & wrestling matches with his bros
This is true chichi is the type of woman to want a dozen kids you can tell
Her and Goku were dumb hillbillies and she didn't want Gohan to turn out moronic like his dad. See also
If you don't want your kids to turn out moronic, you shouldn't get dicked down by a dude with an IQ of 70.
Goku is high iq though
Goku is high IQ but he only chooses to use his high IQ for battle strategies.
he's a posterboy for autism as a superpower
no, she's actually the type of b***h you can't win with.
give her attention, she gets pissy and argues at you. neglect her, she gets pissy and argues at you. everything has to be exactly as she wants it, at best you're sitting being the little sister/brother she never got to play and have tea parties with like a living doll as a child(because she just wants power over someone else).
chichi is SHIT.
constantly having to cook food and buy groceries for her jackass, terminally broke, bottomless stomached husband
She didn't get dicked out enough by Goku.
typical asian parenting
The same old boomer trope about marriage. A wife obviously wants her husband at home at all times. If her husband keeps going out to do stuff and is never home, she's gonna be pissed. That has always been true
Gokuuuuu~uu let's have sex.
*toilet flushes* No you have gohan at home I need to train
>I was thinking we could train instead, come on Chichi. It’ll be fun
>launches her into the moon
no way gay
she didnt have CHADolah
She always wanted it, imagine how powerfull goku must be sex-wise?
she didn't understand goku touching her junk and thought he was proposing
Her father was a demon, so that's why she was a b***h
no, he's just a jomon mountainman chad.
Pretty sure the abridged series highlighted why Goku is a shitheel husband/father
All these DBZ threads are making me rewatch the show.
honestly i started rewatching the unedited/uncensored originals with the kikuchi score and japanese voices and it has so much charm an soul, i love it
i'd only rewatch dragon ball. sometimes in english, sometimes in japanese.
the japanese gets kind of annoying when you binge it though because from the first episode of db to the last episode of dbz they use the same mono soundtrack. that's something like 400 episodes
idk how anyone can listen to grandma goku, shit makes me wish i was deaf
i mean she's a b***h but at least she doesn't get her way unlike western media. she's skyler white but attractive
Daily reminder that Kamehasutra is CANON according to Toriyama himself.
I'm usually really into on-model porn but I can't do it with dragon ball. not against it, it's just not for me
Akira Toriyama hated her and joked about how fricked it would be if Goku married her and then he did it. Its in one of those dragon book interviews
why didn't Goku end up with Bulma
they were adventuring together and having fun since childhood.
also
>Gohan and Goten are 1/4 Ox
>why didn't Goku end up with Bulma
Based, Goku and Bulma are a much better couple than Goku and Chi-Chi. And Bulma has been adventuring with Goku since pretty much the beginning of the Dragonball franchise itself. But I guess they needed Goku's wife to be a foil for him so they chose Chi-Chi as his wife.
to be fair, gohan is default the top .05% strongest people on earth. he could focus on his brain and then spend a week in the time chamber to prepare to fight X villain.
>Manga Chi Chi is tolerable
>Toei needs filler scenes for the anime
>Turns character trait to 1000 and fills a lot of time with it
They do this with One Piece too
Typical Asian wife. When she's young and single she's cute and shares your hobbies. When she's married she becomes a cold tiger-mom who is anti-fun.
This is 10 times more true in Japan. The ones that move to the West mellow out. But the ones that stay in the orient stress the man and the kids out.
>goku refuses to become white collar celeryman
>instead becomes blue collar turnipman
i thought goku was carrot?
carrot cake
I'm about to eat some carrot cake now.
>working on your family farm for yourself and not to make some israelites rich
based.
Goku could probably single handedly make all other forms of farming obsolete. Just training armies of dudes who work as hard as a hundred of the most modern tractors, ripping up dirt and flying over fields to water them with actual water-tower buckets and shit. Make them like DBZ kung fu Mennonites and build like a whole slice of life anime around it, I would watch it.
Goku never kissed her canonically. Imagine how much femcel rage she has built up
not on the lips anyway
Nothing needed to be said about how Goku is a moronic deadbeat husband but couldn't Chichi herself improve their life situation easily? She could literally walk into a bank and say she's Goku's wife and they would give her money. Her two kids are literal gods among men. They could literally win any sport event on Earth, they could finish 200 construction jobs in a single day etc. It's literally her fault she's not living like a queen surrounded by her own harem of hot dudes.
wow you've got your headcanon going if you think any of that would be even a little bit in character
I understand Goku's family are simple and honest folks with good morality. My point is why doctors? It's like trying to make a fish climb trees. That superhero bit was actually the least moronic thing Gohan did with his life.
Also if you can still find them the DBZ porn comics by Prophet are still the best
Not enough sex from Goku