what the hell am I watching?
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the best adaptation of an 80s beat em up video game you'll ever get and good end to the Cinemaphile florida trilogy
>PAIN & GAIN
>SPRING BREAKERS
>ROAD HOUSE 2024
kek the car is in park
deary me
I smell shillery
https://vadapav.mov/f/c64a18fc-8b7b-42cb-b71b-45287d403a0e/
There were hardly any fight scenes though
Softcore gay porn
the demise of your heterosexuality
terrible cgi
When I first saw that scene, I thought it was a dream sequence because of how that truck moved
>truck goes from 20 to 80 in a split second
>walk off getting clipped by it
why not start the truck further back and have it moving fast the entire time?
Even most of the fight scenes had CGI enhancements. So bad.
Jake's impeccable filmography has been tarnished
Maybe like 10 years ago. Since he never got his Oscar he just gave up and started doing trash.
I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he didn't know the CGI would be this laughably cheap and terrible.
But he probably knew and just didn't care.
So you enjoy watching dudes kissing
the last good one he was in was Nocturnal Animals. 8 years ago.
This was disappointing
Also I saw more blacks in the first 10min then I saw during my entire week long stay in the Keys.
The CGI riddled fight scenes were the most disappointing. Its a movie primarily about fighting and they didn't even bother to make the fights look real or cool.
It was a fun 2hr watch but I wont watch again. The original is perfect and didn't need this remake.
Filmed like shooting a zombie at close range. Embarrassing schlock
wow looks terrible
Jesus Christ. Did they CGI his breasts jiggling?
>meet a guy after he badly injures a bunch of dudes and acts nonchalantly about it
>watch a video of him killing his friend on the UFC right after winning the fight
>inmediately jump on your ex's boat to go frick this dude
What did they mean by Melchior's character?
>turns your trash film into a high-order KINO
how does he do it?
got any screenshots of Conor's ass?
Yeah, check on heem
screenshot?
foreskin intact?
I will now watch your movie.
This movie is proof that just because they can reboot a thing doesn't mean they should reboot a thing
pure kino
a modern remake of an already mid movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098206/?ref_=tt_mv_close
zoomie scum
does anyone say "i used to frick guys like you in prison"