what the hell am I watching?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the best adaptation of an 80s beat em up video game you'll ever get and good end to the Cinemaphile florida trilogy
    >PAIN & GAIN
    >SPRING BREAKERS
    >ROAD HOUSE 2024

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek the car is in park

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        deary me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek the car is in park

      I smell shillery

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://vadapav.mov/f/c64a18fc-8b7b-42cb-b71b-45287d403a0e/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There were hardly any fight scenes though

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Softcore gay porn

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the demise of your heterosexuality

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    terrible cgi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I first saw that scene, I thought it was a dream sequence because of how that truck moved

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >truck goes from 20 to 80 in a split second
      >walk off getting clipped by it

      why not start the truck further back and have it moving fast the entire time?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even most of the fight scenes had CGI enhancements. So bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jake's impeccable filmography has been tarnished

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe like 10 years ago. Since he never got his Oscar he just gave up and started doing trash.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he didn't know the CGI would be this laughably cheap and terrible.

        But he probably knew and just didn't care.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So you enjoy watching dudes kissing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the last good one he was in was Nocturnal Animals. 8 years ago.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This was disappointing
    Also I saw more blacks in the first 10min then I saw during my entire week long stay in the Keys.
    The CGI riddled fight scenes were the most disappointing. Its a movie primarily about fighting and they didn't even bother to make the fights look real or cool.

    It was a fun 2hr watch but I wont watch again. The original is perfect and didn't need this remake.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Filmed like shooting a zombie at close range. Embarrassing schlock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow looks terrible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ. Did they CGI his breasts jiggling?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >meet a guy after he badly injures a bunch of dudes and acts nonchalantly about it
    >watch a video of him killing his friend on the UFC right after winning the fight
    >inmediately jump on your ex's boat to go frick this dude
    What did they mean by Melchior's character?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >turns your trash film into a high-order KINO

    how does he do it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      got any screenshots of Conor's ass?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, check on heem

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        screenshot?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          foreskin intact?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I will now watch your movie.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is proof that just because they can reboot a thing doesn't mean they should reboot a thing

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pure kino

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a modern remake of an already mid movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098206/?ref_=tt_mv_close

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zoomie scum

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone say "i used to frick guys like you in prison"

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