what's next for the career of jackass star Bam Magera
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Bam Magera, what will he do next?!
What, no piss?
This guy is boring. Why do people care?
He will probably be deadsoon and people are just death watching to feel better about themselves.
If you're coming up on 30 and you spent 18-27 working shitty part time/marginally full time scut jobs that give no living wage, benefits, or overtime (which if we're being honest is where most americans end up) then it feels good to see someone who has fricked it all so incredibly hard.
Damn…
pretty much this.
my stepsister made my life hell when I allowed her to be a part of it. now she's a fricking lolcow to me because none of her idiotic escapades affect me any longer.
i thought he died like 6 years ago
that was hulk hogan
He has to listen to that Van Halen album?
What's 5150 hold?
Involuntary psych ward admission
Ironically, it means they're gonna pump him full of drugs.
The technical term for a baconator.
Do an ollie and then press left + square on your controller
west coast version of baker act
Forced to listen to Van Halen on repeat until deemed clinically sane by the state.
why does the media never refrence camp have a nice day?
The Court should split whatever assets he has between Phil and Jess. Bam should get a $100/day allowance so he can't go and booze/OD himself to death
>you can't booze yourself to death on $100 a day
I almost boozed myself to death for about $20 a day until my liver shut down. lol
I don't drink anymore, I feel bad for Bam, I know how he feels.
Exactly what I meant. Burnetts is $7.50 a fifth where I live and that's not even the cheapest vodka in the ABC store. I hope he doesn't, god knows I've had a drinking problem for the last few years. But I don't have a wife or a kid, and I never really had the chance to find my talent and live out my potential the way he did. Bam really blew it.
Give up the alcohol, anon, I promise if you don't sipp for 2 weeks, you'll wonder why you wasted your time on it.
Just buy Steam games.
Bam is doing rough.
>quit coffee
>feel like shit for a week
>noticeable improvement in health after
>quit alcohol
>feel like shit for two weeks
>noticeable improvement in mood after
>quit weed
>miserable for 2 days
>nothing changes otherwise
>wait 3 months
>still nothing changes
>next hit of weed is like heaven, even though you weren't craving it and it was just spontaneously offered to you at a get-together
damn this fricking drug
you didn't get wild dreams after quitting weed? also smoking weed makes me feel dumb the next day
I get the same mundane dreams, off and on, whether I'm sober or not. Something about feeling like a failure in my attempts at a career eventually turned my dreams from interesting and wild into boring and depressing. I think my subconscious realized I was enjoying my dreams more than real life and cut me off before I ended it all.
I gave up alcohol for lent two years in a row and made it more than two weeks both times, though never the full 47 days. Both times I had some big event like a wedding or a reunion that gave me an excuse to have a drink 3 or 4 weeks in. By then I was just imagining that first sip of beer with my mouth watering, anticipating that first drink like I was getting out of prison. I was able to quit cigarettes by just stopping for a week or so and never really felt the desire to get back to smoking, but booze has a deep hold on me.
Just start having intense paranoia and ruminating on all the mistakes you've made whenever you smoke weed, that's how I was able to quit.
>Just start having intense paranoia and ruminating on all the mistakes you've made whenever you smoke weed, that's how I was able to quit.
escaping the torment of my regretful past and hopeless future is half the reason I smoke pot.
If SSRIs or mood stabilizers or whatever work for other people the way weed works for me, I suppose I can see the appeal.
I think if you were drinking as long as Bam has you could probably booze yourself to death in around a week on 100 dollars a day if you were drinking with the clear intent of suicide.
why does he look like leatherface wearing eric balfour’s face here
Hey this Bam Margera and this is the smoke crack until I die prank
insensitive much?
>Knoxville: If Bam pulls this off....I'll kiss him.
>The 5150 legal code allows “a person with a mental illness to be involuntarily detained for a 72-hour psychiatric hospitalization.”
earthrocking finna resume in T-minus 48 hours.
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Payback's a b***h motherfWHOOOOOOOAAAAAOOOOOAAOOOOOAAOOOWWWWWWWW CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED
You don't have to follow through on your suicide threats to be an Earthrocker.
A slow decline.
the rope
also dubs and he kills himself
Trips and Bam wins
Singles and status quo ante
Quints and Bam knocks the frick out of Knoxville and Tremaine and Nikki dies and Phoenix turns into the greatest pro skater the world has ever seen and has an unbreakable bond with his loving father Bam who can continue to do drugs forever with no negative repercussions whatsoever
Eight 8s and Bam knocks the frick out of Knoxville and Tremaine and Nikki dies and Phoenix turns into the greatest pro skater the world has ever seen and has an unbreakable bond with his loving father Bam who can continue to do drugs forever with no negative repercussions whatsoever and he gets multiple TV shows and movie deals for the rest of his life and Jess dies and Steve O and Novak both relapse and kill themselves out of shame and then Bam's music career also takes off and he's selling out stadiums all over the world and drowns in pussy constantly until he's like 110 years old
>Real tight, not a hair on it
> I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass
I would have believed it if this contradiction didnt exist. Mike was for sure raped, him and Rollins have a lot in common
That fricking sucks but at least he gets to zone out on Ativan and just lay in a bed all day for three days. If hes lucky a nurse might give him a blowie.
If you are crash and burn fricking dying on alcohol there is no better relief than Ativan. It's literally insane.
>If hes lucky a nurse might give him a blowie
rock'n'roll
i was the passenger ama
>what's next for the career of jackass star Bam Magera
probably another one of these shitty threads im guessing
Jess vindicated, Bam couldn't stay clean a month lmao.
as if anyone actually thought he could stay clean for more than a weekend
He's literally just too deep. It's impossible without going to the hospital what he's doing. That being said if they just give him ativan at the place for 3 days he's fine. But he's always just doing it again shortly after getting out. I don't think he can even pull a couple weeks.
He's not back on the wagon. It's his ploy to let them see his son. You won't let little Tyler see dad? Fine he's gonna smoke crack now!
I thought Jesse is back to "frick you for talking shit about my brother he's got this"
>HE WILL FIND THE KNOXVILLES!!!
>i'm bam margera and this is the padded cell
>get thrown into a padded cell for refusing to stop smoking crack
DUUUUDES ROCK