What would he be doing now if he had lived?
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Kevin James would not have a career.
making kino
Dying.
living in a van down by the river
He was so self-destructive I cannot imagine him living long, even if he hadn't died when he did.
winning best actor in the whale
eating something
probably woulda been a trumper chud like everyone else in the early 90s Sandler SNL crew
his brothers are both rightwingers so probably pretty likely. his one brother starred in this STICK IT TO THE LIBKEKS kino playing a parody of Michael Moore
>ask a benign question
>enter thread to have an incel meltdown about "trumpers" and "chuds" without anyone else mentioning them
Why are you like this?
leftists are mentally ill
their religion is id politics, their god is george floyd and their priests are troons
Medicare commercials on daytime TV.
Those ads are sad, but hopefully he got paid enough. Gotta love the random photo of a lion.
Continuing to hone his comedic craft of making self depreciating fat jokes and yelling really loudly
Would've just won best actor for the Whale with zero prosthetics
its either this or he woulda lost weight and it woulda made him unfunny because a skinny Chris Farley is just wrong. either way ya look at it his best option was pulling a Belushi and dying young and going out on top a legend. he woulda tarnished his lecagy if he was still around today doing the same tired LOL FAT GUY ACTING CRAZY shtick in his 50s
shit, it was tiresome before he died, a one trick pony
he would be shitposting on Cinemaphile dunking on the troony jannies
vax death 100%
The Down by the River Podcast presented by FanDuel
he would have ruined Shrek with his flat delivery
Yeah that was terrible. It totally missed the appeal of Chris Farley. He wasn't an annoyed straight man, that was David Spade, he was supposed to be over-the-top and goofy. And a big part of his humor was the (cocaine-fueled) physical comedy of having a big fat guy moving so energetically, which isn't unusual or funny in animation.
>What would he be doing now
Heroine, cocaine, heroine and cocaine, and/or something stronger.
He missed out on fent, he went way too early.
Wish we coulda got a few more Farley/Spade buddy comedies
Never got why Tommy Boy is beloved but nobody likes Black Sheep, they’re basically the same movie only I guess Tommy Boy has a bit more heart
That audience reaction would be completely different today
>What would he be doing now if he had lived?
Probably working with Adam Sandler and his crew. He'd never make it though.
Sure he would have made it, had the addictions stayed under control.
Norm, Sandler, Spade, Carvey, Hartman--they all thought he was exceptionally talented. Norm said he was the funniest person around. The problem was he became the 'guy who just falls down and screams', especially by his last year of SNL, and the other side of his ability--like the earnest sensitivity of the Chris Farley show sketches were he was an awestruck fan interviewing celebrities was gone. SNL in 94-95 was a disaster generally, the show nearly got cancelled and most of the cast was axed, but I'm sure he would have ended up in a good, balanced comedic spot before the end of the decade
Did Family Guy go too far with this one?
Most likely he would have been MeToo'd by some half-assed female comic who Farley had real feelings for but acted "inappropriate".
It would be either this or working with Adam Sandler. If you're in Hollywood today you need to be able to avoid clout chasing women and he just seems like the type to have fallen for a honeytrap.
He wouldn't.
Probably would have started doing more serious roles, Also the Shrek series would have been different had he lived