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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yellow belt, obviously

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After he pees on it.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically trooning out
    Screencap this post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'd look exactly like his fat sister

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ORNELLA I'M TRAINING HARD AND I'M COMING FOR YOU

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting his ass blown out by a BBC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never change mutt bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      outta nowhere the mutt!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A longer belt obviously.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to website.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least he's a millionaire right

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's the type of person who publicly documents everything he does to try and seem busy and cool. Why does he do this? It's a way of him attempting to earn respect, but he only earns ridicule. I know people in real life who act like this who also get made fun of for trying too hard. What would've really effect for Jonah is if he uploaded a picture of himself with a blue belt 2 stripes, but that would've required months-years of hard work and grinding, and Jiu Jitsu was clearly just a flavour of the month to him

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Killing his sensei

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playing goku in netflix's live action dbz

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys talk shit just because he's a white belt but there's a HUGE difference from a fresh white belt compared to someone who's just about to get their yellow stripe and Jonah's sensie says he's in the second camp so you guys should probablt stop talking shit unless you're willing to hit the mats with him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You guys talk shit just because he's a white belt but there's a HUGE difference from a fresh white belt compared to someone who's just about to get their yellow stripe and Jonah's sensie says he's in the second camp so you guys should probablt stop talking shit unless you're willing to hit the mats with him

      t. Jonah

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MCU

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They couldn't have gotten a better snap of him doing a kung fu move? He looks dead inside. Wtf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >jui jitzu
        >misspells it twice

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          israelite jitsu

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >jui jitzu
        >misspells it twice

        Why is he like this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It all goes back to a particular interview on a French television program.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mr. Feldstein just wants you to like him ;((

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did we ever figure out who the second sandwich was for?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he tries too hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine attending to the same Dojo as Jonah Hill, and suddenly DiCaprio and Brad Pitt showed up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would they?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >5 years ago
        how time changes us all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A man over 14 and not in a punk phase bleaching his hair is cringe asf.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is named jonah the israelite
        >picks israelite jitzu as a martial art
        KOJIMAAA

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt he still trains

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's training to get buck broken by that crazy surfer chick again

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    losing his hair, hosting a podcast.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he still trying to peddle his foty persona of a beach bum/surfer dude

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haggendaz

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Civil war

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crowdfunded Allen Gregory sequel

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >An 8yo girl beat his ass
    Poor bastard can catch a break

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, he can't

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His joke life is a series of disasters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH N-

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God damn, is he doing crack? Why does he look like absolute shit?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao
    He is going through all the phases I went through when I was a little boy.
    Do you think he will be a baseball player or a ninja next week?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could he not afford a decent tattooist?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he was going for the on purpose ironic hipster bad tattoo thing yet managed to frick that up as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >photographed moments after being embarrassed in surf culture

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a toxic manipulator. What roles can he play?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A coming to terms.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his face still fat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Head fat is hard to lose, Drew Carey has the same problem, John Goodman too. Al Roker too.
      The lesson here is to never skip head & skull day.

      Did we ever figure out who the second sandwich was for?

      lol lmao you never worked a shit food job as a teenager? Fatties will order tons of food and even a second drink for plausible deniability that all of that food is not all for them.

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