What was the best episode?

What was the best episode?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hash slinging slasher

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Magic Conch episode. It's a scathing indictment of religions and cults. Throughout the entire episode, Squidward is punished for not giving into Spongebob and Patrick's delusions. He refuses to entertain the notion that a conch shell could save his life. Like Job in the eponymous book of Job, he suffers tribulations that typically befall non-believers. He is without food or companionship. All he receives from Spongebob and Patrick is scorn and dismissal. Until finally, at last, he is broken beyond measure and gives into the conch. But the conch refuses to give Squidward anything. He mistakenly thought that turning to the conch in desperation would save him. By that point, he was no longer an atheist, but he was deemed unworthy. The episode ends with the conch becoming apathetic to the plight of everyone, even its devout believers. Squidward, Patrick, Spongebob and the Park Ranger all do as the conch asks, "nothing." They sit in quiet likely to die from starvation.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SB-129

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wet Paint.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one is that?
      I like the storm one where they hole-up at SpongeBob’s house
      >have cocoa, tea, play board games, play tic tac toe, have hot cocoa….

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one where Barnacle Boy becomes evil and they become the Fantastic 4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great episode.
      >Krakatoa
      >mis appear

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one were sponge dies permanently and squiward cries

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the kinoplex one or the pizza one

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the paper
    legitimately the most fun episode

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated for sure
      both that and idiot box are two sides of the same coin

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Band geeks

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    idiot box

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shanghaied

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This for me, although there are many worthy contenders

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That episode where SB gets depressed and Sandy and Patrick are trying to help him. Some of the best absurdist humor on television.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you mean when he breaks his butt and locks himself inside?
      cartoon episodes that end in a live-action family turning off the TV in shame are always kino

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rock Bottom

    frick bros how are there so many classic episodes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      every episode from seasons 1-3 are classics i don't think there's a single bad one

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's the best spongebob episode?
    >people mention loads of S2 and S3 episodes immediately
    ah...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 1 has lots of good stuff

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it does, but it's a bit weaker, and i'm just happy nobody is saying
        >I LIKE THE CAMP CORAL EPISODE WHERE THEY FART

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SpongeBob is old news. The Patrick star show is what generation alpha is watching and it's beautiful

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is bait, yes?
      This show is cancer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sorry lad. I only speak English and french. You should learn one of those. Sorry you’re brown 🙁

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are any of the seasons besides 1,2,3 and the first movie worth watching?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of 4 maybe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 4 has a handful of really good ones but otherwise nothing standout and you better stay as far away as possible from S5 and anything after it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      S4 has handsome squidward's episode which isn't too bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 and 5 have good episodes. However, the writers have started to flanderize the characters so SB becomes a dumb child, Patrick becomes a braindead butthole, Squidward becomes "I LE HATE EVERYTHING" etc. Don't listen to trannies who spread this hoax that "ACKHUALLY THE LATEST SEASONS ARE GOOD/NOT AS BAD", all seasons past 6 are just pure trash. Second movie is 6/10 and 3rd movie is goyslop.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        even in S4 the adherence to "look, look at the gross" was obviously turned up hard. they kept up with that shit, even when family guy stopped doing jokes like "peters head being exploded like an AT-ST between two logs"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I genuinely never understood the gross shit. Does anyone in the world find it funny? There were even some awful unintentional horror episodes like the Squid Baby and that fricked up episode about a monster pet that laid eggs. I can't imagine what it was like being Steven Hillenburg and watching your comedy sea life show for children be turned into some satanic fetish torture monster porn.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what i can't imagine is saying "yeah we're not doing 'spongebob babies' or anything", dying, and them immediately making 'spongebob babies' while your corpse is still warm

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its either the chocolate episode, opposite day or the one with Man Ray's tickle belt

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i honestly couldn't say. for the past 20 years or so, spongebob is usually on a tv somewhere but i never watched much of it. i've seen probably 10 episodes in total and i can't remember what they were about.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the (first?) halloween one is comfy and all I can think of for the rest are just memes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      also the one where sponge "adopts" the pet jellyfish and parties with it

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the sea bear episode.
    love the slightly eerie atmosphere of it and how it builds up to the sea bear attack the entire episode. also ends on a funny punchline

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one where patrick becomes a troony and everyone tries to date him

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chocolate with Nuts, but there are several acceptable answers

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