my first wish would be to have convenient shits with little to no cleanup so im not wiping in the bathroom for 40 minutes on average each time i have a bowel movement
Yeah she was like 39 when Jeannie ended and still smoking hot. When they did the Jeannie reunion movie she was like 55 and was showing her age a bit but she still had a sexy flat tummy.
A toasted sandwich and some salt and vinegar chips. I have a strong suspicion I might get my wish in the next hour or so.
Madsen 1902
monke gf
You're free Jeannie, now start sucking
more wishes
Unexcelled, perfect enlightenment.
And yes I'm aware of the irony.
>to be a women
A coke.
But none of the Black folk and hispanics are out of America yet.
Superpowers
If I get to pick I’d do Superman after he marinated in the sun so I basically become a new age god
I think his wishes were unlimited so you don't have to worry about that.
I'd be too busy busting nuts in Jeannie, so I guess I'd wish for the ability to frick as much as I want. immortality and money too but later.
what the frick, i came here to joke about having sex with genie girls and I'm watching an entire episode of this now, wtf
its a good show
that show is all about the sexual tension of wanting to frick a cute genie.
switch the timeline back
For the Goo from Village of the Giants
TND
gem
A shopping cart on top of a flag pol
A copy of Darconville's Cat
The power to crush my enemies.
One of these.
that everyone on the planet except me shrunk to half their height. that would be so fricking funny
Total israelite death.
Death
To cum like a guy in hentai
Obtuse, Rubber Goose, Green Moose, Guava Juice, Birthday Cake, Giant Snake, Large Fries, Chocolate Shake!
For her to be my wife
my first wish would be to have convenient shits with little to no cleanup so im not wiping in the bathroom for 40 minutes on average each time i have a bowel movement
>40 minutes on average
What kind of fricked up diet/bowel disease do you have Anon?
why not just wish to never need to shit?
that sounds like a very easy path to a wish going wrong
I met her at DOTD Atlanta a couple months ago. She was cool.
WALLED
she's 91, it's ok
When you are 90 years old, all you need to do is be able to function and not shit your pants to be hot.
I'm jealous.
i wouldn't wish for anything so i could have a genie to talk with every now and then
>increase world hunger
>eliminate the internet
>make every nuke on the planet explode at the same time
>increase the sea level
Savage
>>make every nuke on the planet explode at the same time
How much damage would that really do? They're all off in military bases in the middle of nowhere or in submarines.
>b-but muh nuclear winter
meme
For her to give me a topless bj
Barbara Eden was hot for a long time this is her at 26
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the Jeannie stuff was when she was in her mid to late 30s
she's like 50 in this
you'll never see a woman naturally age like again
Yeah she was like 39 when Jeannie ended and still smoking hot. When they did the Jeannie reunion movie she was like 55 and was showing her age a bit but she still had a sexy flat tummy.
at 55 no woman is going to be prime but just the fact that she was still frickable at 55 naturally is really remarkable.
Yeah she was frickable until she was about 60. And tbh I still would today because its fricking Barbara Eden.
seriously at 60 she looked like a mid 30s roastie in current year. it's was insane
if you wouldnt frick that you are gayer than aids
I would 100% but my point was wow at 60 she was more frickable naturally than current year roastie in her late 30s. her longevity is remarkable.
absolutely, she was still cute at 60 which is unheard of today with women walling at half her age when she was 60.
she was still so cute.
Complete control of South fork and Ewing oil
Agua
To become a real street homie
Sex
hunty gf
I wish whenever I snapped my fingers a little dick would appear between her legs but only for 24 hours
To live in a world before smartphones, to look like a slightly above average guy, and to be immortal. That should cover it I think.
Gameboy, chocolate cake, and a threescore with her and Lauren Holly.
A few superpowers
>Mass hypnosis
>Ghost mode
>Super intelligence
>Control of space-time
And a beautiful, loyal harem.