What would a new Rambo movie set in the current geopolitical landscape be about?
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What would a new Rambo movie set in the current geopolitical landscape be about?
They would be a strong black non-binary woman who is also obese and has vitiligo. Rambo himself would be the antagonist representing oppressive patriarchy of the white cis male. Protagonist would end up killing him by sodomizing him with his own gun.
actually mindbroken
delete reddit and go outside
>black soldier comes back for iraq
>goes to see white buddy
>buddy’s mom tells him that his friend od’d on fent a a week ago
>walks to random town
>racist chud cop stops him and takes him in for loitering
>gets molested by zesty psychotic black cop who insists on stripping him down and “bathing” him
>sexual abuse triggers him and he goes full Rambo mode and actually kills most of the cops save for the zesty rapist one who was smart enough to play dead
> chud cop
Hollywood would never allow a troony being the antagonist
>I'm fighting for....gender reassignment clinics in Russia and the right for African and Arab immigrants to culturally enrich it.
russia sucks off the west when it needs to, them fighting over the Donbas doesn't mean dick
>still pushing the fake rambo 3 credits
reminder this is something people made up
IT WAS NEVER in the original cut of the movie.
there are no alternative endings
i don't see the big deal, back then they were freedom fighters, weren't they? it's only after 9/11 and the war on Terror that that changed but that was decades after.
The mujahideen were composed of many different people with often contradictory ideas about how to run Afghanistan. A portion of the mujahideen that also happened to be conservative Islamic scholars eventually formed the Taliban. It’s really annoying when people push the whole “America made the Taliban” thing when it’s not true at all.
Retcon
it was debunked
I promise I’ve seen it with my own eyes
dont let them fool you brave anon mandala effect and debunk are just other words for retcon youll always be right theyll always be wrong never forget
also ur gay and i fricked ur mom booyah
NO DON'T BELIEVE YOUR HECKING EYES
DEBUNKED LISTEN TO YOUR DEBUNKERS
CLOSE YOUR EYES, PLUCK THEM OUT IF THEY OFFEND THE SYSTEM
This is a lie. There is nothing wrong with praising the mujahideen. James Bond also praised them
I’ve literally seen it on tv
Rambo goes to prison for drifting through DC on Jan 6th and following the crowd into the capitol
coming home from iraq, getting a shitty job selling matresses for some korean. finding out burning shit for years has given you cancer. filling out paperwork to have your treatment financed only to be ignored by the VA. Becoming weaker and weaker, cursing towelheads with your last breath.
it's gonna be like Philadelphia but less gay.
>NOTHING IS OVER. NOTHING.
>Back then, I used to post 300 reply posts, organize raids, NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET A SINGLE (You) POSTING SNEED
Perfection.
Although I hate pedos, this made me laugh harder than I feel ok about.
You can have edgy humor without being a pedo
Rambo will be a black trans with bigot ptsd.
>I CANT FIND YOUR FEMININE PENIS!
>We were in this bar in Orlando, right? And this chud comes up saying 'cope and dilate' Joey says no, I go to get a couple of beers, the chud beat my valid friend all over the place, he's laying there screaming 'I WANNA DILATE, I WANNA DILATE JOHNNY I WANNA DILATE' his axe wound keeps bleeding, he keeps screaming I WANNA DILATE JOHNNY I WANNA DILATE i say WHAT, I CAN'T FIND YOUR FRICKING DILATOR'
LMFffaO
I respect this. So many lefties just switched from "ukraine is nazi, russia is great!" to "we have always hated russians, we love ukraine!"
To the few stubborn idiots who stood their ground and did not bow to the pressure of public opinion, I salute you. Even if you are despicable prostitute-sons.
I mean... some of them went back to "Ukraine is nazi!" after the banana incident.
What incident is that? The monkey putin maymay?
nah, some african "mercenary" fighting for russia got caught by the Ukrainians and they took pictures of him posting with a banana in hand.
And yet, the fact that they even bother to take him as a POW instead of just killing him with the rest of the zigger scum still proves the ukraine has the moral high ground
>here's one of those saviors of the White race I was telling you about. . .
Latuff is still alive?
>They're all gone, sir. I'm the last one.
Rambo VI follows Rambo as he joins Hamas and Hezbollah in their fight against the IDF
Rambo is hunted by the Biden administration for his problematic views.
Rambo goes into Gaza to save the brave Israeli prisoners from the lethal onslaught of the Palestinians
Non meme answer. Rambo was anti war (for one movie lol) it would be about a soldier chud from montana coming home and realising he was fighting for trannies and black lives matter and now american patriotism is condemned.
It wasn't anti-war per se, the message was more about how horribly society treated the young boys who returned from Vietnam with countless scars and injuries and lifetime psycholigical trauma which I do concede is pretty much anti-war but the franchise potential was too great and Rambo 2 and 3 were kino. They had a moment of emotional catharsis in 1 but that doesn't mean they were making some Apocalypse Now condemnation of war.
>cries about war
>first blood part 2
>rambo 3
>rambo
>last blood
yea ok
People hated Vietnam soldiers cause they lost, the child killing was just an excuse.
How about a new rambo for the zoomie generation where he didnt even go to war he just snaps because he cant deal with working a 9-5 and having student debt.
And then one fateful day his flight gets cancelled so he has to interact with someone from flyover states and they dont ask his preferred pronouns and he just kicks off.
>Rambo just goons for 90 minutes
a) what skills could he POSSIBLY employ in that scenario
b) that's literally just a Falling Down setting, dumbass
Trans surgery gone wrong for a January 6th veteran that crushed the insurgency.
>Carlos Latuff
Literal cuckold
a teen aged survivor a school shooting undergoes training to fight the war on schools. loses his unit in a vietnamese dense or white nuclear family neighborhood when little nguyen or timmy decided he's had enough. teenage rambo then roams about virginia or something
>bull dyke mixed race soldier comes back from afghanistan
>goes to see white troon friend
>xe died from self loathing
>mother blames whiteys for bullying xer to suicide
>dyke drifts into a quiet orderly town
>fifthly, haven't washed clothes for weeks
>body odour stings eyes
>goes into a cafe
>orders chicken wings
>pimply junior worker: "no chicken wings here ma'am"
>wrong pronoun
>dyke starts Black person mouthing off about white male privilege
>911
>cops rocks up
>just honest family men respected by the town doing their job
>dyke is non cooperative gets physically threatening
>long struggle
>cop wrestles her down into cuffs
>takes her in
>other cops tries to get finger prints
>dyke screams about being oppressed
>cops temporarily confiscate belongings
>dyke screams about its rights being violated
>cops give soap, towels and clean change of clothes and direct her to showers
>dyke has a tantrum and throws soap, towels back at cops, stars breaking shit
>cops over power her and throw her behind bars
>dyke screams about police brutality
>white guy locked up next cell
>lectures him about how his kind contributes the decline of black race for 10 hours straight
>dyke doesn't realise she was lecturing a corpse
>white guy actually bled himself out 9 hours ago "to make it stop"
>colonel Shantell rocks up to town
>educates cops about black oppression and demands dyke to be released
>cops: "no"
>colonel Shantell calls white house
>president Fatima Al-Nassr issues executive order to release the dyke
>also orders to dissolve the cop station staff and instate woman HR team
>cops that remain must undergo diversity training
>one of the cops suddenly feels comfortable to come out of the closet
>gay sex scene somewhere
>credits
wait, Ukraine is Nazis? I thought they were the bad guys
Russia's stated main war goal is to deNazify Ukraine
that can't be right. that would mean Russia is antifa leftist. but they are based? What's going on?
Nearly all far left parties in Europe are bankrolled by Russian glowies
so we should support Ukraine?
>We thank the brave Aзoв fighters of Ukraine
A would be Rambo (athletic and Chad like white male) refusing to join the military because the US and the military are rotting with woke anti white gay race communism and he doesnt want to go die for Israel or fight for trans story time in Uganda or something.
Old rambo fights the cartel on his ranch
>Nazis good except when they’re from Ukraine then Nazis bad and Soviets good!
it's funny because that is literally the opposite of the media narrative
it's funny because you electiontrannies are as braindead as lefties
How is that anything but the truth though.
When it kicked off everybody was falling over themselves to explain away the swastikaflags.
you can find dipshit right wingers waving Nazi flags in the American military too. turns out volunteer murderers aren't the brightest of people.
Yeah but you dont get cnn running cope news about how swastikas arent bad because in hindusim is hast nothing to do with mustache man or whatever when other people do it...
It already happened, American Sniper
A israelite playing a Ukrainian returns from the Eastern Ukraine.
A reboot where Rambo is an Afganistan veteran. Boomers are already dying so it's time for America to move on from whining over Vietnam and focus on other wars they lose
>Latuff
Literally a self proclaimed proud cuckold lmao
Rambo storming the capital on Jan 6th and being shot for it.