What trades do elves work in?
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What trades do elves work in?
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Don’t the elves in this universe live to be thousands of years old? How have they not conquered everything
Too busy getting high on elf weed and defending it online like 'ummm akschually it's good for you and doesn't make you unproductive at all'
Elves have their long life span balance out by a much less proactive nature. They don’t really wage wars or fight for conquest in the same way humans do
That makes sense. They’re like hippies and shit only mystical
They used to have kingdoms everywhere but they all fell one by one thanks to Morgoth and Noldor autism
They're like Whites, they used to conquer everything but cucked out and are now paralyzed by cultural malaise.
elves don't really frick all that much leading to not that many of them
Blacksmith
Carpentry
those damn elves want to make cheap shit for humans and take our jobs!
genuinely how does this get approved as a good script and not one person during the entire billion dollar production says anything?
The streaming age increased the number of shows being made but not the number of talented writers.
>genuinely how does this get approved as a good script and not one person during the entire billion dollar production says anything?
Imagine a Skeksis in a business suit leering over the staff the entire time and you have to keep it happy or else it will order you fired.
A woman is in charge of israelitemazon Studios.
Need I say more?
Being on the right side of history is what's really important chud
report to HR for your struggle session
>be some elf guy
>get to live forever
>should I just chill and maybe work for my own pleasure and projects in our elf paradise?
>naaaaaah, I'm gonna go work for some human scum in their kingdom and do what they tell me!!
they should just put the illegal elves in cattle pens
DAMN ELVES TAKIN OUR JERRBBS
over a billion dollars spent making this show lmfao
This guy can look kinda cool sometimes and they made him into an old lesbian.
Pharazon set it up with this guy so he would look like an idiot to the crowd and then Pharazon could swoop in and play the voice of reason man of the people
>huh-duh so you're telling me it's meant be moronic
Unironically yes
I AM ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
lots. Various office jobs for example
which office is this?
elfcon inc.
wtf i love immigrants now
What's that from?
>What's that from?
The "Rings of Power" series.
Thanks for reminding me this exists and was solely created as a humiliation ritual
probably gold smithing, banking, money lending and pornography
Elf society is completely homosexual where lots of 'men' would become healers who refuse to hunt or go to war.
S2 battle set leak
Get ready for siege warfare kino
no thanks
In Dwarf Fort they breed and trade exotic animals, idk what else they do because they’re gay ass hippies who can’t do anything
Numenor was an isolationist island nation, how exactly were elves going to come in and start taking people's jobs?
Bezos needed to get some pro immigration politico into the show. How else is he gonna get his cheap labour.