What's your favourite Léa Seydoux film?
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lee lee super doo doo
why didn't the other one have a career
you know why
bros what does kissing another woman feel like
Apparently it's like eating a G2 sequence yellow star pretending you're a giant lesbian Unicron but without the voice acting ability of Orsen Welles.
purest form of love
Is this worth watching ? Without considering the Life is Strange tier lesbian relationship
You know you wouldn't watch it to see if it's "good"
>No tongue
I don't watch a coward's movies.
False bravery.
Deserves nothing.
lea's tongue goes in adele's pusy elsewhere in the film, there's no cowardice involved believe me mon ami
get outta here gambit
this movie has a three and a half minute long sexually explicit lesbian scene
The most high budget softcore lesbian porn you could ask for
i love my french mommy
she is practicing for when we kiss ~
Kid looks like he should be yelling “RIGGS”
because her family are not billionaires
I forgot to say that i'm trans, so take my opinion with a grain of salt
The one where she show boobs
The Lobster !
Peak Lea Seydoux kino
Resting b***h face
It's more like resting about to burst into tears face
idk why but i love it so much, nothing more attractive to me than this
Ooh-la-lahh - with ze French girls, you don't have to imagine ze smell!
>sagreblöö
hahahaha wtf
>fingering herself
You know she loves the attention
french boobs are the best
Which mobie
Yum
My gf is half french and has the most beautiful boobs ive ever seen irl
i'm jealous. which celeb's breasts would you compare them to?
Hmmmmm. Cant find a celeb who compares but found these on /s/
. Im a moron who doesnt know how to cite a post from another board
my favorite one is when she is putting lotion on with her back to the camera and then walks forward and you see a glimpse of them both in a tiny mirror. KINO
BITWC or A beautiful person
That frogs believe the civil war was actually about slavery and not to btfo a bunch of rich oligarch inbreeds is hilarious.
The Frogs secretly gave limited support to the side that wanted more slaves.
That one where she slurped pussy
But do you really like the rest of the film?
It's something in my... private collection
Release the endless hours of lesbo scissoring you selfish bastard
Never!
Kek
Death Stranding
No Time To Die i guess
Imagine being the guy who got Lea Seydoux pregnant
his name is hideo kojima
I don’t know what you mean, I wasn’t the guy who got her pregnant.
yes, but what about if you had been
Imagine simping for this 4.5/10
Imagine using that photo to call her a 4.5
A doorknob has more acting range than that woman.
Can you imagine a male equivalent of her? A male actor who just stands around with the same look on his face in every movie, and mumbles his lines?
But because he doesn't have a pair of titts and a gash between his legs, everyone would laugh at him.
Steven Seagal basically
None. I hate her.
Because she's so beautiful, i will never be that beautiful, in fact, i will never be a real woman
DAT FUPA
Where's my royal French princess gf?
The one where she was a cute maid that kept getting raped by every frenchie
Do you mean this one?
how does she look so annoying?
She was at a funeral
yeah but in general
french face syndrome
kino and saved
That is the silliest depiction of sex in something I've seen in a while
If its the one where her master coughs blood on her face and dies on top of her while she's naked, yeah
Yes that's it
What happened before the cut to sex
He thrusts like it's into a big open bucket/bedpan. FLOP realism
Just like my japanese funny pages!
Death Stranding
>*teleports behind you with magic umbrella*
>*cries*
wheres the sfm pornos from her?
kino
The Deadly Standing.
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The last thing I want to watch is some dumb c**t crying. I hear enough of it all day.
I got banned for asking what her best movie was besides Blue is The Warmest Colour and used a photo of her face from Grand Budapest. It was in a very tame Lea thread too
She makes jannitors cope seethe and dilate
how come you waifugays never talk about their movies?
In Lea's case she's just not a very good actress
But what do i know, i'm just a trans (mtf)
I haven't seen her in many movies but so far I never found issues with her acting.
You answered your own question
She was great in The Lobster. actually intimidating. Sucks what happens to her though
She has a lot of movies where she puts her feet in dude's faces. Such a weird coincidence
Anyone seen "France"? She leads a satiric comedy with a lot of facial expressions
I have
Of course she cries in it
How is it?
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i thought she was cute, but once i saw her nudes i really started to appreciate her
For me it was her first movie where she was naked in the shower with some girls. She seemed shy then and covered up more but you could tell her breasts were the biggest then than any other movie
based
Imagine the smell.
what do naked french girls smell like?
I don't know, I never approached them.
well if they're french they smell awful
sorry
Lea smells to expensive french perfume tho
Red wine with a hint of snail dipped croissants and cheese
Sacre bleau
>the scene where the girl is eating her puss and leas ass is the focus with one leg up
HNNNNNGH
>lea seydoux nude
>lea pussy getting eaten
HNNNNNGH
>camera carefully adjusted so you can't see Lea's pussy
🙁
camera show lea slurping pussy
🙂
She looked amazing at the Dune 2 premiere. Haters were seething
It’s true. I was in the crowd and she looked unreal.
oh shit, that's pretty cool. did anything about her surprise you?
everyone looked pretty good at that premiere.
I didn’t get to meet her but her interview happened a few metres in front of me, on a stage they’d set up to look like a sand dune. She was very smiley and I usually see pictures of her looking serious and/or ready to cry, so I suppose that was surprising. At the end of her interview she couldn’t figure out her way down from the sandy stage, I have a Live Photo where she looks around and mouths “Where do I go?!” with an adorably confused expression
damn, you should post that or something. that's pretty awesome. she definitely seems goofier and generally a happy person in interviews. the sad thing just comes from her modeling i guess
I’ll try to find it. Looking at the other ones I took I noticed she was quite fidgety. One hand holding a mic, but the other always adjusting her hair or touching her other arm or her backside, like she couldn’t decide what to do with the free hand or was nervous. Disappointed she didn’t make it over to my part of the crowd, but Rebecca Ferguson and Florence Pugh did so I can’t really complain much
She seems like an anxious kind of person with crowds. Ferguson and Pugh definitely aren't. Pretty cool that you got to possibly interact with them. Pugh seems to fricking talk people's ears off
Pugh comes across like she could talk to anyone, like she would be everyone’s favourite barmaid if she weren’t busy being a really talented popular actress. Ferguson also seemed great, but in an overwhelmed twitchy hyper maybe adhd type of way.
wait frick me, she's in that film? i was gonna skip it but now i cant
Just a supporting role, but yeah
she has such a little beep bop nose. just a little nub
Very attractive in a weird way
Grand Budapest, if that counts
That photo of her smiling on the set of that movie is my favorite pic of her but I got banned for posting it last time
Posting Lea smiling is a bit cursed
It’s more of a smirk like she has a secret to tell ya
link the picture and I'll post it
https://www.cultjer.com/img/ug_photo/2014_11/61786820141110064110.jpg
It's the aristocratic resting b***h face. Seems to be her default expression.
it's when she's modeling, or she's just insecure of her smile. she does smile a lot and seems happy in actual videos of her
Every one where she gets her delicious breasts out.
She is not my waifu or anything but I like her aesthetics and started a folder.
🙂
>if only you knew how much this picture makes the janny seethe
mmmm french pusy
What the heck did she mean by this?
she means she likes pegging
and that is pretty based famalam
She means she will use a strap on on you at some point
Either she's into pegging or we've discovered a female with an actual male brain.
Lea Seydoux has a face like a Queb girl and for that reason she makes me diamonds. I can practically hear her whispering in my ear that I'm her "bon esti".
it's the one where I time travel back and prevent any single jigaboo from ever setting foot in France, thus preserving her genetic lineage
waifuposting is the only thing that makes me feel alive
how can I, without nepotism and industry connections and without rizz or artistic talent become a celebrity photographer?
find out where she lives and wait till she leaves for some groceries
I was talking about photoshoots and not paparazzi photos.
she has kino feet in some pics, and not so much in others. can feet become bad over time?
who am i kidding? she's perfect.
why is she crying??
the director was talking about the filming of the movie and she was remembering how much of an awful experience it was for her and how she hated him.
I'm a white American with French blood in me and my lust for French women is insatiable
Dan on the French all you want but they have the sexiest language and the sexiest women are
I just always had a dislike for the french language that I can never get over. It just sounds like it insists on itself.
Probably because you've only heard French from people who don't have it as their first language and are trying to sound cute. French can sound really harsh and grating from someone who has it as their first language
you cant hate in french, it all comes from tone and not words
cussing someone out in french is like giving them a compliment, it doesnt work
in general id say most men dont like french because its too soft, it has no edges
>they have the sexiest language
terrible meme
French has a lot of sticky tongue sounds that when said quietly is your ear is unbelievably hot
aight recc me some french ASMR channels
This. France is a cold, wet, dreary shithole for the most part. It's reputation as a romantic paradise is pure Post WWII propaganda.
>talentless billionaire baby
non merci
why do Lea threads always start with the same photo?
its hard to say
drop all of your lesser known webms now!!! (please)
i really like this one
Wow the thread was up the whole night
extremely rare for a Lea thread. normally you get banned just for replying to one.
Yeah, most times the thread gets 30 replies or so and then jannies delete it and all the anons who posted in it get banned
based anons. it's probably coming, and i thank you for your service.
i tossed the janny an extra hot pocket last night
even the topless webm is still up
Do you think Lea was just woken up and she's grumpy about it?
She is literally me
I think she was beautiful in that movie with apparently no makeup
cute
What is wrong with you? I don't want to see your new dick
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
imagine being so upset at an actress thread that you start posting this shit to try and get it deleted
did wikieat die completely? where do anons even get good quality webms anymore
Yes, it's dead for good seems like. Didnt get much traffic after the first time. Picturepub is the site i see anons using now.
thanks anon
One where Terry fricked her and she gave him a blowjob or something, gotta find the pics again.
that isn't her giving the blowjob and doesn't even look like her. it's insane that so many anons are that faceblind that it comes up every thread. it's just some pale blonde woman
>it's insane that so many anons are that faceblind
Face blindness is a symptom of autism, and this is Cinemaphile. It shouldnt be so surprising! It's futile to tell anon it isnt lea because the fantasy is just so hot to them for some reason. They do the same thing with elle fanning and terry kek
i seriously feel very autistic but i have a great way of spotting similar faces, almost in an autistically sort of way if that makes sense.