Whatever happened to Final Destination?

Whatever happened to Final Destination?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They reached their final destination

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They arrived.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These movies pissed me off.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the first one would have been a cool x files episode

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It ended in a satisfying way that wrapped up the series in a closed loop and they decided to leave it alone and that’s a good thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It concluded in a very satisfying way. No need to make more.

      Although, you might say those shitty Escape Room movies are the spiritual successors to Final Destination.

      That doesn't actually explain why they disappeared. Why hasn't there been a crappy revival for a cashgrab?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That doesn't actually explain why they disappeared
        They weren't as profitable after the third one. 5th one was the swan song.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there was supposed to be one but it got COOFED.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It didn’t close any loop though. In the last movie, the grim reaper tells the doomed characters that he’s seen this before; people cheating death and death coming back for them. The last movie is before the first movie, so there’s cases before that one that the movies haven’t addressed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bludworth isn't the Grim Reaper/Death. He always talks about it as another entity he sort of reveres but doesn't imply to be himself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Still, my other point stands. It didn’t close the death loops.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It concluded in a very satisfying way. No need to make more.

    Although, you might say those shitty Escape Room movies are the spiritual successors to Final Destination.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Escape Room series is a guilty pleasure of mine

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there were way more of them than there should have been?

    trust me, i like them. but holy shit, stop after three would ya

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fourth one is easily the worst one.

  9. 2 years ago
    Kotonohas' Husbando

    It was really kino how that one ended up being the start of the first movie. They really did hide it well that the movie took place in the past.
    Also... WHAT THE FRICK WAS HIS PROBLEM?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's the FOOKIN CANDYMAN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was the best part of the movies, the connecting membrane, when a movie struggles to find a plot - black man shows up and suggests they murder one another, and that totally try doing it until the end of the movie.
      *arm pump*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This happened

      They realized that its racist to use the magical Black stock character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One theory is that he's a guy who actually managed to cheat death multiple times and is now imparting his knowledge on the younger generation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2nd movie kind of proves that doesn't work.
        The chick from the first movie is in the mental asylum and has survived a ton of attempts, but still gets killed later on. She also mentions that the protag from the first film was killed by a falling brick and that death could have killed him at anytime and was just fricking with him.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But maybe he was really, really clever and eventually Death came to respect him for it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i fapped one too many times to the tanning bed scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4th one had a good scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My Black person. It's so good.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They don't want another FD4

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It reached it

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I consider this series to be hugely underrated. This really isn't even my type of movie, but they're so well done. Yes, they're B movies, but the mythology, the humor, the tone, the intricacy and inventiveness of the deaths, and the concept itself elevate them and are genuine achievements.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I consider this series to be hugely underrated.
      It truly is a blessed franchise. Near perfect. Friday the 13th wishes it was nearly as good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the first three tops, then they just go full moron in the fourth one, chopping people into pieces with a fence, shooting a rock out of a lawn mower into an eye, car crashing into a restaurant FOR THE CREDITS, eh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >chopping people into pieces with a fence,

        Wasn't that the second one?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They also did it in 4.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only the first three

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another movie has apparently been in the works since 2019 and it'll be released on HBO Max when its done

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >heh nothing personal kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how pool drains work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was based on a real death... Spoopy

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't death just give them heart attacks in their sleep?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too boring for death

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Death kills people like that all the time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's too boring for mr. wacky rube goldberg death

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is not a death note thread anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got the impression that Death couldn't directly touch them, just the environment around them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's implied that death is pissed that they messed up its plans. They even comment on how vicious it seems to be when it comes for someone.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's make another generic slasher movie
    >Who is our monster though
    >Uhhhhhh I got nothing
    >Brilliant, that's it

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SOMEONE CALL 911

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the human body is that fragile.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. That always pissed me off about that death. World trade jumpers were more intact than her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least the feet were unharmed
      Fapfapfapfap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        (You)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this how gymnastics works?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Generally nothing in these films is how they work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fuccck, Death is such a c**t in those movies. Like, it's abnormal how much it hates any human unfortunate enough to survive in the opening 10 minutes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah maybe i'm autistic but it genuinley made me angry how malevolent death is in this series. In all true kino death is shown as more of a neutral figure. I guess the movies would be really boring if that were the case though, wouldn't be fun to watch these guys have a heart attack or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still would

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was the sign ironic? It doesn't look like they donate any of these.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    even melee autists got tired of that stage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It got stale.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for reminding me of these comfy 2000's comedies
    downloading as we speak

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were bad

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically too kino for the zoomer generation

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of mass accidents have they not done?
    >Plane crash
    >Highway pileup
    >Roller coaster
    >Racetrack
    >Bridge collapse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A BBC gangbang

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A very badly going birthday party

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mass shooting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not an accident.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          😉

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          (You) are big guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a fire alarm goes off in the building where 6 people were about to get their covid jabs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Building collapse from a mudslide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meteor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Russian invasion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you get this accident thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nightclub Fire

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That might be in bad taste.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's exactly what I was thinking of when I had the idea.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean we have pileups and plane crashes in real life too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, that's true. These movies aren't for the overly sensitive anyway. But I doubt they'd let you crash a plane into a skyscraper.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >some moron stops 9/11
              >there are 2,996 gruesome deaths all over America
              Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best idea I’ve ever heard is circus but that’s probably too close to the amusement park in 3. I’m a big fan of 80s ski movies so I wish they’d go people panicking to escape an avalanche at a ski lodge/slope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't understand, they've done every one of these already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seaworld fire

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The ending of the last one wrapped things up well for me

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pitch a sequel/reboot.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they never thought about what the final destination actually was

    just like steban kings they suck at endings

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were final.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The next big sequence should be a cruise ship crashing into a harbor.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It ended nicely with 5. Came full circle even.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fall over onto tack
    >explode into giant pile of gore

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone remind me how the third acts of these movies generally went? Even with a horror movie ending with the other shoe dropping/sequel tease/scary thing is still out there, there has to be the semblance of the possibility of a victory, right? But how?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More or less all of them come to find some idea that if they cheat death again in some way, it will reset everything. None of them stop to think that pissing off death twice will likely end poorly for them.
      First movie is that he saves a few lives because death followed a set order. So the belief was screwing up the order would nullify everything.
      Second plays with the idea of saving the life of someone destined to die or adding life will screw things up. So a doomed lady drowns herself near a hospital and is saved by a skilled doctor using a new medical technique. I wonder if impregnating women would mess up death's plans

      None of this stuff ever works obviously. It just causes the order to jump around a bit.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They made enough of them.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do they get these visions in the first place? It implies some supernatural intervention going against Death's plan.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think we can all agree that this was without a doubt the most kino scene of the whole series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >OH N-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK THE BRUINS

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like them all but the new remakes coming will definitely be political.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I strongly doubt it, i think final destination is pretty self aware about how moronic it is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s about firemen/cops/paramedics making “decisions” in regards to peoples lives.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What part of that is political? Not sure what you’re specifically worried about.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The pileup one is the most terrifying.
    Mostly because of how relatable it is, you already feel a sense of dread whenever you spot a bigass truck on a highway, especially if it's carrying lots of shit like logs or pipes

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody get the third one on DVD? It looked like they were doing some weird choose your own adventure thing that looked pretty cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember seeing it on youtube. For some reason it had a good ending where they just chose not to get on in the first place, but without the death part.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was in the days when DVD menus had shitloads of effort put into them, loads of navigating and extras and little games and shit.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vyusyeskctiix/Final_Destination_(Complete)
    https://www.mediafire.com/folder/h645pncjjy8ao/Final_Destination_Spring_Break

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the 1st one look at the art on the wall behind the students and stiflers shirt after they all get kicked off and also where some are standing in relation to the pictures. Todd gives his away on the plane. Only reference I can’t find that early on is George’s death. Like that all their last names are based on famous horror directors, too.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tanning bed deaths to love rollercoaster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cuts all the nudity out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They had great breasts

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    of all the real and terrifying deaths that they could add they go for the most goofy and unrealistic ones that never ever happened IRL
    1 is the only worth watching

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes Trent Reznor does an album that serves as a trailer for media, like the Quake soundtrack.
    here we had a whole movie that was a trailer for Reznor's "The Fragile".
    the movie happened to be shit but, then, so was "the fragile"

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OH N-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow I don't think tanning beds can do that

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only watched the MEW one

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching 2 and thinking "this is fricking gay, the first one was way better" so I rewatched the first one and death basically turning a bathroom into a fricking rube Goldberg machine of death turned me off the series forever

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Movies was made obsolete with liveleak

  49. 2 years ago
    scp foundation- mr. bruh (state: euclid)

    The first and second were pretty good, the rest was pretty shitty.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The 3D one was dire

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It arrived

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