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>that episode where Ross went full /misc/ and started to beat the shit out of random black people on the street while shouting about how much he hates Black folk
honestly not sure how that got past the ratings board even back then
It was a different time, anon.
this actually happens in the movie edmond with william h macy
pretty good flick. i had black roommates in college i watched it with and they thought it was hilarious
holy shit i forgot that movie existed. 10/10 kino that ends with him talking about how everyone ends up where they want to be then snuggles up with his black prison bf and gives a little smile.
>that episode where Ross calls Charlie a Black person and spits on her during sex
>that episode where Joey asks Ross if Julie’s pussy was horizontal
>that episode where Chandler converts to Islam and throws his dad off of a building whilst quipping “this isn’t the first time I’ve tossed you off”
How did they get away with it?
>that episode where Chandler converts to Islam and throws his dad off of a building whilst quipping “this isn’t the first time I’ve tossed you off”
bruh
in retrospect it was probably a bad idea to let sam raimi write an episode
And remember that time when ross assaults women?
U N A G I
he's so good
Weirdest part is they weren't even filming that day.
it was a problematic show
it was wrong back then and it is now
honestly back then I didn't think gay people were real
You hadn't looked in a mirror?
gottem
I was fantasizing about getting dozens of replies and derailing the thread when I posted that. Life is cruel.
You'll get em next time champ
bump
It'll work one day anon
I was the anon you initially burned, I laughed
you've certainly derailed my sides anon
What a funny thing to wake up to. Normally I just hide the thread in embarrassment after one of my jokes fails.
it's very chandler-esque.
Put me in the screencap.
TOMA
nice
Yow! The ultimate Burn.
>anon vanquished
i had a boss in high school (worked in a kitchen) who believed that being gay isn't real and we just see more gays now because people get influenced by the media and it's more accepted. he said it's perfectly normal and straight to suck another man's penis.
>he said it's perfectly normal and straight to suck another man's penis.
sus
he was an interesting guy. hardcore jersey guy. paid me under the table. thought people who smoked weed should get life in prison.
>paid me under the table
literally?
no it's a figure of speech
yeah but like it would be funny if it wasn't though
growing up everyone in the small town i lived in knew someone who was gay or mostly straight people who sometimes did gay shit but we cared about it so little that we just didn't acknowledge or think about it ever. it was a real rural frickfest down there
>it was a real rural frickfest down there
All the posters who talk about moving to rural areas to escape degenerates should take note.
>moving to rural areas to escape degenerates
jfc where to even begin, you've heard about Florida right?
I’m from a rural area, so I know what’s up. It’s a warning to all the morons that post about moving to the country and finding a bunch of morally upright traditional people.
yeah literally only difference is these days there'll be like one gay dude (1/3 of the women will be ""bisexual"") that keeps to himself except in the occasional instances where he becomes a rape machine. Everyone is constantly cheating on their significant other and getting each other pregnant. On the plus side if you can read aloud without constant pauses and mispronunciation you're a genuis to them. If they get started talking about cars or construction back out quick otherwise that illusion gets shattered real quick
okay my phrasing was a bit redundant but you guys get it
I still don't. It's a modern religion.
I knew gay people were real when I was a kid because my great uncle was "very close to his mother" as my grandma put it and little 6 yo me was very confused because I thought for sure she must be dead by now
I somehow made up that my great uncle had his mum's corpse under his bed like Joana of Castile (frick knows how I knew about Joana of Castile but not homosexuality when I was 6), and one christmas my great uncle came to stay with a huge suitcase and I ran away screaming and crying because I thought my great-great-grandmother's corpse was in there
Anyway my grandma explained to me what gayness was after that
Also it turned out that my great uncle wasn't even gay he just had his balls shot off during the war
t.
Not surprising that someone who thinks like that uses Phoebe as their mouthpiece
saved
reddit spacing
They made Ross look like chudjak.
The “words of wisdom” coming from Phoebe is funny, giving that she was the least moral of them all.
I think that was the point of her character, to emulate a real world stereotype.
If it was remade for today she'd probably be one reddit arguing to legalise all drugs and abusing certain righteous political trends to make a quick buck.
>she was the least moral of them all
accurate representation of a libtard
>probably pretty poorly
Which is why it’s one of the most watched things on streaming services and you have three cats and no eggs
It was funny then and it's ever funnier now. Based Friends.
me in the bottom corner of panel 3
> brave_
> mfw he fell for it
The comic is accurate in that Phoebe is the least funny one like normal
I agree. r/thedonald should go back.
I thought the satchel bit was from Seinfeld
there is an episode where joey is going for an audition and asks rachel to get him something from work that will make him stand out, and she convinces him to take the mens satchel. must have been an inside joke with the writers at nbc to make the same jokes about it on two different shows
I think the anon you're quoting is wrong, I've watched every Seinfeld episode and don't remember it happening there.
what would the person who wrote this think of the episode where Phoebe refuses to believe in evolution and the episode comes down in her favor?
That its awful because she didn't believe the heckin science
These people are morons, they have no problem holding conflicting viewpoints. You can't point out logical inconsistencies in their worldviews and expect them to reevaluate.
It never seems to occur to the woke crowd that any of the things they do currently might be considered politically incorrect in another 20 years. Look how quickly RuPauls Drag Race went from being the peak of progressivism to problematic
I truly hope we can look back at this 100 genders shit and troony acceptance nonsense and wonder what the frick we were on about. Cuz if they dont put a lid on this shit, we're gonna be accepting MAPs as much as we accept trannie shit
Once people get bored with trannies, furries are going to be next, mark my words. Same as how trannies became fashionable after gays got too normalised
if your only criticism of 100 gender ideology is that it might lead to pedophilia, you're just a reactionary moron that is completely incapable of articulating why he doesnt like something and thinks if he just screeches PEDOS! he wins
come on anon, put a little effort in, you can surely find a way to criticize this insanity without going "IT'LL LEAD TO PEDOS!"
>Look how quickly RuPauls Drag Race went from being the peak of progressivism to problematic
Never watched this. What's supposed to be wrong with it?
Drag Queens is to trans culture what blackface minstrel shows are to black culture, also RuPaul himself has said various spicy things about trannies
>trans culture
>blackface minstrel shows are to black culture
whats the deal with those? why shouldnt an actor portraying black paint his face?
Criticising FRIENDS is anti-semitic
Of course, nothing from current year will age poorly at all! Modern SJW morals will always be correct and righteous.
not as poorly as the average woman, am i rite?
>normoids have gotten so thin skinned that fricking "Friends" is too edgy.
How do these people function in the real world?
They don't. They live in bubbles in big cities with other thin-skinned morons.
>live in bubbles in big cities
Dude small town people are the ones that live in a fricking bubble.
Ah yes big city people love trannies, blacks, morons, and high tax. Based city slickers! Open minded!
says the guy who asks
>how woke is it? Tell me
before watching any movie or a show
yes, two things that are nothing alike are nothing alike
It aged great
Oh Fat Monica definitely would have trouble flying
>Satoshi Kon, now that was an artist. Miyazaki walks among us today.
What did Chandler mean by this?
I've been fapping to seasons 4,5 and 6 rachel for like 20 years
she confirmed in the dvd commentary that these were fake nipples
Yeah, Jennifer Aniston is full of shit. She's trying to save face after the fact.
If you've seen any of her nudes, she has giant nipples, and the Friends producers knew how to keep the boyfriends watching. Jen herself absolutely loved the attention back in the day.
Jennifer in front of the camera, nipples protruding. Such a disgrace. A mess.
>Phoebechads won
Aces
Won what? The Uggo Award?
horses
Wtf I'm a horsefricker now
built for :>=
How the frick did Jen end up getting hotter as she aged?
Monica season 1...
Phoebi hair season 1...
>Phoebi
sorry Febi*
Aniston always looked good
Perry peaked in the first season, got ugly for a while then went back to being good looking in the last few seasons
LeBlanc looked good until the end
Cox always looked good, peaked about halfway through
Kudrow looked good until the last couple seasons
Schwimmer didn't look good until halfway
>Aniston always looked good
Still does.
you can tell exactly when Perry was slamming his face in a pile of coke with this, thats funny as frick
when?
At 23.
In season 7 Monica is an absolute stone cold vixen and Chandlerlooks like he's hanging on by a fricking thread.
9
1
2
1
1
5 or 10
>all the women ended up with long straight hair with nice bangs
>all the men ended up with homosexual bed head spikes
the worst part of the 90s was the forced metrosexualization
10 Rachel
7 Monica
1 Phoebe
>Aniston tie between 7 and 9
>Perry 1
>LeHotdinner 1
>Cox 7
>Kudrow 1
>Schwimmer 10
the episode where ross rapes monica, and joey helps gas light her into believing it was a fricked up dream and she's just perverted
I remember that scene where reese witherspoon is playing rachels sister and at the end she says to ross "and you? I come on to you and you turn me down, what are you gay?". Lot's of other gay and troony jokes as well.
Chandler's dad is the best troony joke in the show.
Sure, there are tons of jokes about how having a troony for a dad had a negative effect on chandlers life. couldn't portray it like that today
I get it: A man, duh.
1). Rachel's left nipple.
2). Rachel's right nipple.
Oh man what’s the fat episode?
Joey, Chandler, and Monica's watersports threesome on the beach.
>that episode where Ross became a plastic surgeon, and snorted mountains of coke off huge basketball sized fake breasts
That's actually a kino movie, I remember watching it when I was like 12. Lots of breasts.
Ross not wanting his son to have a Barbie so he wouldn't be a gay
Being all white is #1 isn't it. In fact I think the other 7 things were just included to make it less obvious that they really just hate white people.
All ~~*white*~~
Only 2/6 are israelites though.
an all white/"white" cast
So what exactly makes a sit com funny today if you can’t make jokes about anyone/anything?
They aren't funny nowadays, that's why there's such a reliance on laugh tracks, because otherwise people don't know that a joke was told
What would Friends be like if it took place in the 80's?
wud fugg
i would watch a modern day friends 2bh
>phoebe is an anti-vax crystal mommy
>joey starts a podcast on a whim and becomes extremely successful
>ross and rachel are still on again off again but they're also always switching genders
>monica becomes fat again but also a swimsuit model
>chandler becomes a crypto bro only to lose all of his money to a zoomer twitch streamer scam
No you wouldnt, none of them would be white or straight
joey get ipad
Without reading, I can only guess
>Lack of diversity
>Mocking trans people
>Mocking fat people
>Mocking gay people
>Sexual assault as humor
>Incest as humor
>Alcoholism as humor
>Joey being too rapey
>Ross being sexist
Don't forget
>Ross banging his hot young student
Based Ross. She was the hottest girl on the show.
Yes she was.
it was a stupid storyline, ross wouldn't risk his career for that.
Monica was easily the hottest person on the show
>the one where Rachel leaves dirty dishes in the sink overnight so Monica sits on her face for hours
is every zoomer literally on the verge of suicide at the slightest 'trigger' they see on the media these days?
are you kidding anon, they love this shit. they feel a massive dopamine hit when they see something that "didn't age well" because it means they get to post about it on social media and get upboats
>omg I'm shocked and offended
>I can haz attention nao?
this place is exactly the fricking same, you stupid frog.
I'm convinced most of them only do it for attention. They know they'll get tons of likes and possibly an article if they point this stuff out. I simply don't believe that anyone is so weak that they have a personal crisis from Ross making a joke about a Barbie doll.
based Geller poster
Some of the cast are white gentiles
>ITT: Anons of Cinemaphile realise Friends was actually pretty based
Today is a good day
should i start watching Frens now?
Of the top of my head:
Fat Monica
Ross dating a student
Even suggesting Rachel may have been wrong about "the break"
Chandlers dad being a troony
Gunther being portrayed as a hopeless romantic rather than a creepy incel
>Gunther being portrayed as a hopeless romantic
lol
he was a creep. just a harmless one only hurting himself.
based fat monica
The problem is self censorship. I'm sick of all these morons being scared of doing something slightly edgy because of twittoids reaction. Why do they care so much?
my guess, it's very immediate, loud feedback and the people investing money want to capitalize on that. they don't get it (yet) that these people are fricking losers screaming into the void.
I now remember that they view Cinemaphile has some kind of evil shadow cult trying to bring society down. It's kind of funny.
>this was acceptable humor in 2001
>in 2022 kathleen turner immediately looks around for other offended people to guess her own reaction
Making fun of trannies was normal until sometime around 2010.
the timing isn't random, it's when the internet became mainstream and centralized, and since they're hyper-online, they were able to control online discourse and have it affect real life that way. They become moderators of reddit forums. They tweet 10 times a day. They own the discord servers. From there they're able to police people heavily and influence real life, even though they never leave their house to actually join the rest of us in real life.
Monica getting cornrows and dating Richard
gay/lesbian jokes
The one where Ross salutes the rank not the man
don't mind me just posting some based phoebe
one for the boys
one for the girls
>that running joke where Phoebe denies the Holocaust
I don’t even get what they were thinking with that back then . 90s were the “who cares” decade but even that’s a bit edgy