Whatever happened to Final Destination?
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They reached their final destination
*puts on sun glasses*
YYEEAAAHHH
There's a sixth one still being made but it's going to be about emergency workers in some way. Anons have predicted the opening disaster is a meltdown at a nuclear power plant
That seems a little over the top even for this series.
With stuff like The Boys and Invincible not to mention all the hyper violent video games trying to out do each other with gore being mainstream now they should go over the top as possible.
They arrived.
These movies pissed me off.
the first one would have been a cool x files episode
It ended in a satisfying way that wrapped up the series in a closed loop and they decided to leave it alone and that’s a good thing.
That doesn't actually explain why they disappeared. Why hasn't there been a crappy revival for a cashgrab?
>That doesn't actually explain why they disappeared
They weren't as profitable after the third one. 5th one was the swan song.
there was supposed to be one but it got COOFED.
It didn’t close any loop though. In the last movie, the grim reaper tells the doomed characters that he’s seen this before; people cheating death and death coming back for them. The last movie is before the first movie, so there’s cases before that one that the movies haven’t addressed.
Bludworth isn't the Grim Reaper/Death. He always talks about it as another entity he sort of reveres but doesn't imply to be himself.
Still, my other point stands. It didn’t close the death loops.
It concluded in a very satisfying way. No need to make more.
Although, you might say those shitty Escape Room movies are the spiritual successors to Final Destination.
Escape Room series is a guilty pleasure of mine
there were way more of them than there should have been?
trust me, i like them. but holy shit, stop after three would ya
The fourth one is easily the worst one.
It was really kino how that one ended up being the start of the first movie. They really did hide it well that the movie took place in the past.
Also... WHAT THE FRICK WAS HIS PROBLEM?
He's the FOOKIN CANDYMAN
he was the best part of the movies, the connecting membrane, when a movie struggles to find a plot - black man shows up and suggests they murder one another, and that totally try doing it until the end of the movie.
*arm pump*
This happened
They realized that its racist to use the magical Black stock character.
One theory is that he's a guy who actually managed to cheat death multiple times and is now imparting his knowledge on the younger generation.
2nd movie kind of proves that doesn't work.
The chick from the first movie is in the mental asylum and has survived a ton of attempts, but still gets killed later on. She also mentions that the protag from the first film was killed by a falling brick and that death could have killed him at anytime and was just fricking with him.
But maybe he was really, really clever and eventually Death came to respect him for it.
i fapped one too many times to the tanning bed scene
4th one had a good scene
My Black person. It's so good.
They don't want another FD4
It reached it
I consider this series to be hugely underrated. This really isn't even my type of movie, but they're so well done. Yes, they're B movies, but the mythology, the humor, the tone, the intricacy and inventiveness of the deaths, and the concept itself elevate them and are genuine achievements.
>I consider this series to be hugely underrated.
It truly is a blessed franchise. Near perfect. Friday the 13th wishes it was nearly as good.
the first three tops, then they just go full moron in the fourth one, chopping people into pieces with a fence, shooting a rock out of a lawn mower into an eye, car crashing into a restaurant FOR THE CREDITS, eh
>chopping people into pieces with a fence,
Wasn't that the second one?
They also did it in 4.
Only the first three
Another movie has apparently been in the works since 2019 and it'll be released on HBO Max when its done
OP knows that. He’s a shill generating buzz and there’s a good chance the trailer for the new movie will drop pretty soon. Screenshot this.
You're an absolute fricking moron
Seems I exposed your scheme. Time will tell how right I am.
the potential revival doesn't even have a script, let alone be ready to actually get produced, LET ALONE be finished and trailer ready
>heh nothing personal kid
That's not how pool drains work.
That was based on a real death... Spoopy
Why didn't death just give them heart attacks in their sleep?
too boring for death
Death kills people like that all the time
It's too boring for mr. wacky rube goldberg death
This is not a death note thread anon.
I got the impression that Death couldn't directly touch them, just the environment around them.
It's implied that death is pissed that they messed up its plans. They even comment on how vicious it seems to be when it comes for someone.
>Let's make another generic slasher movie
>Who is our monster though
>Uhhhhhh I got nothing
>Brilliant, that's it
SOMEONE CALL 911
I don't think the human body is that fragile.
This. That always pissed me off about that death. World trade jumpers were more intact than her
At least the feet were unharmed
Fapfapfapfap
(You)
Is this how gymnastics works?
Generally nothing in these films is how they work.
Fuccck, Death is such a c**t in those movies. Like, it's abnormal how much it hates any human unfortunate enough to survive in the opening 10 minutes.
yeah maybe i'm autistic but it genuinley made me angry how malevolent death is in this series. In all true kino death is shown as more of a neutral figure. I guess the movies would be really boring if that were the case though, wouldn't be fun to watch these guys have a heart attack or something.
It is even more bullshit because it is completely unintentional if you survive. Some frick gets you kicked off your plane or makes you miss your highway exit and now you are doomed to a painful death.
He doesn't even allow you to commit sudoku if it isn't your turn.
>He doesn't even allow you to commit sudoku if it isn't your turn.
I don’t remember this. Why? And how?
dude tries to shoot himself, all bullets turn out to be duds, another time a guy tempts death when he know he isn't next, very luckily lives
Still would
Was the sign ironic? It doesn't look like they donate any of these.
even melee autists got tired of that stage
kek
It got stale.
thanks for reminding me of these comfy 2000's comedies
downloading as we speak
They were bad
Unironically too kino for the zoomer generation
What kind of mass accidents have they not done?
>Plane crash
>Highway pileup
>Roller coaster
>Racetrack
>Bridge collapse
A BBC gangbang
A very badly going birthday party
Gender reveal party that sets the state on fire
Mass shooting
That's not an accident.
😉
(You) are big guy
a fire alarm goes off in the building where 6 people were about to get their covid jabs
Building collapse from a mudslide
Meteor
Russian invasion
I don't think you get this accident thing
Nightclub Fire
That might be in bad taste.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire
That's exactly what I was thinking of when I had the idea.
I mean we have pileups and plane crashes in real life too
Ah, that's true. These movies aren't for the overly sensitive anyway. But I doubt they'd let you crash a plane into a skyscraper.
>some moron stops 9/11
>there are 2,996 gruesome deaths all over America
Kino
Best idea I’ve ever heard is circus but that’s probably too close to the amusement park in 3. I’m a big fan of 80s ski movies so I wish they’d go people panicking to escape an avalanche at a ski lodge/slope.
i don't understand, they've done every one of these already
based
Seaworld fire
>Submarine sinking
>Abortion Clinic Bombing
>Music Concert fire
>Ammo Depo going up in smoke
>Cruise Ship (which is deeply surprising to me because that would be kino)
>Zoo catastrophe (a aviary scene would be cool)
>Mining cave in
For me personally it would be the Whiskey A Go Go fire
The ending of the last one wrapped things up well for me
Pitch a sequel/reboot.
they never thought about what the final destination actually was
just like steban kings they suck at endings
They were final.
The next big sequence should be a cruise ship crashing into a harbor.
It ended nicely with 5. Came full circle even.
>fall over onto tack
>explode into giant pile of gore
Can someone remind me how the third acts of these movies generally went? Even with a horror movie ending with the other shoe dropping/sequel tease/scary thing is still out there, there has to be the semblance of the possibility of a victory, right? But how?
More or less all of them come to find some idea that if they cheat death again in some way, it will reset everything. None of them stop to think that pissing off death twice will likely end poorly for them.
First movie is that he saves a few lives because death followed a set order. So the belief was screwing up the order would nullify everything.
Second plays with the idea of saving the life of someone destined to die or adding life will screw things up. So a doomed lady drowns herself near a hospital and is saved by a skilled doctor using a new medical technique. I wonder if impregnating women would mess up death's plans
None of this stuff ever works obviously. It just causes the order to jump around a bit.
They made enough of them.
How do they get these visions in the first place? It implies some supernatural intervention going against Death's plan.
I think we can all agree that this was without a doubt the most kino scene of the whole series
>OH N-
FRICK THE BRUINS
I like them all but the new remakes coming will definitely be political.
I strongly doubt it, i think final destination is pretty self aware about how moronic it is.
It’s about firemen/cops/paramedics making “decisions” in regards to peoples lives.
What part of that is political? Not sure what you’re specifically worried about.
The pileup one is the most terrifying.
Mostly because of how relatable it is, you already feel a sense of dread whenever you spot a bigass truck on a highway, especially if it's carrying lots of shit like logs or pipes
Anybody get the third one on DVD? It looked like they were doing some weird choose your own adventure thing that looked pretty cool.
I remember seeing it on youtube. For some reason it had a good ending where they just chose not to get on in the first place, but without the death part.
That was in the days when DVD menus had shitloads of effort put into them, loads of navigating and extras and little games and shit.
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vyusyeskctiix/Final_Destination_(Complete)
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/h645pncjjy8ao/Final_Destination_Spring_Break
In the 1st one look at the art on the wall behind the students and stiflers shirt after they all get kicked off and also where some are standing in relation to the pictures. Todd gives his away on the plane. Only reference I can’t find that early on is George’s death. Like that all their last names are based on famous horror directors, too.
>tanning bed deaths to love rollercoaster
>cuts all the nudity out
They had great breasts
of all the real and terrifying deaths that they could add they go for the most goofy and unrealistic ones that never ever happened IRL
1 is the only worth watching
sometimes Trent Reznor does an album that serves as a trailer for media, like the Quake soundtrack.
here we had a whole movie that was a trailer for Reznor's "The Fragile".
the movie happened to be shit but, then, so was "the fragile"
>OH N-
Somehow I don't think tanning beds can do that
I only watched the MEW one
I remember watching 2 and thinking "this is fricking gay, the first one was way better" so I rewatched the first one and death basically turning a bathroom into a fricking rube Goldberg machine of death turned me off the series forever
Movies was made obsolete with liveleak
The first and second were pretty good, the rest was pretty shitty.
The 3D one was dire
It arrived