What's your favourite La Seydoux film?

What's your favourite Léa Seydoux film?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lee lee super doo doo

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't the other one have a career

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you know why

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bros what does kissing another woman feel like

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently it's like eating a G2 sequence yellow star pretending you're a giant lesbian Unicron but without the voice acting ability of Orsen Welles.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        purest form of love

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why didn't the other one have a career

        Is this worth watching ? Without considering the Life is Strange tier lesbian relationship

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know you wouldn't watch it to see if it's "good"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No tongue
        I don't watch a coward's movies.
        False bravery.
        Deserves nothing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lea's tongue goes in adele's pusy elsewhere in the film, there's no cowardice involved believe me mon ami

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            get outta here gambit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this movie has a three and a half minute long sexually explicit lesbian scene

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The most high budget softcore lesbian porn you could ask for

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i love my french mommy

        she is practicing for when we kiss ~

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kid looks like he should be yelling “RIGGS”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because her family are not billionaires

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot to say that i'm trans, so take my opinion with a grain of salt

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The one where she show boobs

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Lobster !

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peak Lea Seydoux kino

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Resting b***h face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like resting about to burst into tears face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      idk why but i love it so much, nothing more attractive to me than this

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ooh-la-lahh - with ze French girls, you don't have to imagine ze smell!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sagreblöö
      hahahaha wtf

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >fingering herself
    You know she loves the attention

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    french boobs are the best

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which mobie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was her first movie where she was naked in the shower with some girls. She seemed shy then and covered up more but you could tell her breasts were the biggest then than any other movie

      Yum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My gf is half french and has the most beautiful boobs ive ever seen irl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i'm jealous. which celeb's breasts would you compare them to?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hmmmmm. Cant find a celeb who compares but found these on /s/

          [...]

          . Im a moron who doesnt know how to cite a post from another board

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite one is when she is putting lotion on with her back to the camera and then walks forward and you see a glimpse of them both in a tiny mirror. KINO

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BITWC or A beautiful person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That frogs believe the civil war was actually about slavery and not to btfo a bunch of rich oligarch inbreeds is hilarious.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Frogs secretly gave limited support to the side that wanted more slaves.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That one where she slurped pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But do you really like the rest of the film?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's something in my... private collection

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Release the endless hours of lesbo scissoring you selfish bastard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Never!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Release the endless hours of lesbo scissoring you selfish bastard

      Never!

      Kek

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Death Stranding

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No Time To Die i guess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being the guy who got Lea Seydoux pregnant

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        his name is hideo kojima

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t know what you mean, I wasn’t the guy who got her pregnant.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes, but what about if you had been

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine simping for this 4.5/10

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine using that photo to call her a 4.5

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A doorknob has more acting range than that woman.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine a male equivalent of her? A male actor who just stands around with the same look on his face in every movie, and mumbles his lines?

    But because he doesn't have a pair of titts and a gash between his legs, everyone would laugh at him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Steven Seagal basically

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None. I hate her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's so beautiful, i will never be that beautiful, in fact, i will never be a real woman

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DAT FUPA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where's my royal French princess gf?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The one where she was a cute maid that kept getting raped by every frenchie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean this one?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how does she look so annoying?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She was at a funeral

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but in general

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              french face syndrome

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kino and saved

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is the silliest depiction of sex in something I've seen in a while

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If its the one where her master coughs blood on her face and dies on top of her while she's naked, yeah

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes that's it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What happened before the cut to sex

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He thrusts like it's into a big open bucket/bedpan. FLOP realism

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just like my japanese funny pages!

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Death Stranding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*teleports behind you with magic umbrella*
      >*cries*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wheres the sfm pornos from her?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kino

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Deadly Standing.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I
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    The last thing I want to watch is some dumb c**t crying. I hear enough of it all day.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got banned for asking what her best movie was besides Blue is The Warmest Colour and used a photo of her face from Grand Budapest. It was in a very tame Lea thread too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She makes jannitors cope seethe and dilate

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how come you waifugays never talk about their movies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In Lea's case she's just not a very good actress

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But what do i know, i'm just a trans (mtf)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen her in many movies but so far I never found issues with her acting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You answered your own question

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She was great in The Lobster. actually intimidating. Sucks what happens to her though

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She has a lot of movies where she puts her feet in dude's faces. Such a weird coincidence

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone seen "France"? She leads a satiric comedy with a lot of facial expressions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course she cries in it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is it?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    COOMER THREAD! GET IN HERE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OMG we cooming good tonight bros

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i thought she was cute, but once i saw her nudes i really started to appreciate her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was her first movie where she was naked in the shower with some girls. She seemed shy then and covered up more but you could tell her breasts were the biggest then than any other movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the smell.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            what do naked french girls smell like?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know, I never approached them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              well if they're french they smell awful

              sorry

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lea smells to expensive french perfume tho

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Red wine with a hint of snail dipped croissants and cheese

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sacre bleau

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the scene where the girl is eating her puss and leas ass is the focus with one leg up
    HNNNNNGH

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lea seydoux nude
    >lea pussy getting eaten
    HNNNNNGH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >camera carefully adjusted so you can't see Lea's pussy
      🙁

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        camera show lea slurping pussy
        🙂

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She looked amazing at the Dune 2 premiere. Haters were seething

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s true. I was in the crowd and she looked unreal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit, that's pretty cool. did anything about her surprise you?

        everyone looked pretty good at that premiere.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I didn’t get to meet her but her interview happened a few metres in front of me, on a stage they’d set up to look like a sand dune. She was very smiley and I usually see pictures of her looking serious and/or ready to cry, so I suppose that was surprising. At the end of her interview she couldn’t figure out her way down from the sandy stage, I have a Live Photo where she looks around and mouths “Where do I go?!” with an adorably confused expression

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            damn, you should post that or something. that's pretty awesome. she definitely seems goofier and generally a happy person in interviews. the sad thing just comes from her modeling i guess

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I’ll try to find it. Looking at the other ones I took I noticed she was quite fidgety. One hand holding a mic, but the other always adjusting her hair or touching her other arm or her backside, like she couldn’t decide what to do with the free hand or was nervous. Disappointed she didn’t make it over to my part of the crowd, but Rebecca Ferguson and Florence Pugh did so I can’t really complain much

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She seems like an anxious kind of person with crowds. Ferguson and Pugh definitely aren't. Pretty cool that you got to possibly interact with them. Pugh seems to fricking talk people's ears off

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pugh comes across like she could talk to anyone, like she would be everyone’s favourite barmaid if she weren’t busy being a really talented popular actress. Ferguson also seemed great, but in an overwhelmed twitchy hyper maybe adhd type of way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            damn, you should post that or something. that's pretty awesome. she definitely seems goofier and generally a happy person in interviews. the sad thing just comes from her modeling i guess

            I’ll try to find it. Looking at the other ones I took I noticed she was quite fidgety. One hand holding a mic, but the other always adjusting her hair or touching her other arm or her backside, like she couldn’t decide what to do with the free hand or was nervous. Disappointed she didn’t make it over to my part of the crowd, but Rebecca Ferguson and Florence Pugh did so I can’t really complain much

            She seems like an anxious kind of person with crowds. Ferguson and Pugh definitely aren't. Pretty cool that you got to possibly interact with them. Pugh seems to fricking talk people's ears off

            wait frick me, she's in that film? i was gonna skip it but now i cant

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Just a supporting role, but yeah

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                she has such a little beep bop nose. just a little nub

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Very attractive in a weird way
    Grand Budapest, if that counts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That photo of her smiling on the set of that movie is my favorite pic of her but I got banned for posting it last time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Posting Lea smiling is a bit cursed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s more of a smirk like she has a secret to tell ya

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        link the picture and I'll post it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.cultjer.com/img/ug_photo/2014_11/61786820141110064110.jpg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the aristocratic resting b***h face. Seems to be her default expression.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's when she's modeling, or she's just insecure of her smile. she does smile a lot and seems happy in actual videos of her

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every one where she gets her delicious breasts out.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She is not my waifu or anything but I like her aesthetics and started a folder.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >if only you knew how much this picture makes the janny seethe

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mmmm french pusy

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the heck did she mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she means she likes pegging
      and that is pretty based famalam

    • 1 month ago
      Dr. John Smith

      She means she will use a strap on on you at some point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Either she's into pegging or we've discovered a female with an actual male brain.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lea Seydoux has a face like a Queb girl and for that reason she makes me diamonds. I can practically hear her whispering in my ear that I'm her "bon esti".

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's the one where I time travel back and prevent any single jigaboo from ever setting foot in France, thus preserving her genetic lineage

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    waifuposting is the only thing that makes me feel alive

    how can I, without nepotism and industry connections and without rizz or artistic talent become a celebrity photographer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      find out where she lives and wait till she leaves for some groceries

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was talking about photoshoots and not paparazzi photos.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she has kino feet in some pics, and not so much in others. can feet become bad over time?

          who am i kidding? she's perfect.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why is she crying??

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the director was talking about the filming of the movie and she was remembering how much of an awful experience it was for her and how she hated him.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a white American with French blood in me and my lust for French women is insatiable

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dan on the French all you want but they have the sexiest language and the sexiest women are

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just always had a dislike for the french language that I can never get over. It just sounds like it insists on itself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because you've only heard French from people who don't have it as their first language and are trying to sound cute. French can sound really harsh and grating from someone who has it as their first language

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you cant hate in french, it all comes from tone and not words
          cussing someone out in french is like giving them a compliment, it doesnt work
          in general id say most men dont like french because its too soft, it has no edges

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they have the sexiest language
      terrible meme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        French has a lot of sticky tongue sounds that when said quietly is your ear is unbelievably hot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          aight recc me some french ASMR channels

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. France is a cold, wet, dreary shithole for the most part. It's reputation as a romantic paradise is pure Post WWII propaganda.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >talentless billionaire baby
    non merci

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do Lea threads always start with the same photo?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its hard to say

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        drop all of your lesser known webms now!!! (please)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i really like this one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow the thread was up the whole night

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      extremely rare for a Lea thread. normally you get banned just for replying to one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, most times the thread gets 30 replies or so and then jannies delete it and all the anons who posted in it get banned

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i tossed the janny an extra hot pocket last night
          even the topless webm is still up

          based anons. it's probably coming, and i thank you for your service.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i tossed the janny an extra hot pocket last night
        even the topless webm is still up

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Lea was just woken up and she's grumpy about it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is literally me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think she was beautiful in that movie with apparently no makeup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What is wrong with you? I don't want to see your new dick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    imagine being so upset at an actress thread that you start posting this shit to try and get it deleted

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did wikieat die completely? where do anons even get good quality webms anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's dead for good seems like. Didnt get much traffic after the first time. Picturepub is the site i see anons using now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thanks anon

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One where Terry fricked her and she gave him a blowjob or something, gotta find the pics again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that isn't her giving the blowjob and doesn't even look like her. it's insane that so many anons are that faceblind that it comes up every thread. it's just some pale blonde woman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's insane that so many anons are that faceblind
        Face blindness is a symptom of autism, and this is Cinemaphile. It shouldnt be so surprising! It's futile to tell anon it isnt lea because the fantasy is just so hot to them for some reason. They do the same thing with elle fanning and terry kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i seriously feel very autistic but i have a great way of spotting similar faces, almost in an autistically sort of way if that makes sense.

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