What trades do elves work in?

What trades do elves work in?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t the elves in this universe live to be thousands of years old? How have they not conquered everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too busy getting high on elf weed and defending it online like 'ummm akschually it's good for you and doesn't make you unproductive at all'

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elves have their long life span balance out by a much less proactive nature. They don’t really wage wars or fight for conquest in the same way humans do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes sense. They’re like hippies and shit only mystical

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They used to have kingdoms everywhere but they all fell one by one thanks to Morgoth and Noldor autism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're like Whites, they used to conquer everything but cucked out and are now paralyzed by cultural malaise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      elves don't really frick all that much leading to not that many of them

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blacksmith
    Carpentry

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those damn elves want to make cheap shit for humans and take our jobs!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely how does this get approved as a good script and not one person during the entire billion dollar production says anything?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The streaming age increased the number of shows being made but not the number of talented writers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >genuinely how does this get approved as a good script and not one person during the entire billion dollar production says anything?
      Imagine a Skeksis in a business suit leering over the staff the entire time and you have to keep it happy or else it will order you fired.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A woman is in charge of israelitemazon Studios.
      Need I say more?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being on the right side of history is what's really important chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      report to HR for your struggle session

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be some elf guy
    >get to live forever
    >should I just chill and maybe work for my own pleasure and projects in our elf paradise?
    >naaaaaah, I'm gonna go work for some human scum in their kingdom and do what they tell me!!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should just put the illegal elves in cattle pens

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DAMN ELVES TAKIN OUR JERRBBS

    over a billion dollars spent making this show lmfao

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy can look kinda cool sometimes and they made him into an old lesbian.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pharazon set it up with this guy so he would look like an idiot to the crowd and then Pharazon could swoop in and play the voice of reason man of the people
    >huh-duh so you're telling me it's meant be moronic
    Unironically yes

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM ANGRY ABOUT ELVES

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lots. Various office jobs for example

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which office is this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        elfcon inc.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wtf i love immigrants now

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's that from?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's that from?
      The "Rings of Power" series.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for reminding me this exists and was solely created as a humiliation ritual

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably gold smithing, banking, money lending and pornography

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elf society is completely homosexual where lots of 'men' would become healers who refuse to hunt or go to war.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S2 battle set leak
    Get ready for siege warfare kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no thanks

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Dwarf Fort they breed and trade exotic animals, idk what else they do because they’re gay ass hippies who can’t do anything

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Numenor was an isolationist island nation, how exactly were elves going to come in and start taking people's jobs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bezos needed to get some pro immigration politico into the show. How else is he gonna get his cheap labour.

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