What the frick was the point of these dudes?

What the frick was the point of these dudes? They get promoted heavily in the marketing for M Reloaded but then turn up for five minutes with like three lines of stilted dialogue, contribute nothing to the plot and then get blown up in some lameass explosion.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there some EU stuff about the previous Matrix versions? The paradise one and the hellish one... Maybe some comic or animated shit or some book

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're from the spooky matrix unironically

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyMUEy3GMvs

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alpha build of Island Boys

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those two have sex with each other

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but they only penetrate each others shit holes with their dick shaped hair popsicles so it's not gay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      both sets are israelite twins with dreadlocks

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are white supremacists, their death symbolizes the collapse of the western civilization

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      or the Lebowskis or whateverthenameis who directed this

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want the answer in a lofty essay format: Notes on 'Camp' by Susan Sontag.

    I don't know how to tl;dr this one otherwise. It's spectacle, by way of Aristotle's Poetics (still applies to film to this day).

    As an analogy, some people have colour-blindness where they have difficulty distinguishing between adjacent colours. If you're not colour-blind, that 'absence' is your answer.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are a metaphor for Larry Wachowski’s testicles

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything to do with the Merovingian was horribly underutilized. His henchmen are supposed to be werewolves and vampires except all they have is super strength. Oh but there was that throwaway joke about the bullet being silver, but what's the point when you can just kill them with normal melee weapons?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never even understood the Merovingian's purpose in that movie either

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he machivaliened those quads into existence

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kane and Able were the only two who were werewolves. The twins were ghosts. The others were vampires and henchmen. The Matrix movie was explaining why we have all these myths and stories about them. The Oracle even says something along the lines of "every time you hear of Bigfoot or ufos...those are rogue programs doing what they are not supposed to be." I kind of accept Merv as Count Dracula even though the movie never says this.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ideally you could make the point across that you have these exiled programs with special powers that serve as the basis for mythological stories without going full fantasy in a sci-fi setting. Just the Merovingian's henchmen don't really do this enough and maybe the Twins actually do it too much by being spooky ghosts when they go incorporeal and also make better use of their powers outside of one action scene where it's actually detrimental because they go incorporeal to dodge attacks and fly out of the cars like idiots.

        But legends of werewolves and ghosts predate the machine war. If these are rogue programs why are they conveniently posing as already existing human myths? Doesn't seem very rebellious

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're not posing. That's what they were made as in the previous matrix. Then when it came time to be deleted, they fled and hid rather than submit. And they were able to find ways to sneak into the following matrix.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        99% of people didn't understand this because the fricking actor had the thickest French accent in the world.

        They should have just put up subtitles every time he spoke.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Merv as Count Dracula
        Shit, never made that connection

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >let's shoehorn le spooky ghosts and vampires into a science fiction movie by making them into glitches
      >fricking brilliant!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ideally you could make the point across that you have these exiled programs with special powers that serve as the basis for mythological stories without going full fantasy in a sci-fi setting. Just the Merovingian's henchmen don't really do this enough and maybe the Twins actually do it too much by being spooky ghosts when they go incorporeal and also make better use of their powers outside of one action scene where it's actually detrimental because they go incorporeal to dodge attacks and fly out of the cars like idiots.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lore building should have been matrix 2 and 3. Wtf were they thinking not utilizing it. Matrix 2 could have been the start to the machine war seen in Animatrix. Start from real world 1999 instead of Matrix 1 1999. AGI is eventually born. Humanity achieves machine singularity. It ends in all out war that leads into the events of Matrix 1. Matrix 3 could have been a survival story of the rogue programs through iterations of the matrix. Some how tie it into how Smith became a rogue himself.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trans allegories. Of course they were violent mass shooters to really hammer it home

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were too cool

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We are being underutilized
    >Yes we are

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just "yes men" ideas agreed with by the morons surrounding two soon to be trannies

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Action figures and video games. Same reason Jada Pinkett Smith’s character was so heavily promoted, even through she is a throwaway character

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fell for that fricking game meme. Horrible controls and horseshit "extra" scenes that didn't actually have any effect on my watching of the movies. Only good thing about it was the early realization that either you've got a good movie or you have some homosexualry that you need to sell.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey that's Mr. Getting and Mr. Aggravated

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched them when they came out but I honestly cant remember anything concrete about the sequels. Like i know these guys were in 2 or 3 but i have no idea. I lile the first one and will never watch the sequels again.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they looked cool

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think of kung fu, ninja tales ,or anime shit. The protagonist will encounter enemies that have new, hard to counter techniques / abilities. That's what they were. The Matrix movies are many things, and one of those things is a kung fu / martial arts series.

    btw, my friend (bio female) was super turned on by the twins. She went on about how they were so hot. Always thought that was odd.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything in the sequels can be explained with "because it's cool"

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who knows

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn live in the Monster Mash Matrix

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >contribute nothing to the plot
    dumb plotbabby. did you not pay attention? they were the primary antagonist in the freeway chase until the Agents showed up. we even get a cool bit of the Twins not exactly being on the same side as the Agents. what's important about that? well this goes on to showcase the very thing the Oracle spoke about like 20 minutes earlier, that the Matrix isn't exactly what we were taught by Morpheus in the first movie. it's a bit more complicated and nuanced than just machines/programs vs humans. there are programs that don't wish to obey (hell, we saw and heard that with Smith's monologue just before fighting Neo) and have some semblance of agency and will. this is heightened even further in Revolutions with Rama Kandra at the start of Matrix Revolutions where he speaks of experiencing 'human concepts and emotions' like love. machines/programs are in some sense becoming more human than machine.

    literally watch more movies and think, frick

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