He's the type of person who publicly documents everything he does to try and seem busy and cool. Why does he do this? It's a way of him attempting to earn respect, but he only earns ridicule. I know people in real life who act like this who also get made fun of for trying too hard. What would've really effect for Jonah is if he uploaded a picture of himself with a blue belt 2 stripes, but that would've required months-years of hard work and grinding, and Jiu Jitsu was clearly just a flavour of the month to him
You guys talk shit just because he's a white belt but there's a HUGE difference from a fresh white belt compared to someone who's just about to get their yellow stripe and Jonah's sensie says he's in the second camp so you guys should probablt stop talking shit unless you're willing to hit the mats with him
>You guys talk shit just because he's a white belt but there's a HUGE difference from a fresh white belt compared to someone who's just about to get their yellow stripe and Jonah's sensie says he's in the second camp so you guys should probablt stop talking shit unless you're willing to hit the mats with him
Head fat is hard to lose, Drew Carey has the same problem, John Goodman too. Al Roker too.
The lesson here is to never skip head & skull day.
Did we ever figure out who the second sandwich was for?
lol lmao you never worked a shit food job as a teenager? Fatties will order tons of food and even a second drink for plausible deniability that all of that food is not all for them.
Yellow belt, obviously
After he pees on it.
Unironically trooning out
Screencap this post
He'd look exactly like his fat sister
>ORNELLA I'M TRAINING HARD AND I'M COMING FOR YOU
Getting his ass blown out by a BBC
never change mutt bro
outta nowhere the mutt!
A longer belt obviously.
Go to website.
At least he's a millionaire right
He's the type of person who publicly documents everything he does to try and seem busy and cool. Why does he do this? It's a way of him attempting to earn respect, but he only earns ridicule. I know people in real life who act like this who also get made fun of for trying too hard. What would've really effect for Jonah is if he uploaded a picture of himself with a blue belt 2 stripes, but that would've required months-years of hard work and grinding, and Jiu Jitsu was clearly just a flavour of the month to him
Killing his sensei
playing goku in netflix's live action dbz
You guys talk shit just because he's a white belt but there's a HUGE difference from a fresh white belt compared to someone who's just about to get their yellow stripe and Jonah's sensie says he's in the second camp so you guys should probablt stop talking shit unless you're willing to hit the mats with him
>You guys talk shit just because he's a white belt but there's a HUGE difference from a fresh white belt compared to someone who's just about to get their yellow stripe and Jonah's sensie says he's in the second camp so you guys should probablt stop talking shit unless you're willing to hit the mats with him
t. Jonah
MCU
They couldn't have gotten a better snap of him doing a kung fu move? He looks dead inside. Wtf
>jui jitzu
>misspells it twice
israelite jitsu
Why is he like this?
It all goes back to a particular interview on a French television program.
Mr. Feldstein just wants you to like him ;((
Did we ever figure out who the second sandwich was for?
he tries too hard
Imagine attending to the same Dojo as Jonah Hill, and suddenly DiCaprio and Brad Pitt showed up.
Why would they?
>5 years ago
how time changes us all
A man over 14 and not in a punk phase bleaching his hair is cringe asf.
>is named jonah the israelite
>picks israelite jitzu as a martial art
KOJIMAAA
I doubt he still trains
He's training to get buck broken by that crazy surfer chick again
losing his hair, hosting a podcast.
is he still trying to peddle his foty persona of a beach bum/surfer dude
Haggendaz
Civil war
Crowdfunded Allen Gregory sequel
>An 8yo girl beat his ass
Poor bastard can catch a break
No, he can't
His joke life is a series of disasters
OH N-
God damn, is he doing crack? Why does he look like absolute shit?
lmao
He is going through all the phases I went through when I was a little boy.
Do you think he will be a baseball player or a ninja next week?
Could he not afford a decent tattooist?
I think he was going for the on purpose ironic hipster bad tattoo thing yet managed to frick that up as well.
>photographed moments after being embarrassed in surf culture
He's a toxic manipulator. What roles can he play?
A coming to terms.
Why is his face still fat
Head fat is hard to lose, Drew Carey has the same problem, John Goodman too. Al Roker too.
The lesson here is to never skip head & skull day.
lol lmao you never worked a shit food job as a teenager? Fatties will order tons of food and even a second drink for plausible deniability that all of that food is not all for them.