What was he thinking drinking the vodka while he's on a mission? What a life Bond lives
What was he thinking drinking the vodka while he's on a mission? What a life Bond lives
What was he thinking drinking the vodka while he's on a mission? What a life Bond lives
What would you do if you didn't have access to Eva Green's breasts anymore?
Liquor is a performance enhancer for some people
It's a major plot point in the Casino Royale novel that Bond gets deliberately hammered and pilled the frick out to calm his nerves before the big card game.
>No druk thread in days
Its over
Janny can't hang
this the druk thread?
WE DRUKIKNG BROTHER
Druk lads does anyone lose the ability to talk to people when they're hungover? I literally start mumbling like a moronic muppet and can't emote properly.
I'm so used to being a daily drinker that I have a hard time making eye contact unless I've had a drink or 2. Its sort of depressing because everyone now knows me as my drunk self so when I'm sober my family and friends think somthing is wrong.
He's a high-functioning alcoholic. You're just too young to understand what's going on.
So they must drink the vodka, right?
The better ending is Bond and LeChiffre steal all the money together and go on a 5 day bender with a GoPro and a midget sidekick
>le chiffre projectile vomits in a perfect parabolic arc onto a group of nearby slags
>MERELY A DERANGEMENT OF THE DIGESTIVE TRACT MY DEAR GIRLS
>ALL IN, I HAVE TWO PAIR
>Le Chiffre and Bond team up to steal that shitty 100 Years film John Malkovich stored away just to get the Louis XIII Cognac
what are we toasting to?
Probably the same things I think when I'm drinking at work.
He's licensed to liquor
but he hardly knows her
heh i see, druk is truly over........
How dare you.
/druk/ is forever.
I posted the wife.
Kino wife poster, true chad
As long as /druk/ is posting, Cinemaphile is not over.
This guy was a Soviet Spy during ww2, spent a lot of time in Japan and basically was the reason Russians could confidently send so many men on the Western front because they knew Japan wasn't trying to invade the continent thanks to the reports he was sending.
He was also a fricking alcoholic and would routinely get so fricking drunk he would crash his motorcycle with his pockets full of microfilms for the KGB.
It would make for good spykino in my opinion. But yeah, spies do drink while on the job.
>sharted the water so hard this morning it ripped my butthole
Its oger
I used to have this problem until I began eating more fiber, lots of water and having some hearty meal before going to bed ever time I drank.
I took the electrolyte pill maybe its time i now take the fiber pill
anon youve been sharting for like 6 months or more now. its time to seek help
No, i shart. Thats how i roll
His hippos weren't as famished as he first claimed.
>what was he thinking
"Wish I was at a gay bar"
Either post more or someone make a proper druk thread, this is depressing
Just got out of a week-long stint at a psych ward after going on an on-and-off bender for the entire month of July and ending up in a drunken mania.
It was actually incredibly refreshing and I made some good friends there who I hope contact me once they get out. Also the staff and food were great. Spent most of my time playing cards and Risk during the day then discussing philosophy with a depressed detective (with the most interesting life story I've ever fricking heard) at night then reading Tom Clancy books in bed.
Also one of the nurses was relatively thin but had the absolute fattest ass I've ever seen on a non-obese white chick, and I think it was apparent how much I stared.
Also having a Twisted Tea right now to even out my nerves.
Dude mania is how life is meant to be lived, as long as it's hypomania. Last time I went on a run I basically maimed my fricking depression with the raw power of my mind. Shit was glorious.
Hypomania is great. I had a solid week there where I was just super productive at work then came home and wrote bizarre music. Once I started blacking out and breaking shit was when it went dark.
Druk is finished
not for me, friend
I'm getting druk on a work night
Tell me more friend
I drink beer every time colleagues drag me to lunch and then they're like wtf
WELL DON'T DRAG ME TO LUNCH THEN homosexualS
Moore seemed like a legendary Drukmaster irl. I highly recommend the book he wrote while filming Live and Let Die.
He's sober enough to know what he's doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy doing it.
88 dubs. 3 in a row?! what trickery is this?
DRUK bros... i kneel
pouring up now
alcohol is BRUTAL. it never lets you go.
five years sober here and i will never be rid of my need of it.
>3 hour old druk thread
>40 replies
Its fricking over lmao
If we dont have a proper druk thread tomorrow im gonna do some terrible things
What, are you gonna kwy
30 minutes later, 6 posts. Fricking pathetic
It's still 7pm in the American Midwest. Give it another couple hours.
I will beat you druk betas to fricking death if you dont post
Say something interesting then.
I can actually experience hangovers again. Feels strange for that to something to be happy about.
I've been sober for the week but I have a giant bottle of really nice gin and tonic water waiting for me at home. Two glasses gets me absolutely hammered its like 50%
Significantly cut down my beer intake and have lost around 15 pounds in 6 months
Drink more
ive been sick since i drank saturday
sharting the water puking the bile
all because i romantized alcohol thanks to druk threads
what a life
send help
the one and only time I bought steel reserve I got like 6 or 7 cans and just dum,ped them on the conveyor belt. cashier had this look on his face I can't describe but you probably know it
anyway it tasted like shit, wasnt worth it
>Drink 15 cans
>Literally still sober
I just wanna gets tipsy and then drunk inside of 10 cans, why the frick did it have to end like this
I feel that. I drank 5 9.5% Golden Monkey beers the other day and felt literally nothing. Being 300lbs sucks for many reasons
Save your knees and hips anon
I am. I was 333 now I'm 305. Going gym 4-5 days a week and tracking every calorie (2000 a day) it'll take me alittle over a year but I'll get down to under 200 again
I haven't had a doc check up or blood test done in almost a decade. I am afraid if I do one it will come back that I am all fricked from drinking.
>Walk five steps
>Face goes bright red
Surely my blood pressure is fine..........
The more he drink the more sober he become, that's the logic here
>get druk
>start missing my ex gf every time
>end up writing emails to her she probably doesn't even read
>regret next day
I wish I didn't get so fricking sad when druk. I envy people who can just have fun on it. Alcohol just makes me emotional.
Started using PPIs my shits are much more healthy and I don't feel sick like someone punched me in the gut.
>horrible hangover
>do the stinkiest booze poos
>gain a new lease on life
I can literally just shit the problems away bros
>Tolerance is so high you cant become druk
HOW DO I FIX THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I feel like this has happened to me on a smaller scale, I've been consistently drinking since last Friday. not a constant bender but heavy bouts each night. last night I drank just under half a litre of vodka, 3 rum and cokes (two shots each) and a big bottle of beer. I'm not even that hungover now but I am a bit jittery. I probably had them spaced apart just enough to not go full moron
>detox ethanol panels show I process roughly .030/hr BAC
>the norm is .012/hr
I literally need 3 drinks per hour to feel anything
what are your go-to hangover foods lads
Today its a pint of water with electrolytes and then 2 Ibuprofen, 2 sips of Gaviscon and then about 90 minutues later 1lbs of Mince meat
Would you pass the test, Cinemaphile?
I cant get druk, so i dunno
What kind of moronic name is that
i occasionally try to find kina lillet at fancier bars/restaurants. still havent found one that can make a real bond martini
Do all alcoholics get liver cancer? Asking for a friend.
nah, they become immune
Then why did my dad die of it?
He was sober for twenty years, too.
Skinny alcoholics die of liver disease
Fat alcoholics die of heart disease
Anyone who makes it to be an old alcoholic (70+) dies of cancer
Simple as
My dad was fat and in his seventies. I am fat, so I guess I need to lose weight if I don't want to die of a heart attack. I also am vaxxed.
That martini has been stirred, it's not cloudy. Fake!
hate James Bond glowie proaganda simple as
>Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet
Tbh that sounds disgusting, just undiluted liquor with a bit of liqueur
I have chronic pancreatitis from drinking
Bond is a functional alcoholic in the books.
in the movie world james bond is the greatest spy ever lived and known
in the real world james bond is the worst spy ever lived and known
>the names Bond, James Bond