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Insufferably self-aware and smug humor.
It's only self aware if Deadpool makes a reference to Hugh Jackman being closeted
Hugh Jackman confesses his gayness
will he suck off deadpool you think?
reddit
kino
and hopefully cavill/egerton/radville as one of the wolvie variants, maybe all 3
and eliot page as another wolvie variant
>eliot page as another wolvie variant
I would laugh so hard they should do this. Let her take herself seriously but treat her as a comedic relief.
I genuinely believe this would push her over the edge lmfao
>and eliot page as another wolvie variant
Does she make her lesbian wife suck the Gock?
Why is it when I start asking the REAL questions the thread goes silent? What could Israel possibly gain from this?
Didn’t they separate? It is likely that a incident involving a testosterone engorged clitoris could have been the cause of their separation.
The what?
It'd better be the wokest shit ive ever seen.
Jesus that's one low effort poster.
Well Disney hasn't made 1 dime in like 5 years from any of their shit fricking movies, they're so deep in the hole on that front they're probably cutting corners anywhere they can. The last time they made a successful big movie was End Game.
moron
truth hurts
>truth
Your mentally created imagination is not truth anon
someone add the dog
reddit humor
Can you define this ‘Reddit humour’ anon?
politically correct humor
saved. im gonna post it on my facebook right away!
i expect i will laugh, then think that Cinemaphile wouldn't want me to laugh and suddenly stop laughing then start hating the movie
moronic dumb frogposter
Your dad hates you.
I allow you to laugh but please comment on it on the X in the future, than you sir.
Looks like the most reddit movie I've ever seen
i don't think Free Guy will lose that title in our lifetime
Kek why do redditors make le reddit face like that?
It's just like the meme of the bug man with the hammer and infinity gauntlet.
Frick you, Free Guy was fun
You even write like a redditor
I had a good time when I watched this movie unlike with everything else thats released the last 5 years
A shitty '00s spoof movie, worse than Superhero Movie
>jokes where swearing is the punchline
>4th wall breaks
>meta references
>few serious moments completely undercut by some lame quip
isn't that the whole point of deadpool tho?
Yeah, my expectation is more of the same for the 3rd time
Comic book deadpool is more of an insane schizo than he is a quip master like he is in the movies.
He is supposed to be unintentionally funny
He's both, but yeah, it loses some of the charm without the nearly nonsensical internal monologue
where swearing is the punchline
>>4th wall breaks
>>meta references
see
you guys should play the Deadpool video game, it's actually hilarious
Dafne Keen as grown up X-23.
Osha is playing a X-23 Variant too
And she played Dafne Keen's mother in a movie before
So hot
Kimura?
Deadpool 2 was shit.
Was 1 or 2 the one that had the gay pegging shit?
uhm..both ?
Snivelry
I don't have any because I don't plan on watching it.
The jokes in these movies are always lame. The fact that now it's going to be a non stop cameofest/metacommentary on IP rights will be even worse. I doubt this makes more than the last Deadpool movie.
not good but still better than the last 6 movies of marvel slop
ryan reynolds is getting tiresome.
He's very reddit
getting? this guy got tiresome a decade ago or more
From the director of Free Guy, The Adam Project, and Real Steel...
>Free Guy
it was ok
>The Adam Project
this was shit
>Real Steel
pure fricking kino
>Free Guy
>it was ok
Anyone who thinks this needs to be put in guardianship by the state.
for a covid movie is was ice cold water in the middle of the desert.
>>Real Steel
>pure fricking kino
Absolutely.
>Real Steel
>pure fricking kino
Based, I kneel.
>>Free Guy
>it was ok
>Anyone who thinks this needs to be put in guardianship by the state.
I thought it was okay... for a zoomer movie.
I downloaded it out of curiosity for what Hollywood markets to "the kids today" with their streamer brains and it was... eh... alright for what it is.
Real Steel is pure soul, wish it had a sequel. The only movie that Spielberg produced in this century that not outright sucked.
The Android game is bad.
Imagine giving a shit about the MCU after Endgame lmao
Movie of the year
Is Dafne Keen confirmed?
No, but Hunter is confirmed for Dazzler.
Hunterbros we are so back!
Not confirmed but she posted something on social media about logan, so pretty much confirmed
Just rewatched 1 & 2 recently, even if disney is involved, I don't think they will be able to ruin the movie, you can see somewhat quality animation when wolvie is about to hit deadpool.
Is Dafne Keen the only woman from marvel movies than Cinemaphile chuds actually like?
She's fricking ugly
shes only 19 you sick frick
I hope more of the same and perhaps some non-mainstream villains or heroes for laughs. I also expect Cinemaphile to hate it and everybody who likes it to pretend they didn't like it because Cinemaphile will call them reddit if they say they liked it.
Apparently 75% of the movie takes place in "The Void" which is just a Fortnite level where Deadpool and Wolverine will wander around sterile landscapes meeting whichever actors from the FoX-Men movies they could pay to come back.
I expect that I'll be buying the inevitable Lego set just because I have nothing going on in my life and I miss my childhood when concepts like this would/could/should have been cool and fun.
Ain't gonna watch it though.
Nostalgia bait and unbearably awful zoomer humor
Enjoy it at the kinoplex with your dumb capeshit friends then realize it sucks if you ever try watch it again at home
Deadpool is one of the only fun supe movies around these days, and this contrarian shit-ass board hates it? Of course.
>Black person Domino
Reminder that this decision got someone killed.
Having Colossus fight Juggernaut made up for it.
So what makes up for Firefist being a fat brown kiwi?
Brad Pitt as Vanisher.
If you can sit through a film with that fat brown annoying kid you're mentally ill.
he's going to re-create the scene from daredevil
you know the one im talking about
x-men has never been good
I really liked Deadpool 1 but Deadpool 2 utterly tried my patience just by doing the same shit, but more of it
Am I nuts?
I would regard both as frivolous snackfood. I liked both but I liked the second one less... Different flavors? Coke and Diet Coke?
They're both utterly forgettable, and I expect this third one will be too. But it'll be a little sugar rush for an afternoon.
No, you are not. Id say that 90% of jokes in D1 landed for me and it was the coplete opposite in the sequel.
Another shitty quipfest capeshit I won't watch.
I don't have any expectations, I outgrew comic book stuff when I was a teenager.
I'm still boycotting Deadpool because they made Domino black
She's not coming back for Deadpool 3.
Neither am I
It will be better than Super Killer
A shitty drama plot where you're supposed to relate to psychopathic cartoon characters, tons of references, and (hopefully) some funny jokes here and there.
Seriously, the actual plots of Deadpool 1 and 2 are absolute garbage. I wish they would just do a simple superhero plot (bad guy wants to destroy the world; Deadpool has to stop him. Make up some funny excuse about why the avengers and x-men can't help) so that they can focus on over-the-top characters and actual humor. I don't want to see Wade crying over his temporarily dead girlfriend. I don't want a boring attempt at a feel-good "family" plot. I just want a fun story.
I barely remember it, but I'm pretty sure the Deadpool game actually did a better job in that regard. There wasn't constant tonal whiplash between an attempt at a sob story and a comedy.
Deadpool goes back in time and kills baby Hitler.
You tell me.
Another blockbuster reddit movie starring Ryan Reddit as the Redditor in Redditor Part 68 the return of Redditman
You sound like you host reddit servers in your head for free.
it's Shit they already used the worst wolverine suit
>disney
it will be shit
Why the frick are the gloves so ugly and MCU-tier? Wolverine gloves don’t need to be anything more than picrel. Simple as that.
I hope it's super woke so i can make bank with all the hate youtube videos
i expect it to be same slop tier as the second one
I love the Batman Animated Series cartoon but can't stand any other superhero stuff. I'm obviously in the minority. It just seems goofy.
>Israeli sleeper agents attempt to derail the thread so that anons question
goes unanswered
Guardians of the Galaxy 1 was the only capeshit I could enjoy, mostly cause the 70s jams. Also the Harley Quinn animated series from HBO has been good for a number of seasons.
Missed opportunity where they could've done their version of Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe. Probably the best way to erase the failure of Phases 4 & 5.
Ryan Reynolds hasn't been entertaining in years. I shalln't be watching.
This is their only chance to go against the woke machine and make Deadpool make fun of woke shit and to actually be "with the audience" instead with the Disney soulles machine
>go against the woke machine
in what way? If they want a chance to be nominated for any kind of award (which the people funding the thing do) they have to follow the woke agenda to even be able to submit the movie for nomination.
They went meta with the last episode of she-hulk, so yeah, probably
le heckin edgy softie who le curses and makes le gay joke uwu overrated hot topic garbage 2/10
Will be worse than Deadpool 2, worse than Deadpool 1, and ultimately ruined by Disney trying to incorporate it into the failing MCU, but still good perhaps?
This. If Disney had any sense they'd allow Reynolds and co retcon the last 6 years or so as if it was Wade daydreaming up scenarios and allowing a more fruitful comic universe to expand. Not sure how you mess up to the point where the biggest events in the MCU like the Inifinity Stones are but a mere footnote but here we are.
>If Disney had any sense
lol
But yeah, I agree. They have a get out of jail free card here with Deadpool and his wacky fourth wall powers but they're not gonna use it for that. I fully expect LOTS and LOTS of cameos and backdoor piloting instead.
The trailers literally confirm that they are forcing the time agency shit in there from the loki show and lots of other mcu bullshit. It’s going to suck just like the other two deadpool movies
It will feel old
Reddit garbage tbhon
After dead pool 2 it’s just going to be misandry and anti white humor. Not actual humor.
Another movie about le hecking superheroinos running around in tights and spandex for manchildren to obsess over and buy limited edition funko pops
didn't even finish watching the 2nd one
too woke for me
even shills one of the worst crimes of wokeness (pic related)
or was it the 1st
i forget
That buzz cut b***h is in both movies
it's gonna be unspeakably dumb and sweeney-simp tier anons are gonna love it
If even this flops then it's officially over for MCU
More moronic capeslop for soda-brained fatmericans to gobble up
you're brown
Ok capeshitter
That I'll watch it, and immediately regret watching it.