What's the worst movie you've ever seen? A movie so awful that it makes you genuinely mad to think about.
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What's the worst movie you've ever seen? A movie so awful that it makes you genuinely mad to think about.
Anything Steven king related
The Red Dawn remake. Holy shit there wasn't a likeable character in the whole damn thing.
That movie is pure Hollywood action goyslop. I literally forgot everything that happened the first time I watched it.
It was spectacularly bad but in a hilarious way and I rewatched it because of how bad it was.
Other very awful movies:
Moonfall
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Renfield
Meet the Spartans
I stopped talking to my friends after they dragged me into that
It was a goofy action movie.
Prometheus
This
Also, Tenet
Scary Movie 5 is the worst movie I’ve ever seen
La Grande Bellezza, the Oscar winning movie, comes to mind.
holy filtered
Eragon
That's the worst thing I've ever read so it must be a pretty good adaptation.
*Ardwen - Arwen
*Isenstar - Isengard
*Mithrim - Mithrim or mithril
*Angrenost - Angrenost
*Morgothal - Morgoth
*Elessari - Elessar
*Furnost - Fornost
*Hadarac - Harad
*Melian - Melian
*Vanilor - Valinor
*Eridor - Eriador
*Imiladris - Imladris
*Undin - Fundin/Udun
*Gil'ead - Gil'Galad
*Ceranthor - Caranthir
*Isidar - Isildir
*Oromis - Orome
*Eragon - Aragorn
Are the actual characters also clones of the LOTR characters? Shocking if true
They're clones of Star Wars characters.
>Critics Consensus: Written by a teenager (and it shows), Eragon presents nothing new to the "hero's journey" story archetype. In movie terms, this movie looks and sounds like Lord of the Rings and plays out like a bad Star Wars rip-off. The movie spins the tale of a peasant boy who is suddenly entrusted with a dragon and must, with the help of a mentor, train, grow strong, and defeat an evil emperor. The way the critics picture it, the makers of Eragon should soon be expecting an annoyed phone call from George Lucas.
Also note that Tortellini was not 15 when he wrote Eragon he was 15 when he "imagined" it. It was written between the ages of 18 and 19.
oof
Bruh you have no idea.
>At the start of the story a princess leading a rebellion against an evil empire is being pursued by the evil emperor's right hand man. She's in possession of an object of great importance which was stolen from the empire. Before she is captured she attempts to secret the item away to a hermit who once belonged to an ancient order of warriors with mystical powers. However the item inadvertently comes into the possession of a boy of foggy origins living with his uncle on a remote farm. The evil emperor's minions track the item to the farm and destroy it, killing the boy's relatives. But the boy escapes with the old hermit who gives him a sword he claims belonged to the boy's father. As they travel together the hermit trains the boy in the ways of the ancient order of warriors. Then the hermit dies protecting the boy, the boy rescues the princess from the start of the story with the help of a dashing rogue, and the boy, rogue, and princess journey together to the rebellion's secret headquarters which has come under attack by the evil empire. At the story's climax the boy saves the day with the timely help of his friends. Afterwards he has a vision of a powerful master of the ancient order of warriors who can finish his training. He seeks the master out and trains with him, growing very powerful. But before his training is finished the boy has premonitions that his friends are in danger. He decides he must go to help them despite his master warning him not to. The boy promises that he will return and leaves. He finds his friends just in time as they are threatened by the evil emperor's right hand man. In the ensuing fight the evil emperor's right hand man reveals that he and the boy are related. The boy is shocked and ultimately defeated, but not killed.
So glad I never bothered reading these books when they were hot shit. Holy frick.
Amazing such a garbage story was made into $100M movie. I guess studios were ravenously hungry for fantasy IP's after LOTR and Harry Potter
Oceans 12.
Where the gang notices that Tess (Julia Roberts) looks like the real life Julia Roberts, and they cook up a scheme using Tess to fool people into thinking It's Julia Roberts for a distraction.
The writers should be whipped in the street for this and I grind my teeth when I think about it.
either this or The Lobster
why holy motors?
Literally paid to watch OP's movie in theater.
Luc Besson is a fricking hack.
Irreversible (2002)
It's not cinematically bad and there's quite a few things I like about it (mainly the camerawork) but the whole movie is literally just a giant trauma bin. You see some of the most horrific shit on screen mixed with wholesome romance. You basically get to see a 9 minute rape scene and after that you're day is ruined. That's it.
I watched the full movie including the entire rape scene and just ended up hating how hard it tried to put me in complete misery. The gimmick of the movie being told in backwards is also just gay
>guy gets head beaten with fire hydrant
>the guy turned out to be the rapist
>watch the fire hydrant scene again and it's actually not the rapist
>the beginning reveals she's pregnant
>induced seizure at the end of the movie
The end.
this but with a redditjak
Frick off newbie
Misery porn is a lazy genre for depressed Black folk like yourself.
Even when I was depressed shit like that was cringeworthy
>You basically get to see a 9 minute rape scene and after that you're day is ruined.
maybe yours homosexual
it was Fight Club until i saw Joker
Joker superficially looks like the shit I thought it was going to be, so I understand why you would think that, but it's actually a lot better than it looks. Not claiming you have to be some big-brain to understand it, just saying that it's worth watching again and not going in with preconceptions around the time it came out, about incels blah, blah.
Man of Steel
Army of the Dead
House That Jack Built
FeardotCom
>What's the worst movie you've ever seen?
All the capeshit movies but especially the early superman and batman movies because they were shit too but are responsible for starting the torrent of people in bodysuits easily green screened crappy cartoon high pressure pipe of capeshit poison that killed cinema and film, Relative to any film featuring nounwoman or nounman in a fricking bodysuit Lucy was quite good.
This wasn’t even that bad, just terrible casting
I have my suspicions with the new Barbie movie. Generally Will Ferrell is not funny anymore, and that ghostbusters fairy lady, ewe.
This movie seems like it was written by big brain armchair wojak after he saw Limitless and Bruce Almighty.
Zack Snyder's Justice League.
It's probably the worst looking movie I've ever seen with the simple pretension of black and white and the aspect ratio not there to elevate anything. The opening minutes are pretty incomprehensible, I guess because it's a massive tie in, and it's 5 fricking hours long.
Everything Everywhere All At Once was also a cringeworthy headache of a watch.
The Matrix Resurrections is the most insultingly bad movie I've seen.
Army of the Dead is probably the worst movie I've ever seen although it's barely a movie, it's more like a video made for Netflix.
Midwit
Midwit
moron
Midwit
Midwit
Anyone who would call anyone a 'midwit' for thinking 'Lucy' is garbage is ironically a midwit who thinks it's some kind of smart movie, because they're too moronic to understand how intelligence-insulting the up-its-own arse pseudointellectualism of it is. It's literally intolerable UNLESS you're a midwit.
You aren't just a midwit, you're a reddit midwit who's too dumb to realise that the movie knows the brain power shit is a myth and is in on the joke. But of course you feel the need to tell everyone how you're aware of the real science, jej.
As I said, midwit.
You seem to want to tell everyone how smart you are by constantly using the term 'midwit'.
Scott pilgrim was repulsive.
Army of the Dead
Sucker Punch
Lucy is your WORST MOVIE EVAR? It's just a schlocky fun action movie
Watch more movies zoomie
Anything European.
I didn't like the movie therefore it is awful: The thread
The Hungry Games was probably the worst thing I've ever watched.
Amsterdam fumbled the bag so hard with how good a cast it had. Even Kino Bale couldn't save it.
Probably The Happening, don’t know if movies I couldn’t sit the whole way through count, but out of the ones I actually managed to finish, Baywatch 2017 was pretty fricking bad
I was mad I paid to watch that Wizard of Oz movie with James Franco and X men dark phoenix
tusk comes to mind